>Character breaks a bone >There's a loud "SNAP"

>>81364491
>character dejoints his joint
>rejoints joint by banging it on the wall
>ARGHHHB
>rejointed joint works fine

I wish it was your neck.

>>81364491
One time I broke a bone and the people around me said they heard it break.

>>81364514

NAME THREE

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>normie characters in love at the lake get tied up and stabbed repeatedly and graphical detail with punchy squirty stab noises

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>>81364516
rude

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>character delivers ineffective punch
>hurts their hand

>>81364544
Check you're own grammar, retard.

>>81364560
Your the retard.

>>81364549
I broke my hand doing a bad punch once.

>>81364544
>DELETED
Not so fast, fuckboi.

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>>81364491
>Character has a double barrel break action shotgun
>Loud pumping sound

>>81364539
I was repeatedly stabbed once and people around me said it made punchy squirty stab noises

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>character is stabbed in the throat
>makes gurgling sounds

>>81364491
You can find thousands of bone breaking videos online and you can hear the point of breaking in every single one of them

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>character gets hugged
>doesn't even react like his body is on fire

>>81364625
I can find thousands of UFO videos online as well

>>81364644
yeah, there is a bone breaking conspiracy going on where everyone adds foley sounds of snaps and cracks onto every bone breaking video online

>>81364625
Pretty sure OP wasn't implying it was unbelievable

>>81364666
or maybe it's a mix of bad audio and retard teens who record that sort of garbage for views

but yeah trust jewtube it tells you everything you need to know

>>81364702
I don't even understand what you are trying to say here.

So you think there is no audible crack or pop when someone breaks a leg/arm, but because the footage on youtube has bad audio the snap is somehow audible?
Please explain your position

>>81364521
>>81364625
ITT literally autistic people who can't understand reaction images

>>81364920
Just wanted to share my tale

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>music goes silent
>monster roars

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>>81364627
>gets hugged
>doesn't grimace like he just did a shot of bottom shelf bourbon

>>81364491
>>81364514


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaFxErhm8CU

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>character gets shot
>slightly winces then gets up and keeps going like he only stubbed his toe
>DON'T WORRY IT DIDN'T HIT ANY VITAL ORGANS

>>81364999
>It's just a fleshwound

>>81364920
Fuck you

>>81364604
story?

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>female character slaps a man on the cheek
>he just stands their shocked instead of punching her in the head and knocking her out

>>81365059
>get slapped
>instead of slapping back thinks you should punch her hard enough to knock her out

What's wrong with you?

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>>81365059
>parent character slaps their child
>they both freeze and look at each other shocked
>parent starts tearing up and apologizing
>child runs away

>>81365137
You're right. Shoulda pile-drive'd the bitch through five tables instead. That'll learn 'er

>>81364522
Lethal Weapon

>>81364522
all the Lethal Weapon movies

>>81364514
I do this all the time.

>>81364491
i made those pepes by cutting around the smiling pepes mouth and turning it upside down into a frown.

nice to see they keep getting posted

>>81365137
>>81365059
>hitting back
the best reaction is not reacting at all
pretend it was so weak it didn't even register
alternatively: give her a "seriously?" look

>>81365229
Human ingenuity never ceases to astound.

>>81365059
>>81365137
HOW CAN SHE SLAP

>>81365201
>child slaps parent back
>"Aww fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

>>81365216
>>81365211
That ending fight on a dock pier in LW4. Muh brofeels

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>>81365235
spoken like a true cuck

>>81364516
Tell that to zod

>>81364627
>Character gets hugged
Shit takes me out of the movie, I'm all for suspension of disbelief, but that's not a thing that happens in real life at all.

>>81364491
>character looks at pistol on table
>theres a pistol cocking sound

>>81365577
Name 1 (one)

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>character is hiding in locker
>villain walks past slowly

>>81364607
I was once stabbed in the throat and I made a lot of gurgling sounds

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>>81365777
Having a meat dagger shoved down your pie hole doesn't qualify.

