You walkin down the street and these lovel ladies grab you by

>>81405961

let them and go home with them ... try to set up my phone somehow to record the threesome

spread it all over 4chan and become a hero

>>81405961
Lena dunham is actually sort of cute when all her disgusting tattoos are covered.

>>81405961
i'm almost positive some latent, minute bit of lizard DNA in my body would activate and my whole cock would fall off as a defense mechanism
knowing my luck it probably wouldn't grow back but compared to the alternative of being near these cows, I'll take the dickless life any day

>>81405961
One bomb there and the baseline attractiveness in the USA would have gone up by at least 26%.

I'm a horndog with no standards. I'd probably take them out for drinks and shoot for a threesome. Fuck it, who are any of you to judge me?

Then not be able to get it up unless one of them has some coke

>>81405961

Lena Dunham has a pretty face. She would be hot if she was thin and had long hair.

Too bad she is too much of a shit head to ever recognize the importance of being beautiful and consequently put in some work into becoming hot.

Anyway, she only has some years before being considered old for a woman to be attractive so she will die without knowing how it feels to be a desirable female

>>81406101
And her mouth shut.

>>81405961

Beat the living fuck out of them until I collapse from exhaustion

>>81405961
Punch them in their dicks.

>>81405961
slam their heads together... purely out of self defense