*breathes in* *inhales* *leans back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>81498563
what? I think Star Wars is gay as fuck but that's pretty cool looking

"""""""""""Science fiction"""""""""""

>>81498563
What's got you so upset, tiger?

those men had families

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>>81498563
I don't even know if I've seen this movie anymore

why does this scene exist?

>>81498563
I don't get it. It makes sense, those engines have to be fucking powerful and it's not completely pushing it, it's only turning it on a pivot point.

It really does make sense if you know any basic physics and logically think about how strong those thrusters have to be in the first place

>>81498578
t. Millennial cuck.

>breathes in
>inhales
But that's literally the same thing you fucking retard

The Hammerheads weren't even that small in the KotOR games. A lot of the ridiculousness of this scene could have been avoided by just making the Hammerhead larger, and having it suicide ram the portal itself.

The star destroyer has already been knocked out though and had no power

Dope scene. This was exactly what The Force Awakens was missing.

Rogue One was great, actually felt like I got my money's worth at the end.

>>81498608
Its like pushing a car towards other car with a needle. And actually have them crash into rubble while the other side with needle is intact

>>81498626
Somehow i don't have the slightest doubt the hammerhead would be powerful enough to turn the Star Destroyer like that, considering tiny tug boats handle massive container ships every day.

But i somehow feel like the internal structure of the hammerhead would give in and it would crush itself like a pop can.

Anyway, fuck the haters, that was awesome.

>>81498800
More like a car being bushed by a toy firetruck.

a toy firetruck that has jet engines slapped on to it.

>>81498563
fucking inertial dampers how do they work

>>81498800
It's in space you moron and the sd had no power. any ship could have pushed it

>>81498851
So if a tiny rock brushes a huge spaceship, it'll move away huh. So this is what outer space is like...

>>81498835
The pressure is force/area. The area of hammerhead-strardestroyer connection is smaller than star destroyers star destroyer one. The force is the same because Newton. Hammerhead would have pierced through the star destroyer

>>81498563
Yes Negan?

It's p funny that normies talk about how unrealistic this scene is despite it actually being semi-plausible, while the much-beloved TFA's starkiller base is complete Bullshit

>>81498563
Why didn't those big ass destroyers have any laser cannons or whatever on the side? Why didn't they have smaller and faster fighter type space ships? Is that all it takes, a fucking space truck pushing a destroyer against another destroyer?

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>>81498926

>>81498983
>Why didn't those big ass destroyers have any laser cannons or whatever on the side?
They do, Ion cannons disabled them

>why didn't they have smaller and faster fighter type space ships?

They did, attack craft can still strike large targets despite shields of defending fighter. See every battle in the pacific in WW2

>Is that all it takes, a fucking space truck pushing a destroyer against another destroyer?

Have you ever seen a collision between 2 ships on the ocean? Even a slow-looking rub does huge damage. It's about the size of the object and momentum.

>>81498983
turn ur brain off bruh

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>>81498563
So you picked the most plausible scene from the movie to mock it, faggot? So you are ok with hyperspace jumps, shields around the whole planet or fucking giant death star, but you have a problem with that.

I'm sorry, but it was literally the best scene in this shit movie

>>81499066
this guy gets it unlike the rest of faggots here

>>81499066
This. The scene was still shit though

>>81498563
Glorious Empire steel folded over 10,000 times

some gen x retard laughed and said "no he is wrong" when I said the disney star wars sucked then he said he fell asleep in rogue one and liked TFA for the muh nostalgia suck off.

>>81498563
ITT anon gets rekt by tugboats

>>81499057
>>81499057
Now show me a tugboat crashing a cargo ship into another cargo ship. With destruction. While tugboat leaves only a small dent

>>81499057
So like, all it takes to move a big boat on the water is to have a small boat rub up against it? That doesn't make sense, if I run into a car it won't move!!!!

WHY IS PHYSICS HARD

>>81498563
>2 of the same ships made from the same material collide
>one collapses like a box of matchsticks and the other stays intact

anyone defending this needs to off themselves immediately

>>81498563
This was actually the only part of the movie I thought was neat or clever. The only time where it wasn't just chucking more iconic Star Wars crap at me. Remember TIE Fighters? Remember Walrusman? Remember Jedis!?

A ship I've never seen before being used to smash one giant stupid Star Destroyer into another.

>>81498563
>Enough thrust to accelerate something with 10000x more mass in 10 seconds.

hmm..

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>>81499166
Do you know that they were both incapacitated? He just pushed it one into another

just like muh vidya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVYE9kt1OAE

>>81499244
It had a mass effect engine.

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>>81499194
what happens if a moving car collides into a stationary one, anon

>>81498563
is that the new lego star wars set?

>>81499259
Try smashing a brick of butter against the wall with a knife. The knife may propell butter before impact, afterwards it'll go straight through

>>81499361
how retarded are you?

