HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

is this avatar?

i made that webm
i just had to that scene was too fucking hilarious

>>81430350
Name 5 joints, 3 flicks and 18 kinos where this happens.

is this meant to be a subversion of the 'guy stays behind to blow himself up as a sacrifice to hold the bad guys off' trope?
because it looks pretty good if it is tbqh

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>>81430317
Who was the director again? How can someone professional make something that looks awful.

>>81430389
yes
he wanted to get eaten but the lizard monster whipped him with his tail

Not joking. I saw this in IMAX and this scene looked amazing. I had no problem with it.

Now I watch it and it looks awful.

Strange

>>81430389
It's more the fact that it was played up for an emotional moment, then the tail whip/massive explosion was hilarious. The movie's tone is all over the place

>>81430389
agreed its hilarious and almost makes me want to see this "flick"

>>81430391

kong was well done, mate. masterful editing

>>81430317
>>People unironically like this shit
Why wouldn't they? There is nothing wrong with that

>>81430391
Because it's a low quality Korean rip?

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>>81430391
Top fucking kek what were they thinking?

>>81430389
The entire movie is full with subversions of the adventure genre. It's really a good movie

>>81430389

yes its was pretty damn funny

>>81430454
>It's really a good movie
It really isn't

>>81430441
Literally better than Rogue One.
t. I watched both this week

>>81430475

well, thats your opinion. i really enjoyed it tbqh and im excited for the 3rd and 4th film. no shill

>>81430435
>"G-guys.. it's just a shitty rip. When a higher quality version releases it will be amazing"

>>81430317
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ok friend the movie was fun but I think you are overreacting a little

>>81430501
>i really enjoyed it tbqh and im excited for the 3rd and 4th film.
YOU ARE WHY CINEMA IS TURNING TO SHIT

>watching Americans try to do monster movies in cinematic universe form
YOU ARE A FUCKING NORMIE PLEB

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>>81430515
The scene's legitimately hilarious, on par with the 'corpse carry while one handing a BAR' in Hacksaw Ridge

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>>81430441
>all that green
>those camera zoom ins for no apparent reason
>Hiddleston randomly having a mask when he never did in any other scene before this moment
I don't even know anymore

>>81430535

i liked ghost in the shell too. sue me

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>>81430561
>BAR
That was a good weapon against the nazi zombies

>mfw we are getting another WW2 COD game at end of this year

>>81430570
>Not to mention he takes off the mask while still in the fucking gas

>>81430578
>i liked ghost in the shell too
I liked it too because it wasn't part of any cinematic universe and finished on a standalone note.

The less cinematic universes the better.

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>>81430596
>Not to mention he takes off the mask while still in the fucking gas
LITERALLY KONG: MEME ISLAND

>Not to mention other people walk around near the gas with no gas mask

>dude it's subversion!
>it's deep!
>it's a deconstruction of the adventure genre!

I see, another flick for the retards that spout words like "kino"

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>>81430570
not liking the random fps shots. sad

>>81430441
Wow that sword looks sharp.

Where did he find it?

Someone post that image of the POV rifle aiming at Kong.

If this movie is to have one kino shot, it's that

>>81430644
ah you already posted it
>>81430640
Thanks anon

POV KINO

>>81430317
>body isn't cut in half or splattered
>it just gets thrown like it was a mannequin
>nu-male millenials will defend this

>>81430570
They literally show him picking up a mask from a dead soldier's bag right before he does this

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>>81430441
>dinamic action scene
>moderate amount of cuts
>cool gas effect
>keeps continuity even after switching to POV and back
If you think that's bad let me tell you there are worse things out there. Way worse

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>>81430640
>mfw the King Kong game from 2005 looks better

Post the one where Kong shakes the helicopter, the cut right after is fucking hilarious and mean

>>81430665
Watch some videos of people getting hit by trains and shit, they don't just burst like water balloons, they just bounce off, go floppy and their insides turn to goop. Your skin is pretty good at holding everything together

>>81430317
it still hurts ;_;
The whole theater was disappoint with this scene

>>81430441
What's wrong with this? Directing and editing are top notch, you disgusting Marvel fatso.

