>Dude, we're just like bathing chimps, only we're fucking vicious man...
>Did you know bonobos are the most peaceful kind of ape out there? They just fuck each other all the time man. Or gorillas man, they've got tiny dicks, like what the FUCK?? Jamie, remember that lion ganking that chick from her car? Man.. Pull that up!
>Hang on Dr. Hawking, you gotta see this...
>S-SHAZAM BITCH! That lion straight up merced her! Those things will straight fuck your world up...
>Anyway, have you ever heard about Qibeklitepe? Do you think we had ways to make that shit that long ago man? Like, black holes are cool, but shit, can you imagine if there were people back then that could carve that shit out of SOLID granite?? Jamie, pull that up. JEYSUSZ, that cat just grabs her and it's like "BUBYE BITCH!"
It's amazing that such an ignorant, uncharismatic bafoon has one of the most popular podcasts on the planet.manlet
>>81489807
Joe is stupid as all fuck. Sometimes you just want to scream at him to shut the fuck up.
Hey Jamie you watched Star Wars right? You know The Force and how it all connects everyone? Well yeah what if it was real? I read this article about our pineal gland and how some drugs open up a gate to its real potential. Mainly DMT, it somehow helps us activate our subconscious and it melds with our current state of consciousness and we're actually seeing the 6th dimension which connects everyone. Wow..... Isn't that wild? You've seen that Lovecraft movie? It's like that.... Yeah... You've seen that video of that Jagur versus that Cheetah? Holy shit Jamie pull that up
>go fuck your mother if you don't like blue cheese on wings?
what's this meathead's fucking problem? Maybe I don't like blue cheese you manlet faggot
>>81489875
>manlet
lies he is def 5'8
>>81490088
Anything under 6'0 is manlet status.
>>81490088
>>81490188
Thanks Jamie
>>81490039
Joey Diaz says that
>>81490088
>>81490039
Shit taste.
>>81490039
>that guy who thinks he made that
pretty sure that's applebees
>>81491386
Joe Rogan*
>>81490039
Manlet insecurity.
>>81489807
is rogan a 1969 drifter that got frozen in the alpacas then resuscitated in a nestle factory and put in front of a webcam?
>>81489834
>my yard
>implying he maintains anything around the house or the yard
are these sort of people aware how corporate they are?