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You need to lose 500lbs in 5 minutes

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You need to lose 500lbs in 5 minutes
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>>81474276
Are mods deleting fatkino threads?
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Oops
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>>81476166
OW
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>225lb
>got some kettlebells
>can't even last 1 min
>try doing jumping jacks
>almost pass out at 10
>feel travel sick the rest of the day

Its over for me
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>>81476166
I got Chinese for dinner the other night and the single egg roll I was given made me start giggling like a retard in my kitchen. This place is ruining me.
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who is the next fatkino episode about?
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>>81476311
go to 625 and become a tv star

i berieve in you sempai
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Anyone else thinks Justin is actually the worst of the two? Steven is garbage but i feel it's mostly due to him being an autist and a drug addict, Justin looks like a genuine immature shitlord.
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>>81476355
It's an update on Lupe and someone else.
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>>81476594
But at least he isn't as big as his brother, and that means he's doing okay.
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>>81476342
ONE LIL EGG ROLL?

BUT IT'S FRIEEEEEED
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>>81476311
how tall are you? 225lb is fat but not hippo level.
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>>81476594
Steven embraces his self destructive Dionysianism no matter what the cost.

Justin is just a little turd who tries to act normal despite weighing over 600 lbs.

As pathetic as he is, at least Steven is remarkable in some ways. Justin is just sad and fat.
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>>81476594
he clearly has anxiety you prick

go fuck yourself
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>>81476698
Justin, the Atheist Church's patron saint of beta fatfucks.
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>>81476696
Justin at least can walk around and do stuff, like run his shitty Hobby store, at least he's making an effort.
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>>81476698
Someone with social anxiety shouldn't let himself get as huge as Justin is. Having a physical form that would blend into a crowd would suit him much better.
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>>81476166
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>>81474276
and u need 2 stfu and suck my dik biznitch!
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>>81476829
LAAAAAYGS
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>>81476672
5'5
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>>81476672

5'11
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The father is the worst of them all and should be incarcerated.
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why is there no such thing as a skinny suit, huh? really makes you think doesn't it?
#skinnypriv
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>>81476672
6'6"
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>>81476800
>an effort
Fuck his effort.

>I used to be a tub of shit building models in the basement
>But without ever having worked a job I decided to go into debt and become a tub of shit building models behind a counter
>he can walk around
>based on footage that shows him being active by playing with an RC car
If you think he doesn't need a rest after walking a block, I have a bridge to sell you.
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>>81476892
Is this bait?
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>>81476672
4'9" but 5'1" in my platforms
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>>81476873

Your weight is the least of your problems.
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>>81476672
8'2"
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>>81476672

I'm about the length of a city bus.
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>>81476873
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
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>>81476802
You have no clue what social anxiety is and how it can ruin you from the inside. Please stop being a retard.
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Does anyone has "La Mia Vita" picture?
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>>81477039
>defending people with social anxiety
>calling other people retarded
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>>81477127
i'm literally shaking right now

fuck you
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>>81476979
>>81476873
kek
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>>81477122
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>>81477138
Feeling anxious you defective fat fuck?
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so when are they going to make a tlc show about shitposters
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>>81477200
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>>81476166
>I think I've been doing good
>Haven't gained or lost any weight
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>>81476342
Trust me, you were likely ruined before you got here.
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>>81477245
where do i find that episode?
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>>81476166
do you even realize how much he had to eat to gain 150 at that weight, jesus

>i may have cheated a little
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>>81477343
Season 5 episode 4
Kristen's story
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>>81476594
steven is 4chan and justin is reddit

one embraces being a piece of shit and the other pretends he isnt one
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>>81477472
thanks
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>>81476311
>tfw 5'11" and 250lbs
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>>81477298
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i already miss steve losco...
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>>81476166
Dr.N: James, how did you manage to gain 150lbs in a 3 month period
J: I may have cheated just a little
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>>81477695
I feel so bad for their dad, the cunt mad a shit choice of a wife and got given 2 sons that are just flat out fucked and he's just drowning.