>>81430317
>>81430336
>>81430391
>>81430425
>>81430441
>>81430475
>>81430512
>>81430570
>>81430625
>>81430632
>>81430665
>>81430801
t. balding Marlel and DCuck fanboys

>>81430317
>That big-ass explosion

What were in those grenades? Naquadah?

>>81430927
The whole concept of the scene.

It's a 300 like slow motion with unnecessary digital zoom ins, blatant green screen all around, hiddleston pretending to be an OP SAS samurai master, it just looks like a ps3 videogame cutscene

>>81430927
>What's wrong with this?
Literally nothing, the shills are raiding today for some reason

>>81430317
>his mother taught him wrong
The lesson is that blowing yourself up isn't a solution.

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>>81431120

>>81430487
>it's literally better then this other pile of shit
Amazing.

>>81430350
I did, why lie? It's just a webm.

>>81430409

Well for starters it's a 1.7MB horribly edited webm compared to IMAX + context of the movie

>>81430317
>giant moster movie
>not being over the top
What do you think this is?

>Movie gets its prick sucked by /tv/ in the trailer phase
>No mention while its in the cinema because they dont have enough good boy points to go see it
>Movie turns out to be popular
>BDrip comes out
>REEEE REEEEE REEEE NORMIE SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Never change, guys

>>81430570

Its gas, and he grabs the mask right before he does this.

Christ, watch the movie before bitching, its like 90mins and I bet you've probably been frogposting for the past 7 hours

>>81431374
>/tv/ is literally one person

This guy is making Metal Gear Solid

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Tom Hiddleston's character was the biggest most lazy ass written Mary Sue in cinema history.
Apparently being a former SAS soldier is equivalent to having "The Force".

No depth whatsoever, you just know he's the best in literally everything.
I was surprised he didn’t impregnate Brie Larson just by looking in her eyes for 2 seconds

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>>81431450
Seems perfect then since MGS is overly dramatic garbage

>>81430441
DUDE METAL GEAR SOLID

>>81430420
Well, yeah, it riffed on cliches to subvert them. It was a pretty funny movie. Just a shame that the first act is so dull. They should have given script-writing duties to the guys that made Airplane.

That shakeycam + digital zoom combo is the ugliest thing in the universe. Man of Steel did it all the time, it's so fucking shit.

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>>81431589

I remember first seeing it in battlestar galactica, made me feel sick then

I think this movie had the most *extremely in awe gazing nowhere in the distance with my mouth slightly open* green screen shots of faces looking at nothing at all in any movie ever.
It was so ridiculous, everyone reacts the same no matter is it just a small weird flower or a giant monster animal right beside them.

Someone post the faces of this shot hereplease, they all stand in line and do the same exact facial expression like some goddamn generated NPC characters

>>81430317
why did they replace the cool trex pack that kong is supposed to fight with a bunch of mutant frogs?

shit sucked

>>81430927
It looks like some generic superhero action shit.

>this is katana, he swings fast and kills monsters

Not gunna lie. Was thoroughly entertained throughout the whole movie. Laughed my ass at everything past Kong fighting the helicopters. Not because it's am awful movie or anything, but it's just such glorious, ridiculous schlock.

>>81431649
i too would like to see this

>>81431729
I don't get the reference. Probably from some of your capeshit cancers. Did you discuss it with your fellow redditor friends?

>>81430670
>different camera angle for every punch/kick
God this garbage is annoying.

Have to watch a Bruce Lee movie to remember what good fight scenes are.

>>81430454
the nigger and the azn chick falling in love subverted what exactly?

>>81430391
white male is better at martial arts than indigenous asians. how did they get away with this?

>>81431649
>>81431790
First clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t268VO-KfzI

>>81430441
>top 10 anime swordsmen

>shaky cam
fucking disgusting

>>81430561
>treating your comrades as meat shields

Why are Americans such degenerates?

