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So i thought I'd watch "The Greatest Film In Human History" and I just don't get it.
>falls like a faggot
>gay acting
>cliché dumb blonde
>only guy in the whole museum and she doesn’t notice him
>falls in the ocean
>60 yr old retired faggot afraid of heights dives in to save her
>she wakes up in his bed with perfect makeup
>cliché hand grab
>cliché woman office friend sees bitch drive off (what are the odds she shows up at the same time the dumb cunt leaves?)
>office woman talks to herself in the car
> old dekektive follows her again and she doesn’t notice
>literally tailg8ing her ass, at least her autism is consistent
>steering wheel turning left and right vigorously when driving forward
>fall in love
im so tempted to drop this shit now but I’ll stick through it because that’s what le true patricians do xD
“Where are you going?”
“Oh, you know. Just wondering around xDD”
>faggot joins her
>go to a forest
Lol imagine this piece of shit being made today, with JGL and j-law as the leads. You faggots would tear it apart with the quirky randumness LOL!!!1 :DD
>tips fedora @ the conversation in the forest
>”Theres a cross-section on one of the trees that’s been cut down.”
Wow does Hitchcock write for autists? What horrible screenwriting, you obvious oldfag, why would u say that when the next shot is of what you just described u inbred
>muh meta4s and le symbolz!!!1
>over acting melodrama ensues
In the old days women were only cast for their looks (that’s a fucking fact, kim novak cant act realistically to save her botoxed face)
> [Insert vague but “deep” poetic monologue here]
Btw throughout the whole movie the type of music that plays Is the reason I detest classical acting with such a passion, don’t force me to feel an emotion you talentless faggot.
>kiss
>music intensifies
fucking dropped, I can’t do it anymore guys. I’m done.
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>>81453759
twerp.
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i'm surprised nobody ever brings up the awful ending when the nun just appears out of nowhere
and the whole "chicken out of the icebox" explanation he gave for the hotel scene proves he's a hack
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>>81453759
You typed an awful lot of shit just to create mediocre bait bro
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Hitchcock made some kino and he made some garbage, and some flicks in the middle.
Vertigo might be his most overrated.
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>>81453759
>I just don't get it
lol you really don't
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Stewart is a detective who falls in love with a woman he almost perceives as a ghost, yet she is just a bad actress employed to deceive him. If you can get behind the concept, it's actually a lot of fun.
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>>81453984
The nun, the sudden darkening of the store during the history lesson, as well as the neon green scene in the hopel, are all there to imply the possibility of a supernatural element. The film presents us the makings of a ghost story, with Madeline being haunted by her ancestors tragic spirit. What could actually be happening is the opposite. Judie is being cursed by the ghost of the real Madeline, the one throttled in the belfry. When the nun arises, Judy sees, whether in reality or merely imaged, the ghost of the women she whose identity she is selfishly stealing for her own happiness.
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>>81453759
>So i thought I'd watch "The Greatest Film In Human History"
So it's a bait post.
I don't get why you wrote all that shit and I'm not gonna read it.
>>81456358
>Stewart is a detective who falls in love with a woman he almost perceives as a ghost, yet she is just a bad actress employed to deceive him. If you can get behind the concept, it's actually a lot of fun.
Most honest review. This isn't complex stuff. Hell most Hitchcock isn't complex at all.
His mastery is tension. Watch something like Rope to see that one note used perfectly in a bottle movie setting.
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>>81453759
>gay acting
>jimmy stewart
lost me there.
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shoulda watched Marnie op
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