>pays for ones house in texas, treatment , pizza
>pays for the other to start up a store

I mean imagine working so fucking hard only to have it mean nothing because your sons will never mean anything.
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posting top kinotography from latest episodes

does anyone have "devils's playground"?
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>>81477774
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>>81477810
He shouldn't have left the kids with his loser wife when he left her.

He avoided his fatherly duties then and now he's paying with interests.
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>>81477777
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>>81477912
>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with TLC, this is me, my nurses, Lisa here, but only one of you
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVING HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>You're a big guy
>FOR YOU
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATING THIS CHINESE FOOD
>WITH NO LEFT OVERS
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>>81477918
Do we know that he up and left them or did she get them as she was the mother? pretty sure back then a woman always got the kids.
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>>81476594
This. At least Steven is self-aware and sociable. Justin is so pathetic and socially awkward.

I'd rather be a sociopath than an awkward neckbeard loser.
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>>81478073
Wouldn't psychopath be more appropriate?
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>>81477954
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What do you do, /tv/?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMiR4xFlXKg

steven even manged to get the black bitch to hate him more than the white supremacy guy
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>>81478167
I wanna peel that thing on his toe so bad it's making my mouth water.
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>>81478185

Throw a bucket of boiling water at them.
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>>81478060
>pretty sure back then a woman always got the kids
Even back then it was pretty easy to get the kids taken from a woman if she was known to have substance abuse problems or even a tendency to create an "unwholesome environment" (i.e. she was a slut or whore)

They separated, that usually means that they hadn't gone through the formality of a divorce and custody battle. Dad could have done more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRUJROs2PKo
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>>81478073
>>81476594
>get bullied as a kid by your mother and her partner
>when they leave your brother passes it onto you again

I mean of course you'll come out fucked up with that childhood.
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>>81474276
Who is this guy?
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>>81474276
I don't want to weigh -310 pounds
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>>81477810
>I feel so bad for their dad
I don't. Not one bit. He's not solely to blame, but he's mostly to blame. When I watched this episode, it was like watching the dog whisperer where the fix to the dog's behavior was getting the owner to stop being a pussy. The dad is a massive enabler.
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>>81478327
a hero that these fatasses don't deserve.
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>>81474276
>you've gained 200lbs in the last 45 minutes, what happened?
>I slipped up once or twice...
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>>81478358
The key is why is the Dad an enabler? Was it ever explained what happened to the mother?
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>>81478185
flush the toilet
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>>81478440
it doesn't matter. He caves in and makes excuses for it. If the fatass calls the cops because you didn't order him a pizza, you fucking laugh in his face, wait for the cops to come, and then laugh with them as you point at the fatass.
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>>81478358

he's constantly threatening his dad with calling 911, whether it be medical or police for not feeding him.

they really should have fit a police scene in 1 of the 2 episodes

HE'S STARVING ME
>police:...

>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0q4DQT2dBI
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>>81478531
yeah, and he caves in like a pussy faggot. What are the cops going to do? They'll arrest the fat ass for wasting their time. Dr. Now treated him appropriately, but it was too late, that fat ass was already 35 and fucked
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>>81478531
Fatty BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>81478295
>Steven nodding like a motherfucker

Why in the fuck did it take them so long to realize he was obviously drug seeking, and basically ONLY drug seeking with no other intentions?
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>>81478295
>closes eyes to talk
dead give away that someone is fucked in the head.
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>>81478531
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0q4DQT2dBI
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>>81478588
>What are the cops going to do?
Arrest his dad a 2nd time.
>They'll arrest the fat ass for wasting their time
kek
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>>81478295
So this is the "fuck the taxpayers" guy. Sweet justice
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>>81478984
arrest him for what? When did they arrest him the first time?
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>>81478984
>>81479065
not only that, say he does get arrested a second and third and fourth or however many times, the dad can simply kick him out. Best (loving) thing he could have done for him.
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Are all fat people mentally ill?
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>>81476311
READ THE FUCKING STICKY
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>>81479065
His dad said he got into a fight with steven and steven called the cops for parental abuse and would only drop the charges if he bought him a large pizza.
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>>81478984
>Dad spends night in jail straightening this shit out
>Steven has no source of calories for a day
>Steven loses 2 lbs
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>>81479123
yes