>>81430391
>professional
his previous work was only an indie movie, just like Trevorrow and Edwards

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Pretty much Brie Larson's face the whole movie lol

what was the point of the asian girl?

was she only there to get BLACKED at the end?

She had next to zero lines

was literally just a pretty(?) face

>>81430676
that game was fun as fuck

this movie sucked ass it was just boring the monsters where even boring. I was expecting the skull island scene from jackson's kong stretched into a whole movie but got shitty creature designs instead.

>razor beak mini dactyls
>bamboo spider
>big buffallo - why the fuck would you waste time on that one

the skull crawlers where interesting but I felt they should of just been another side monster not the main antagonists.

>>81432104
what is it with this latest industry meme of giving white guys with only one indie flick under their belt the keys to a $200 million blockbuster?

>>81431120
literally this, from technical perspective it felt out of place. But normies will find it cool as hell anyway

>>81432133
young filmmaker is easier to control

>>81432108
blatant chinese pandering

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>>81430441
>This is just a snyder ripoff, without the slowmotion

>>81430670
>>81430391

>>81430441

the worst part was that he took off the mask at the end

>It's a "Torrent of a movie comes out and all the meme spouting retards begin to shitpost about it and never actually discuss the movie itself" episode

Kino Kong

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>>81430561
Fucking kek, based Gibson

>>81430561
>40+ kg in one hand
>8 kg in the other
>Running, absorbing hits and still headshooting everybody
>fires more than 20 bullets when BAR only has 20
I thought this movie was supposedly serious

>>81432402
>redditor is mad people weren't stupid enough to pay to watch this flick and instead calls them retards

l o l

>>81430317
Technically speaking it looks good. And scriptwise, can't you deal with your tropes being shat on once or twice? Also "HAHAHAHAH" is the most pathetic criticism ever. What are you, 12 years old?

>>81432653
if he was he would have liked this movie

>>81432855
Nice criticism. Anyone who cant even phrase why he thinks something is worthy of HAHAHAing surely can't have good taste in movies.

>>81430441
>using purple blood because red blood is too much for sensitive American soccer moms
I fucking hate Hollywood.

>>81433065
purple is opposite to green in the color spectrum
its there to give a contrast to the creatures and the background (green gas)

idiot

>>81433185
Spotted the Kong fan.

Did the humor kinda ruin the tension for anybody else too? It was fine at first but once John C Reilly showed up it evoled into a marvel flick

>>81433233
I haven't seen the movie
I just like correcting smug assholes

>>81433185
Purple is the opposite of yellow you idiot. Red and green are opposites. That being said, using the adjacent colors to a complementary (purple+green and orange, what this movie does) is also okay

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>>81430317
Eli?!

>>81433065
Many primordial creatures had blue blood.

>>81433272
You were wrong though

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>>81433285
>>81433367
Wrong!

>>81430317
Thanks for the laugh OP, looks like a wonderful action packed adventure..............

>>81430317
>Directed by Michael Bay.webm

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>>81433393
Nice try picking the one color wheel that suits your stupid and uneducated knowledge of color theory

>>81433593
6/8 of those images say im right

>>81432402
>it's a torrent comes out and people actually point out how much of a piece of shit it is instead of circlejerking over it
I love these episodes.

>>81430391
asian jack black?

You fuckin faggots complain about everything. Christ I couldn't imagine being friends with one of you losers

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>>81433600
>>81430317

>>81433877
This guy and John C. Reilly were the only good actors.

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>>81433674
More like only one, unless you pick "magentish purple" instead of real purple

Serioisly dude it's fucking simple, purple is a secondary color, all secondary colors have as complementary the primary color that wasnt used to form them.
Purple =red+blue. Color left behind AKA its complementary is yellow.
Green =yellow+ blue, comp is red
Orange =red+yellow, comp blue

How dumb can you be thst you dont know this?

