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>I'M A SICK NIGGA https://youtube.com/watch?v=gcVDzb8 YNQg

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>I'M A SICK NIGGA

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gcVDzb8YNQg
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Nothing will top this on my 600lb life
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>>81382329
>Fall River
Isn't that the shithole town that Sam Hyde ives in?
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>>81382495
Bullshit. When he fell off the golf cart I was in stitches
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KEK

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Fs43UgU3Eg


>>81382531
Yes
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Was his golf cart fall fake?
He looks like he just lets go intentionally.
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>>81382569
>having arm muscles that get almost 0 daily exercise
>using those muscles to try to counter gravity pulling on 750 pounds of weight
He overplayed it for the drugs but the fall wasn't fake, he didn't have secure seating due to his weight and he would have had to have arms bigger than Arnold to keep him from spilling
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>>81382329
>and i put lotion in it too
i bet you do buddy
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what did he mean by this
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>>81382329
>movin' in with muh girl
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>>81382329
He sounds like a 600lb fat gay guy
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>>81382885
he loves minions check his fb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a87SkHd77Rs

>IM SITTING ON SHIT AND PISS
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>>81383352
>Hi i'm kim!
>I don't care... I could care less who the fuck you are

this man is a BEAST
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>>81383352
Savage
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>>81382329

That fucking Masshole accent.

New England must be destroyed.
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>>81383495
my fav part of the entire vid desu
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>>81382554
Based!
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>>81383352
wow what a horrible cunt
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>>81383545
that accent is seriously sewer-teir
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>>81382329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM

Daily Reminder that this is what your taxes pay for.
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>>81383840
Daily reminder that for every one Steven Assanti there are 50 real Americans who worked hard their whole life and got sick in their older age and need and benefit even more from "your tax money"
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>>81383888
Funny how people who supposedly "worked hard their whole life" have absolutely nothing to show for it and need to rely on government handouts in their old age.
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>>81383352
*diabetic screeching*
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are the youtube vids of him playing with his feces real or is that just hospital food or something?
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>>81384520
please link
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>>81384411
which is exactly what globalists want
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>>81384550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfqSjPSXfM0
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>>81382329
i genuinely and unironically start liking steven assanti. i wish i could chat with him and stuff he's a fucking star
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>>81384728
>that calm intro where he calmly states his name and intentions
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>>81384811
kys
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>>81384812
it can't REALLY be his feces right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSvAlGtL_wI&t=0s
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>>81384858
At the end you can hear his cleaning nurse coming in so it probably is
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>>81384829
why are you mad tho ? did assanti cuck you with his superior genetics ?
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>>81384811
Fuck off Steven.
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>>81384905
YOU fuck off you sack of stinking shit ! and thank you for your tax contributions
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>>81384811
He's on facebook and occasionally livestreams
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isn't the other brother not as much of a cunt?
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>>81384970
oh yeh ? thats neat thanks for the info
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>>81384993
he is, but he's boring
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>>81382554

This has been stuck in my head for about a week and I haven't been able to find it. Thank you so much, anon.
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>>81383352

>that fake ass jew accent

>"I'LL CWALL MY LAWYAAAAA!!!!"


Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>81383352
WAGIEEEEEEEEEEEES

WASH MY ASSS
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>>81385124
He's from Rhode Island, friendo
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>>81383352
How did a leech get this entitled?
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>>81385255
>I'M ON DA BEDPAN FO A HAFA FUCKIN OWA
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>>81382329
So he tones it down for TV? Holy fuck this guy really is something else.
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IM FUCKED IN THE HEAD I NEED TO EAT PIZZA IM SICK IM SIIICK


PAY
MY
HEALTH CARE
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>>81382329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xDGXotGIE
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>>81384858
ok i lost every semblance of respect for this human after seeing that, who the fuck plays with their own shit. i'm mad he isn't dead
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>>81383777
trips of truth
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>>81385295
portable gas chambers when
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>>81382329
>called the cops because someone left a note on his door.
>"telling me to "wash my ass" is a threat to my humanity."