>>81476311
best weight loss advice boiled down to one sentence:
>don't want to be a fatass, don't eat like a fatass

>>81479129
eh...sounds like bullshit. Either way, he should have denied him that pizza, have the charges pressed against him so the fatass would go on even longer without food. The dad was a fucking enabler.
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>>81479201
>Steven has no source of calories for a day

>sells the house for a pizza
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>>81479129

the police would see he was well fed

plus he is 30 odd and could only use that threat a few times
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>>81479201
>Dad uses his one phone call to order a pizza and a 2 liter bottle of coke
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>>81479393
kek
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>>81479129

the dad can just show them the documentary now
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I want to put them all on an island and watch them try to survive
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>>81477138
You sound like a bitch.
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>>81479509
that's a good idea for a show
>my 600 lb island
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You know that cat will one day end up eating steven
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>>81479608
Lord of the 600 lb flies
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>>81476311
>5''4, 230 lbs, balding
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why can't they put him under a 5150, lock him up in a white room, and then force him to only eat 2000 calories a day until he's manageable?
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>>81479728
>My 600 lb cat
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>>81479845
They did that when he was in rehab. Just for a week tho.
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Is he still in Houston?

i know when a normal person dies they shit themselves and it's disgusting, i cant imagine an 800 lbs person just rotting in that apartment
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>>81478870
>dead give away that someone is fucked in the head.

Not really, more like a dead giveaway that someone is loaded on opiates my nig nog.
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>>81479973
>that scene when they show him getting off his hospital bed and you see the blood and piss and shit stained pad they place under patients in hospital beds

and they clean that regularly/daily, imagine his apartment bed.
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>>81479978
nah breh, it's more a crazy person twitch.
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>>81476311
you lose weight from diet not exercise
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>>81479978
>addicted to opiates
>not fucked in the head
pick one
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>>81479973
SHIT AND PISS
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>>81478531
How the fuck does someone remain that fat in a zombie apocalypse
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Also anyone getting really interested in medicine because of this show? I picked up and EMT class for over the summer because of it.
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>>81476829
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>81480385
HOW WOULD HE EVEN JACK OFF ANYWAY
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>>81480385
ayo, what a fucking loser. Can he even get an erection?
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A HAMBUHGAH THE SIZE OF A HALF A DOLLAH
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>>81477298
Is he browsing 4chan, or is that photoshopped in there?
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>>81480081
Well, yeah lol

>>81480059
>crazy person twitch
All I'm seeing is eyes closing, head flopping. All the crazies I know do this uncontrollable blinking thing with head/body twitches, Steven is just nodding. I'm certain he whined and threatened until he got more hydromorph or he wouldn't do the interview.
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>>81480433

probably does that thing traps do when they tense the anus pushing the prostate against the back

It sounded like he made his brother do things also
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>>81480550
>It sounded like he made his brother do things also
this is one of the most disgusting mental images ever
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>>81480550
What the fuck are you on about?
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>>81478295
i'm surprised he can move that toe
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>>81480550
>It sounded like he made his brother do things also
shit, this is probably true
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Say no more
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>>81478208
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Can you even imagine how many litres of gas these beasts can store? They could kill someone.
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>>81476311
You're at the precipice, anon. 225 is close to 200, and 200 is so close to 175. Fuck the goofy exercise, just bike as much as possible (stationary is fine too) and eat meal and veggies. Cut out carbs and you'll shed weight like snakeskin.

