Hello? Hello, Dimitri? Listen, I can't hear too well, do

>>81368841
This was my favorite part of the movie

This is realistically how the Trump/Putin call went last night.

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I am... I am positive, Dimitri. Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick.
(listens)
Well I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes.
(listens)
Yes! I mean, if we're unable to recall the planes, then I'd say that, uh, well, we're just going to have to help you destroy them, Dimitri.
(listens)
I know they're our boys.
(listens)
Alright, well, listen... who should we call?
(listens)
Who should we call, Dimitri?
(listens)
The people...? Sorry, you faded away there.
(listens)
The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. Where is that, Dimitri?
(listens)
In Omsk. Right. Yes.
(listens)
Oh, you'll call them first, will you?
(listens)
Uh huh. Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri?
(listens)
What? I see, just ask for Omsk Information. I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry.
(listens)
Alright! You're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well. I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you are more sorry than I am, because I am capable of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, alright?

>>81368888

Wasted post, fuck off

>>81368904
>wasted post

Yours however is as insightful as it is terse. A real contribution.

"You can't return fire here! This is the war room!"

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Cobalt thorium G has a radioactive half-life of ninety three years. If you take, say, fifty H-bombs in the hundred megaton range and jacket them with cobalt thorium G, when they are exploded they will produce a doomsday shroud. A lethal cloud of radioactivity which will encircle the earth for ninety three years!"

"I'm afraid I don't understand something. Is the Premier threatening to explode this if our planes carry out their attack?"

"No sir. It is not a thing a sane man would do. The doomsday machine is designed to to trigger itself automatically."

"But this is absolute madness, ambassador. Why should you build such a thing?"

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"There are those of us who fought against it, but in the end we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. And at the same time our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines. Our doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we'd been spending on defense in a single year. But the deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a doomsday gap."
"This is preposterous. I've never approved of anything like that."
"Our source was the New York Times."

>>81368888
/pol/ and kek still in cahoots, I see.

>>81368841
Man, I have to watch this movie again before WW3 hits.

>>81368841
if this was released today you'd probably all spam threads calling it a "cuck" for being political.

>>81369099
Evidently so

>>81368895
>I am capable of being just as sorry as you are

This line always slays me

>>81369159
Tbh we should set up a stream tonight on rabbit or cy tube. Comfy movie, probably my favorite of all time.

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>>81369270
Actually not a bad idea anon.

Kino. Pure kino.

>>81368895
>run down
>flight plans
Jesus fucking Christ

Kubrick's best film by far, so classy and hilarious.

>>81370442
>Kubrick's best
>not Barry Lyndon

>>81370546
Barry Lyndon is artistically his best achievement, but as a whole Dr Strangelove is the best. The script and casting are basically perfect, and as a satire it was way ahead of its time.

when soviet ambassador ordered boiled eggs i was completely sold
kubrick totally nailed it

>>81370602
I agree that it was ahead of its time, but Barry Lyndon is just too good. Even though the second half pales a bit in comparison to the first, it's still an outstanding movie.
Also I love how it's redpilled about women and relationships in general (at one moment, narrator mentions how love isn't real etc), compare that to "Eyes Wide Shut" (the polar opposite of Barry Lyndon) which I saw often mentioned among some people in real life, that being also the only Kubrick movie they've seen.

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>>81370645
He wanted poached eggs, not boiled

Kubrick's best film

>>81370685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSJiSpCSncY

>>81370882
>Memegade cut
Out

>>81371027
Not an argument

>>81371125
>Not an argument
Not an argument.
Out.

>>81368928

Thanks cunt

I always get a kick out of the anecdote that George C. Scott wanted to play all his scenes in a serious way and Kubrick did not so he told him to act every scene both ways and ended up only using his wacky scenes.

>>81369749
>when you realize the whole film is about erectile dysfunction