Who's the toughest actor you honestly think you could take

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paul dano

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Are we talking at their prime or current? Because if it's current then pic related, if at their peak then I'll have to choose someone else.

>>81388852

We'll say current. Makes things cleaner.

Schwarzenegger now, but I fight dirty.

Toughest? None. Tho I guess I could take out Paul Giametti

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>>81388694

>>81388694
I could beat up Jesse Eisenberg

>>81388694
DJ Qualls
guy that plays Abed on community
maybe Michael Cera

I've let myself go to the point that I really don't have the confidence to name anyone right now. I'd say like Micheal Cera, but then with my luck he would remember some shit from Scott Pilgrim and knock me out. Then my self-esteem would be below rock bottom.

>>81388787

They make an adorable couple. Cute but not "I'm clearly fucking you for the money" level attractive.
How tall is Paul? Because he's got some height on her even when she's wearing those giraffe heels.

Same answer as OP

>>81388995
>>81389010
op said tough, these guys are all pussies

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I honestly just want to punch his smug fucking face

>>81389351
>op said tough, these guys are all pussies
rly maeks u tink

I'm about certain I could beat the fuck out of 99.99% of celebrities and everyone who has ever posted here.

>>81389463

Who's the .001 percent you couldn't take?

>>81389491
The Rock.

>>81389491
Joe Pesci

>>81388787
is there a cure?

Up until yesterday I would have said Don Rickles.

>>81388877
Be sure to bring your pocket sand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLpUq__iQqw

>>81389932
I absolutely will, thanks for the reminder friend.

>>81390167
Why does he look so concerned?

>>81390207
If you were him, wouldn't you be?

>>81389491
Math

>>81388694

I could absolutely beat the shit out of Andy Richter or Lin Manuel Miranda

>>81389491
The big guy.

I probably have 50% chance of beating The Rock in a fight. He's 44, 6'5", 260lbs, and he has a background in wrestling. I'm almost 26, 6'0" 200lbs, and I have eight years of BJJ and four years in boxing. I'm in shape but I'm nowhere near his level, he has like 60 lbs of muscle on me and a reach advantage. I'm a lot younger than him and I'm very confident in my stamina. Big guys like him tend to have weak knees and a quick google search confirms he's had multiple surgeries. Wrestlers are very considerate of each others previous injuries so I think the idea of an opponent aiming exclusively at his knees is probably alien and scary for The Rock.

>>81390207

He's concerned about the massive shit he will soon be taking.

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>>81390207

>be 2 feet tall
> trying to enjoy nice meal
> random "big" people taking pics of you

that shit would make anyone uncomfortable


I'd fight Zach, dude is built but got rocked by a homeless guy

so I'm sure if I catch him with some head shots I'll put him to sleep

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easy, I could snap his neck like a fucking twig

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pretty much any actor, regardless of their age, not counting cross athletes like wilt chamberlain or something.
actors are the biggest pussies known to man. Most of them come from affluent families, took theater at private schools like julliard, and have never been in a real fight in their entire life. There are some exceptions that could give me a run for my money like Statham, Trejo or Wahlberg, but two of them are uber-manlets (trejo is 5'6") and I could probably ragdoll all of them at my current weight.

Bruce Lee and Dwayne Johnson would be the only ones I would concede to because they actually have backgrounds in combat

>>81388787
Classic Paul "Classic" Dano

>>81389351
>people on 4chan are pussies

RMYT

>>81390443
dude needs to chill on the roids.

>>81390362
underrated

>>81390167
Whats that tat on his hand? The lolipop guild gang?

Idris Elba

I'm a manlet, so it would have to a manlet actor, like RDJ or Tom Cruise. I think I could definitely take Elijah Wood, but I'm not certain he'd put up a great fight. Daniel Radcliffe seems like he can scrap, but I feel like I could still take him, so I'll go with him.

unironically vin diesel

>>81388878
No fucking way, dude. He'd bite your face and gouge out your eyes, fucker is insane.

>>81390872
Is there a story is that just you, Paul?

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>>81390605
What about the Big Guy?

>>81390605
>falling for the bruce lee meme

he was in MOVIES anon.

>>81389353

This guy was dating this girl I went to middle school with. I used to jack off constantly while thinking about butt sex with her (didn't understand how vaginas worked at the time, I was 12)

I haven't been on Facebook in a while so idk if they are still together

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pretty sure emma roberts could take me in a fight

>>81391101

she smokes???????


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>>81390394

I used to hang out with this friend and smoke weed in his garage. He had a weird uncle who always wanted to talk about super serious shit.

One time we were all blazing (he smoked too), and he said "what would you do if a gang of niggers came into this garage right now and wanted to fight?"