I hope he loses some weight, gets out for exercise, runs his mouth to some kids, and gets his ass kicked by a 12 year old.
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>>81384858
this is vile
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>>81385124
thats east coast talk you retard
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>>81384858
>>81383352

I think people putting all these medical resources into helping him is morally wrong. It's like his morbid obesity is a divine curse for everything he's done, and trying to undo that is like trying to undo one of God's orders or something. I'm an agnostic and I usually never talk about religious stuff but this nigger is so disgusting inside and out that I can't really comprehend it any other way

any estimates on how much his medical treatment has cost total so far? it has to be in the millions
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>>81385295
>The welfare system bows to them
>the republic pays their debts
>the humanitarian government wipes thier ass
>they eat the ice cream
>the normies clean their piss jugs


so on so on not creative enough but you get the idea

Question is anon when will you take MorbidPill
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>>tfw tlc wont release the webstream 4free because of all the free media the internet created for stephebd drugfood addiction and fatjusts hobbyshop
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>>81385494
someone do the math on this.
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>>81385551

just the inpatient hospital stays alone cost about $2,000 a night

each ER visit is about $3,000

having a daily home health worker is like $2000 a week

you have Dr Now who can charge $300 for every time he sets eyes on him

not including medications, physical therapy, specialists, lab tests, imaging, etc
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I wonder how much it cost to send him to Texas in that truck
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>>81385547
hey man he just wants to build Gundams and trucks between meals
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>>81385774

A small price to pay for TLC to document this fat fuck.
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>>81385551
>visited the hospital 15 times in one month
>took an ambulance every time
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>>81384993
He's worse. Steven knows he's a scumbag. Justin thinks he's a good person.
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>>81386097
This. Rather pay taxes for Stephen to entertainment me than welfare niggers and single moms that do literally nothing for me.
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>>81382329

>ywn have a father as patient and supportive as Stevens dad

I fucking hate this fat sack of shit for grinding this man down into a nubbin, if he were my dad we'd be fishing right now. Fuck this cruel world.
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>>81383352
So is he just acting like this to try getting the staff to do or say something bad so he can get them in trouble?
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Support Justin's lets play channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/PCLetsPlayGames
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>>81386534
no
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>>81386486

medfag here, I deal with shitheads like this all the time

it's a power trip for him. Nurses aren't allowed to fight back and he knows that. He acts differently around doctors because they have the authority to say "nope, you're being abusive to staff and I have the right to refuse to treat you, security is on the way, goodbye"
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>>81386534
Is this image supposed to represent Justin?

Idealized much?

LOL!
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>>81386534
I'm surprised the dog is as thin as it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68vVeIX76rg
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>>81386917
He's a good pupper.
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>>81386917
>I'm surprised the dog is as thin as it is

>implying he'd let the dog eat the scraps
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>>81386856
Delusional as fuck
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>>81386856
It's like the opposite of those anorexia pics.
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non-shit encode when
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so is there going to be a part 3?
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>>81386141
this cant go one
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>>81382329
this is embarrassing to the USA
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i was watching this with my son the other day and he asked me if i was going to be on the show. i'm a little chubby (pic related), but I'm not that bad where you cant even tell im a human anymore
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>>81386474
His dad is a pathetic cuck that needs to seriously be barred from interacting with his own kids
Fuck that faggot, it was his fault
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>>81382885
why are these fatsos always hairless? is there a link between obesity and low t?
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>>81386474
I'm furious that the father didn't force Justin to go in that fucking hospital.

You're 600 Pounds Nigga and TLC is going to at least cover part of the bill. Your dumb hobby shop can wait.

Like for real they acted like Stephen has the "REAL" problem when they're both on death's fucking door the size they're in.
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>>81386474
He is objectively a terrible father. His enabling of his sons' poor eating habits and buying his 800lbs son a pizza when hes trying to lose 600 lbs is disgusting.
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CATS NEED LOVE TOO
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>>81388404
Hey man don't make fun of chad he was based.

>hit the gym
>lost over 300 pounds in a year
>managed to get a job
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the worst part about the episode was wall to wall carpet
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>>81383352

why don't they just throw this guy out of a plane? Just to see what happens.
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>>81388603
Is Rhode Island really that cheap to live in.

The father said he was a professional window cleaner so he's not fucking rich. But he could afford to support Justin's hobby and launch his business AND pay for Stephen's food bills.

I know welfare helps especially Stephen's Medicaid ass but still.
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Poorfag at work here. Is part 2 up? Part 1 was pure kino.
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>>81388458
t. Hairy turkroach
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>>81388643
you smell something fishy goin' awn
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>>81388674

if you're willing to watch it in a tiny window here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBzqbvIouls
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>>81388643
I live in Rhode Island and it really depends where you live.

