>Freshman year >Walk into your dorm room for the first

>>81433221
Complement them on their kinosseur taste

open fire

rip everything off except goonies and E.T

>>81433221
Turn 360 and run off to the nearest grocery store to buy a fedora

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>>81433221
The 2 Kubrick
and breakfast club posters are all legit. Avatar is the only bad movie of the bunch.

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make sure he likes best girl

do americans really share rooms at university? are they too poor to afford to private rooms?

>>81433398
>the hangover
>good movie
as expected from the sanic poster

>>81433407
Sorry we don't have subsidized college paid for by the taxpayer.

>Freshman year
>making friends with other students
>hanging out with a guy who looks like he could be a total bro
>you need to grab something in your dorm
>he comes along with you
>when you open the door you and your new bro are met with this

What do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs

drop out and suicide

>>81433221
cringe, apart from the Avatar poster

>>81433221
Tear it all down and stick up some anime posters

>>81433221
Leave a sticky not on the door saying "Back to .Reddit."

>>81433221
Tell him never to talk to me and my wife's son again

Post about it on /tv/ because I'm too autistic to hold a conversation irl.

>>81433221
Any good freshman year stories?

>>81433487
I'd go back to r.eddit.

>>81433541
Leave a large sentence in wet paint that says "You have to go back. - Your new roommate"

>Yanks share rooms at uni

strange species

>>81433689
Spray paint in red "WHAT TIME DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?!"

>>81433475

so 'yes'. you are too poor.

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Begin hanging up my Lucky Star and K-On posters

>>81433994
There is a vehicle I always see in the parking lot at my office that has pictures like that all over it. Wondering if it's a girl or some weeb.

Immediately place some bets because I've gone back in time to 2008

>>81433221
See how neat and ordered the posters are? They're all level, with a fairly consistent border between them. That took some level of care to make happen.

The bed is also made as well and there are no food wrappers anywhere. Count your blessings. You could have gotten a slob for a roommate.

>>81435637
>Wondering if it's a girl or some weeb.

Come on man

>>81433994
Probably a fat weeb

>>81433475
>>81433915
REKT

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>And this is our son's room...

My roommate freshman year had a painting of Adam Sandler on the wall.
Thank goodness I'm an RA now so I don't have to deal with roomies

>>81436079
A legitimate painting? That's awesome. Sandler was good. Only millenials think he shit because of nu-movies.

>RA
ok, so you are some SJW nu-male

>>81435986
Me on the bed

>>81435986
>Speaking to a cute girl on Omegle
>She asks what we'd do on our bedroom
>I end up putting my sword up so she knows I can protect her.
>I place my child replica on the bed so she knows I'm a family man
>I then put up my Garfield poster to show I'm all about American values and that I hate immigrants
>Take the picture with pride
I got her to come fuck me, but she was a 6/10 at best.

please filter me

>>81433221
Looks like a normal person with normal tastes, thank god for an amicable roommate and not some fucking weirdo

>>81433398
>Avatar
>bad movie

Reddit is that way, kid.

>>81433305
>Turn 360
>run
>hit the wall

>>81433487

I'd request a roommate change so fucking quickly

>>81433221
Wonder how I ended up a freshman again after having graduated 20 years ago.

>>81433475
Most public universities are subsidized by the State and Federal government.

>>81433221
Live with it.

One of my college roommates had posters of The Police (Sting and company) covering most of his wall space. He ended up flunking out. For the last three weeks of the semester, the wall was blank.

>>81435986
what the actual fuck

someone explain

please explain

>>81437989
>not getting the joke and instead makes an incredibly gay post

>>81435986
I would laugh really hard if this was how my roommate decorated his room, we'd probably get along

>>81438772

its probably some freaky waifu/boyfriend doll but I suspect some of these kinda things are just made up things to creep out people but that one fucker was real, one who had (real?) skeleton inside that terrifying cum-stained looking doll

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>>81438260
>being on this website at 40+

>>81433475
Uhh..yes we do. Any university on the level of "University of Maryland" etc. will be partially subsidized by the government. State schools and private colleges are not, however.

>>81433487
>chad meets /r9k/