Friend was a wrestler and said he'd probably try to take down one. Weird uncle said that's the worst thing you could do, because once you're on the ground, those other niggers would gather around and stomp the fuck out of you. The best thing to do, he said, is to get really dirty as fast as possible. Guy tries to fight you, grab his hand and break his fingers. Anybody comes near you kick them in the knee as hard as possible, try to break their knees.

The girls that were there were super disturbed (even more so than they were at the "gang of niggers" talk), but I'll always remember this guy's advice. Idk if it's even correct but I'm not a fighter so it actually makes sense to me that if I was in a fight I would have to get dirty

>>81389351
They are i think the toughest i could take on haha

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I think it would be a good fight, he has more weight training experience and is a fucking nutjob but I'm a good half foot taller than him and could wrestle him down and knock out his belligerent drunk ass

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Tip my fedora all you want but with just basic knowledge of human anatomy I think I could take any actor other than maybe the ones who actually practice martial arts. One good hit to the solar plexus, temple, armpit, neck or groin is all it takes no matter the opponent.

>>81388852
Prime or not he's still 6'5

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>>81388694
i would beat the fuck out of this lil faggot

>>81391409
just kidding i was trying to be funny but i take that back that would be really mean cause he seems like a good dude

>>81391310
He's a scrawny wimp in real life, he tried to shove me and couldn't.

He might be crazy though, seems like the kinda guy to gouge an eye.

>>81389491
Jamie Curtis

>>81389463
hi /heem/

>no question
tom hardy
wolverine
based mel
manlet mark
ryan gosling etc etc
>50/50
james bond
50 cent
elba
batflek
old action gods like stalone
>it's possible but unlikely
mamoa
statham
>1/10
the rock
batista
etc etc

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>>81388694
I'm trying to think of actors who are actually tough but i ended up just searching A Listers.

Yes means i think i can beat them

No either means they outmuscle me (Rock) or outcrazy me (McConaughey/Bale)

50/50 means idk if i can beat them, usually depends on if they know how to fight or not.

think I could beat Michael Fassbender

>>81391999
You think you could take Channing Tatum in a fight?

>>81388694
Watching Fellowship of the Ring. All of the Fellowship, excluding Viggo and Bean.

>>81391111
Fag.

>>81390605
>concede to bruce lee

dude he was a dweeb, and a manlet. I have 0 martial arts training, but I think even I stand a chance, simply because I'm a 6'4 100 kg BIG GUY FOR YOU

>>81391196
stop smoking weed

>>81388852
You wish, fuucboi

https://youtu.be/1Y1G9USVx5s

>>81391435
>be mean anonymously to a celebrity on the internet
>feel bad and apologise to no one in particular

i'm fucking losing it kek

literally everybody im ripped af. also know karate

>>81391196
He's right. Those niggers have no intention of fighting fair, you gotta go balls to the wall vicious or you're getting sucker punched in the back of the head, and then you're probably down and dead. Make them fear you.

Or try to kiss one of them, they'll get weirded out and leave. I know that sounds gay as fuck but I've seen it work more than once. Depends why they're fighting you. If they're personally angry that wont work, and probably make things worse. But if it's them nigging out they'll probably fuck off and have a story to tell their homies.

>>81390167

jonah hill really has lost a lot of weight

>>81390443

i'm obviously not gay but how can that be even considered attractive?

it's not like brad pitt cut in fight club, it's like creepy bodybuilder body.

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>>81392945
>also know karate

>>81392903

enjoy your premature aged woman

>>81388787

Dawww, it's polly pocket Kristen Schaal!!

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>>81390443
>6'3 Mexican BULL
I would so REKT this faggot and anyone else.

pic-related me

>>81391049
>I used to jack off constantly while thinking about butt sex with her (didn't understand how vaginas worked at the time, I was 12)

But you know how butts work and still thought about fucking her in one?

>>81393771

>implying those gym muscles intimate anyone whom actually knows how to fight

lol ok big fella

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>>81393802
>30-5 boxing amateur fights
>implying

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>>81393102
Yeah, I am not a lesbian and I don't understand why anyone would find this attractive.

NOT HEALTHY

>>81390605

Tom Hardy, Christian Bale and Aiden Gillian would definitely kick your ass into next plane man.

>>81393848

if you had posted a picture of a girl who looked like she just spent a day in a tanning bed with an 8 pack then it would be relevant to the picture of zac efron

>>81391049
>>81393797

He is lying, I was disgusted by vaginas when I was young.

I thought sex was just hugging naked when I was young because of the misty's tears pokemon card.

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>>81393992
>Aiden Gillian

you think this is tough?


nigga preese

>>81394009

amazing male physique vs amazing female is what I was going on.

If I posted a roidgirl it wouldn't make sense because men don't find that attractive.

Like how women don't think men on estrogen are attractive.

>>81394032
dude is literally a whirl of fucking blades man, a whirl of fucking blades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDt9FrVOPZk

You wouldn't last 5 seconds against his power.