>>81430441
Fucking hell, I'm sold on this movie now

How does hollywood get away with making so many shitty movies? How many shittier movies does it take for the plebs to wake up and start having standards?

>>81430317
This looks fun, I may pirate it or something. Thanks for the rec OP

>>81430441
dude that's so hella f*ckin epic it reminds me of 300

>>81434094
Cringe. Enjoy something for once in your life.

>>81433185
>>81433285
>>81433367
>>81433393
>>81433499
>>81433593
>>81433674
>>81433950
Had a hearty chuckle at this exchange. Obese pseuds probably feeling really profound at schooling "normies" about "color theory".

>balding brit queenie is supposed to be the alpha
Kek next time get Chris Pratt or something, this skinny bitch looks like a fucking "sensitive" nu male homosexual

>>81431945
The nigger usually ends up with the white woman, and the Asian usually ends up with the white man.

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>Set in 1973, Kong: Skull Island repackages Hollywood’s 1933 King Kong along with other action-adventure movie trivia. Its story takes place three years before the unfairly maligned Seventies remake that starred Jeff Bridges, Jessica Lange, and Kong swatting fighter jets from the World Trade Center towers. It’s also set six years before the release of Francis Coppola’s overrated Apocalypse Now, the psychedelic Vietnam War movie that really did end all psychedelic Vietnam War movies. Designed, like all movie franchises, to fulfill the Millennial urge for escapist entertainment, Kong: Skull Island is the blockbuster as junky postmodern bread and circuses.

>In contrast to that big-budget pacification, there’s the new indie movie “spectacular” Contemporary Color. This musical documentary records the convocation of several national color-guard troupes held at New York’s Barclays Center arena in 2015. Co-produced by pop avant-guardist David Byrne, of the rock band Talking Heads, Contemporary Color showcases little-known Americana. The practice of working-class, middle-American cheerleading squads and marching bands confirms Byrne’s bohemian love of “primitive art” from outside the bastions of haughty, big-city sophistication. This more authentic, homegrown spectacle is also intended to pacify national unease.

>Kong: Skull Island and Contemporary Color coexist because Millennial culture is at odds with itself. Kong: Skull Island’s plot features a military-media assemblage (Samuel L. Jackson, Brie Larson, Tom Hiddleston) whose expedition on Skull Island puts them in desperate conflict with its ferocious prehistorical monster inhabitants. The explorers’ motto? Think local but survive.

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>ou can’t get more “local” than Contemporary Color’s cadre of small-town aspirants. Although KSI’s B-list actors are paid more than the high-school students who practice dance and baton and military moves, they all pursue personal gratification, seeking what could be called “sub-stardom.” That’s the condition of Millennial anonymity fostered by movies that are detached from everyday life. The spectacles in Contemporary Color derive from military ceremony, yet the movie encourages an eccentric anti-patriotic identity among the young, untutored participants and their audiences.

>KSI’s Seventies setting takes us back to that sea-change in political and cultural values, a time when a stunt rifle’s butt and tip are discussed only in nonthreatening terms. We see the beginning of what, these days, looks like the end of self-protective (“militarized”) American civilization. Those who now “fight” (to use Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren’s term) for political power by opposing democracy also fight against those citizens who disagree with them (the Left vs. the Right). The perception of American civilians as monsters leads to the metaphor of KSI’s clash with assorted primitive beasts, while Contemporary Color remains oddly pacifist.

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>Ladies and Gentlemen, America has changed,” David Byrne announces when it’s his turn to perform a song written for a color-guard troupe. (Each routine in Contemporary Color pairs a performance team with musicians who compose original songs to accompany the choreographed acts.) The “change” Byrne refers to is the Supreme Court’s Obergefell v. Hodges ruling — known as “the gay marriage ruling” — that was coincidentally handed down on the day of the Barclays Center color-guard performance. (The movie includes a video clip of the White House bathed in rainbow-flag colors.) Byrne’s proclamation shows that he sympathizes with the young folks on stage: awkward, overweight, or emaciated girls, awkward, effeminate, or chunky boys — their only commonality is an effort to bond over their shared insecurities. It’s the We’ll-March-About-Anything generation.

