How do we save /tv/ now that the mods have said they're

>>81486564
Actually the mods still ezist here. Its just that the board is so fucking bad with reditors they don't care and even encourage 10 simultaneous rick and morty threads.

We usedto reccomend problem child 2 to idiots. Now those idiots unironocally think bvs is kino because it is hard to understand.

Its hard to understand because it is badly written and horribly edited. It isnt deep.

But reditors can't determine a shitpost so they actually rewatch problem child 2 to see what they missed.

This board needs a robot

>>81486564
Mobile posters can't make threads
Mobile posters need to type cancer into the options or automatically sage

>>81486782
>>81487577
Both of these would help immensely. At the very least a robot would prevent zero effort posts like "kys".

/film/

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>>81487837
It would be more useful to limit the bot spam that shits up the catalogue.

>>81488746
That's the only reason I come here.

there's so much fucking cancer here that even images and webms load slower than on other boards

Maybe people here should make quality discussion threads instead of complaining all the time. The people who always make these meta threads and complain about /tv/ are the same ones that constantly spam shit memes, post in capeshit threads, and reply to /pol/ bait. The problem with /tv/ is that the posters here don't even want to actually discuss film

>this board has gotten so fucking slow recently that not even a meta thread draws much attention
What's the deal with that? Seriously, threads are staying up for longer and longer nowadays too, some reach 24 hours.

/tv/ used to be at an approximate median between /v/ and /mu/ traffic, now it's inching closer to being nearly as dead as boards like /mu/ are.

Idk maybe I'm just letting my ennui affect my perception of how things really are. But seriously it's ridiculous how even off-topic threads aren't as active as they used to be.

>>81488816
Why would I want to discuss television and film with a bunch of dumb kids?

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>>81486564

Was Moot in the right here, or had Reddt invaded?

>>81488819
>/tv/ used to be at an approximate median between /v/ and /mu/ traffic, now it's inching closer to being nearly as dead as boards like /mu/ are.
This board use to be slower than /g/
thats the last time it was "good"

>>81488867
Moot has never been right about anything.

>>81488819
What are you talking about? If anything /tv/ has been getting faster since 2012. /tv/ is only good when it's slow. All the fast boards on this site are trash

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>>81486564
>Thor trailer gets a sticky

This place is beyond saving

>report perfectly fine and following the rules actress thread
>it's deleted within 20 minutes even if there are no kids or janitors

>report /b/ and meme shit
>it stays up for hours and even hits cap most times
Makes you think

A fucking thread about Laura b and where to get cp now was left up for 3 hours yesterday while other stuff was deleted. I suspect they're planning on axing this board very soon.

>>81488967
Better than having a million faggy reaction threads and shitposting about the same fucking trailer.

>>81489209
So, where do you get CP now?

>>81488761
Same.

>>81486564
I wish all of you would go back to Reddt already, that image isn't even about /tv/.

>>81489390
Yeah we gotta make room for the BRAAP threads.

>>81487577
this

>>81488819
the problem is the same problem with refugees. when you have a majority of outsiders like from redtier you can't get them to assimilate to your thinking.

so we have all these people who are just tourists on the board. They don't want to give effort because they have no loyalty to this site. they just like shitposting then going back to redtiers tv and movie boards

>>81488868
why do people always bring up the "last time it was good" i notice people who always say it was never good never have a strong argument to prove that. /tv/ is great when there is interaction and a genuine want to discuss a movie autistically. But most people on here are afraid to embarrass themselves and think we are the same as a real life convo.


Alsoooo there is wayyyyyyyyyyy too many old guys on this board now. Old people never want to have stupid humor. No stupid humor means you have a board of boring old people.

>>81486756
Whats wrong with problem child 2?

>>81486756
>>81488819
>>81489639
lereddit spacing. kys now

>>81486564
what is this about?

>>81489209
I stayed up last night and I recall no such thread.

>>81489789
sigh. that's the kind of responses that just kills my motivation to be on this board anymore

>>81489639

can confirm, I'm old and few of you amuse me. get off my internet lawn.

>>81488967
sticky rather than 20 shill threads by marvel like when TFA came out... yyuea i'll take the sticky faget

>>81489873
My child actress threads getting deleted kills my motivation.

>>81489929
you idiots dont bump actual discussion threads so its the child actress threads that keep showing up on front page cause they do get bumped. the reason those threads bug you is because there is no other decent threads to distract you. Reply to the quality threads at least once to give them bumps and more people can see them

>>81489929
>child actress
You can't even have of ages actresses threads unless shes from a capeshit flick or game of thrones

>>81488804
Kek fuck you and your capeshit webms

>>81488967
Include me in the screencap

>>81489929
>tfw /tv/ doesn't care about cunnykino anymore

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Remember when moot raped that girl from /soc/?

>>81490010
Why would I make child actress threads if they bugged me? Also, I reply to many different types of threads.

Except capeshit.

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>>81488867
>some of the activist tinge move on to communities that are better suited to that

>>81489873
Promise? No more of you samefagging the shit out of terrible threads by arguing with yourself?

>>81486756
problem child 2 was good though

>>81490110
Best summer ever

>>81490195
as if iwould put that much effort into bumping a thread on this shitty board

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So, you're wondering how best to fix /tv/? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on /tv/. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix /tv/.

>>81490759
Stale pasta is stale. It's not even funny anymore.

>>81490759
what about all the other stuf

>>81492323
Stop posting it.

>>81486756
>Now those idiots unironocally think bvs is kino because it is hard to understand.
>Its hard to understand because it is badly written and horribly edited. It isnt deep.

You're a middlebrow moron.

Make a system where any photo of a little girl or a black man/white woman literally cannot be posted.

I know, but a man can dream.

Not having Marvel ads masquerading as stickies would be a decent start.

by creating a containment board called /capeshit/

>>81486564
ban anyone who openly admits to using reddit
ip rangeban on phone fags

>>81493241
What's wrong with phonefags?

>>81486564
Report and hide all off topic and political threads

Basically, a small but extremely dedicated group of pout of work shit posters have taken control of this board.

It's literally only 5 people or so, but that's all it took to ruin this place.

Normal people can't compete with 5 web addicted neet losers who spend 24/7 online

Also the moderator named Swaglord needs to be removed because he's behind much of the shit posting and meme garbage

>>81493381
We need more /pol/ threads though
its clear as day that it upsets shitposters because it steals all their (You)votes

Bring back /mtv/ and have it unlisted

>>81493495
Normal people can fuck right off.

>>81490110

Please tell me his hair is shooped

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>>81493871
It is

>>81489412
The FBI has a lot

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can't save /tv/, so might as well ruin another site with our cancer.

Shit, I'll just go ahead and say it, and say spamming plebbit's media boards with /tv/ shitposting is all this place is good for now

>>81489873
You aren't wanted here anyways