I believe in you anon!
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>>81480821
Check out this belch
https://youtu.be/hm-s--sL2Ds?t=153
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>>81476594
Justin is just frustrating, not necessarily worse

>I've been so busy setting up a dinky hobby shop I haven't had time to eat less food
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What are the best episodes so far?
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>>81481060
NOT
EVEN
HUMAN
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>>81480433
he waits until they give him a sponge bath and lets them do all the work.
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>>81480886
lord
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Is there a part 3 this week???
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>>81476829
that rag was white when they started
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https://youtu.be/GxRnenQYG7I?t=46
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>>81481060
There was that period in part 2 where his eyebrows were thin. Did he shave them?
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Anon I need you to talk to 50 strangers this month

Anon is just sitting inside and refreshing 4chan, he is not following the program
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>>81481086
Definitely James and Steve, this season might be good too
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>>81481186
I'm guessing he just picked them
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Anyone have the scene where Dr. Now is talking to the camera and Steve's light comes on during the interview and it interrupts him? That was some top tier kino
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>>81481231
Can you give me some kind of surgery to fix me?
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>>81481231
>One month later
>You talked to -14 people, how is that even possible?
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Superior FatKino coming in
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>>81481310
>that is steven
>smug
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>>81481436
>there shoud be a pepe version of that scene
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>>81480886
I fucking love pizza and thanks to this fatass I don't think I'll ever to have another slice. I hope he dies a long slow painful death.
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>>81481467
>he is watching us on his phone
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>>81481411
What is this?
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>>81481607
Taxidermia, it's good
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Is this fatkino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO7iaUFIx5Y
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Are most 31 year old gamers this awkward?
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>>81476311
Weight loss is mostly determined by diet. Eat less and eat better.
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>>81477155

>that shot where you can see Steven's face through the window

Cracks me up every time.
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>>81480064
Exercise effects metabolism so it does aid weight loss but that's really a secondary consideration when most people's problem as far as weight is concerned is eating like shit.
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>>81477772
LAST SUPPAH
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>>81474276
>cuts off legs
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>>81481983
no. The effects of exercise on weight loss are so minimal compared to diet that they're inconsequential. Exercise is literally a fatass's worst enemy because it gives them a false sense of accomplishment. The effect on metabolism is also overblown, it's not enough to even matter.

Can you lose weight through exercise? Sure, but it takes a huge amount of exercise. You can't out run a shit diet.
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>>81480489
at least it's not reddit, r-right?
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>>81482153
pretty much this

However among Dr. Now's patients there is a need for exercise because 1) being extremely sedentary can lead to potentially fatal blood clots and 2) a lot of the patients have impaired mobility, sometimes to a severe degree, and exercise helps them to resume normal functioning as soon as possible.
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>>81480489
photoshopped
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Can someone post the pepe and feels guy pic of Steven denying his father a slice of pizza?
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>>81476166

IT'S FRIED
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>>81479128
kek
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>Steven shouts "This place is the devil's playground"
>Switches to shot of neon cross
Well played, TLC.
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>>81482536
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>>81482855
beautiful
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>>81476311
just do SS+ GOMAD
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>>81482885
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>>81477955

underrated
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>>81480842

omg that anon is 225 which is close to 150 which is close to 0, that anon is almost 0! hell compared to a mountain or Jupiter, he might as well be!
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>>81482153
>The effects of exercise on weight loss are so minimal compared to diet that they're inconsequential.

It depends what you mean by exercise, aerobic exercise seems to be that way but anaerobic seems to have considerable impact.
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>>81476311
>4'9"
>375 lb
A-at least I'm not a lanklet, haha.
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>>81476829
I don't even have a reaction image that is adequate to react to this.
I'll give it a shot though.
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>>81483379
I really hope you meant to put 5' there and typed 4 by accident
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-s--sL2Ds
I KNEW I HAD SEEN HIM BEFORE
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>>81483639
Being a grossly overweight borderline midget isn't fun, bro.
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>>81483237
no, both. Reread what you quoted. ALL exercise is a shit means of weight loss
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>>81483819
I'm only 5'3", I know it sucks to be small because you don't need to eat a lot of calories compared to normies but it sounds like you have a serious health problem.
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>>81483975
Pssst. Letme give you a hint, anon-chan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbFhOeqTzY
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>>81484896
>ywn be fat enough to sit without a backrest and support your own back with your fat
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>>81476829
My picture is the most appropriate one.
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>>81474276
Where can I watch the second part?
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>>81477954
>>81478167
What is that on his leg?
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>>81486198
o n w a t c h s e r i e s . a c
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>European counterpart
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>>81486514
there's a BBC series where they follow someone for a week, then show them an entire spread of what they've been eating, and let them compare that to what they say they've been eating.
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>>81483828
https://www.metaboliceffect.com/what-exactly-is-the-metabolic-effect-of-exercise/
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>>81486989
>I cheated once or twice
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>>81487071
are you retarded?
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>>81481231
>Anon i need you to fill out 50 job applications by this month.

