Who has the best real name in the industry and why is it

Okay so I guess we're just pretending Clint Eastwood doesn't exist.

>>81268070
That's James Nesbitt.

>>81268284
This

>>81268284
Clit Yeast-woot

>>81268070
Clitus Whale-y-ver

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Michael Assbender

>>81268070
Powers Boothe

>>81268284
>Clint

name for queers

>>81268667
My-Kale Fuss-Bender

Michael Ironside.

Rip Torn.

>>81268070
DICK WOLF
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>real names
>(((Hollywood)))

Joey Adams ............................. Joseph Abramowitz
Eddie Albert ............................Eddie Heimberger
Woody Allen............................. Allen Konigsberg
Lauren Bacall .......................... Joan Perske
Jack Benny ............................. Benny Kubelsky
Milton Berle ........................... Milton Berlinger
Ernest Borgnine .........................Effron Borgnine
George Burns ........................... Nathan Birnbaum
Joan Blondell........................... Rosebud Blustein
Joyce Brothers ..........................Joyce Bauer
Mel Brooks ............................. Melvin Kaminsky
Joey Bishop ............................ Joey Gottlieb
Charles Bronson ........................ Charles Buchinsky
Rona Barrett ............................Rona Burnstein
Cyd Chrisse .............................Tula Finklea
Tony Curtis ............................ Bernie Schwartz
(daughter is Jamie Lee Curtis)
Joan Crawford .......................... Lucille Le Sueur
Dyan Cannon ............................ Samile Friesen
Kirk Douglas ........................... Isadore Demsky
(son is Michael Douglas)
Bob Dylan ...............................Robert Zimmerman
Rodney Dangerfield ......................Jacob Cohen
Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. ................. Douglas Ullman
Joel Grey .............................. Joel Katz
(father of Jennifer Grey)

>>81269158
Elliott Gould ...........................Elliott Goldstein
Zsa Zsa Gabor ...........................Sara Gabor
John Garfield .......................... Jules Garfinkle
Judy Garland ........................... Frances Gumm
Paulette Goddard ....................... Paulette Levy
Eydie Gorme............................. Edith Gormezano
Cary Grant ............................. Larry Leach
Lorne Green .............................Chaim Leibowiz
Judy Holliday .......................... Judith Tuvin
Leslie Howard .......................... Leslie Stainer
Buddy Hackett .......................... Leonard Hacker
Jill St. John .......................... Jill Oppenheim
Danny Kaye.............................. David Kominsky
Alan King .............................. Irwin Kniberg
Larry King...............................Larry Zeiger
Tina Louise............................. Tina Blacker
Ann Landers..............................Esther Friedman
(Abigail Van Buren is her sister.)

>>81269185
Dorothy Lamour ......................... Dorothy Kaumeyer
Miehael Landon ......................... Mike Orowitz
Steve Lawrence ......................... Sidney Leibowitz
Hal Linden.............................. Hal Lipshitz
Jerry Lewis ............................ Joseph Levitch
Karl Maiden .............................Maiden Sekulovitch
Ethel Merman ........................... Ethel Zimmerman
Jan Murray ............................. Murray Janofsky
Walter Matthau ......................... Walter Matasschanskayasky
Lilly Palmer ........................... Maria Peiser
Jan Pierce.............................. Pincus Perelmuth
Roberta Peters...........................Roberta Peterman
Eleanor Parker.......................... Ellen Friedlob
Joan Rlvers .............................Joan Molinsky
Tony Randall ........................... Sidney Rosenberg
Edward G. Robinson ..................... Emanuel Goldenberg
Dinah Shore ............................ Fanny Rose
Shelly Winters ......................... Shirley Schrift
Gene Wilder............................. Jerome Silberman

>>81268070
And he PLAYS a guy named Bosch. What a badass.

>>81269185
>Zsa Zsa Gabor ...........................Sara Gabor

????

>>81268070
American James Nesbitt should be in more things.

>>81268544
underrated

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I can't pick, so here's my top two

>>81268070
Sandra Bollocks

>>81269513
cute tummy

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Olivia Jane Cockburn

>>81269419
she was a slut

>>81269657
Texas Battle is pretty cool.

Shame the retarded spelling of his middle name.

>>81269742
best shibboleth

>>81268070
djimon hounsou is pretty good.

>>81269707
this man knows whats up

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>>81269657
>Mahershalalhashbaz Gilmore

>>81269158
why do jews change their names?

>>81269158
it never made much sense why such a nepotistic elitist people would abandon their cultural names

>>81272637
they're not cultural names, they adopted their cultural names in the middle ages for these surnames

>why adopt goofy names

the translations for the vast majority of (at least germanic) jewish surnames are laughable purple. Like really flowery, 13 year old girl fake-name their shit. "Goldwater" "City of Roses" "Pearl" Man of Silver" "Tree of Roses" "Rose Wine" etc. etc. they literally just made them up during the Middle ages cause they thought they sounded cool

abandoning them now for better names is the actual cultural tradition

>>81269197
>Fanny Rose
Why the change?

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>>81273006
>Fanny Rose
Oh god

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>nobody actually posted this yet

>>81272922
Zuckerberg means sugar hill. Like the sugar hill gang.

Finn Wolfhard cracks me up

>>81272417
so you can't name them

Dick Wolf

Also Clint Eastwood.

>>81273144
gets me everytime
tfw was watching a sad scene and then that name came up during it....mfw

>>81269657
>soap opera actor
Why do you expect us to know who this clown is?

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>>81269197
>>81269185
>>81269158
>all these literally who soap opera kikes

>>81268070
this dude is a cool actor, but I haven't actually seen him in anything