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"Uh... David Duke" >the /pol/tard begins to chuckle

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"Uh... David Duke"
>the /pol/tard begins to chuckle
"All women are whores. They only care about money"
>the /pol/tard laughs out loud, spewing tendies crumbs all over his desk
"IMMA START SCREAMING! OHHHHHHH!"
>the /pol/tard can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
*white character gets cucked*
>The /pol/tard starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
"Moonman"
>the /pol/tard's heart explodes and he dies
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>>81480963
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>>81480963
>>>/2016/
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>>81480963
jigaboo's
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Sam Hyde got a show doing nothing but spewing /pol/ and /r9k/ memes. That's more than you can say for yourself.
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>>81480963
Its so bizarre for someone to be so clearly inspired creatively by someone they disagree with on every level
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>>81480963

Libtard commies all deserve to be gassed
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>>81481123
Go to bed, Sam
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>>81480963

it's not funny when you do it
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>>81481035

>doing nothing but spewing /pol/ and /r9k/ memes

There were some pretty kino moments there, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ8hkjsEzS0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiGNo6yCtw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brdx7kmxx2I
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>>81480963
>"Uh... David Duke"
the internet liberal begins to foam
>"All women are whores. They only care about money"
literally shaking, how could he trigger me like this in my own home
>"IMMA START SCREAMING! OHHHHHHH!"
quickly takes a break from tumblr to check buzzfeed desperately trying to find the comments section
>*white character gets cucked*
quickly loads up /tv/
>"Moonman"
proceeds to cry about /pol/ in every thread and defend his political ideology to people who are making jokes and intentionally winding him up
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>>81480963
delete this shit thread
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>>81481123
>>81481158
>>81481203
>>81481225
/pol/ can dish it out but can't take even the lightest mockery.
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>>81481203
>/pol/cuck triggered so much he has to make a response pasta

christ
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>>81481276
>libcuck so triggered he has to respond to a copypasta responds

allah
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>>81481267

doesn't look like you can take it, friendo
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Hyde is the worst comedian I have ever seen.
Right wing comedy?
Sure, even if I don't agree with it, go for it.
But Hyde is just so painfully untalented, its hard to watch.
Look up some of his standup, man doesn't have an ounce of genuine comedic talent in his body.
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>>81481382

i've only seen him try in front of 10 other autists with a note pad. i'm right wing but i like good comedy and sam hyde obviously is a pussy
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His style consists of DUDE RANDOM LMAO with a bunch of /pol/ memes thrown in.
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>>81481307
>/pol/cuck so triggered he has to respond to a response

buddah
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>>81480963
Holy shit Op. can u be more cringe
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shitty right wing tim and eric
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The memes about him are funnier than he is
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>>81481035
i can say i've never done that
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>>81481267
I wouldn't mind it but every joke just seems to be a template for jokes made by /pol/ and edgy posters in general. It's not clever to change a few names and even try to use the same ones (snowflake/triggered) in a lame subversion.
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>>81481172
>mfw I feel like a silly dinosaur man
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Don't you have a garbage can to knock over or an AIDS dick to suck, you SJW waste of space?
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>>81481172
The teacher music video is incredible. The song matched perfectly for the tone. Should have been the final shot of the series, although the adderal skit was good for the ending too.
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>>81481614
sam pls go
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>>81481172

Why are Charles and Nick so much funnier then Sam?
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>>81481695
Charls seems genuinely fucked up and Nick seems like an average dude with a dark sense of humor. Either way they're not trying to appease a bunch if faggots on forums so they can be more true to themselves, Sam is an angry douche with no direction and admits he passes the hard work to his buddies. I feel bad for everyone involved in WP except Sam, dude needs to sort his shit out instead of dragging others down.
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>World Peace

>the show where white people start to get what it feels like to be a minority
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>>81481760
>>81481695
>>81481681
Do you know sam?
Well i agree that sam sometimes is cringe ,but his standups and some of his videos are fucking gold. example
Boiston Standup was pretty funny i think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXyhkKHF9E0
Also random shit from huis utub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAXwt9vUny4
This is when hes funny i think
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>>81481695

In a group like that, there are talents and there are chicken-hats and there are managers.

Sam seems like a manager/chicken-hat.


Chicken hat is someone who is fun in person but is not as funny on camera. They make comedy shows work.
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>>81481606

i wasn't prepared for this at all
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Sam will make America great again. Fuck all the haters.
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>>81481807
What are you talking about?
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>>81481172
I know a couple of co-workers like that teacher.
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DELETE THIS
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>>81480963
Shit like this is only funny when it has an element of truth to it
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the animations in the show were fuckign cool
very post internet
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>>81481846

>Boiston Standup was pretty funny i think

It was really meh, the one in the hipster clothing store was miles above

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhsYly-OJR8
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>>81480963
You forgot "Nitro Dubs", indicating his knowledge of our secrete chinese knitting board and fascination with repeating digits.