>>81498694
He picked the one thing that is totally possible in the real world. Tugboats push around massive container ships daily.

Give the retard a little break. His brain doesn't work.

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>>81498700
That's not a kotor hammerhead, that's a SW Rebels hammerhead, there's a noticeable size difference.

>>81499350
i always wanted one of those as a kid but they were so fucking expensive

>tfw you make a movie about awesome rebels but accidentally destroy their moral legitimacy

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>>81499314
>one car t-boning another
>in any way comparable to this

see i can cherrypick examples too

Serious question: if space is void, how can propellers work if they have nothing to propell against?

>>81498563
what movie is this? this is the most retarded shit i have watched. it looks retarded

>>81499361
So Star Destroyers are made of butter? And what does the wall represent in this analogy? Do you even zero gravity?

>>81499462
inertia or some shit

>>81498563
that was the only part of the movie I liked. oh and ben mendehlson of course. mads sucked dick in it.

>>81499462
Propellers don't work in space.
Rocket engines on the other hand...

>>81499004
Is that a teaser for Rogue Two?

>>81499496
what's a rocket engine and how does it work?

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>>81498800
>There's no way this tiny ship could move that huge ship! Into me trash it me goes xD
t. Retard. Stop posting forever.

>>81499004
When does the little boat collide at max speed with the bigger boat?

>>81499544
right before the big tanker slices through another big tanker.

happens every fucking day you morons.

>>81499544
>max speed

>>81499517
A rocket engine propels something through a nozzle in one direction.
One of those Newtonian laws demands that an equal and opposite reaction takes places, i.e. the rocket engine itself gets propelled in the opposite direction.

>>81499478
The wall represents second destroyer because the way collision happened(it didn't just bounce off the first one) I assume it had operative engines holding it still. Star destroyers are relatively made of butter because they got annihilated while hammerhead didnt destroy itself with all that force.

>>81498563
>I'm supposed to think that's ridiculous and totally unbelievable in a universe where a moon sized planet destroying laser weapon has an exhaust vent sized flaw that is exploitable only to a single space monk who has the power to manipulate the energy that is fired from his spacecraft
Fuck off OP.

>>81498563
thanks for this webm
I was sorta regretting not watching this with my normie friends and about to pirate this piece of shit any day now, I'll rather watch some anime or some shit

>>81498590
When has Star Wars ever been classified as sci-fi? It's space fantasy, always will be.

>>81499655
it's actually pretty entertaining, it just lacks any kind of Star Wars spirit.

I prefer it over Force Awakens, because it's not filled to the brink with fanservice pandering.

>>81499711
this x 100. TFA was shit for kids

>>81499655
what's a good anime now?

With action and adventure like attack on titan

>>81498626
What the fuck? You're gonna say physics here? The moment produced means the destroyer should move about the pivot, in this case the rear, therefore the front should hit the other destroyer first. Putting a moment about the rear of the destroyer wouldn't make the rear hit first. Brainlets man

>>81499752
serious or pretending to be "just turn your brain off dude"?

>>81499793
I'M FUUUCKING SERIOUS DUDE

>>81499793
completely serious
I liked 5 cm per second but that's the only non action anime I've ever liked
My favorite is samurai champloo

>/tv/ can't into basic physics
What a surprise.

>>81499650
Exhaust vent sized flaw that was intentionally placed there explained by this rad flick

>>81499827
Spoilers man.

>>81499785
No.

>>81498563

>Y-Wings disable the Star Destroyers inertial dampeners and engines

>Can now be freely pushed about thanks to Newtonian Physics

There was nothing fucking wrong with this scene, Tarkin blowing up a Imperial Installation without consequence was a bigger plot hole

>>81499711
It was missing any kind of spirit. Never did I care about anybody in that pile of trash.

I'm not even sure what they were aiming for? A war movie in the Star Wars universe? How could that ever work with these bland cardboard characters. Garbage movie, maybe even the worst SW movie.

>>81498694
>not double breathing to increase oxygenation

>>81499827
Pay attention next time and you'll notice he never makes mention of an exhaust vent.

>>81499862
It's by no means a classic, but it was a decent action flick by modern standards (which are low).

5.5/10

>>81498563
I do like the scene but the physics are all wrong. To cause that kind of motion the ship would have to be pushing at the other side of the destroyer's centre of mass to cause the bridge to hit the other estrogen first. But yeah u guess the smaller ship could move it as there's no opposing force to prevent acceleration. So the motion itself isn't realistic for some retarded reason, but the ability of the small ship to move the destroyer is possible

>>81499875
this. but it wasnt about the exhaust vent. The flaw concerned domino effect and not the hole

>>81499812
>>81499793
ok I forgot i'm in 4chan where "good anime" means prepubescent girls having pop star careers

>>81499177
>boats float in water and need relatively little force to move (a person can more a multiple ton 30 foot boat around like it's nothing)
>cars have much more friction and require much more force to move by hand (2 people struggling to move a SUV)

>>81498563
it would've been acceptable if they pushed the disabled ship into the shield thinger to open it, instead they went full le epic retard shit.

