I'm finally ready to an hero. What should be the last film

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A Talking Cat!?!

Seven Pounds

Clerks with the original ending.

It's a Wonderful Life

>>81409774
The Dark Knight Rises (2012, Nolan)

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After watching, restart it and leave chapter 1 on repeat, then go and plow through a crowd at the Fast 8 premiere, and an hero via cop.

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>>81409912

I don't know. That one might give me a reason to live and none of us want that.

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>>81409774

>>81409997
Unironically, this

>>81409774
Oslo, 31th od August
Sunset Limited

>>81409997
OP listen

Into the Wild

>>81410027
>>81410082
>>81409997

Jimmy Stewart was blind to what was around him. I'm afraid there's nothing left for me here.

Wait. Is Polanski doing anything new, soon?

But go out and rape hot bitches, take down people with you
>going out like a cuck all alone

>>81410209

Well, obvs.

>>81410161
how old are you OP? just asking if you're under 30 you're way to young

>>81410161
There's something out there for everyone. Try leaving the house and leaving 4chan I did it, it worked out for me. Sometimes we just look for happiness in wrong places. I know I might sound like a optimistic bullshitter but try it

>>81410015
If I ever decide to go on a murdering spree, I'm going to write "The Bane-ifesto", which will detail the ways in which I can crash a plane with no survivors and the religious implications of doing such in relation to the false deity CIA

No one cares. If you're gonna kill yourself just do it you fucking attention whore.

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>>81410267

Over 30. Not ancient, but I've been around since before W.T. Snacks fucked the whale.

I dunno. There's just nothing left, man. Maybe Chungking Express? The Seventh Seal?

just do it right now without thinking.
chances are by the time the movie is over you'll back out, and i don't wanna see you suffer anymore. Just end it. Right now. Right this moment.

>>81410540
What have you always wanted to do? If i was gonna off myself I'd do a bucket list. Maybe on the way doing all those things you'll meet some people.

Watch the entirety of Naruto. If you had any doubts left about offing yourself that should help.

>>81410620

Shit. Now I have to watch God Bless America.

>>81410651

>watching anime
>recommending it
>still hasn't killed self out of shame

>>81410655
why

Only faggots an gero. You're not a faggot, are you OP? Be man and go out in a blaze of glory. Fly ti the middle east and fight in the war. Maybe convert and get some virgins out of it.

>>81410388
>and the religious implications of doing such in relation to the false deity CIA
do yu have the screencap about cia being god and bane being the ubermench killing it? or something like that

>>81410719
>If i was gonna off myself I'd do a bucket list. Maybe on the way doing all those things you'll meet some people.

>>81410742
are you recommending that OP become a radical terrorist, my fellow american? cuz that's kind of fucked up desu

Sunset Limited
get you in the mood

>>81410818
He doesn't have to join ISIS, he could join the kurds, failed Iraq or the Iran powergrab.

>>81410764
Do you imagine yourself as Frank?

>>81410931

I wish I had a false tumor.

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>>81410911
uh huh

i see you anon, you fool nobody

>>81410966
They're basically all the same, tbqhfam. I feel a smidgen more pity for the kurds, though.

Human Centipede 3, seriously it was comedy gold

>>81410959
It's possible you're mirroring a character? Possibly a bad influence, enforcing feelings you didn't originally have. Maybe don't go out on a rampage like him.

I'm currently watching The Ninth Gate. I'm not sure how I would feel about things, if this were to end up being the last film I ever watch...

Double Down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdJeN1wPbu0

>>81409774
Virgin Suicides

>>81409969

Original ending?

>>81409774
How about you don't kys, that way you can watch more movies in the future.
If you kill yourself, you are foregoing the likely- hood of life getting incrementally better.

>>81410068
Sunset Limited is highly underrated.

>>81411541

Can you guarantee an end of capeshit, anon? I don't know if I enjoyed anything from 2016, aside from "Paterson."

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>>81410620

Have a wife and children.

>>81411629

I've had three wives and one kid. None of it made my life any better. Every screenplay submission gets rejected, so fuck it all.

>>81411607
Anytime soon? Not likely.

That said, the bubble will burst. If you have ever heard of "creative destruction", that is what will happen eventually.

Society at large will tire of capeshit (at some point), forcing studios to develop better films to remain in the game. If they don't, they will economically fall and fail.

Give it time anon, I wanted to kill myself for years. I'm finally making something of my life, and I'm glad I gave myself the chance.

Do the same, if only to throw up your arms in triumph for the day capeshit falls from favor.

>>81411682

so you are killing yourself even though you have a kid and because "screenplays" get rejected?

lmfaoooooooooooo

>>81411629
I have 8 wives and 13 daughters and I'm pretty happy

>>81411801

Even Owen Wilson's character in Midnight in Paris is a successful screenwriter! If that's not motivation IRL suicide, I don't know what is.

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>>81409774
*From the makers of Problem Child 2*

Sansho the Bailiff, the saddest movie ever made.

>>81411237

dante gets shot by a robber

>>81412584

That's means we would have never had to suffer through his garbage acting in later films? Score.

>>81409774
My Life, starring Michael Keaton