>I think...I want you to fuck me in the ass. What would you

>>81412118

...Fuck her in the ass. You some kinda queer?

>>81412118

fuck her in the ass?

did oyu ever fuck a girl in the ass ... it snot that exciting .. basically like a super tight puss and its nowhere near the thing you see in porn cause you have to be really careful ... porn anal sex is performed by professionals that go through a preparation process

no thanks sodomy is degenerate

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>>81412118
>women

>>81412118
If I had a wife?
Not do it.

If I had a wife who was going to leave me?
Maybe do it.

If it was just some chick?
Go over and see how I felt about it when the time came. I don't have a natural inclination to fuck chicks in the asshole but I would consider it if they explicitly wanted to do it, probably would.

>>81412154
Give me details.

>>81412118
I'd fuck her
right in the pussy

>>81412118
Turn her down because I don't want shit on my cock.

Renegotiate my contract.

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>>81412118
But she poops from there

I never understood the bootyhole meme.

>>81412213

what do you mean by details? like i said. You try to get your dick in and you have to do it slowly then go a bit faster ... make sure it doesn't hurt her. Theny ou wonder if she even enjoys it or only does it caues you wanted to 'try' it.

Then go back and forth a bit and maybe cum. Feels good once in a while cause its really tight but thats it.

tbqh the only good part about is is the feeling of knowing that you actually fucked her in the ass but thats it.

maybe its better when you fuck some girl thats ultra into it and does all the memes like flushing out her colon and shit but i havent fucked on of these yet

>>81412118
Giving her a rimjob would be better than actually sticking your dick in there. I know from experience.

>>81412286
> make sure it doesn't hurt her.
>Theny ou wonder if she even enjoys it or only does it caues you wanted to 'try' it.
t.cuck

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>>81412118
I'd tell her to pay me some money or nothing's happening. I'm not a cheap slut

Sodomites get the rope!

not do it because my wife is better than her, if i was woody in that situation.

>>81412154
>cause you have to be really careful
The 5th time I ever did anal I did it without lube, and my bf has a huge dick.
You just need the right position.
Precum does not count as lube.
My butthole isn't even loose either, a few minutes before that we tried to do it on my side and he almost ripped it in half.

>>81412118
>have mediocre anal sex
It feels like a warm dry glove, like putting your dick in a ziploc bag. Also, only the first ring of the ass is basically tight. The rest is relatively "empty" feeling compared to a pussy, which is generally hot, wet, and tight all the way through.

Vaginal will always be better than anal, but, sometimes girls get off on the idea of anal, so they will talk about it or fantasize about it - just to be the dirty girl a bit for fun.

>>81412118
Like I do with any chick that wants me to fuck them in the ass. Do it and then make her suck my dick clean afterwards.

>>81412417
no one cares about your fag sex

>>81412154
this.

>cutfags can into anal
such is the life of the good goys

>>81412118
Tell her the relationship is moving too fast and if we could grab a cup of coffee instead.

>>81412118
Fucking chicks in the ass is the only true pleasure in life.

>>81412483
can't

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Buy her a pair of pants

>>81412417
Obs.: It's a homossexual guy, not a girl

Tell her I don't want fecal matter only penis then beat the fuck out of her for being a slut until her behavior showed signs of regression.

>>81412223

Weirdo.

>>81412575
>fecal matter only penis
yeah it would be terrible if your penis was made of shit and then just sort of fell off

>tfw no whore to assfuck

Anal is pretty fucking awesome, granted you and her know what you are doing.
In general you should just not do it, because if something goes wrong you are going to have a REAL fucking bad situation. Many things can go wrong.

With that said my wife is a fucking natural and I just cum buckets like nothing else when we do anal. Shit I'm getting a boner just typing this.

>tl:dr
Don't do anal.

>>81412118
Respectfully refuse

>>81412483
Fuck yeah cunt, it's grouse. I can dick an asshole without any issues. Have you considered getting cut?

>>81412317
t. beta cuck

>>81412154
anal is extremely over-rated and doesnt even feel that good.

thumb in butthole while doing doggy is the patrician's choice

>>81412118
I would fuck her in the bagina

LOCK ME UP AND EAT THE KEY

>women will let your do anal
>but won't poop on your chest

makes no sense

How different does if feel from fucking a vagina and fucking an ass (assuming no poop in there)

>>81412667
My nigga, anal is great. As long as you aren't some kind of fucking amateur.

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>>81412333
>the only knowledge he have in anal sex is through porn videos
>never had fucked a girl, not even in the pussy
>come here and call the guy a cuck

>>81412333

t. virgin

>>81412667

anal is only good because of the thought of actually doing it.

realistically it doesn't feel anywhere near as good as vaginal intercourse, but i have a fetish for dirty slags so i release my load instantly

>>81412333
Trips or not, you are one silly fuck.

>>81412557

>"I'm taken"
>on a pair of panties

mixed signals

>>81412667

i bet you are both overweight

>>81412154
o wise sage

how do you do anal without getting poop on your peepee? sounds kinda gross to be honest

>>81412683
>>81412333
/pol/bot samefag spoted

>>81412793

>how do you do anal without getting poop on your peepee?

you don't ... its part of the fun you know .. there will always be a little something on it .. bit smeary smelly etc unless she gives herself an enema etc

>>81412317
What, lick the pooper?
What if she hadn't cleaned it well the last time she pooped?

anal is great. Got poop dick take a shower

She had the best Fappening 2.0 pics.

>>81412820
>tfw everyone who does anal is that guy in the BRAAAAAP pasta

>>81412878

: ^)

>>81412153
FPBP.

