"I'm gonna need you to lose 50 pounds in 5 seconds

>>81298246
I can't doc

MY LEGS!!

>>81298246
Can I still have egg rolls?

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>tfw it's bathing time

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>>81298246
OHHHHHH WWAAAAAAAGGGGIEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

FIX MY BEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD WAAAAAAAGGGGGIEEEESSSSSSS

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>>81298379
>Alright mister Steven, it's time for your daily wash

>>81298246
>I was sick so I had some cheat seconds

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>>81298379

>>81298379
Are you Obese?

Post my 600-lb life pepes,I saw some of them on /pol/ the other day.

Sorry i only lose 30 in 5 seconds is that okay?

Will there be part 2 of fatkino tonight?

>>81298246
sure "Who's running in the 4th at Royal Ascot. I'll put two ponies each on numbers 7 & 13 for the win"

I bet OP, who spams these threads is fatterst on 4chan

Shit

What do you think Steven looks at on his tablet all day?

Anyone streaming the new episode later?

>>81298246

Heh... nothing simplerer....
*pulls out katana and chops my leg off*

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none of you are bedbound, stop making fun of misreable people

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>>81298246
>drops this on the ground

heh, nothing personnel kid.

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>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with TLC, this is me, my nurses, Lisa here, but only one of you
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVING HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>You're a big guy
>FOR YOU
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATING THIS CHINESE FOOD
>WITH NO LEFT OVERS

>>81300395
wan li eggro?

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>>81300465

I WANT RICE
>James, rice is on this list of food to avoid

>>81300531
BUT

IT'S

F
R
I
E
D

>>81299416
Hi JUSTin

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>tfw 5'6'' 230lbs

I used to be 450. This shit is hard to watch but I was hedonistic as fuck back then. When is Boogie getting on this show?

>>81300640

mirin bulk

I want to see an hour of James K just being moved around, screaming in pain, until he passes out. Listening to him scream and knowing he was feeling terrible pain for being a retarded fat person was quite satisfying.

>>81300689
Are you fucking kidding me? How could you possibly enlarge yourself to the kind of size of those monstrosities on the show?

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>>81298246
It's too hard to lose weight, so I'm going to focus my efforts on getting taller. 2-3 inches gain in height will take me out of the obese category.

>>81300757
>robert downey jr shoes

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>>81300120

i sure hope so...

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>>81300777
trips confirm this is a good plan. also they are fashionable now.

>>81300716
A lot of it was just me looking at the future and saying this would take me at least two years to fix my life up working hard every day at it. I viewed it like two years of suffering. It ended up being much easier than I had imagined. I'm around 210ish now and still dropping.

But back then it just looked hopeless so I figured I'd just eat and feel good that day/night and always "start tomorrow".

>>81300834
so how you do it?

How are those people alive? I weight half of what they weight and I feel like my heart my give up any day. How can they survive past my weight into doubling it and still be alive?

>>81300892
How do hobos survive? How does Stephen Hawkings outlive so many people?

>>81300892
>How are those people alive?

Genetics
They have above average genes that are allowing them to survive under such immense fucking stress.
Most people just die young from a heart attack at ~300 pounds

>>81300820
>>81300757
Can you imagine Steven wearing these.
Would blow out his knees and be lying on the floor in minutes

>>81300892
The preservatives from mass quantities of snack foods and Domino's pizza keep them alive.

>>81300885
I was trying to get in contact with my exgf (also morbidly obese) for a few weeks and I googled her name to find her name in an online obituary. Last I heard from her she had lost 30lbs and was doing well. Meanwhile that same year I had gained 10lbs. I figured the best way to honor her memory was to lose 60. 30 for me and 30 for her. I ended up losing way more after that because why not?

>>81300395
YOU DONT GET TO BRING CARBS

>>81298246
*chops off both legs*
What now

>>81301088
impressive, it's very tough to do for most people.

>>81301088
Could you two even have sex?

>>81301088
>I was trying to get in contact with my exgf (also morbidly obese) for a few weeks and I googled her name to find her name in an online obituary.
How old was she when she died?