>>81499314
>giant hollow boxes
>crash
>oh wow they crumpled like paper

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>>81499906
>i'm in 4chan

>>81499816
>>81499906
try konosuba and amagi brilliant park my unpopular opinion I don't like little witch academia but you might still get something out

for prepubescent girls having pop star careers thicc maid dragons isn't exactly that but I liked it and see if you like bakuon, both of these ar ebetter in manga format imo

>>81499857
I always though it was weird that ships in star wars always were stationary and fell when they were damaged
then I thought those ships can appear motionless above a planet becsuse they have the capability to land or hover over the surface, so why couldn't they do the same but in space
this led to the conclusion that they fell because the lift engines were damaged or disabled

>>81499827
It's been a while since I watched this shit but for some reason I remember them saying they were stealing the structural plans to find the exhaust vent which really triggered my autism because an exhaust vent wouldn't be on structural plans

>>81499862
If you think it's worse than Attack of the Clones you actually don't know anything about film as a whole. AotC is legitimately a 1/10 movie, Rogue One is mediocre at worst.

>>81498563
Is the ship pushing made of diamonds? because the amount of thrust it would take to push a ship 1000x larger would break the bridge of the smaller ship

>>81499857
Tarkin's practically above the law and is best buds with the Emperor. Not to mention the Senate gets dissolved within a week of this movie. He's fine.

>>81499675
Normies think it's sci-fi.

[spoilers]feelsbadman[/spoilers]

>>81498563
why not just create a fleet of hammerhead ships and ram the death star to the sun?

>>81499998
youre mom is fine

>>81500007
but you know they lost engines and their retarded shields?

is the exhaust vent the vagina or the asshole of the death star?

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I'm so glad I'm not the only one pissed about that.

They fucking made the Star Destroyer, you know the ship that's the first awesome intimidating thing you see in Star Wars look like a fucking joke.

Movie literally shits on the series, harder than even the prequels did.

>>81499517
You throw mass out one side with high speed so you accelerate to the exact opposite side directly proportional to the mass and speed you threw out.

The fire is just to shoot the mass out faster. It doesn't have any other purpose. We don't know of a better method to propel ourselves through space currently.

>>81499004
>boats on water = giant Kilometer long spaceships in space
you must be american.

>>81500027
Why would that little fucking ship be able to move a Star Destroyer like that?

Kinda like claiming a Razor Scooter with enough force could push a Truck.

>>81500119
>Kinda like claiming a Razor Scooter with enough force could push a Truck.

In zero gravity, it could.

>>81499974
R1 is 3/10 at best. Maybe mediocre if you only watch garbage movies and have no taste.

>>81500066
ive deliberated over this in my mind for several years now.

>>81500066
Asshole

>What is zero gravity
>What is weightlessness

I'm an arts major and I can into physics better than you faggots

>>81500136
and your preliminary conclusion is?
>plz tell me Anon, I had to select images of mountains for this post.

>>81500132
Not enough to penetrate that other SD's hull. At best everyone in the second SD would feel minor shaking.

>>81500184
And Definitely not with enough power to fucking cleave that huge ass chunk of ship like that.

>>81500208
and also i like pizza but its expensive

>>81500176
not sure.
i think a lot depends on if you consider the prequels canon and not just cobbled together nonsense.

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>>81498563
Rogue One is the only good Star Wars movie since Return of the jedi. It's even better than Return of the Jedi except Luke Vs Vader part
You can't prove me wrong, faggots

>>81499462
Vacuum propellers work in space. They use dark matter instead of air and they're way less efficient, so they require a lot of blades and a fusion reactor in order to propel a space ship.

>>81500085
Imposing aesthetics don't count for a whole lot in a near-vacuum.

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>>81500167

Better than OP only, who doesn't seems to want to think about gravity beyond what his fat ass can experience right now.

>>81500135

R1 is an acceptable nostalgia fest, raving fans will love it, casual fans will just shrug it off and don't make a big deal about it since it's at least not prequel level.

Only thing I found atrociously stupid was Forest Whitaker's character's death, and that they should have at least had a couple scenes with him and Jyn before he abandoned her.

>>81499906
Baccano. Packs a lot into twelve episodes.

>>81500241
>It's better than 3 really crappy sequels and 1 mediocre 1.

WOW WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT! BRAVO DISNEY.

Also 7 is better, because I don't have to deal with Felicity's sourpuss face during the whole fucking movie.

I know people wanna fuck that Rabbit and so would I for that matter but she was a HORRIBLE Protagonist.

>>81499203
>Remember Walrusman?
No

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>>81500241

RotJ is overrated by SW fans but underrated by those who hold ESB as the absolute best thing ever, don't get me wrong, ESB is undeniable the best star wars film, but RotJ only gets that amount of shit because of the Ewoks, add more scenes with Yoda and replace the Ewoks with Wookies as they had originally intended and it could have been the best of the original trilogy.