You can find anything from an apartment in pawtucket/providence/cranston (where they lived) for $600/mo up to a house like pic related for $15-$20 million

All within 30 minutes of each other
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>>81388712
Not on the TLC site yet? Fuck
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>>81388712
I just started part one

WHAT.THE.FUCK
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>>81388643
>professional window cleaner so he's not fucking rich
Window cleaners get paid pretty good if they work on high rise buildings or own a business.
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>these are the kind of people demanding that America get """"free"""" healthcare
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>>81388871
Yeah I think if we do end up with Socialized Healthcare (looks more and more likely unless the Republicans can cook something up) we need to straight up just say no healthcare for super obese.

I don't know what the cut off would be, maybe 50 BMI.
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>>81388404
>hello are you a chocolate
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>>81384858
I really expected him to start eating it.
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>>81388871
Without people like steven doctors can't ask for ridiculously overpriced equipment to brag about to their doctor friends.
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>>81388850
yeah his dad looks like a real business tycoon
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>>81383352
DOHN'T FUHK WIT ME BROAD!
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>>81388871
Steve likes Trump
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>>81383352
What a sad person
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>>81389052
That was KINO.

They are going to get a full reality show right? I want more Stephen.
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>>81383888
Daily reminder that if you put " "your tax money" " in quote marks you're an entitled leech
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>>81389146
He's got a point though. How many people with treatable illnesses are just languishing in a fucked up system while that fucker Stephen keeps getting away with his bullshit.

Just put a pillow over his head and be done with it. HE WILL NEVER GET HEALTHY.
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>>81383352
holy hell, that's fucking awful
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>>81386097
This. Think about all the jobs created from people wanting to watch Steven's disgusting behaviour. He contributes as much to society as a professional sportsperson
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just finished part 2, and fuck, i almost cried at the end with the brother conversation

part 3 is coming right?
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>>81383352
The pateint is fat
The dad is fat
The doctor is fat
The nurses are fat
The assistants are fat
Literally everyone on screen is way too fat
What the fuck is going on?
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>>81389358
holy fuck this, never been so stoked for another episode of fatkino

Will steven hold it together? Or is the relapse inevitable? Will justin ever confront his fears?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF MY 600LB LIFE
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>>81389382
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wait, Steven was on Dr Phil before this? What the fuck?
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>>81389615

>DONT JACK WITH ME, STEVEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASGkG7mdIs4
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>>81389615

This fat man child has more fame than anyone here. America is an awful country isn't it?
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>>81384411
reddit blog post incoming

I agree with you.

I got too sick to work long before I was able to save enough to have anything to show for it. I had a good job but eventually got extremely sick. I've had my entire colon removed, I'm 120lbs because I don't absorb the nutrients from my food (I used to be a solid 215lbs). I am legitimately a "sick nigga" as he put it.

I became too sick to work five years ago. For the first two years I received government disability. During this time I couldn't figure out how to support myself. There was a lot going on with surgeries and whatnot.

Anyway, to end the rambling, I started writing seriously, got published, and now live comfortably. I mean yeah, you can be a upstanding taxpayer who gets too sick to work. I think it's fine to get benefits in that situation.

However, you shouldn't just give up there and if you do, they should take your benefits. It's fine to use it to keep your head above water until you find a way to make money. Getting disability and just calling it a life, no matter your age is a bitch cop out for being a lazy scumbag leech.
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>>81382329
Trump should have bombed this sick cunt instead
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can we talk for a second about how disgusting the father's house is?
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>>81389806
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>>81389806

i dont even want to think about the bathrooms
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>>81389806
Nig u ever seen a battlestation thread?
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>>81389820
too late

>>81389806
>>81389819
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>>81389841

delete this

now
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>>81389615
He tries to get on all the shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8L_f1OVyTE
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when was the last time he dusted the room
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>>81383352
The nurses should have just killed him. Fucking piece of fat shit
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>This week on the Obese Hunchback Iranian Doctor chronicles...
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>>81389806
None of these families cook at all. The fatty refused to eat the ravioli. You know his ass went for pizza after. I bet he told dad "at least im not as fat as steven *lol*".

justin is delusional as fuck and looks fatter than steven in the end.
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>>81389957

what's his endgame? you know it won't end after 600lb life.

