>The 5'6" bony female protagonist beat the shit

its hard to believe but it happens. I often wrestle against my sister which is way thinner and smaller than I am, I'm 182cm and she is like 170cm.
still beats me everytime and wins.

>>81480276
too be fair she is a fat bitch and you are a lanklet

>>81480736
Why? Is she an experienced wrestler, or are you just pathetically weak? Even if she is extraordinarily strong for a female and experienced in wrestling, you still shouldn't be losing that match-up.

>>81480736
that's hot

>>81480736
You two fucked right after right?

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>female protaganist uses her opponent's strength against him, her flexibility, and her enviorment to take out her stronger opponent
>tense during every fight due to the knowledge that one punch could knock her out and she will likely be gang raped

>>81480866
Its just really hard to pin her down, she is like 54kg and i'm at 83kg.

Can't even really grab her because she is like a snake and always escapes my grip.

It really ends up with her sitting on top of me trying to tickle me with her hair or just sitting on my chest until I give up.

>>81481049
So you two fucked right?

>>81480736
That's because you lose on purpose

>>81480736
>>81481049
BRAAAAAP

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>>81481049
Lmao!!

>>81481208
I'm actually not losing on purpose, I even lose when I try my hardest.

its just impossible to pin her down. like I could put my whole body weight on her and she still manages to get somehow out and turn the fight around.
also when she is about to lose she starts biting or scratching me which is unfair.

i dont believe this stooge. he's probably just making the whole thing up

>>81481049
Go on, I'm almost finished.

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>>81481520
You guys actually believe this kid ahhahahahaahahahahahahah

>>81481674
I'm not a kid faggot, I'm trying to win against my sister for over 2 decades now.
its impossible, she has perfected her technique.

>>81480276
Literally the entire plot of Salt, did you just see it OP? What did you think?

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>>81481833
Salt was bullshit

>>81480736
yeah i bet you enjoy every minute of losing you horny bastard

>>81481798

Next time tag me in. I bet we can take her. We'll take off our clothes first too to make sure none of us have any illegal weapons. Maybe put some oil on eachother to make sure the playing field is level.

>>81480736
Do you lick her pussy as punishment

>>81481798

you are you sister pusy slave

Test

>>81481974
no its pure humiliation because i'm a grown ass man and can't even handle my tiny sister.

>>81481984
no its something personal, usually the aftermath of an argument that started out as something harmless.
nobody knows we wrestle around.

>>81482003
no but during fighting it can happen that she sits near my throat or chokes me with her thighs.

>>81482118
no I'm not.

just feel a little bit less manly because I can't win such a fight.

>>81480276
name 5 movies where that happens

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>5'2" rapper says he's going to fuck ur bitch

>>81482374

Europeans are so weird

>I am legend

>Hancock

>Deja Vu

>Spawn

>Blade

>Suicide Squad

>The Green Mile

>>81482374
does she know that you fetishize your wrestling with her?

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>armed henchmen run into melee combat with an unarmed protagonist

>>81482798
she doesn't care, laughs about it everytime she wins and goes on a rant how I have never a chance in beating her.

>>81482863
Lick hers pusy and stab penis in to side of her film and push onto 4chans

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>>81482949

>>81483035

I believe he was saying you should lick her pussy and stick your dick inside of her while filming it and post the video here on 4chan. Maybe. Or maybe that's what I wanted to read.

>>81484075
sounds like too much work desu

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>>81480736
>I often "wrestle" against my sister

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>>81485585
like this?

>>81482610
All five Avengers movies.

>>81482374
GO ON

TELL US THE BEST TIME

>>81480276
>that video where Ronda Rousey gets absolutely stomped by a chubby high schooler

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>>81485735
(((YOU)))

SHE'S WEAK BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN

NOT BECAUSE SHE'S SHORT

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I was once attacked by a mentally ill small girl in my school (I was 23 at that point)

>sit behind crazy girl in trade school
>she thinks I was laughing about her but was actually laughing at /tv/ thread
>suddenly she gets loud and angry
>powerwalks in my direction after I can't stop laughing in her face
>ohshit.jpg
>get up
>I'm like 3 heads taller
>build like a brickhouse (I'm a big guy)
>grab her by the throat and push her down on the table
>choke her, her short arms can't reach me
>her face turns deep red
>give her over to teacher
>dust off my poloshirt and take a seat like nothing happened
>the younger kids (the others were like 17/18) started to avoid me from that moment
>the cops didn't got involved and she had to apologize to me

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>>81486189

Why the fuck were you 23 years old in high school?

>>81480276
> What is fiction?

>>81486256
been in the army and have been NEET for some time

>>81486189
>>81486309
Wait, what?

>>81486347
I also said trade school not Highschool.
thats the school you got to go here when you finished HS and need to learn a job.
which happens around 17/18
I was NEET after HS, then went to military and then got an apprenticeship that send me to that school.

>>81486422
I didn't even know such a thing was possible. Also stop looking at /tv/ and study before you end up another homeless vet you slut.

>>81486466
everything fine now, I'm done with that school and searching for a job now

have to compete against hot 19yo girls as office worker.

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Girls are lighter and faster and more dextrous

I could never outwrestle my sister even though I was the best wrestler at my school

>>81482716
Throw in Office Christmas Party where Jennifer Aniston knows Krav Maga and beats up like 3 dudes at the same time.

>>81481007
name ONE movie where this happens, faggot

>>81487456

yeah thats why we have separate men and womens divisions in wrestling
so the men have a chance to compete

i bet youre a fucking leaf

>>81488623
and weight classes


Hollywood started doing this shit 100% on purpose.

Wasn't a trope even 20 years ago.

>>81482652
he's not 5'2 more like 5'8

>>81488602
none probably ;_;

>>81488623
Ok then smartass why do we have separate men and women's divisions in wrestling. go on

My girlfriend beats me in wrestling purely because she weighs more than me

>>81488789
Are you sure you're not letting her win because you're into dom?

>>81487456
holy fuck he clearly gave up and let that slam piece sit on his face! fuck that's what I would have done

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I've always wanted to say this

put me in the screencap

>>81488756
because the women would stand no chance against any man of comparable skill?

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>>81487456
>Girls are faster

>>81482652
>aggravated battery against a pregnant woman
Lol what a nigger