>>81500347
I was never particularly fond of most of the scenes in Jabba's Palace, either.

Then again, I also hated The Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal, so perhaps there is a deeper seated issue at play.

Oh fuck, Thrawn is out today.

>>81500347
>but RotJ only gets that amount of shit because of the Ewoks, add more scenes with Yoda and replace the Ewoks with Wookies as they had originally intended and it could have been the best of the original trilogy.
Yeah... no sweetie.

I'm still mad the empire got destroyed by teddy bears and it would have only been slightly less embarrassing had they been defeated by fucking Tarzan dogs.

If they had stuck with Gary Kurtz ideal ending that would have been something.

>We had an outline and George changed everything in it," Kurtz said. “Instead of bittersweet and poignant he wanted a euphoric ending with everybody happy. The original idea was that they would recover [the kidnapped] Han Solo in the early part of the story and that he would then die in the middle part of the film in a raid on an Imperial base. George then decided he didn’t want any of the principals killed. By that time there were really big toy sales and that was a reason.”

>The discussed ending of the film that Kurtz favored presented the rebel forces in tatters, Leia grappling with her new duties as queen and Luke walking off alone “like Clint Eastwood in the spaghetti westerns,” as Kurtz put it.

>Kurtz said that ending would have been a more emotionally nuanced finale to an epic adventure than the forest celebration of the Ewoks that essentially ended the trilogy with a teddy bear luau.

>>81498563
You know why its stupid, because it's is disabled and doesn't immediately fall to surface like the super star destroyer in RoTJ. Fuck NuStar Wars.
/ Thread.

>>81500008
Well thank you sir

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>>81500374

The whole palace scenes were good, but I guess that's a matter of opinion, of course leaving the whole CGI song out of it.

>>81500397

That's stupid, is like you want a dark ending just for the sake of being dark, I don't like the ending with the Ewoks either but Kurtz's poignant script seemed like it was taking things way too far.

>>81500324
7 is absolute shite, Rey is even worse protagonist than Felicity Jones

Get your shitty waifu googles off, m8

>>81500271

They never pivot one like a drunk friend helping you move a couch and have it crumble in ROTJ. They stay away in that battle because they're not easy to take down.

>>81499177
People can pull C-130s. I'm sure even you can push a car

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>>81500450
But that's where your wrong. And for the record I'd rather fuck the Bunny than the Xenomorph but Rey is nevertheless a better protagonist.

Rey
>Actually smiles
>Goes on a heroes journey and achieves something
Jyn
>Pouts the entire time and looks like a stuck up cunt
>Kills a bunch of people, sends an email, dies

I was more interested in the fucking Blind Chink than the main "heroes" in Rogue One. Jyn and Mexican guy were fucking horrible bland leads.

I'm glad they're dead though so we don't have to endure Rogue Two.

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I'm no genius of physics but wouldn't the small ship break apart before the larger one even moved slightly? I highly doubt they built the smaller ship to withstand its own rockets propelling itself into a fucking wall.

>>81500449

Kurtz's ending would have worked better for a part 4 or 5. Killing Han right after saving him would have been cheap as fuck. If you're gonna kill Han, have Jabba do it, and then they kil Jabba and blow him up out of revenge, and luke has to grapple with the dark side. THAT would have been more interesting. If Lucas accepted no han solo in part 4 and 5, we might have gotten more movies too.

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>>81500085
>>81500271
They were one with the force
The force was with them

>>81499785

You're literally retarded

>>81500528
It would if it hit at speed. Getting up against it and pushing wouldn't cause damage in zero gravity.

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>>81499998
>Sheev dissolves the Senate because it's the only way to get Tarkin out of trouble for testing the Death Star on his own side.

DEEPEST LORE!

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>>81500516
>she is better because she smiles and follows generic ''hero on a journey'' storyline

>>81500450
Felicity Jones was just bland, she didn't look care at all throughout the movie

>>81500655
Generic "hero on a journey" story is better than nothing at all.

>>81500528
Would I break my arm if I push a 5m high concrete wall at zero gravity?

>>81500608
Can't argue against simple moments and centres of gravity

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>>81500609
trying to explain it to these faggots is of no avail. Especially if it is all based of that stupid webm. This one shows is better

>>81500667
No it doesn't.

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>>81500655
Yeah she fucking is.

Look at everyone in this fucking poster, they're so fucking miserable. Felicity has that dumb look on her face for the entire movie.

Rogue One is a joyless movie.

>>81500609
The rocket on the smaller ship was designed to propel itself, not a massive ship a thousand times its mass. The smaller ship would begin to buckle from the bigger ships resistance and eventually crumble wouldn't it?

Look at how thin the smaller ship is. It wouldn't be able to support its own thrust against a solid object without breaking apart let alone move a ship which takes 6 fucking engines 10 times the size of that smaller ship.