>he stays fat
>????
>no more fatty shows he can go on
>no more attention

>he gets skinny
>begs TLC for his own reality show where he tries to fuck dudes
>TLC gives it to him because its TLC

now that I think of it, he probably already has a deal with the producers and that may be his true underlying motivation right now
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>>81389841
that listerine I bet he was drinking that to get drunk. no one finishes the whole thing. when it has just residue left at the bottom you throw it out.
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>>81390062
>mfw he and justin will be on a japanese obstacle course to win a years supply of soy diet cakes.
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>>81390062
they will do a whole summer worth of Unreleased Footage about him
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holy shit Princess is obese as fuck shie is just a minor planet in comparison someone blow us up fuuuuck
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>>81390129
if you don't like princess you can leave
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>>81390157
she's super nice but fat tho
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>>81390129
>talking shit about princess
Go to bed steven.
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I'm not sure Stephen King could write a more fucked up story that what is literally happening right now
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>>81388458
actually yeah I think so. I remember reading something about low t, estrogen, erectile dysfunction, and obesity
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This guy's heart should probably be studied, it is top tier
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>>81382531

Isn't Sam from Nantucket? Or the government put him there to prevent further massacres.
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>How would you rate the pain from 1-10?
>About a 9....
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>>81389806
>>81389819
>>81389841
I noticed how dirty their house was immediately. I forgot I was watching 600 pound life and not hoarders
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Nigga Dr. Now possesses a speed and ferociousness belied by his portly figure and calming presence
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hmmmm
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I just watched all these videos to see what the fuss was about, is my youtube account going to be plagued with fat people vids now? Genuinely worried, it's concerning to me.
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>>81382531
The dude sounds just like Nick when he talks.
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>>81390614

he is iranian
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Daily reminder, this fat fuck let a 60 year old Portuguese guy from New Bedford, MA suck his cock.
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>>81390731
w-wha
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>>81390711
>Mid-right
>Steven, I'm Dr Now
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>>81390711
kino shots: devil's playground, Dr. Now waiting
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>>81390753
Yup. He also stole dirt bikes. Was known by everyone in the area as a wicked cunt.
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>>81389299
Dr Pavel! I am Dr Now.
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>>81388613
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>>81388613
they gotta shoot him first before throwing him off the plane.
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>>81390642
Oh fucking hell
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>so, what's going on today?
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>>81390908
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>>81390927
oh nothng much just being hugely fat here on this couch
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>>81388476
>Like for real they acted like Stephen has the "REAL" problem when they're both on death's fucking door the size they're in.

B-but he goes out!!!1111!!!1!
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>>81386856
Omg, his delusion is out of this world.
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When this fat fuck fell off the golf cart I died laughing.
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>>81391609
>MUH LEGS
>I need pills now
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>>81389806
hahahahahahahahah that's fucking nothing, i had YUGE piles of garbage in my bedroom at one point
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>>81389708
What book have you written? I'd read it anon
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>>81391609
can i get a webm of that?
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>>81389994
What a pathetic,sad life.
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>>81391644
Everytime I see muh leg I think of Spongebob
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>>81390714
His hobby store looked shitty as fuck. I bet it will fail.
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>>81390927
>I'm a happy man
Sure you are, Steven.
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>>81389052
Larger rez.
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>>81392718
what did he mean by this
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>>81390711
Why was he watching them through the phone? Was he crying and trying to hide it or something?
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>>81393365
I think he has really bad social anxiety
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>>81392718

Can you upload your encode? The one from /fit/ isn't very good
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>>81392718
that is so fucking kino
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>>81383352
>LITERALLY has the JUST hair
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>Find a freak that is obviously mentally ill on top of being fat
>Turn his life into a circus
>America
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>>81393872
It's sad. Steven is a walking barrel of laughs but I think he's legitimately got some severely narcissistic psychosis, and that he shouldn't be paraded around like this, but he willingly submits himself to it.

Still, by the end of the latest episode, he actually seems to be doing a lot better. He'll probably fuck it up, but to his credit he's pushing through.

>>81388476
At least Justin is "normal" aside from social awkwardness, maybe mild aspergers, and fat. He's not on the same psycho-fuckedup level of Steven.