>hero is in disguise and has to interact with the villain
>villain keeps hinting that he knows exactly what's happening and who the hero is
>hero starts getting nervous
>villain lets them go anyway

>>81364491
My arm got caught while I was rocking this kid on a swing. Imagine a '/\' frame with a swing that used metal rods, not rope, sting or chain, with a distance of no more than 2-3''. It sounded like a bag of walnuts getting crushed, but may that's because it was internal and the pressure waves traveled directly to my ears without air as a medium.
There is definitely a cracking sound.

>>81365246
hahahaha

>>81364491
>character pull his sword/knife from sheath
>it makes a noise of two metals sliding on eachother

>>81365777

I stabbed your mum in the throat and she made a lot of gurgling sounds.

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>>81365870
>tfw imagining this

>>81364607
fun fact: if you deeply slit someones throat he makes gurgling sounds because he starts drowning in his own blood going down his wind pipe

t. liveleak pro

>>81364920
>>81364680
I don't know. Doesn't the frog image always mean that a movie convention is wrong?

Anyway even if op meant it's a cliche rather than an exaggeration, I still don't see how a realistic sound effect can be complained as a cliche. It's like complaining that adding gunshot sound to a smoking gun is a cliche.

Besides there are people ITT denying that sound is audible IRL. Why don't you target them?

>>81364522
At least once in 24

>>81366210
They're just fishing for (You)s.
Also I wasn't "targeting" you, just saying that OP's image seemed like it meant it freaked him out

>>81366210
was it autism?

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>character jumps
>swoosh

>>81365430
you have no idea how infuriating it is to want to hurt someone, and your efforts in doing so being shrugged off as nothing.
they'll most likely go for another slap, at which point you grab the silly twit by her wrist and then with your awesome man-strength push her down to the ground and hold her there untill her over-emotional, womanly brain calms down again.

>>81364491
>Character unsheathes sword
>SSHHHHHHING

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>character punches enemy
>generic stock cartoonish punching noise

>>81365577
I dont normally laugh at these but this made me kek out loud

>>81366930
>character puts it back
>SSSSSHHHHHK

>>81367068
>>81366930
>>81365911
This actually happens though, you fucking idiots.

>>81367145
Try to make a noise closely resembling that with a knife and a piece of leather you fucking retard

You're not going to get a metal-on-metal noise. That shit would damage the sword

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>character gets shot in the dick
>"OHH that's gonna leave a mark!"

>>81367220
>a piece of leather
Are you retarded? Swords, especially the katana variety where this sound effect is most prominent, have a sheath where the outermost part is usually metal.
>That shit would damage the sword
There's a reason it has the sharp edge of the blade facing up.

>>81365011
>>>reddit

>>81367330
Yeah, okay buddy, whatever you say

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>bad guy gets knocked off a balcony
>that scream sound thats in every movie plays

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>>81367602

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>male character might be going to prison
>everybody jokes about the possibility of violent anal rape

>>81367330
>scratching your blade so you can make a sound so you can alert your enemy while drawing your weapon.
>actually being this retarded

>>81367860
>he thinks he can unsheathe a blade while keeping it perfectly centered and not touching the sides
We're not playing operation, faggot.

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>>81367860
>not warning your enemy before you teleport behind him

That is most cowardly and womanly of you, sir! I strictly follow the ancient and respected honor code of the samurai!

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>character shitposts on a syrian refugee finger painting forum every day and night
>fails all his classes
>accepts he is a failure and begins to plan his suicide
>planning death makes him feel happy for the first time in years

>>81367911
>HAVING METAL PLATES ON YOUR SCABBARD IN THE FIRST PLACE
>BEING THAT AUTISTIC MEDIEVAL FAGGOT WHO WATCHES TOO MANY STAGE PLAYS AND OPERAS AND THEN DIES IN HIS FIRST BATTLE WHILE THE REST OF THE KING'S ARMY FUCKING LAUGHS AT YOUR MEMORY FOR THE REST OF THE CAMPAIGN