>Anon is just sitting in his room and playing on the computer. At this rate, he won't be able to support himself when his parents pass away.

>But DOC i have ANGSIGHATEE
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>>81476166
>gaining the weight of an average human being
literally impressive
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPfumuVITXY

dankest movie ever
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>>81487138
Not an argument. I don't even understand what you are arguing, I never claimed that exercise is a better way to lose weight just that you are under-representing it and dissuading people who are trying to lose weight from exercising.

>Exercise is literally a fatass's worst enemy because it gives them a false sense of accomplishment.
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>>81477810

>got given
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>>81481060
Man, he looked like absolute trash in part 2. Was it the drugs?
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>All this tax payer money and experts time devoted to keeping angry, lying whalelords alive so they can continue being a selfish shit
Not all of them are bad, but roll that fucking Assanti fuck back into the ocean already.
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>>81487315
because I'm right. Here's the main problem with fatasses thinking that they'll lose weight from exercise: They perceive they're putting a lot of effort into it, so much so that tehy lie to themselves that they deserve to eat more than they should. Worse than that, the little exercise they do (even if they do a lot) has so little of an impact on their overall weight that they get discouraged. I'm not under representing it, I'm literally presenting it as it is. I'm not dissuading people from exercising, I'm telling them to get their expectations in line and if weight loss is their main concern then they should focus on their diet over exercise. So yes, I am dissuading them from trying to lose weight from exercise, but no, I'm not dissuading them from exercising. Fucking learn how to read.
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>>81487236
this
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>>81486460
Thanks friendo
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>>81476829
I wasn't prepared
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>6'1" 240 lbs


JUST FUCKING KILL ME SENPAI
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>>81477772
fuckin cave teeth
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>>81487134
Dr. Drew talked a lot about "disassociation" whenever a person's addiction was triggered. You can see it in Steven's eyes when he gets hungry. I've witnessed it too, seeing fat people get their food orders. Their eyes never leave the food that's being handed to them. There really IS an anxiety that becomes triggered by being hungry, and it shuts off the rest of the brain, especially the parts that say "this is bad for you" and "be a decent human being to others instead of a monster".
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Is Steven gay?
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>>81487134
take the paper awf
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>>81487753
Says something about the lengths some people will go to to achieve recognition or manipulate others to get what they want, doesn't it?
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>>81482910
lol
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>>81487221
The most impressive part is that apparently he didn't even notice.
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>Almost get mad over Steven
>Remember he'll be dead soon
Feels good.
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>>81487948
I don't know about that, he was turning his life around at the end of part two.
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>>81487977
Which will last all of a few months.
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>>81476311
225 isn't even that bad, a few months of dieting will make you normal again. 250 up is the "fuck me I've gotta do something" level
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>>81488010
Im at 320, which is "Fuck me I am a disgusting shit" level.
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>>81487948
people like steven live until 60
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where can I watch the latest episode online?
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>>81488099
Ahahaha no they don't.
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>>81487948
It happens. I remember another show about obese people being kept in a ward, and sneaking food in at night. A few of them did die, and it sobered the others up to their predicament.
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>>81488099
someone should kill him
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>>81488045
Challenge: cut out soda and sugary drinks entirely for three days.

When you start getting cravings, make yourself self-aware at that point, and see if drinking cold, bottled water will help you with the cravings. The self-awareness is key though.
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>>81488156
nevermind found the link. here's the youtube video for anyone interested:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k8XFAj-B6Q
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>>81474335

Yes.

