>movie has homosexual character >he's a normal, well-adjusted

AKA Me

ask me anything

Now that I think about it, I've never met a gay person that wasn't really fucked up. But there are so many nice gay couples on tv that are happy and adopting ethnic babies.

>>81489736
you won't be for long


every watch a homo go through a mid-life crisis?

not pretty

>>81489765
dont they usually die of aids before that?

I would fuck a gay person if there was no women around and I was horny.

>>81489650
This literally never happens in movies or tv shows for that matter. The gay character is always overly flamboyant, always had to point out that he's gay, and he's always hitting on straight men

>>81489779
nit anymore anon


but the thril of the rebelesnious of youth passes, and they are left w/ little more than regret.

I have a gay brother who just turned 40.

been out of the closet for 20 years.

wouldn't shock me if he took up w/ a woman.

>>81489815
what the fuck shows do you watch

>>81489650
Is he /ourguy/?

>>81489736
How's that biological family with kids raised by their parents under the same roof coming along?

Wait, you'll never have that. Your family will always be broken and fucked because of your illness. Shame :(

>>81489907
Is my family as broken as my anus after a hard pounding?

>>81489650
Literally every gay kid ive met has made being gay his personality. Some just dont do it immediately and wait a bit before they sperge their gayness

>>81489650
yeah, true.

gay men are inherently damaged people.

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>>81489650
>movie has lesbian character
>turns out she's bisexual later on

>>81489650
>movie with homosexual character
>he's not raping people in dublin park trying to give them GRIDS

>>81489828

Go back to /pol/ with that terrible spelling.

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>movie has homosexual character

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>movie has a homosexual character
>he isn't savagely beaten and then raped by Chad Footballteam

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>movie has straight white male
>he's not a shut-in creep who posts on redchanit and tries to rape women but fails because he's so fat they walk faster than he runs
WTF IMMERSION BROKEN

>>81490059
How pedantic.

Are you gay?

>>81489736
What movie you were at

>>81489736
Are you a top or bottom?

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>>81489815
The only show I watched with gay people lately they just made a bunch of jokes about theatre stuff

>>81489907
>implying anyone here will achieve that

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>>81489650
pic related it's OP

>>81489765
by mid-life, im going to be married and have raised adopted children

>>81489907
im only 25 but im looking for the right man who understands me emotionally

>>81490198
Drive

>>81490217
in the end id say top

>>81490374
My bro has been w/ the same dude for 15 years. And adopting kids isn't that easy,/affordable and not the same as having your own.

You want the life of a heterosexual man. Do you not realize how insane that is? Married people rarely have sex anyway.

I can at least understand the gay dudes who are straight heathen libertines.

>>81490450
I rarely have sex so i dont think being married will change that

im much more emotional than sexual anyway

>>81490524
then find a girl, suck it up, and have your own kid.

your life will be a lot better

>>81489650
Yeah, all the gays I know do heroin and meet up with random guys to suck cock at the gas station bathroom

>>81490726
and? is that a crime???

>>81490772
actually, it is

>sisters school has two trans minors

>>81491080
should be taken away from the parents desu

>>81491214
>parents
I'll bet dollars to doughnuts they're single moms.

>>81491214
>>81491270
I know one is black as well

>>81490217
He's a power bottom.

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>Movie has a breeder character
>He isn't a cruel sociopath with no regard for any except his fucktoy and broodspawn

>>81489736
Has your dad gotten good at hiding his shame of you? Or does he let it show?

>>81489815
only a queer would watch a show with gays in it

>>81489650
There's an episode of Scrubs where Bob Kelso says he has a gay son and no matter what he always dates the suicidal narcissistic mentally unstable ones.

Most subtle joke that I found hilaroius but nobody else noticed.