>>81301158
>you're not going to make adequate progress without walking

Dr. Now flips out on people who won't walk.

>>81301295
>Dr. Now flips out on people who won't walk

Why don't they put them in a pool? It seems like that would be murder on their joints

>>81301088
How'd she die? I thought whales were protected

>>81301295
You could get a mototized cart and go for a wheely walk.

>>81298413
I don't even understand what I'm seeing here.
That's his left "leg" that he is resting his left hand on?
What is all that flab to the rear, his arse?
There is a vehicle wheel underneath the bed?
Where is his other leg?
Does this body shape exist anywhere outside of the united states?
Christ save us.

>>81300531
What in the name of holy god is that crusty shite?

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>a lage pizza and a 2 litter coke

>>81301592
cellulitis

>>81298413
HOW DO THEY KNOW WHERE TO BLUR

>>81301193
Yes. She was 290 and I was 350 at the time.

>>81301266
>>81301454
Her mom said the coroner said it was a "freak accident" but she was on a shitload of different pills after she became suicidal. Died at 22 years old.

>>81301589
They're are all very flexible people.

this doesnt make me feel so bad about packing on 5 pounds in winter

thanks OP

>>81298413
So his cock must be visible beneath the blur.

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>>81301510
Pauline managed to get her hands on one of those. He was baffled.

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When does this shit air?

>>81301795
They follow a when in doubt blur it out policy on this show. So it might be nothing.

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>>81300820

>>81301899
Steven and Justin's Story

A replay of part 1 at 6pm EST tonight.
Premiere of part 2 at 8pm EST tonight.

TLC is the channel.

>>81301899
like every second on tlc. it is basic cable trash

>>81302048
lol

>4chan is absolutely eating up the viral marketing for this show.

Someone at TLC is a /b/tard probably

>>81302131
who cares, its a good show

>>81302131
>Viral marketing
Explain. I'm only watching to laugh at fat people

>>81301564

i don't get this. 300 gallons is like a year or two worth of water...

>>81302131
>the viral marketing

Nah its not viral marketing, the James episode 2 weeks ago was just so outlandish that it just fucking took off. I had made threads about this show before and they just died with little discussion.

It just so happens that the Steve episode last week was even worse.
Youll be seeing these threads all day because the Part 2 of Stevens show is on tonight.

>>81301649
What a weak fag

>>81301354
>Why don't they put them in a pool?

Are you going to crane them out?

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>>81300531
P-p-pop off!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dSUdzgmCik

Thread theme

When does the part 2 of James air?

>>81302048
Polnareff really let himself go

>>81300395
>not "at least you can walk"

Fucking idiot

>>81300892
not joking, i seriously think these are actually way above average phisically speaking, it's just they are really fat. a normal human being would die before getting this fat but these people's superior capabilities keep them alive, poor bastards

imagine lifting an additional 50kg every time you lift a fork to your mouth, or supporting 200kg on one leg inbetween each step, i for one would not be able

>>81302704
HEY I'M GRUMP

>>81303068
imagine if they would have applied themselves instead of getting fat

>>81302235
That is correct.

>>81300395
> walking to the fridge
> Dr now pops up from nowhere
You must lose 50 pounds
Leave me alone, doc. This is my home, I'm discharged.
> puts his hand where my neck would be
Dot you feel discharged?

where I can find subtitled fatkino? (english subtitles will do)
I'm a dirty ESL and i'm finding too hard to understand whalespeak/dr now weird accent

>>81302235
The caption isn't accurate.
What really happened
>Girl goes home to lose 30 lbs
>Gains 17 lbs instead
>"I think it's mostly fluid cause Í did real good once I got back"
>Dr. Now says "It's not water. For that you have to drink at least 300 gallon of water. You gained weight. Because you feel comfortable with your eating"
>mom chimes in
>muh can't cook the proper foods
>muh proportions
>muh ate some pizza

I'm curious to know his calculation. Water weighs 7lbs per gallon, she was gone for a month, maybe he knows some kind of maximum renal capacity for her, etc.