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I could definitely take him

>>81394115
it's michael cera btw

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>>81388694

>>81394082
I love this movie

>>81388694
U talkin U2 to me?

>>81391999
Daniel Day Lewis would throw either a homemade hatchet or a knife in your face from 50 feet away fuckface.

>>81394908
Throw a knife back faggot.

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>>81390167
He has a sex tape and it's on xvideos.

Thank me later.

>>81390167
Imagine eating a sandwich that is literally as long as you are tall.

>>81392931
I've hated Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for decades. Literal decades, since I saw that faggot Royce Gracie rip the first-two UFC competitors to shreds. It was an irrational hate, but a hate nonetheless.

Seeing this guy speak so passionately about the sport he loves, though (Rener Gracie?), really caught me off-guard. Here's a guy who seemingly does it not because of being a macho fuckwad, or some faggot, but because he genuinely loves learning AND teaching, and loves life itself. He probably also really fucking loves coffee.

I need some time to think about this.

>>81394082
This. Make no mistake, anon, Aiden Gillen would FUCK YOU UP.

>>81395285
cant find it

>>81388694
Which one of you pussies would fight me, wesley snipes, the nigger from Blade?

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>>81389098
So about 6'1"

>>81388694
Joe Rogan.
He's a midget though.
Not very powerful. Sad.

>>81391101
is she smoking a cigerate in her mouth and in her ear???

>>81391999
>Tom Cruise
>Yes
kek you are such a fucking autist.

For a non weakling, I'm gonna say Chris Evans. Only cause he seems very nice.

>>81388787

Paul Dano would beat your ass, faggot

>>81391999
I think Tom Cruise is a lot tougher than you think.

Wahlberg is a midget, but I think he got into a lot of fights when he was younger

>>81396157
the trick is to start talking about sluts

>>81391999

Tom Cruise would drain you of your thetans before you knew what was happening, and that is NOT a sexual euphemism feel free to think it is though

>>81396353
He's desensitized it wouldn't even phase him in the sightest.

>>81388694
Christian Bale or Mathew Mcconaughey, they look like they could put on a good fight.

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>>81388694

>>81396331

*he got into "fights" with elderly people

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>>81388694
Now there is no way that I'd actually win.
But I just want to punch him in the face so fucking bad.

>>81390167
nah, senpai.

I mean, yeah, in a clean fight, you win, but he's apparently brutally dirty when it comes to fighting. He's been in a number of barroom fights, and witnesses always say the same thing: he's like 2 feet tall, how did he do that much damage?

He actually gotten into some trouble with the law repeatedly over shit like that.

>>81396730
You couldn't take Schneider? I mean damn.

>>81391834
Elba just trained as a kick boxer for a year, he's probably one of the tougher celebs

I'd like to fight prime Tom cruise

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How about ones that would mop the floor with your corpse?

>>81397006
>I'd like to fight prime Tom cruise

Son, there is no Tom Cruise stronger than the present day one, you ight have a chance against IWAV Cruise but today's Tom Cruise can outrun a racehorse, hold his breath for 6 minutes and has trained in several martial arts, he is pretty much fucking Batman at this moment.

>>81397131

>point out her chest hair
>she starts to cry
>DDT
>woo.jpg

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Henry because I want him to beat me the fuck up and then stick it up my ass

>>81397428

This guy can't go anywhere without his safety dog, he'd curl up like a centipede at the threat of violence, then I'd slit poochie's throat right in front of him

>>81393802
>implying a very conspicuous indication of weigh doesn't intimidate someone who is very clearly 100 pounds less

>>81397461
Boy, are you going to be disappointed if this guy ever fought you.

Go check his instagram.

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>>81397131

>tfw the only person who has been a true chloe fan from day 1

>>81388787
Literally me

>>81395663
5'11 actually

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>>81397461>>81397428

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>>81397461
>>81397428

>>81397503

End your suffering why don't you.

>>81397499

>nursing a hurt knee

I'll murder dis bum

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>>81397676
lmao

>>81395467
If all you see is BJJ in the UFC you might get that impression. But the majority of people who do it are really cool and pretty smart. The majority don't do it to be macho. I've been training for ten years.

>>81396972
I'm weak as a noodle, bro. But mostly I'm just as non-aggressive as they come, with awful reflexes.

>>81398260
I want to bully you.

>>81392937
It means hes not a piece of shit and actually has empathy

>>81389353
Seconded

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>>81397642
heh nothing personell

>>81399019
Post stats now

>>81394302
Are you sure? He's a big guy

>>81398734
Go ahead. I'll just look away from the screen lol

>>81393037
Yeah OP, the kissing thing works for me too. Sometimes it helps to dress up like a girl and do all kinds of gay shit. I don't like doing it but it works.

>>81388694
Jonah Hill

>>81393102
>creepy bodybuilder body
Oh my sweet summer DYEL child..

>>81399045
6'0 180

>>81399201
;^)