Justin = too scared to lose weight. Steven = doesn't want to.
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>>81393970
The problem is with justin is that he doesn't realize the extent of his problems, and that what he does realize, he rationalizes by saying "well at least I'm not as bad as him"

If Steven's "turnaround" is real, and he's gonna stick to it, Justin won't like it when he's eventually lighter than him.
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>>81394042
I can already see Justin saying something like "oh well he had help from the hospital and the show, I tried to do it on my own"

I've met people like this before. There isn't an argument to be had, or a logical conclusion to be arrived at. They will rationalise anything to shift blame onto others no matter how much fault they are at.
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>>81393872
you're welcome
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>>81385528

>taxpayers bow to Assanti
>in contact with delivery
>possesses gourmand-like abilities
>controls Steven with an iron but fat fist
>orders Pizza Hut & Chinese food globally
>direct descendant of the ancient welfare food line
>was kicked out of his first hospitals by eating Mars candy (Twix got him kicked out of the first hospital)
>owns 99% of BLT eating research facilities on Earth
>first designer medical beds will in all likelihood be Assanti beds
>said to have 215+ BMI, such mass on Earth has only existed deep in the planet core & Area 51
>ancient Indian menus tell of one large angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of abuse and unprecedented legal action with him
>owns Pizza Huts Pizza Buffets around the world
>you likely are paying for Assanti's food right now
>Assanti is in regular communication with the Archangels Papa John and McDonald, forwarding his delivery order to the his hospital room. Who do you think set up the meeting between the delivery man and the Hospital staff (First meeting between the two organisations in over a few minutes) and arranged the pizza guy's first trip to his bed in minutes, and literally a few moments later to pick up some more pizzas for dinner?
>learned fluent pathological dishonesty in under a week
>nation states entrust their fat reserves with Assanti. There’s no fat in the starving, only Assanti
>Assanti is about 3 decades old, from the mass-gravity reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>in reality, he is a short-lived being existing in all points of his house and his room, from the big bed to the end of the pizza boxes. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he doesn't sue.
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>>81395869
Controls Justin* with an iron but fair fist
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Steven is such a worthless douche
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>>81382329
Where can I watch full episodes of this show?

I'm getting kinda hooked on this shit.
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>>81386856
It's always funny to see a fat persons self portrait.
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>>81393825
It was weird how it kept going from normal to balding and back to normal. I think the doctor said something about him pulling his hair out.
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>>81388458
It's actually high testosterone that causes baldness
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>>81397545
That's on the head. High testosterone also gives you lots of body hair and a thick beard.
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Is this some 1990s actor?
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>>81383352
fuck man, I want him dead
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>>81388458
>is there a link between obesity and low t?
There is.
>In males with increasing obesity there is increased aromatase activity, which irreversibly converts testosterone to estradiol resulting in decreased testosterone and elevated estrogen levels.

I'm not a scientist but I'd guess if a child went through puberty while obese it could permanently affect their voice or ability to grow hair
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>>81389806
I've seen worse.
Much fucking worse.
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>>81389708
Good for you anon.
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>>81390760
Uhhh, you don't get to order pizza
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>>81389806
>disgusting

not really, it's just a lot of shit they need to put away somewhere. it's not like it's some hoarder's dirty as fuck den.
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>>81383352
I hope this motherfucker dies. Soon.
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>>81389806
Fuck off faggot that's how new englanders live
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>>81382885
He's a toddler just like """"adults"""" that watch anime
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>>81399998
What in le fuck did you just say about anime?
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>>81399975
Yeah I can vouche for that too. A lot of people in the region are known for being cheap or hoarding old things instead of throwing them away. House cleaning is also a pretty common minimum wage/poorfag job
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>>81383352
So is there video of when he first called and asked to have his bedpan removed or is that conveniently absent?
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>>81400030
>le

You have to go back.
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>>81400401
to /a/ hopefully
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>>81400401
>>81400424
You got a le fucking problem with anime?!
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>>81385774
>let him die
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>>81389060
plot twist: he sells prescription drugs on silk road
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How long until we get a follow up on Steven and Justin?
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>>81386436
You don't pay taxes
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>>81382329
was he /jona hill's guy/?
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>>81389299
FIRST ONE TO DROP 200LBS GETS TO STAY IN MY WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM
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He's a fucking faggot.
Flaming fucking faggot. He's more feminine than most girls I know.
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>I don'r give a fuck who you are.

>I bet you give a fuck now. We'll be back when you can ask for one of us by name, lardass.
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Howmany more episodes of him are we going to get?
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>>81399695
>which irreversibly converts testosterone to estradiol resulting in decreased testosterone and elevated estrogen levels.

this smells like bullshit but ok.
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>>81402898

You forgot the Jonah Hill image.
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I felt second-hate fat anxiety for a day after watching this. I'm skinny-fat and felt horrible. Dunno if I should watch episode two.
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>>81382329
TLC is shit where the fuck is the latest episode they still only have part 1 on the site REEEEEE
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>>81405532
same here I'm 30lbs overweight, which is horrible, and i feel like i'm as fat as Steven each time I see him waddling around.
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