>>81303413
The awful southern accents and Dr Nows broken english isnt that easy for native speakers to understand

>>81303413
pay money on amazon. $2 per episode, less if you buy the whole season. James doesn't have captions though. it sucks.

>>81298338
underrated desu

>>81303480
I was thinking that maybe he had a standard formula for water retention like he does with calories. But fat and sedentary people retain water a whole lot more than regular people would.
He doesnt have to be that accurate to get the point across though.

>>81303544
ONE
N
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LIL
I
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EGGROLL
G
G
R
O
L
L

That's the pnly words you need to know.

>>81303480
He's saying she'd have to consume an enormous amount of water to put in that kind of weight. He's trying to make her think about what that means for her diet on her own.

how can i watch the new episode live without cable?

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>>81303681
I like using the subtitles for screencaps.
James K would be a treasure trove for screencaps, but it can't happen. Especially the part where Nowzaradan loses his shit with James and his enabler.

I should learn how to make a webm

How many more hours until this kino drops?

>>81303823
5 hours. Get the stacks of small change to pay the pizza boy ready.

>>81303777
>I should learn how to make a webm

Webm for Retards makes it easy

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>>81300374
Make me

>>81303872
The problem is that I watch from the amazon website/media player, so I need something that lets me do a moving version of a screencap rather than a URL or a file (both of which I'm pretty sure Amazon's software won't give me access to).

>Diagnosed with hypertension yesterday
>Not even fat

Yet these fuckers just keep pumping along while I'm worried my heart is gonna explode if I fuck my gf. The world is fucking brutal.

>>81304049
Amazon is heavily DRMed so ripping isnt easy
The scene guys can do it, the only way I know of doing it is to use an HDMI capture card and HDMI splitter that ignores the handshake.

Its a whole lot of work

>>81304077
>having a gf
fuck off normie

No episode will reach the height of James King again. What's the point in even watching, none of them are as good.

>>81304218
Are you joking
Did you skip Steve part 1?
Is your body ready for steve part 2?

>>81304077
How are you treating the hypertension?

Steve is doing pretty good desu 107 down in the hospital aint too bad.

Looks like he's walking a little bit.

I feel bad for Justin who looks way worse. Meek fuck got steamrolled by Steve all the time so now he manipulates his dad in the complete opposite way. As long as you're the "favorite" nothing is wrong with you?

They don't pay Princess enough.

>>81304253
The same way everyone does
>exercise
>eat better
>lose weight
>cut out red meat and excess sodium

>>81304253
Cutting down on salt so all my food is going to taste like shit, gonna go take a "relaxing" walk by some faggy stream later, supposed to be doing shit that doesn't stress me out but it's not working.

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>>81304218
You clearly didn't watch last weeks episode

>>81304350
You sound strung out. Stress sucks.

I got a tip to help you out.
Go get a handjob at an asian massage parlor.
You get a nice table bath, then a nice massage, then you get a nice hand release and wipe down with a warm towel.

I cant think of anything thats more relaxing than that

>>81304338
If he's not fat then losing weight might not help.
>>81304350
So no medication? Beta blockers can be used for hypertension.

>>81304488
>Beta blockers can be used for hypertension.

If he is the general target demographic for this website, and is not obese, I doubt they are gonna give him drugs for it.

Why doesn't Steven's dad just threaten to smother him if he doesn't comply? It's not like his death would be investigated if he actually did it.

>>81304566
Because his dad is a weak loser and Steven is the alpha male.

He bullied his dad into buying him pizza and then didn't even give him a slice

>>81302222
quads of truth, it's the reason i'm watching

>>81304598
>prep the pizza, cuck

I was so sure that Dr. Now was going to give in when Steven started crying.

What a fucking boss

>>81305205
My guess is he would have given in to most other patients, but like he said in the beginning he knew of his past behavior.
My guess is he planned on kicking him out in the first month, but Steven actually somehow didnt do anything bad.

>>81298246
You are only going to give me one little egg roll you fucking like piece of shit

Whats your favorite episode?

H

How many burgers till new episode?

>>81307017

3

>>81301564
Watching the aftermath episode and other than the sagging skin and face she kinda turns me on.