It hits too close to home
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>>81488227
>Challenge: cut out soda and sugary drinks entirely for three days.
I've not had soda for months, I'm losing weight, but that doesn't mean someone my size still isn't a disgusting shit.
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>>81488279
Move on to snacking then. Potato chips and crackers etc. People who regularly eat snacks that come in bags like chips have a mass of starch in their guts that is never completely digested, only "fed". It builds up and continues your cravings for sugar and starch. If you eat this stuff, your gut is full of a yeast called "candida", and it makes you want more and more.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=sugar+addiction+intestines
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FEEWWDD!!
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so what's with his fucking foot? like what's the official medical condition going on where his feet are lumpy and literally starting to look like elephant feet?
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>>81488510
that is what its called

elephant feet
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>>81488510
Fatfuckitis
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While watching fatkino I came across another show on TLC about 2 gay dads called Nate & Jeremiah By Design. Is it wholesome, family kino?
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>>81488510
>>81488543
elephantiasis
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>>81477955
>someone made all this up and got one (You)

Here's another.
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>>81487520
breh, you only have to lose like 20-40 pounds to be at a decent weight. You can do that in 2-3 months, easy.
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>>81487977
I guess you missed the other 99% of the episodes.
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>>81481060

>This asshole rips his hair out and it seemingly grows back 100% in days
>I'm healthy, work out, no drugs
>My hair falls out on its own and never comes back
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>>81476829
As we all know from being edgy 4chan browsers, there's not a lot that can gross me out...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>81488691
>2017
>being bald
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>>81488382
Thats nasty.
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>>81486514

>They're wearing clothing and the ground they stand on can withstand their weight

Fucking euroshits are useless. That's not fat kino.
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>>81481411
Is......HE an island?
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>>81477772
>AH BOIGAH DUH SAIZE UF AH HAFF DOLLAH AHN WON LIL PEE!
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What about me lads i used to be one of the best football player in my city when i was young i played for best club in country (europa league tier team) and for my national team but i got tired of football since its i lost spot in first 11 since in this retarded country everything is corrupt and kids who have rich parents are playing instead of better players... I lost all my will and now 3 years passed im 18 with 95kg (210 lbs for retards) and im 182 cm (6 foot for retards)... The thing is i tried these years to run to go boxing but i literally lose 10 pounds and gain it back... I know what to do to lose weight but i have 0 will to do any sports anymore or something physically because football fucking destroyed me... It disgusted my drive for sports... Is there any help for me? Its also pretty embarrassing since my dad was an ex specialist in anti terrorist unit or whatever the fuck is it called...
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>>81488157

It's been proven that obese people don't die much earlier than healthy people.

I'm not even trolling. They do develop all sorts of health issues, but they can treat them.
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>>81488716
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>>81488691

just shave it. feels good man
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>>81487134
Is that iDubbz?
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>>81476829
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>>81478167
>>81477954
this kills the foot fetish
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>>81476979
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>>81476829

PLEASE tell me that the rag was already soaked in water and that the liquid isnt coming from his legs
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>>81488874
Stop eating carbs
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How long until we see the dog in the spin off series about fat pets?
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>>81489159
Fix your hunchback you stupid jew.
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>>81489217
>I need you to lose 50lb by next week
>Woof
>I've heard it all before, Rover.
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>>81487441
>They perceive they're putting a lot of effort into it, so much so that tehy lie to themselves that they deserve to eat more than they should.

Seems like a lot of people, even non-fats, think that way. They'll do half an hour on the treadmill and then "treat themselves" to a thousand calories of sugary junk food.
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>>81488045
I maxed out at 333 two years ago, I'm now at 260.

For real at your weight all you need to do is download MyFitnessPal and track your calories.

I went down from 330 to 280 just by eliminating Soda and Fried Foods.