>>81500699
>small ship hits into big ship
>everybody in big ship falling over (in the bridge that is at the other end of the ship)
>meanwhile everybody in small ship is just like ... yeah whatever lets do this
>enough power to push a ssd trough another ssd, but somehow doesn't just cut through the first ssd by itself

yeah I know it was the force :^)

>>81500678
Get an empty can, this is now your ship. Your hand is the rockets force. Crush the can against a concrete wall and ask yourself why the wall didn't budge and why the can crushed itself. You get bonus points if you dont ram the can and instead push it

>>81500765
>everybody in big ship
where do you see everyone? I see only ppl nearby the hit zone

>>81500699
So it takes like 10 Puny Pod-Racer sized ships to take down a Star Destroyer, and a clearly Phallic inspired ship to fuck it and crash it into another one.

Fuck this movie.

It even fucks up the sense of scale that the original Star Wars had. It's so unexciting compared to the Death Star run in the original Star Wars. There's no sense of speed at all.

>>81500723
There's not much resistance in a vacuum.

>>81500809
well, dont blame me for ships' count. At least they shown that destroyes had real shileds instead of 'magic imaginery shields' from prev parts

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>>81500720

Sounds to me like you just got influenced by the RLM videos and can't form your own opinion on R1.

>>81500840
It's just the more I think about Rogue One the more I get angry at it. It wastes so much potential.

If you're going to make a Dirty Dozen style movie let us see the characters have fun and gain camraderie. Then there's some weight in their deaths because we care about them. Robert Aldrich knew this, that's why the Dirty Dozen is pretty slow and just fun to watch at the start.

I'm convinced Gareth Edwards on the other hand is the new Michael Bay. He only wants fucking explosions and drama. He doesn't give a real shit about story.

>>81500872

Its a shitty movie. Not even joking, I wanted to leave halfway through it was so fucking boring.

Had I paid for the ticket, I wouldn't have finished this snoozefest. Never said that about any movie.

>>81498563
watched it cam and forgot everything as soon as I finished it

what did I mean by this?

>>81500872
You're not better than a Prequel defender in my eyes Tripfag. The only reason to like Rogue One is

>PRETTY VISUALS SO COOOL!

The first half even feels like they saw South Park and said "Let's throw in Member Berries for our dumb audience."

>MEMBA WALRUSMAN
>I MEMBA

>>81500701
Yes it is.
>>81500872
Sounds like you're just a conrarian that likes something because everyone else shits on it. If only you were capable of forming your own opinion.

>>81500723
Breh, it's in space. Look up tug boats

>>81501006
>because everyone else shits on it
>85% on RT
>8.0 on imdb

yeah sure buddy, everybody shits on it. or maybe it's just contrarian tv faggots?

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>>81500943
>I wanted to leave halfway through
You went to the cinema, that's a mistake with SW films these days, they're Disney's fast food, it's much better to wait and watch a decent copy for free.
>>81500996
Sounds to me like you're just dumping everyone who didn't hate the film into the same category, you don't even know what I think about it.
>>81501006
I just liked it as an action film, the characters had 3 dangerous goals to accomplish as the film goes along all taking them to a final stand battle, both protagonists aren't really that good carrying the movie though, the secondaries were far more charming.

It's not perfect by any means of course, it was just alright SW material.

Most people hating it here just parrot what they saw in the RLM videos, that is too dark, that everyone dies and that it has nostalgic stuff thrown in in a film that's set right before the first star wars film.

>>81500723
you forgot about the force breh. also this is Star Wars, a movie literally made for children and teenagers. so stop with your "logic" right now.

>>81500699
Wow lets forget the planet has gravity the scene.

>>81501135
I'm gonna dump you in the faggot category.

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>>81501168
I'm gonna dump you in the butthurt told category.

>>81500117
>giant kilometer-long spaceships in space WITH NO POWER can resist constantly-accelerating force acting against it

>>81499177
A single horse can be used to pull an entire barge along a river canal.

I hope physics doesn't cause you too much discomfort <[]:-1

>>81500324
>Also 7 is better

But that's wrong you fucking retard.

>>81498851
But would it just cut right into the other SD like that
Or would it just push it away with minor damage

>>81498563
>lets spend years and millions of space credits to engineer this 1 type of ship that might be useful in this exact scenario

really wobbles your noggin

i thought it was more cringey that they took managed to take out two star destroyers with some untested tactic thought of on fly with no practice whatever than. i mean pushing one into the gate/planet or even just an awkward position would have been good enough to see

>>81498563
YOU FUCKING CASUAL THE STAR DESTROYER WAS IMMOBILIZED THE HAMMERHEAD JUST PIVOTED THE TIP INTO THE OTHER STAR DESTROYER

>>81501778
no practice whatsoever**

>>81501782
>HAMMERHEAD
It's name is Penisship.