He's one of us. Wasn't it clear.
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>>81481959
hmm i thought the boiston one was one par with dave chappelles special (the first one) which is saying much since dave was better than 95% of other big american comedians
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How the fuck do people post on 4chan with their phones. Shit is unbearable.
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>>81481879

It's a high quality white person version of the minority or female sketch show.
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>>81481172

>that coked out John Maus in the back trying to be with it

pure kino
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I'd stick up for the guy but his facial hair is too patchy therefore proving he is a gay nerd baby.
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>>81481695
Nick is the comedian, Charls is scholar/shaman, Sam lifts and eats???
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>>81482267
Charls seems like a chad that ODed on psychedelics and now is just a little bit nuts ,but still charismatic.
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>>81481382

that one standup with Nick talking about cucking an old couple at one of those "margaritaville" boomer resorts had me hysterical and extremely uncomfortable at the same time
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>>81481203
kek
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>>81481172
only the teacher skit was good the cop skit was shit and the prison skit was meh tier

nothing of value was lost after it was cancelled
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>>81482996
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
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>>81480963
>It's a /leftypol/ is so shitter-shattered over /tv/ not liking Rick And Morty that they appropriate the "god's not real" copypasta and awkwardly try to reframe it in relation to World Peace because leftists at this point are an insectile hivemind incapable of original thought episode

Really wish it could be a someone pours boiling water into the anthive episode, teebeehaych.
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>>81481123
>>81481614
>>81483706
>All these triggered snowflakes
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>>81483959
Yet you were triggered enough to reply to all of them.
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>>81483959
>Its a commie calls everyone btfoing him "triggered" episode
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>>81484087
fuck my image
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>>81483959

^ this post is proving the point of >>81483706

kind of pathetic that the only effective insults you can throw around are the ones that /pol/ types originally used to insult you
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>>81483439

pleb taste
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>>81484122
>>81484087
REEE WHY ARE THOSE SO SMALL I KEK MYSELF
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>>81480963
that skit was golden
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>all the sperging in this thread because of David Duke, a character created to mock "pick up artists" which is a type of human being that absolutely nobody likes

Start watching anime kids and grow up.
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Is his show cancelled?
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>>81483706
>thinking there's a /leftypol/

uhhhh
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>>81481807
>World Peace
>Gets cancelled
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this is reddit
this is memes
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I like MDE and R&M and don't feel the need to take a side or shitpost about either because I'm a rational adult who's isn't insecure or hateful.
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>>81484381
there is
on wheelie chan
go be new somewhere else
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>>81481172
>that teacher clip

my wife is a teacher, and this is accurate
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>>81484371
zozzle
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>>81483706
8ch is dead tho
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>>81481123
>the same "redpilled" type who probably cries about how violent liberals are
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>>81481172
Kill yourself you obese /pol/faggot. Not a single smirk from any of those """"""comedy"""""" videos.
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>>81481603
Idk anon, you are talking about holocaust deniers and people who genuinely believe that Hillary is partly in charge of a secret pedo-ring under a pizzeria...

Where do you go from there when the joke is that these people exist and think they themselves are hilarious?
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>>81481614
Woah, you certainly showed them. How will liberals ever recover? Wtf, I love Trump now!
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Respond to this post if the only time /pol/ has a negative impact on your life is when some libtard redditor is forcing them down your throat
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>>81484161
So nobody can ever call you a triggered snowflake because that somehow (through meme magic) makes them just as triggered and proving the point, despite you possibly being the triggered retard in the first place?

What a convenient bubble that is, holy shit. It never would fail then! It is literally a safe space. Kek. And you are proud of that?
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>>81486147
Holy fuck this.

>Whaaaah! /pol/ this! /pol/ that!
Okay whatever, just shut the fuck up nobody cares
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>>81486255
>/pol/ is never obnoxious or comes here and if you mention that they do, you are triggered
>only people who make this argument are people who already agree with /pol/ in the first place
This is literally what cognitive dissonance looks like.
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>>81486147
You don't actually function this way, right?
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Not only does Sam Hyde have a showed based off of 4chan humor, he fucking spams it CONSTANTLY. Go to /wsg/ and every ylyl is filled with his shit. He spams it in those threads as well as making threads about himself.