I got to where I am now by maintaining a 500 KCAL daily deficit.
>>
To anyone that actually knows shit, what do when that emptiness feeling is starting to kick in?
I panic because "starvation mode" do I just fill myself with water?
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>>81489382
I use fitbit and a running app that I forget the name of. Technology feels good.
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>>81476594
its probablly because he looks like jon tron bro
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>>81489407
>fat people that worry about starving because they feel hungry
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>>81489407
You mean empty stomach feeling? It literally lasts like a minute in reality. You're not going to hit starvation mode unless you haven't eaten in like 3 days. Just eat less and get over your brain/stomach telling you you're hungry. Using water or tea is fine of course.
t. I've dropped from 300 to 180.
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>>81489495
>I've dropped from 300 to 180.
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>>81489491
Im just scared of that thing because its sounds so shitty gaining weight for not eating so I just wanted to get it out the way really
>>81489495
Thanks
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>>81489217
oh God, even the dog is eating pizza?
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>>81474276
I'll give you a 4/10 doc, that's the best I can dooooooo
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>>81489407
That emptiness feeling will pass in about a half-hour. Drink water. You'll feel a little dizzy, but then your body will "switch over" and start consuming calories from your stored fat.

You could theoretically live for months on nothing but water and stored fat. The feeling of your dropping blood sugar and empty stomach is a powerful one, and no doubt tied to anxieties, but if you can mentally get past it, your body will switch into survival mode.
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>>81476829
i barfed in my mouth, not joking
steak sandwich, not as good as it sounds
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>>81489571
Canned ravioli
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Tolkien predicted this show, cant even tell the difference
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>>81489440
If you're the same morbidly obese person I was talking to take it easy on your legs.

I got an fat cousin who ended up blowing out her knees by 40. One of the big reasons that made me decide to really make a change.

You're better off riding a bicycle.
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>>81488790
>Sweat on pits

L E W D
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>>81479509
How long could Steven actually last with 0 food? Could his body actually survive on leftover fat alone?
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>>81490187
about 9 -12 months
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>>81490187
one year max if he took vitamins and water.
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>>81490187
no. He'll probably last a little bit longer, but starvation still happens.
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>>81474276
>Watch My 600pound Kino.
>Disgusted by what I see.
>Lost 5 pounds in one week just by cutting back on soda+caffeine alone.
Next up, I am going to cut my portions of meat down more as well, but would need my protein to supplement for weight lifting, dislike that mix shit, would prefer it in capsules.
>>81476311
Get a 5pound bar from Walmart, lift it 300 times, enjoy.
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>>81476829
Me right now
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>>81476672
Not that anon, but the fuck, when I was 225 I looked like a fucking skeleton, I dont look normal with my weight until I hit 270, 6'3 tall.
My ribs stick the fuck out right now, 300 pounds.
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>>81481177
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>>81489067
If you actually look at the rag, you can tell that the orange isn't the original color. It used to be white.
>>
>>81490689
I like the version of this image with the title of "Enjoying a 60 year old pepsi"
>>
Is James Kiloton objectively the most disgusting one in the series?
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>>81488904
>It's been proven that obese people don't die much earlier than healthy people.
it definitely hasnt
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>>81476829
OH
MY
FUCK

i was really considering a slice of cheese cake
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>>81476311
what the fuck? 225 is only fat if you are like 3 feet tall what in the fuck man
>>
>>81487430
Had to be. He was downing hundreds of pills a month. He went to like 5 hospitals ER in one month just to get pills.
>All that money waste
>>
>>81490990
>meanwhile i get treated like a criminal at a hospital visit and cant get any pain meds after an accident
>>
>>81476829
On this show was James K the least successful at losing weight so far?
>>
>>81490187
2 yrs
The Scottish guy in the 60s was only like 450, steve has 350 extra pounds
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>>81477772
it's 'sam' losco you dolt
>>
>>81491126
only saw james, steven, and penny
James was just sadness
penny's was rage inducing
stevens just made me question a lot of things in life
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>>81477955
kek'd
>>
>>81490187
>>81490324
>>81490382
>>81490385
some interesting stuff here on Quora, including some medical studies.