It fucking Penetrates the Star Destroyer. You couldn't get more synonymous with Rape unless it shot out White Lasers.

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>>81499711
EXCEPT
Threepio and Artoo ruined the flow of the Tantive IV's escape from Vader.
Either:
Leia stopped off at Yavin IV with the Death Star plans before taking off again.
OR
The droids hopped a shuttle and met Leia's ship somewhere right before Vader's pursuit.

Still a 7/10 movie for fans.

Star Destroyers are made out of plywood.

FASCINATING.

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>>81498563
>he doesnt know of the hammer head ships
You know, your like that fake nerd who pretends to be a comic buff then gets a weird look by everyone when he reveals he doesnt know characters like Black Panther or Deathstroke or anyone that doesnt have their own stand alone movie

Your supposed to pretend you know that its fanservice and be the alpha among the normies

Why did they miss their chance to make a film that appealed to a diverse audience. They could've had a brave pilot flying his large battleship into the empire ships whilst screaming ADMIRAL ACKBAR.

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>>81500113
What about this?

Obviously it's troll physics so it won't work because the hat will just fly off, but if you used metal shoes instead of a hat, and a powerful enough magnet, it's plausible.

>>81500085
Vaders ISD class destroyer hypers in and kills several rebel ships nearly instantly, and disables the rebel captial ship

Thats prtty intimidating m8

>>81498563
Go hate sand somewhere else, autismo.

prequel-cucks are the worst, because they're being cuck'd by a mouse.

>>81502034
>the hat will just fly off
No it wouldn't
nothing would happen, and even if something would happen if you've got a strong enough magnet, the metal pole would just bend towards the magnet and then crash into the ground because magnets are not featherweight

>>81498563
>>81498590
It's one of the least stupid things in Star Wars. All that's required are a bunch of powerful rocket engines - which the ships do have, since they seem to have near infinite delta-v and pull multiple-g maneuvers routinely. This is in a vacuum and microgravity, remember? Nothing about the scene is wrong.

The parts that are actually ridiculous are the thing retards like you take for granted - for instance, any scene where they show ships maneuvering like airplanes, doing loops and turns and shit.

>>81498743

AT-STS AT-STS AT-STS

>>81499004
Lol a tugboat is literally 1 big engine, it is designed for just that. Besides it's not that much smaller, only 1:10 scale or so. Whereas the spaceship is like 1:200 scale. Inertia and mass still fucking counts in space.

It'd be like you in a pedal car pushing a 18 wheeler into oncoming traffic

>>81498563
it's zero gravity, m8. a person with a jet pack could do it.

>>81502339
Yeah, except the shipt that wasn't designed to crash and withstand that kind of frontal force will just turn to nothing between the massive ship and it's own engines, even if it it survive the initial impact.

>>81502397

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

>>81502457
What is mass...

>>81502339
It's stupid even by Star Wars standards, it's helicopter lightsabres stupid. It would take 2 days for a ship that small to put a ship that big in motion and it would not even be noticeable.

do you retards not understand simple physics?

obviously to start with the tiny ship pushing the star destroyer is retarded but thats not the point

push a loaf of bread into another loaf of bread, are they going to smash together and merge or is your finger just going to poke through it?

do the 50km long star destroyers manage to completely obliterate each other while the tiny pressure point 1/1000 of the size is intact?

This and cynical robutt were the only entertaining moments in while movie.

>>81502457
Yeah lol just go into space with a bsseball bat and smack away an asteroid, it weighs nothing after all ;D

>>81498563

Well it is a zero g enviroment and there was no counter thrust to stop it.

The only stupid stuff was that the hammerhead ship should have been ripped up and jammed into the ship from the force of it and the other star destroyer shouldn't have been cut through like a block of warm cheese.

>>81502034
...Son, are you pulling my leg? The metal rod would just bend. You've got to be mentally retarded.

http://nerdist.com/how-hard-would-it-be-to-push-a-star-destroyer/

>>81502577
The force you retard

>>81500629
>Sheev dissolves the Senate because it's the only way to get Tarkin out of trouble for testing the Death Star on his own side.

This is essentially the reason that Julius Caesar overthrew the Roman Republic.

Maybe that corner is the jacking point for a Star Destroyer.

>>81499585
>green text

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>>81502034
The only trolling here is pretending that isn't exactly how the world economy is actually currently functioning.

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>>81500699
Just reminds me of Homeworld Cataclysm is all. Which needed more love, yo.

>>81498962
/thread

>>81500809
So it takes a few small fighter planes to take down carriers and other naval vessels in the pacific war.

Fuck that bullshit wheres the realism

>>81498630
unless you're 35 youre a milcuck too bro

Stupid niggers everywhere in this thread.

1. The HAMMERHEAD was literally designed to ram. It's front half is fucking diamond or vibranium or something fucking hard and heavy. The back half is pure V12 muscle 1 million horsepower thrust. Anyone saying the ram ship wouldn't survive is like saying if I swung my sledgehammer at a stationary car, the sledgehammer would break.

