>be me >go see Logan in the cinemas >literally every

>>81432586
Really? When I went to see it (from UK) literally no one laughed the entire film, even at the 'jokes'.

You just went to the cinema in America, it doesn't really matter what film it is

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>>81432586
>the only thing everyone here was thinking when they stayed at the farm for dinner

That subtle apprehension as she approached the cowboy negro and you waited for him to pull out his BBC and repeatedly penetrate her regenerating hymen.

>>81432586
MCU? But logan is not a MCU film. Way to blame marvelcucks for your own town/country being full of retards

Saw it twice and people laughed at the scene when Logan is angry and is hitting his car with the shovel

>>81432614

This senpai. I visited the US for a few months, went to 4 showings. Did not have any nigger stories, but holy shit the audiences were full retard.

3 times they literally clapped at the end and I couldn't stop laughing.

Every minor joke was met with guffaws. It's seriously daytime comedy canned laughter tier. BAZINGER hurr hurr hurr *claps*.

>>81432735
audience expected a kiss in my cinema
wew lad

>>81432951

Sickening. Laura is pure.

>>81432586
Yeap, same exact thing happened in to me opening night. I thought I was autistic until I heard all the laughing in the cinemas at scenes that were meant to be endearing and human.

>>81432586
>literally every scene gets a lolol
i was in a pretty full theatre and the part in the beginning where charles is rambling about taco bell chalupas fell totally flat. didn't hear a single person laugh, which is weird because pretty much all the other jokes in the movie got the usual movie audience laugh

>>81432840
Same. Really annoyed me.

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I'm Britfag and when I was in school the other kids used to do this shit too.
>Anything happens
>LMAO

How were they going to kill Laura again? The rest of the kids were going to die by lethal injection, but that wouldn't work on her.

>>81432586
t. fatass

>>81432586
>He didn't find the fat nig nog running amusing
wew.

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>>81432586
>The MCU audience really came to this film in packs


Meanwhile the DC audience

>>81433333
C h e c k e d

What really irks me is when a joke seen in multiple trailers is still met with the heartiest yucks even if we saw it already. As if the audience or writers is obligated to have a laugh during it.

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>>81432586
>tfw kinoplex was empty and I could sit and enjoy it without a single noise
Learn to pick the right time

>>81432735
>her regenerating hymen.
Kek. Can't be unread.

Every time that fat little negro was on screen I had a huge grin on my face.

>>81433333
>>81433327
A child 8s a child. Murder is murder. Wtf are
your major malfunctions

>>81433446
>everyone watches trailers

>>81433473

Nobody can prove that X23's hymen would regenerate if pierced. We don't know that that counts as a wound for the purposes of her healing factor.

>>81432735
I was thinking how 4chan would be buttmad that there was a negro within two feet of a white girl. Then they got recked and I knew it'd be okay.

>>81433585
>I was thinking how 4chan
its kinda sad that your first thought is how people on 4chan would react broski.

>>81433621
>>81433585
4Chan is literally the only community I know of that would get triggered just by seeing a African American. Sorry that I live in a civil part of America.

>>81432586
I hate being an American...our audiences in theaters are always obnoxious, going on phones, talking to their kids without whispering... Nowadays, it's hard to see a good film without the experience being ruined by our own audiences.

Kill me.

>>81433578
Ayn Rand once said "Thou who dost pierceth the flesh shall reap the rewards of regeneration"

Using this quote and applying it to this situation the clear and cut reality of the situation comes into view. However this is not reality. Her hymen is not real. Her hymen is imaginary. But using logic that defies both reality and fiction we can determine that her hymen would indeed regenerate from the teachings of Ayn Rand.

>>81432586
Holy fuck this was the most violent movie I've ever seen. I know it's basically fantasy cartoon-based story but still, this is a repulsively and unnecessarily violent film

To be honest when the fat kid was running I laughed.

>>81434796

It's a Wolverine film. Violence is essential to his character and is thus needful for this film. I suppose you'd rather an hour and a half of Logan and Xavier on a boat which ends with Logan killing himself.

>>81432951
How the fuck do you know what everyone there was waiting for? Did you go one by one making them fill a survey and then counted the results?

>>81434845
Well, I don't understand the Marvel comics enough to comment on Wolverine's actions and character. I think expected it to something like the previous X-Men movies, like First Class etc. Maybe I'm just a retard when it comes to Marvel but it was still so violent imo

>>81432586
Spic here, same thing on my theater people laughing at everything even the fucking Professor X funeral where Logan cant even find the words and is unable to say anything people were laughing like hyenas

Marvel has fuck up audiences even more

>>81434926

It was an R-rated movie about a man with metal claws. What exactly were you expecting to see?

