ITT: movies women will literally and unironically never understand,

>>81503587
I made my sister watch Lawrence of Arabia and she spent the entire time bitching and checking her phone. Women are intellectually inferior.

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>>81503587

>>81503587
I have it downloaded and will watch it during the upcoming holidays.

>>81503587
but my mom loves that movie

>>81503672
She might like it, but she will never understand it.

>>81503706
>let's rip off king lear but with gooks

>opinions only faggots hold

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>OMG what is his problem?
>Why is acting like that?
>He's and idiot, it doesn't make sense!

>>81503649

So was that the guy?
*eats comfort food*
Why would you burn something if you think it's so great?
*checks phone*
Is this the same guy?
*takes selfie*
Is this a dream sequence?
*twerks*
So his milf lust made him a nazi?
*duckfaces*
I thought that was his friend why is he chopping his head off?
*snapchats a video and takes so long to title it that it plays on loop for 5 fucking minutes in the background*
Why would you kill yourself just because nobody cares about your speech?
*drinks wine*
Why are there tears in your eyes?

>>81503691
o

This fucking anglo ruined the west

>>81503904
I fucking loathe women

>>81503904
>know the movie you are about to watch will never be understood by women
>watch it with her anyways
>suprised that she got bored and revert back to her natural instincts

Definitely Raging Bull and Straw Dogs.

>>81503904
>selfie
>snapchat
>duckface
Your girl is just a cunt. There are plenty of women out there who aren't like this. On the other hand, I can show you plenty of guys being just as retarded.

My gf is sexy but also autistic so we can watch autistic stuff. This type of girl exists.

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>>81503587
It's my mom's second favorite movie, right after So I Married an Axe Murderer

>>81505131
Has randomly complimenting an entire gender on an anonymous Mongolian shadow puppet symposium ever managed to get you laid? I'm legitimately curious.

>>81505131
>works on my machine lmao

>>81505386
I'm not complimenting an entire gender. The depictions of women are bizarre and twisted and I've literally never met a girl who is like this.

If you surround yourself with cents all the time you must be doing something wrong. I mean, I don't deny these caricatures exist but you'd have to actively seek them out e.g. going to the club where chad goes etc.

I doubt you'll ever find a woman like this at a Wolves in the Throne Room concert. I've met my girl on OkCupid and I decidedly avoided girls with snapchat filters or stupid catchphrases in their profile and I was fine. Of course if you just want to get laid you ignore this and pander to whatever type of stupid bitch

>>81505641
Let me know how many blowjobs this post earns.

>>81503727
>rip off
yeah i'm sure kurosawa thought no one would notice him adapting one of the most famous pieces of literature of all time

idiot

>>81505666
The fact that you say yourself that whiteknighting on an imageboard does nothing implies that this is my genuine opinion.

At least I'm not so beta that I don't have the balls to stand up to a girl and tell her not to be on fucking snapchat during a movie. It's funny you complain about women so much and how much you loath them but yet you are obeying to their every whim

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>"are the two hobbits gay, anon? omg that's so cute!"
>They will never understand brotherhood, fellowship, loyalty and sacrifice

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Evil dead 1-3.
M*A*S*H
Easy Rider.

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how accurate is this?

>>81506620
i don't get why whiplash and GATTACA is on that list
i haven't seen all of those movies though

>>81506918
Any other films like this?
I adore the setting.

>>81506148

Frodo was deep dicking Sam, though. It's amazing the fat cunt managed to walk all that distance with his ass being plowed every night.

>>81506620
>women will never understand Drive
>it's about a racemixing single-mother manipulating a single autist to risk his life to save her

I think women understand that quite well.

>>81506976
>to save her

but she has no idea what's going on for most of the movie. She doesn't realize she's in danger until the elevator scene

>>81507046
>She doesn't realize she's in danger until the elevator scene

She doesn't realize how violent autistics can get and that they're a danger, true.

>>81506936
Watch the Hornblower tv-show. It's the only thing that comes even close.

>>81505131
How much do you pay for this prostitute and do you realize she isn't genuine?

>>81503904

WE WUZ QUEENS

>>81503608
wish i had a brother to rob banks with, i could do it with my cousin but he's too much of a pussy

>>81503649
What are some Mishima must reads before watching this movie?

>>81504147
/tv/ doesn't understand it either

>>81507911
it's about him actually doing it, since he's getting blamed anyway, right?

>>81507844
All of it. He didn't write that much, you get the complete works done in under four months.

>>81506939
No he did not.
Even in your perverted scenario where they are faggots, Frodo is an aristocrat and would perform patrician intercrural sex instead of the inferior man sodomy.