>>81412893

but timestamp shows that FP = SP

>>81412820
>its part of the fun
No it's not. What kind of dirty slags are you rooting in the arse where poopy-dink is common? My girl eats good fiber and practices good butt hygiene and I've only rarely (read: very rarely) experienced your "fun". It was gross but we laughed and moved on; we didn't make it a goal to repeat. You poopfags are why anal gets such a bad rep.

>>81412154
this
if feels just about the same but makes a mess and leaves you smelling like shit

>>81412834
>>What if she hadn't cleaned it well the last time she pooped?

even better ;)

>d I've only rarely (read: very rarely) experienced your "fun"

thats what i meant oyu dumbass you can't 100% avoid it ...

are you telling me you fuck your GF in the ass and don't wash your dick afterwards? who are you lying to?

i think you are the dirty fuck who gives anal a bad rep

>>81412834
Why would you lick it then? Do you all exclusively fuck gutter sluts? Finding a girl with basic hygiene skills and self-respect is easy.

>>81412867
I agree with this

>>81412964
Poop isn't fun retard. Anal is perfectly fun without poop involved no matter how badly you want it to be.

>>81413010

see you still wash your dick huh

wonder why ...

what makes me cum isnt how my dick feels cause im not 12 but what she says, the noises she makes and how she acts

thats why you can cum just seeing a girl on her knees with her tongue out

that's why i like fucking gf in the ass, she goes from being in pain to being super horny and saying the hottest stuff

>>81413019
>haha this guy ashes his dick after anal! way to prove my poop I mean point
I wash it after any sex. You know, good hygiene and all that? Do you only shower once a week or something?

>>81412154
I dated a girl that loves getting fucked in the ass. She wanted me to cum in her ass every single time we had sex. She never "prepped for it" and my dick never had shit on it, she never pooped the bed or anything weird like that.

If the girl is actually into it and not just tolerating it anal is 10/10
Its more the thought of it than the actual sensation

fuck her right in the pussi

>>81413107

>She wanted me to cum in her ass every single time we had sex.

probably afraid of breeding with you lmao

>>81413184
Fine with me

>>81412118
I ask her
>What do you mean by this?

>>81412118
Tell that stupid white bitch she has no ass.

>>81412793
Shitdick is inevitable

>>81413156
>Poster of Johnny Deep
>Ugly pants on the floor
>Gigant lightswitch
Not even if you pay me, bitch.

>>81412118
Sex overall is massively overrated.
This situation is fucked, if only because adultery.

>>81412733
>>81412742
Part of being a male is to assert dominance and not to care about your womans feeling while in the bed
Fucking numales everywhere
Grow some balls faggots

lol check out all these guys pretending like they have gf's or have ever even had sex

or even held a womans hand LOL

most entertaining thread in weeks

>>81413588

take your role playing back to pol

there are people ITT talking about actual RL things and not fantasies from hormone driven beta teenagers

What show is this? Banshee?

>>81412820
>unless she gives herself an enema
I thought this was a norm if your gonna do anal?

>>81413529
>sex is overrated
said the freak that never leaves the basement or had any healthy social interaction in his life

>>81413890
true detective season 1

>>81413933
He's right though. We crave sex more then anything but the desire is a stronger feeling then the actual act of it, which doesn't last long and is rarely as satisfying as you think it will be.

>>81413933
It actually is.i used to think of sex as some great thing to long for and seek,. I lost my virginity last year and fucked 3 escorts while traveling. Its awkward, its hard to cum with a condom on, aand even whores with makeup and a whole bottle of perfume on start to smell funny lile ten minutes into sex. Also, the woman make weird offputting faces.Id much rather spend life fapping to my harem of celeb waifus

>>81412283

There's a taboo quality to it, it's like you're saying "fuck you, nature, I won't do sex the way you intended it to happen for reproduction, I'm going to do it this other way that's kind of gross", it's a rebellious thrill

>>81413928

>I thought this was a norm if your gonna do anal?

it isn't

>>81414048
>fucked 3 prostitutes
>thinks he can discuss sex
you can't until a girl willingly sucks your dick and then you cuddle afterwards and shit nigga.

>>81414019
that doesn't make sex overrated

>>81414232
>>81414048

>you can't until a girl willingly sucks your dick and then you cuddle afterwards and shit nigga.

this .. escorts and hookers are awful. Jacking off is better. 1 in 10 might give you a good time but cmon.

My high school gf would ONLY let me fuck her asshole

feelsgoodman

>>81412118
Fuck her in the ass, pound her anus like a fucking savage beast until I'm exhausted

>>81413928
It's only the norm for porn stars.

>>81412417
Fagget

>>81412779
You DONT let your girl send panty shots to her guy friends? Are you some sort of chauvinist?

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>>81413379
>Gigant lightswitch

nigger what? what does that have to do with anything

>>81414255
Sure, sex it's not always amazing, sometimes it's kinda like jerking off with someone else's body if that makes any sense.

But hooker just wants you to cum, it's not fun like you can have fun with a girl you like. All the teasing, the laughing, the sexy hints of "im sucking ur dick tonight" that keeps you hopeful until she does.. all that

>>81412118
Nice ass. Name?

>>81414577
Mike Gainer

Can girls feel it when you cum in their ass?

>>81414502
It is a pretty big light switch tbqh senpai

>>81414975

It's a dimmer, it's big so you can comfortably slide it

>>81414783
if they're awake they can

>>81414255
Jerking off is the best option. Zero cost. Zero hassle. The payoff is just as good unless you can find a chick that sucks you off as you are cumming, but that is unlikely. And, we get to pick our partners...Riley Reid, Naomi Russell, Nina Hartley, etc.

>>81414783

I don't know, I've only done it with a girl who was paralysed from the waist down

Here's the TL;DR

Anal is like fucking a tight jar of peanutbutter.

But the fact that you're actually doing it is what makes it awesome, not how it feels.