>get tv show
>it gets cancelled
>you are nothing now
>a 300 post thread that any braindead fuck can make is now your only source of appreciation

BROKE ASS NIGGER GET OUT
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>its a lefty pol tries to bait /tv/ episode
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>>81482996
Charls is such a fucking treasure
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>>81481172

this is shit

babby's first experimental filmmaking
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>>81480963
>/pol/
>liking (((David))) Duke
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>>81482267

Charls is a good actor who wrings what he can from garbage material
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>>81486255
absoltuley this the pol boogeymen is even more unsufferable than real crossposting cancer. Its 10 mores anti pol butthurt than real pol posters
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>>81480963
SJWs get hella fu*king rekt xDDD by Based Sam. This probably #triggered so many special snowflakes on my campus lmao. Conservatism is soooo fuggin cool man
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>>81486332
of couse sam sits here posting thousand of webms and threads.
>you are the autistic ones
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>>81486702
This is the donald
Basically reddit pol with all the faggotry reddit has to offer. I even like leftypol more than the donald redditors.
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>>81481035
How's that health insurance going Sam?
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>>81486255
This holy shit, no one cares about your obsession with /pol/ you are way worse than them for whining all the time
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>>81486733
They are both shit and you are a faggot for thinking one is better than the other
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>>81486733
>i like leftypol

Neck yourself pinko
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>>81483959
anoth>>81484026
er stolen maymay
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>>81480963
why is /tv/ so obsessed with Hyde? His show got canceled and he makes video blogs maybe a few thousand people watch.
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>>81486147
This
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>>81482267
Sam is the Jew
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>>81486365

Except it actually worked. That's how it goes. Every single time. They act triggered as hell and try to play it off like they weren't *really* taking the bait.
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>>81481440
It's not lolrandom at all.
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>102 replies

consider /pol/ officially triggered
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>>81486365
>It's a lefty pol successfully baits /tv/ episode
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>>81488404
>64 IPs
OP replies to every post to keep the thread bumped to milk more YT centavos
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>>81488404
we did it r*ddit
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>>81488577
I'm the OP and I'll have you know that I've only replied ITT four times including this one.
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>>81488616
Real OP here and I have been replying to almost every post
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>>81486079
>people who genuinely believe that Hillary is partly in charge of a secret pedo-ring under a pizzeria
That got surprisingly mainstream. I have friends who voted for Hillary, and they all still believe it.
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>>81486147
yep
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>people who don't get that this is the counterpart to Black Mirror
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>>81481203
Very nice
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>>81486147
no shit

its just bots/shills

now ill get a usual shill response "hurrr i cant bileeve u bileeve dere r shills in dis wurlll"
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>>81486079
lol right? People in power hiding pedophilia? lol CRAZY TALK LOL totally can't happen
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>>81481267
I don't understand. Are people supposed to just sit back and not defend themselves when being insulted?
>post something retarded
>called out for being retarded
>U TRIGGERED BRO? TROLOLOL
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>>81489223
Why would it be an insult to you unless you're a /pol/tard?
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>>81488697
It is baffling
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>>81489157
Unless you have evidence (which you don't), it didn't happen dumb faggot. The scope and scale of what you suggest is close to impossible with so many variables that it is incredible that there would be any level of secrecy at all...

Occam'a Razor though you gullible retard. Unless you have concrete evidence, but again, you don't.
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>>81489389
Didn't Frodo just come out about pedophilia in Hollywood?
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>>81489256
It's not insulting to me personally but >>81481267
was addressing /pol/, you fucking mong.
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>>81480963
only the very first thing happened

what the fuck is this post
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>>81482488
Nick > Chuck >>>>>>>>>Sam
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>>81489453
No.
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>>81481267
the worst part is you can't see thats exactly what just happened to you
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>>81480963
Sam Hyde got his own show. OP can't even keep niggers from stealing his TV.