2. Zero fucking gravity. No friction. No opposing fucking force. With enough time and lactose products, I could fart the Star Destroyer up to 88 MPH, travel back in time and punch Shmi in her pregnant whore stomach.

3. Destroyer Cleave. Admittedly most dubious aspect. The cleaved destroyer was still operating, so it's own momentum and stabilisers would have worked against it. Also it was impacted in a structurally weak part of the ship, compared to the thin and structurally stronger part of the ship used as the "sword". A good analogy would be getting two eggs, and using the pointy end of one egg to hit the midsection of the other egg.

>>81498626
If that freighter was producing enough force to make destroyer A cut through destroyer B, then the frighter would gave just broken through the destroyers haul rather than pushing it

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>retards itt

>>81503641
Your diagram is inaccurate. The Hammerhead clearly is pushing at a 50deg angle relative to the edge of the ship, give it both forward (strong) and lateral (weak) motion.

>>81500117

what exactly do you think the elimination of resistance from water and air does to make it harder in space

>>81502606
I've missed space battles. We havent had a good once since jedi.
The opening of revenge of the sith could have been great if they didn't just ignore it to have hijinks with buzz droids.

>>81502034

>>81502214
>>81502756
Trolled
>>81503216
Not Trolled

haha

and 3 more (You)'s for the bank

>>81503634
This. You can handwavium the ship itself not imploding, but even then the amount of force generated would just cleave the fucking destroyer in two.

>>81503540
>defending capeshit in space

wew

>>81504401
nope. you assume that it used directly the same amount of force that the destroyer used on the other destroyer. As you can see in that webm the ship worked only as an additional engine and required some time to give it a speed

>>81499177
>if I run into a car it won't move!!!!
Well, you just need to keep trying.

>>81498563
Wait was this in Rogue One? I dont remember it

>>81500805
how dumb are you?

>>81498563
>*breathes in*
>*inhales*
these are the same thing
IMMERSION RUINED

>>81500501
Holy shit I'm hungry.

>>81499004
TUGBOAT

MACGUIRE

>>81498563
I love when the CIS white men die

>>81498563
I liked this part, reminded me of the super star destroyer crashing into the death star in ROTJ.

>>81503323
I loved some of the ships in Homeworld and HWC. I remember playing the original and essentially having an entire fleet made up of enemy ships that I stole in the middle of battles using these annoying little shits.

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>>81506879
Forgot pic

>>81498800

lol, what an idiot

imagine being so stupid that Star Wars are above your level of comprehension

>>81502446

What if your pedal car was powered by some futuristic space engine that allowed you to travel faster than the speed of light, and the 18 wheeler happened to be frictionless? Fuckwit

by the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoeR1CaAnFM

>>81502339

Unless that ship's made out of adamantium or something it should have splintered apart on initial impact.

>>81500117
Uh... water offers resistance and the vacuum of space does not.

If you're not American or Russian you don't get to talk about physics in space.

>>81498626
the destroyer would've still had forward inertia from when its engines had been firing 60 seconds before, especially since space has no gravity or atmosphere to slow down the thing's momentum

also that thing is about the size of a major city so i don't even know what number you'd assign to the amount of momentum it had

not just this, but remember that 10 minutes later Vader's destroyer drops into the battle from hyperspace and rebel ships that had been headed that way splat across his windshield

why do those vehicles explode when ramming his destroyer but this hammerhead ship didn't explode when ramming this destroyer?

really activates my midichlorians

>>81500298
>raving fans will love it
Ive loved Star Wars since I watched the first 4 movies when I was 5 years old. Rogue One was fucking trash that felt like a rushed cash grab that padded itself on nostalgia and couldn't even try something new. Its like they took a shitty script from a Star Wars EU fan writer and called it a day, the characters were boring, the action was mostly boring, Vader felt forced in and the character writing was cringe especially the fucking quip robot.
Disney literally get away with having good production values and marketing while sticking with the safest shit ever that isn't even fucking good. I refuse to see any new Disney films outside of Increadibles 2 but only if I2 doesn't get fucking butchered by nu-Pixar

>>81500629
are there dogs in Star Wars™?

>>81498563
I mean, it makes sense, but it's so dumb.

>>81507112
Fucking hell you're retarded.

>the destroyer would've still had forward inertia from when its engines had been firing 60 seconds before

The hammerhead pushes it to the side after matching its velocity.

>rebel ships that had been headed that way splat across his windshield
They were fighters 1/50th of the size hitting the ships shields at high velocity, not its hull. This SD had no shields, which is why the hammerhead can physically ram the SD.