>>81364491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL6TOHxEAbk

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>>81364522
Best of the Best
Lethal Weapon
Heroes
All the shitty medical shows

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>>81364601
>Character draws pistol
>Slide racking sound

>>81368485
>BEING THAT AUTISTIC MEDIEVAL FAGGOT WHO CAREFULLY TRIES TO GET HIS SWORD OUT OF HIS SCABBARD THEN BEGS PEOPLE NOT TO ATTACK HIM SO IT WON'T GET SCRATCHED

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>>81364491

I broke my tibia (shin bone) in half year ago and there was the most ugliest snap sound when it broke

dumb frg poster

>I stabbed my gf in the butt last night and it made a lot of farting sounds

>>81367617
It's the Wilhelm scream, Anon.

https://youtu.be/cdbYsoEasio

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>>81368597
>character draws revolver
>slide racking sound
>character draws hammerless pistol
>hammer cocking sound

>character is about to kill mc
>tiger jumps on random extra
>character STOPS killing mc

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>>81365059

>man grabs woman's arm
>"stop it, you're hurting me"

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>>81369248
>that one antman scene

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>horse running on grass, dirt or snow
>*clop clop clop*

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>Scene where baby starts crying
>Father doesnt yell WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU FUCKING CUMSTAIN YOU START BAWLING AND SLAPPING MY SUNGLASSES IF YOU DONT STOP CRYING IM GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU 3 DID YOU FUCKING HEAR ME 2 ALRIGHT THATS IT THERE THERE THERE
>Mother doesnt start wailing and crying as well

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>character smells baby's diaper
>"we have a code brown here"

>>81367330
>katana sheath
>metal
They barely had any, and used that few for the blade

You are thinking of ivory

>>81369693
Read the entire thing, breh.
The accents and caps were usually metal.

>>81364999
ALL organs are vital wtf

>>81369900
Tell that to the appendix

>character plays video games with a fucking joystick
>games sound effects are from the Atari 2600 ports of Donkey Kong or Pacman

>>81369900
Tell that to my penis

>>81369900
Tell that to kanji club

>character raises their rifle
>shotgun cocking sound

>>81369900
skin is an organ too, familia

>>81370165
>Character fires pistol
>Cannon sound

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>>81364999
>character wearing soft armor gets shot
>falls down and winces
>then gets back up like it was nothing

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>>81370362
Yeah, man. Fuck skin. I don't need that shit.
Only racists rely on skin privilege.

>>81364607
i watched fer gore vids and it actually happens

>>81364521
Some girl broke her shin bone while playing soccer, and that shit was LOUD. Sounded like a car misfiring. Wasn't as bad as her mother's anguished screams after she saw that the leg was snapped

>>81364514
Saw someone do this when they dislocated their arm or shoulder after an industrial accident, he was screaming like a girl till someone yanked on his arm and set it back in place. He said it happened a lot, and he just smoked a ciggie and was fine after that.

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>>81370824
>American health care

>>81367330
>especially the katana
Shouldn't you be mastering the blade or something?

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>>81364491
>character doesn't drink enough milk
>bones turn to glass

>>81371234
>memes

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>>81365735
>henchmen about to find character in hiding place
>"YO, BOSS SAYS ITS TIME TO MOVE OUT"

>>81364514
That literally works though.

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>>81371399
>guy walks in and spots invincible vigilante who has a decade long track record of beating the shit out of pretty much everyone who's tried to go up against him, even with heavy weaponry
>leaves and gives an all clear instead of getting his shit pushed in

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>Character is stabbed
>Immediately pulls it out

>Character is shot
>Digs the bullet out

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>Throat gets sliced.
>Blood sprays out with spraying noise

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>>81371466
>character digs out a bullet
>the bullet had a gps tracker in it

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>>81370929
>ciggie
>american

>>81371466
name one movie where this happens

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>>81371522
>character examines hidden spy bullet
>it has flashing lights and makes beeping sounds

>>81371466
When I got stabbed I got so amped up by adrenaline that I pulled the knife straight out without thinking

I should not have fucking done that, I tell you
Stupid fucking mistake and it would've killed me if an ambulance didn't happen to be pretty close by

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>>81369248
>Character touches a gun or moves it slightly
>Click click click rattle rattle

>Hacking
>Presses a few keys
>"We're in!"