Think about that.
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>>81489453
This would be relevant...how?
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>>81489573
>b-but y-you teehee
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>>81489583
That the financial/political elite getting away with felonies isn't absurd a concept?
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>>81489695
>it's true sometimes so it must be true every time
That isn't an argument that gives validity to your assumption NOW though. I'm sure I am not the first person to explain this to you, but we don't operate on "what possibly could be true" in the real world. Give evidence or just fucking drop it.
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>>81489695
Where did this assumption start that everyone in power just jumps to child fucking? Was it Alex Jones or some other autist?
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anyone have the screencap about the tranny who said she dated Sam Hyde and etc?
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>>81489787
Wikileaks posted John Podesta's emails. Sketchy thing found led to more sketchy things found but nothing clear. Led to theories and crazy nutjobs thinking TMNT is secret pedophile propaganda because they eat pizza.
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>>81489787
Saville. And a large chunk of the Catholic church.
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>>81489926
It's funny though, because nothing really sketchy was even found in the emails. Retards just assumed there was.
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>>81481035
>projecting this hard
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>>81489967
>two instances of recent major pedophilia investigations
>means every autistic conspiracy that I can dream up
>is equally valid
Again, just because something happens sometime, doesn't mean it happens all the time. Does it rain all the time? No, it rains some times. Does that mean it must rain every time you go outside?
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>>81489223
>YOU TRIGGERED YOU SNOWFLAKE
That's the U MAD? of 2017. It's a shit fucking argument because liberals love that line of logic that says, "If you shit on something, you're secretly that something." Yes, it's fucking retarded.
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>>81489389
>The scope and scale of what you suggest is close to impossible with so many variables that it is incredible that there would be any level of secrecy at all...
yeah, but, that's what they WANT you to think
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>>81490108
Uh-huh.
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>>81488234
>>81488576
thanks for the (You)'s
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>>81490066
But there are actual /pol/fags that are triggered in here that then deflect and say shit like "I CANT BE TRIGGRTED EVER REEE, Y-YOU" for acting retarded. Is the argument that /pol/ is filled with level-headed, educated thinkers here? You can't honestly believe that...

They are the most triggered board on the fucking internet.
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>>81488625
WAS it funny? Did you laugh?
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*ahem*
So
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>>81490203
What was it like to lose this last election? Is your rump still ruffled?
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>>81490273
Probably the funniest he's been in years, sorry he doesn't suck Trump's cock like you faggots expected everyone to tow a line after the election.
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>>81490305
I like how this had virtually nothing to do with anything I just said.
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>>81490203
>They are the most triggered board on the fucking internet.

/tv/ gets just as triggered, funnily enough.

You can accept it now or later.
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>>81490273
ZRUMPF
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>>81490366
Lol no, /tv/ is never as triggered. Stop pretending like this is a thing that happens. /tv/ has its own issues,/pol/ coming here has always been one.
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>White people.
Christ white people are fucking pathetic you cant even take a joke you dumb fat virgin NEET anime watching stormturds
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DAS RITE, FUCK DRUMPFY AND FUCK WHITEY
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>>81490411
>/tv/ is never as triggered
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>>81490358
>le triggered hahaha
Yeah, really worth responding too. Anyway, are you still upset that Hilldawg got Trumped?
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>>81490510
Where in anything I have said, implies I am triggered?
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>>81480963
...I do love Moonman
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>>81490469
>>81490411
>>81490510
>>81490366
holy shit /tv/ is triggered when their echo chamber gets challenged.
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>>81490469
If you are comparing /tv/ to /pol/, which you are, then no. It isn't as triggered. How is this not common knowledge?
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>>81481203
>>81480963
I kekd hard
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>>81480963
>a "/pol/tard" managed to get his own television show, even if just one season

And here you are, crying like a bitch.
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I guess you must be real butthurt about the Rick and Morty memes huh
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>>81490546
Everything said so far tbqh. You don't need to answer this, just think it to yourself.

How many times a day do you think about /pol/ and muh alt right Boogie man? How many times a day do you post about /pol/? Have a good night.
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>>81481172
>when it hits you that people at your age are starting to sort themselves out into their respective social classes and you're falling behind everyone you know

How is this comedy? I just feel like shit now
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>>81486555
Moms and MDE were better than 99% of whats on TV.

Thats the cold hard truth.
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Sam when the fuck are you going to leak the uncensored eps
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>>81481035
>i'm a failure and a piece of shit, therefore everyone is
That's not how it works, buddy.
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>>81483706
>teebeehaych
kill self
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>>81490823
Did...did you actually read the three only messages I have contributed to this conversation with you? Is something just wrong with you mentally?
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>people hating MDE when its obvious they never watched any of their stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkqbHQqLwMU
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>>81490920
Maybe if you are a jaded underage and slightly on the spectrum, sure.
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>>81489389
occam's faggot
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>>81484381
its on 8 chan because they couldn't cut it with the big boys

its pretty awful honestly, like a snarkier, bitter, less funny version of /pol/
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>>81491209
I'm fairly sure you're arguing with a teen. The amount of buzzwords should show you that. The same typing style for both the anti-/pol/ and pro-/pol/ dude. And the fact that half of the thread is in that style. You ever read those confessional threads on here? There's dudes that run both sides just to get people mad.

>>81490203
There aren't /pol/fags that actually say that, you're strawmanning shit.
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>>81481203
Rekt
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>>81491522
>There aren't /pol/fags that actually say that
You are naive, then
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Hey, uh, >>81481203, look man I agree with everything you said and all but...I think you've gone and upset>>81481267.

Please be more considerate for the autists, in the future
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>>81481172
This is actually pretty good. Where can I watch the season?
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Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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