Hey guys, do orcs have dicks? If they do.. Why? They come out

This is a very good question i bump this in the name of jesus christ and the church of rome

I thought they raped elves or humans?

orcs don't come out of pods, those are uruks. Orcs are just another race, so yes they have women and kids and procreate like any other race.

ACTUALLY you're thinking of the Uruk-Hai

where do the get food from?

>>81386725
menus

>>81386725
they grow food on farms and raise animals. orcs are just fucked up looking humanoids essentially. there are different orc races as well, same as the elves and dwarves.

>>81386801
so mordor isn't just a barren hellscape?

>>81386725
Kidnapping and cannibalization.

>>81386522
urination

>>81386775
kekek

>>81386669
>ywn smash qt orc pussy

why even live

>>81386844
The hellscape you see is a plateau. of course it isn't the best farmland.

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>>81386725
more importantly, where the fuck did this nigger get food from?

>>81386844
nope, that was (((elvish))) and gondorian propaganda to get the last men to take up arms and fight in the war of the ring.

whatt would happen if you put the one ring on an orc dick

>>81387160
depends, is it orc-chad or orc-beta

>>81387192
>>81387192
i don't think that matters with orcs desu

Where do goblins fit into all this?

>>81387160
I'm pretty sure that orcs in LotR are driven by a complete hatred of all things, especially beautiful and wondrous things.

So the Ring would merely enhance this desire to destroy all beauty.

>>81387283
goblins and orcs are the same.

>>81386646
i guess they could use their fingers for that.

they don't have noses, after all.

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>>81386872
the smell though