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>>81364514
i thought you meant this and got really confused

>>81371650
>Character has a file open on one computer
>Somebody deletes it on another computer
>It starts gradually disappearing on the first guy's computer

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>character is getting rused
>character sees some really small stupid detail that seems a bit off
>immediately flips shit and goes full alert, completely aware of whats happening

>>81371566
Starship Troopers

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>character raises pistol
>metallic clanging and rattling
>points pistol at villain
>more clanging and rattling

>>81371809
I swear in the movie world every firearm must be full of loose ball bearings

>>81371633
Do you live in the ghetto or something?

>>81371633
who stabbed you?

>Satellite image
>"Zoom in on this position by 300%"
>Clear picture of enemies faces

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>>81371861

>not realizing it's the bullets rattling around

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>Girl picks up a gun
>"Hey do you know how to use that thing?
>Inserts magazine
>"Wow you really know what you're doing!"

>>81365011
>Teehee, I know my Monty Python!

>>81371953
>I grew up with four brothers

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>>81371953
>character gives girl a gun
>she fucks up horribly and nearly kills herself or a friendly with it

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>>81371997
>"My dad ran a chopshop"
>Turns a window washing platform into a catapult for flaming barrels

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>a handful of handlers are struggling to drag in an obviously dangerous animal to the arena/enclosure where our heroes have been made to fight for their survival
>one of the handlers hits the animal upon which it effortlessly turns around and kills him while his colleagues look on in indifference, before the animal heads towards the heroes

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>>81372043
>my dad ran a bakery
>is an amazing makeup/camouflage artist

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>character gets hit right in the fucking dick
>makes a silly face
>sassy kid "oooh, that HAD to hurt!"
>dog covers its eyes with paws

>>81372155
name 10 (ten) movies that do this

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>>81372155
>dog covers its eyes with paws

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>>81372155
>dog covers its eyes with paws

>>81372155
>RUH ROH!

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>>81367860
Not so retarted when the villain knows that there's no excape from he's playground.

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>character is about to get hit/injured by a very large blunt object
>*SUBALUWA!*

>>81364549
my uncle broke his hand on my dads head when they were younger, it really happens. he still has a click when he moves his fingers.

>>81364516
found the assistant "sound director"

>>81368578
>Best of the Best
Patrician's tastes

>>81373647
Why did you put sound director in quotes

>>81364491
I heard a bloke get his nose crunched by a goalkeeper by the penalty spot while standing by the corner flag

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>>81367697
>male character gets raped
>trail of blood droplets as he walks away

>acid is dripping from the ceiling
>"give me your pen"
>"and your other pen"

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>Character gets stabbed
>Sounds like someone is fisting a watermelon

>>81371883
I don't know if it really counts as the "ghetto", but I live in an immigrant-infested slum in Europe, yes

>>81371888
The older brother of a sandnigger I whooped
6 people against me alone and the cunt still pulled out his fucking knife

>>81375283
Which country?

>>81366210
>Doesn't the frog image always mean that a movie convention is wrong?
Frog image suggests the poster is a turd and you shouldn't respond to him seriously.

>>81367330
Fuck you I know all about katanas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkCLpMtjlM

Worst offender is Les Miserables (2012) when Javert jumps off the bridge.

Super loud CRACK as he hits the rocks so every mouth breather in the theatre knows he's dead.

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>break leg (one of my shin bones completely though)
>ignore it for 3 days before going to the hospital because MGS3 just came out
>still have plates and screws in my leg today

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>>81365059
>female character slaps male character
>Male character slaps back.
>cuts to sex scene

>>81372025
>Knifes hand interally.