>>81434954
I was expecting some violence but it was excessive in my opinion. I expected something similar to the latest X-Men movies. I wasn't aware about the rating at all. Where I live 16-year-olds can see it

>>81435072

That's your fault then. They make the rating very clear in all the advertisements and movie posters at the theaters, unless you watched at home. Do your research.

>that scene in the truck when the """"hero"""" verbally abuses the little girl just trying to get him to understand what she was saying.
Why was that funny?
I mean I guess if Iron Man can call a young boy a puşsy and get away with it anything can fly.

Not to go on a tangent but who'da thought we'd see child friendly Spider-Man drop on S bomb?

>>81435123
Yes, of course, sometimes movies turn out more violent than you expect
I can't be the only one who thought it was a bit too much though

>>81435213

Apparently, Dafne called him a cunt in Spanish during that scene, so she gave as good as she got.

Not him but
>>81435123

>>81433536

>>81432840
It's designed to be somewhat funny.
X23 looking from the calm fisherman to him.
Laughter can be cathartic after the emotional scene before.

>>81435251
HoIy crap. Sauce?

>>81435343
Latino here, she didn't.

>>81435333
That's what people say. But on paper that doesn't sound funny. It would have been funny if there was some sort of classical peacful music playing with the fisherman and heavy metal playing with logan. A). Because heavy METAL. And B). It would have been a good way to show the juxtaposition.
When I saw it I just thought "oh. She's going to ask him for help or steal his car to take Logan to the hosipital."

>>81432882
Americans are a mistake

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Laughter is a self-defence mechanism retards have for when they don't know how to act in a certain situtation.

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>Thor walks into an apartment and leaves his hammer hanging on a hook in the hallway
>Group of teenage girls erupt in laughter in the theater

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>>81435563
>tfw he's right

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>he doesn't wait a few weeks and go at a time when there will only be 2 other people in the cinema.

wew

>>81433341
At least he had the decency to shut the fuck up.

>>81434141
>he admits to living in a country that is less than 60% white

lmao

>>81432735
>regenerating hymen
oh fuc
never thought of that

>>81436921

No regenerating hymen and you can't prove their is.

>>81436937
Girls are naturally born with hymens. But they aren't as elastic until they reach puberty.
With X-23 (the one we see in Logan) you have to bring some things into consideration.
>we only see her heal flesh wounds and lacerations.
We mever see her regenerate a lost limb or eye.
>the hymen is just an obstruction yo the vulva
Saying she can regrow her hymen is like saying she regrows a booger after picking it out.
>she's a clone/test tube baby
She's bound to have some imperfections. She apparently was born with adamantium bones (at least claws) and being that she's feral she could probably destroy whatever touches her wall just by clenching.

And the last and most important thing to consider

>SHE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. THE WRITERS DO WHAT THE WRITERS WANT. If you want it to regenerate more power to you. If not, you as well.

>>81436921
You must be new here. The pedos obligatorily bring it up on every thread

People were laughing at incredibly inappropriate times in my viewing too. It was fucking infuriating and ruined the experience for me. This is why I hate going to the theater.

>>81437299

She was not born with adamantium bones. That was done to her claws only. Rest of her is meat and bone.

i've lived and worked all over the world, been to the cinema to see a ton of different movies and the only place where people fucking cheered or reacted loudly or inappropriately was the US.

>>81437299
>Saying she can regrow her hymen is like saying she regrows a booger after picking it out
No, a booger is a secretion like saliva etc.
>>81437299
>the hymen is just an obstruction yo the vulva
Just like the eardrum is just an obstruction to the ear? I don't see why the hymen wouldn't regenerate

>>81432882
>>81432614
Why do you lie on the internet anon?

>>81437456

Okay, let's say it does. Every time she fights she's doing some pretty intense gymnastics, and the hymen can break from just that. Did she break it several times during the course of the movie?

>>81437410
Never been to Africa, I see.

>>81435251
She didn't. She said that she doesn't have to talk to him when he treats her badly.

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>>81436048
>go to an early afternoon showing on Wednesday
>only 3 other people in the theater
>there's one couple in the back row talking during the entire fucking movie
>"What did she say?"
>"Who is that?"
>"What are they doing?"
>entire. fucking. movie.
>apparently emboldened to do this since the theater is nearly empty

>>81437498
I didn't know you can break your hymen with intense gymnastics. Maybe it did break? And if it did, why wouldn't it repair itself?

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STOP TALKING ABOUT DAFNE'S HYMEN

>>81437815

She'll never know. She avoids places like this.

>>81437878
She doesn't even speak English that well amigo

>>81432586
I'm American and there were no laughs despite a packed theater on a Friday night. The only capeshit I've ever been to that had laughs (including MCU) were Deadpool and GotG but those were supposed to be funny.