I've often thought, when watching frustrating patients like Steven, and others with co-dependent relationships feeding their addictions, that the best thing for them would be to somehow get them into a locked room where they'll get medical attention, and slowly starve them back into health.

If you watch "Fat, Sick, and Nearly Dead", there is a man who got so fed up with his obese lifestyle that he got on a bike and rode it across the country until he was thin.
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>>81491277
https://www.quora.com/For-how-long-could-a-seriously-obese-person-live-on-only-water
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>>81491176
> the joke
>
>
>
>
> your head
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>>81480842
Good people are on 4chan!
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>>81477955
>>James?
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>>81481768
i firmly believe this is an act for the cameras.

nobody is this fucking stupid.
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>>81489217
>How long until we see the dog in the spin off series about fat pets?
It wouldn't be a reality TV first.
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>>81491071
I had to go to the ER for abdominal pain (what later turned out to be kidney stones).

I told the nurses that on a scale from 1 to 10 my pain was an 8.

Apparently they thought I was faking. So I had to lay on the ER bed and writhe around in pain for a couple hours while waiting to see the doc.

Eventually a doctor walked by my room and spotted me curled up in a ball on the floor (it wad the least painful position to be in).

He checked my in-sheet and chastised his nurses and told them to FINALLY give me some pain killers.

It was the worst pain of my life and the only time I was ever on prescription strength pain-killers.

MEANWHILE: Steven rolls into an ER for the fifth time that month and says "Gimme some oxy!" Then the nurses start pouring pills into his cupped hands as if they were handing out candy on Halloween.

WTF?
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>>81476829
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Anyone the /fit/ Screencaps of Glenn? He's the only person worth a damn on TLC in a decade
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would you do this for your mom /tv/?
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>>81474276
Remove both legs, problem solved
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>>81491718
Who the fuck is Glenn?
>>
I think Justin is hiding something. He's never going to lose weight if he doesn't open up. I think Dr. Now realizes this.
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>>81491920
The secret is that Steven forced Justin to pleasure him orally while they were living together.
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Did part 3 of The Ass Brothers debut yet?
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>>81482910
>amorphous blob rolling at incredibly hihg speed
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>>81491971
that part where steven said "I love you... as a brother" strikes me as awkward and creepy. Shouldn't the "as a brother" part go unsaid?
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>>81483669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J659hiXiUbM
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>>81492016
>"I love you... as a brother" strikes me as awkward and creepy. Shouldn't the "as a brother" part go unsaid?

Normally yes.
But these two brothers are far from normal.
Their relationship is all kinda if fucked up.
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>>81491920
>I think Justin is hiding something.
This review seems legit.
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>>81491816
hot
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>>81492135
lel
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>>81492135
LOL.
No way!
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>>81491626
The system is fucked. Top to bottom.

The law punishes law-abiding citizens and rewards criminals.
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>>81490990
Why didn't he just sell the pills for pizza money?
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>>81492135
https://www.reddit.com/r/RhodeIsland/comments/54w3yk/hobby_haven_new_store_in_pawtucket/

Found Justin's reddit account.
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>>81491907

God of fat shaming
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>>81492403
Link to the clip?
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>>81492270
its pretty bad in therapy too. they have no problem writing a prescrip for ADD medicine for people out right making up shit about themselves while they simply just write a prescription for depression and tell me to come back next week. oh shit you drink beer every week, welp you have some addiction problems so goodluck heres some zoloft
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>>81474276
I found Justin's reddit account. It has some film of his brother. Wew.
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>>81492403
>some of these scales don't go high enough to measure my weight.

That's all that you need to know if you're questioning whether or not you need to lose weight.
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One of the people from season 3 died. Marla the big nigger that was a real bitch to Dr Now died like 3 days ago
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>>81492448

Cant find it but It's the first or second season. Every time he's on screen he's calling bullshit one way or another. He hits ridiculous levels of smug too. Feel bad for the guy though. He's the only one trying to help her.

Fatty boom booms mom on the other hand is functionally retarded
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