>They do those vehicles explode when ramming his destroyer but this hammerhead ship didn't explode when ramming this destroyer?
Because it rammed the SD at a low velocity and then used at strong point in the superstructure of the SD to slowly accelerate the SD sideways after making contact.
The hammerhead hit the stardestroyer at a

>>81507207
>since I watched the first 4 movies when I was 5 years old.
My favorite thing about the star wars legacy is the generational hate it instills.
You've got the original generation that were old enough to remember the OT in theaters, interregnum anons like myself (born the same year Jedi was released) who don't remember a universe where star wars was a cultural juggernaut, and then prequel babbies.
Now were entering the post-lucas era and I wonder if some of you anons aren't starting to feel what some grandpa fags have been complaining about for the last two decades.

>>81499544
>>81500117
>>81502446
Did no one here ever take a physics class?

it's in fuckign vacuum you don't need that much power to tilt something. it just takes time

>>81502446
>It'd be like you in a pedal car pushing a 18 wheeler into oncoming traffic
To be fair it is a corellian corvette variant. A particular series of ship notable for having unnecessarily overpowered corellian engines.

>>81498630
Oh you just have nothing to say you little dumb fuck

>>81500117
Kill yourself

>>81500085
Agreed.

>>81500271
Imagine if you were watching an action movie

>Supercarrier gets hit by North Korean "EMP"
>Oh no the turbines are out we're dead in the water?
>And then a fucking fishing boat pushes it into another super carrier
>And they both break and sink

That's how retarded that scene was. Its a hopelessly contrived "hero" moment that's meant to be all spectacle. It makes even less sense since star destroyers are supposed to have tie-fighters in them for just this sort of contingency.

They're fucking huge fuck-planet sized ships. The idea that they could be destroyed so easily is retarded.

>>81508115
The SD being pushed got hit by ions so its shields and engines were dead, and its no where near the size of a planet. Stars Wars lore might be hella stupid, but i genuinely think you might just be dumber. They are in space, its highly plausible for the smaller ship with working engines to push the large dead in the water ship into another.

>>81507112
Hadnt they just been shot with ion weapons, shorting out all the power? I assume shields need power to work. I also assume the hammer head tug boat puts out some form of shield to spread the force of its push, so that it doesnt punch through what it is pushing.

>>81500117
>less coefficient of friction
yeah. learn to physics, Yuropoor

>>81508115
>muh ships

There's no friction in space numbnuts. An x-wing could eventually impart enough energy to a star destroyer to make it hit another ship hard enough to break them, it'd just need a lot more time and space.

>>81508115
OBJECTS IN VACCUUM DONT MOVE THE SAME WAY THAT OBJECTS MOVE ON WATER YOU STUPID FUCK! LEARN SOME FUCKING PHYSICS, NAMELY NEWTONS LAWS OF MOTION, BEFORE POSTING YOUR IDIOCY!

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>>81498743

>>81500161
Where is its cunt then, clever fuck?

>>81507112
A hammerheads are obviously built for this kind of stuff while the ships that crashed into Vader were the Rebels cheapest transports and fighters.

>>81499244

They went sub light.

>>81499194
Hull plates are obviously harder than the command structures that were sliced through.

>>81498983
>>81499042
FUCKING PHYSICS NIGGER

>>81498563
why would people try to defend something this awful?

>>81500516
*your're
Didn't read the rest because you must be a thicko sharter

>>81500516
>sends an email, dies
Topkek

ITT: /tv/ will literally hate anything for the sake of hating it.


You people are truly the most pathetic of all of 4chan.

>>81500720
It's a gritty war movie.

KYS you'reself you puppet of the patriarchy shitbird cunt.

>>81498962
Not if they intentionally targeted a structural point like a fucking corner dipshit.

>>81503832
main point still stands though, it should have been squished by its own engines

>>81509692
You're mum sucks paki cock

>>81510178
They are designed to be tough as fuck

>>81510473

no matter how tough it is, its still a ship with thin walls and huge empty spaces inside. It will crumble like a small stick

>>81510178
> it should have been squished by its own engines
Why?

The upper decks of star destroyers are obviously very lightly constructed given that the armored lower deck of the first star destroyer managed to effortlessly slice through the the top deck of the second star destroyer while receiving negligible damage. Your theory is based on the idea that all three impact areas have the same structural strength when the movie makes it pretty clear that both the lower deck of star destroyers and the head of the Hammerhead is much, much stronger than the top decks of star destroyers.

If you want to get autistic about something, try complaining about how the star destroyers rapidly accelerated towards the gravity well for no reason after the crash.

>>81498563
ITT trump voters who don't understand physics get mad at a perfectly reasonable scene from a childrens' fantasy film

>>81511051
>The Russians did it

>>81498563
Don't even fucking remind me.

>>81500117
>tries to talk shit
>shows how dumb he is

dude nice

>>81511051
Why wouldn't the first destroyer just knock the second destroyer aside? Why did it start to destroy it instead? Why didn't the blockade runner just crumple on impact by the same logic?

>>81498563
>sharp part of the Star Destroyer cutting though a more structural weak part of the other one

At least that's what I get from it