>>81434796
>>81434926
>>81435072
>>81435248
How sheltered are you? It was actually quite tame on the violence. Barely saw any blood outside brief streaks for half a second, and just random decapitations.

There are 15+ rated movies with way worse violence. If you thought that was bad I'm guessing you've never seen anything other than Disney.

>>81437815
>/tv/ - Television & Film

>>81434141
>only anonimity allows people to say they dont like if jews were to make "little girls love big black cock, blacks are supreme" nonsense

>>81432586
>but look! He's fat and he's trying to run
but that was genuinely and unintentionally funny

>>81437498
Hymens become more elastic during puberty. She was 11 in Logan. I'm not saying it was taffy or buble gum at that point but if young girls tearing it was a problem they wouldn't have gymnastics for them.
You make it sound like crossing her legs ankle to knee would break it.

>>81434899
a bunch of people behind me were talking and i heard a white girl saying that when she entered his room
>i tought they were going to kiss blah blah
>the people around her just agreed with her mumbling and nodding

>>81437299


>she could probably destroy whatever touches her wall just by clenching

In that case I'll hire a few BBCs to stretch her out before I go in

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>>81438330

>>81438277
Ah but I never said that. I said
>4chan is the only place I KNOW OF
That would react like that.

>>81438331
>>81438387
cuck posters are more disgusting than the pedos wtf

>>81438387
Do you know what you just said?? Do you know where you are???

>>81438175
>It was actually quite tame on the violence
I have to disagree with this, I think it was significantly more violent than other Marvel movies
>How sheltered are you?
Not at all actually. I've watched violent and upsetting movies before, this was just more violent than I expected of a Marvel movie

>>81438331
>nodding
lol so you turned around to check on that conversation made for tv?

>>81434787
kys

>>81437646
In my opinion this is only acceptable during awful movies. Or Among the parents in young kids movies. Though this may make the kids think it's ok to talk.
But you're right. It's a public viewing place not your living room and the less people there are mean the more people trying to pay attention to it.

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Does anyone else find this expression to be unconvincing? She looks like she's having fun, not like an angry fucked up child.

>>81438959
She looks like she just ripped a nasty fart tbqh

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>>81432735

>regenerating hymen

>>81432586
Ok, stop beating a dead fucking horse. We all get it, the audience laughed at the wrong times so your autism sparked up, big deal. Did you really feel the need to write a couple paragraphs about it on 4chan, and did you honestly think that you were the first one to have this complaint?

>>81438549
sorry but im the kind of guy that turns around whenever someone makes a noise in a quiet environment

>>81438959
She looks like an angry kid, but kids aren't actually angry so it's quite OK

>>81438959

She's blood drunk, anon, leave her alone.

>>81438959
>Laura cuts off your balls and gives you this look
What do?

>>81439227
No regenerating balls? Too bad

>>81439227
Say >So this is what it feels like

>>81439301
Good answer.

Have to admit I chuckled at the fat kid running. I don't remember people laughing at Logan smashing the car up but honestly, they obviously shot it like that to not make it overly serious, if you saw someone in real life smashing their car up you'd be like wtf lol

>>81439083
>complaining about beating a dead horse
>on /tv/
Watch it Banezinga?

I laughed when Logan got into the PCP again and ran through the woods

The occasional swearing from Xavier and that "fucking albino" slur was funnier than anything else desu

>>81432840
Because that scene is funny. Spergs don't understand things that are funny, and they don't understand that people sometimes laugh at things that just enthrall them. This is why spergs are garbage people. One of many reasons, I should add.

bros, i just want her to do some interviews. its been months since the movie and theres been nothing from her.

>>81439973

Probably heard on the Hollywood grapevine what happens to girls like her when they stay in the spotlight.

>>81439928
>Because that scene is funny
If you're autistic and your brain has trouble understanding tone, sure.

>>81439973
I want an english interview. There's a million of them in spanish. And they're all from when she was 9. She hasn't had a video interview in 3 years. Why would you do one for a BBC show but not a feature film?

>>81432586
Thats why i rather watch movies with friends in my apartment on a 65 inch SUHD tv and 5.1 home cinema system.
No retards around and 10 times better picture/sound quality.

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The MCU audience has singlehandedly killed cinema.

>>81440007
Autists calling adults autistic is a keystone problem of /tv/. You're part of the problem, son. You need to be euthanized. All of you pissy spergs need the needle. You feel it, don't you?

>>81440223
Nah man, nothing beats the actual cinema experience

>>81440989

Whenever I go to the theater, I end up buying popcorn and a coke. I always do. I just feel like it's part of the movie experience at this point.

>>81441046
I do the same. Cinema popcorn tastes good