>KSI never gets so politically specific (each character is a cliché). Instead, it subsumes politics in its pell-mell action-movie F/X. You’d expect Contemporary Color to counter by emulating the complex pageantry seen in art-maven Matthew Barney’s deliberately non-commercial Cremaster Cycle. But brothers Bill and Turner Ross, who directed Contemporary Color, fall short of Barney’s example. Their style resembles Adam Yauch’s basketball-hip-hop documentary Gunnin’ for That #1 Spot, which functioned as a multicultural home movie. Contemporary Color lacks the excitation of KSI’s director, Jordan Vogt-Roberts. Hollow excitation is what wins over young moviegoers such as those Get Out fans who ignore everyday politics for the cheap thrills of sado-masochistic race fears.

>>81434242
>i like to talk about shit i don't know and if someone corrects me i make fun of them saying they feeling all mighty and shit for calling out on my bs

Sorry you didnt get an education. Iearned that when i was like 6 years old

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>Like the insufferable Pitch Perfect movies, which trivialized amateur a capella singing competitions, Contemporary Color verges on cultural satire minus cynicism. The Ross brothers’ failed home movie most resembles those quasi-artless Christopher Guest satires Best in Show and A Mighty Wind, though it doesn’t detail what motivates anxious teen subcultures. This film gives only a glimpse into working-class communities uniting to aid their young folk. Byrne’s unctuous appearances, in which he assumes the same naïve enthusiasm as that of the show’s smarmy host (Mike Hartsock), are no less patronizing to ordinary folk than KSI’s metaphorical monster mash-up. This is bread and circuses for hipsters.

>Vogt-Roberts stages extravagant Apocalypse Now–type action scenes (Kong fighting off sharp-fanged, reptilian “skullcrawlers,” or entangled like Hercules by writhing creatures), but the Ross brothers never figure out how to shoot small-town, home-grown spectacle. Contemporary Color should analyze disenchanted pomp as Ang Lee does in his homeland-set Iraq War movie Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk, but it lacks Lee’s deep understanding of our culture’s need to combine excitement with compassion.

>These contemporary bread-and-circuses movies are no different from what the classical poet Juvenal described as the attempt by the failing Roman Empire to furnish its citizens with meaningless escapism. Neither Kong: Skull Island nor Contemporary Color is edifying for the Millennial audiences who might support them.

>>81434194
sorry mate I'm not 12

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>>81434411
>I enjoy mature films for mature filmgoers such as myself

>>81430441
>>81430391
Would be better with that black hole of charisma Hiddleston

Toby Kebbell should have been the main character

>>81430441
That looks great though

>>81430389
That's fucking great.

>>81435631
>my brain is developed enough to not be amused by things designed to amuse children
>I can handle reality and dont need to resort to a state of childish mindset to coddle me from it

>>81430670
wtf is this shit

>>81431308
then why care


next time just watermark it

>>81430441
yeah strange how you'd see a silly, stylized sequence in a movie about Giant Monster Island

>>81435966
>That looks great though

In what aspect?

>>81430317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCKwtUXyU1k&t=2s
I can't believe Kojima is such a cuck faggot that he wants this guy to make an MGS movie.
Every game is infinitely better, and 4 is already a legit movie. Kang kong was pure shit

>>81430317
Lol, this honestly looks like something directed by Snyder.

>that color grading
>that CGI
>that explosion with the slight zoom in

>Larry Fong showing how to do DoP job competently again

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>Read over entire thread
>The ONLY argument people have in defense of this movie is 'who cares it's fun, it's not like it was supposed to be a well made movie!'

>>81437034
It was well made too though, by blockbuster standards at least

>>81437034
>>81437067
These
It wasn't a great film, but at least at it had a (derivative as fuck) identity. And at least the action was carried out well and in a satisfying manner unlike other so-called action films

It's just a shame that the story was cliched and Hiddleston gave such a shit performance