THIS HERE'S XENOMORPH COUNTRY BOY! YOU BEST TURN ROUND BACK THE WAY YA CAME FROM, YA HEAR?
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>>81308781
BUT WHO WAS WHEAT FARMER
>tfw alien covenant is actually going to be a comedy/parody of alien
>the characters are going to make some jokes about the out of place wheat
>the crew are going to hang a lampshade on the decision to bring a gay couple on a colonization project
>james franco is going to be sleeping in the dark with what he thinks is a female, someone comes in and turns on the lights and turns out he was having sex with the xeno
>mcbride gets lost on the planet and does some antics
Its going to be comedy kino
>>81310050
Jesus christ,
How old is that meme? 5 years?
I am old
>>81310050
but seriously who planted the wheat, are we supposed to think david spent all that time planting crops AND doing whatever crazy experiments hes been doing?
>>81310134
>James Franco having sex with a xeno
Come on he's obviously only in this to smoke space wheat
>>81310168
>5 years
I have some bad news anon, the original post was made in 08
>>81310250
engineers planted the wheat you moron.. and they should really be called farmers btw
>>81310258
>james franco smoking space wheat
Genius. Substitute franco with mcbride having sex with the xeno. Also, at least someone will refer to the xeno as an "aye lmao". And the ending will revealthat the xeno is actually a some guy in a suit and that the crew were part of a game show and everyone who was killed by the xeno is alive and in on the joke
How bout da bonus situation?