>NEVER feed it after midnight What timezone? When does the

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>i see big things for you billy
>very big things

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>>81243532
IT'S FUCKING MYSTICAL ASIAN SHIT I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN A DAMN THING.

>>81243532
After sunrise.

>>81243532

honestly i think he meant after midnight but before sunrise

i'll give him a pass on the shitty communication since hes an elderly ching chong

>>81243532
>What timezone?
in the timezone it is in while you are feeding it

>When does the "after midnight" time end?
sunrise

sure, the rules are retarded, but so are you

>>81243532
Just rewatched both movies. I regret it. They did not age well at all.

This movies takes place in America, the only timezone that matters is American.

What if you take it with you on a plane trip half way across the globe & it's hungry.

>>81244832
??

That's like a twelve our long trip.

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>>81244744
YOU did not age well. The second at least aged enormously well, prescient, funny, self-reflexive.

>>81243561
WHY ISNT SHE MY GF?????

The kid was fucking retarded. Within a day hes already fucking up the simple rules for perhaps the worlds most easiest pet care. You can literally leave this thing in a box and forget about it, nothing bad will happen. Also fun fact: This movie created the PG13 rating

>>81245088
I can see that you have never given a pet to a human being.

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>>81245004
>Daniel Clamp was a parody of Donald Trump

Gremlins 3 should make him President Clamp

>>81245130
When your requirements basically boil down to leaving it in a dark box, and you fuck that up, I think its alright to call the guy an idiot

>>81243532
I always assumed it had less to do with what the clock says and more with the position of the moon.

>>81245004
>Music by Jerry Goldsmith
okay I'm gonna have to check it out

>>81245226
Funniest thing about Clamp is that they originally intended for him to be a bad character, yet he was too charming and likeable so they changed it.

It's almost like a certain somebody who is President.

>>81246144
Gremlins 2 soundtrack is amazing. Where have you been?

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i've always wanted a bathroom buddy

>>81245237
People mess up tarantula care.

And they are pet rocks.

>>81245237
Dogs are easier to take care of but people fuck that up too.

Feed.
Walk.

You don't really have to do anything else with a dog. You don't even really have to walk it if he has his designated shitting spot in the backyard, so it boils down to just feeding him and putting water in his dish.

And yet people fuck this up too.

>>81245004
Such kino poster art.

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>>81245004
>tfw fraiser gremlin didn't get his own spin off movie
I just assume 90% of /tv/ posters are gremlins.

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>>81244744
>holodoc gets raped by tranny gremlin
Literally timeless.

WHEN I WAS 5 MY FAVORITE MOVIE WAS THE GREMLINS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4XpgRfJnXA

>>81243532
>what timezone?
The timezone it's in you fucking moron.
>Hey, want to get lunch tomorrow at noon?
>Sure, but noon in what timezone??
Holy shit you're a fucking shitlord

>>81246334

Everybody hates Drumpf though.

>>81249406
The "bu but what timezone" argument falls apart when you take it to mean the location of the sun anyway.

@81249511
No (You) for you!

>>81249560

So this is the power of autism, huh?

With daylight saving time or without?

I really like how most of the questions in this thread are the questions the twins were asking in the second movie.

Plebs don't know about circadian rhythms.

as stated, its based on where ever you are, and likely true midnight, i.e. the point directly between sunrise and sunset

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>>81248356
>I just assume 90% of /tv/ posters are gremlins

>>81244744
When they're remade they'll use CGI instead of puppetry.

>>81246334
Clamp is great as a pompous but lovable billionaire. Making him a villain would have been shit. Good call.

how did it evolve to know when midnight is? dawn or dusk would have made more sense

oh shit he probably meant literally mid-night, the mid-point between dawn and dusk

>>81249632
did you like how those twins were just asking what fans had been asking in the years after the first movie? and how the twins were in T2?

>>81245004
>>81245226
>>81247751
>>81248721
>>81249699

https://youtu.be/x01l_jMhjVM

>>81246334
I remember the novelization kind of made him sound like an older Ted Turner kind of character.

>>81248721
I fapped to her as a kid.

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>>81251060
>someone besides me read the Gremlins 2 novelization

>>81249511
Oliver and sjw antifa leftscums are not everybody... more like nobodies
gtfo of my vietnamise conversative site

>>81246037

What is the position of the moon at midnight?

>>81251805
You know how the sun is at the top of the sky at high noon? Same thing.

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>>81243532

Good question.

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>>81246144

How have you not already seen Gremlins 2?

How do you not already know all of Goldsmith's Joe Dante collaborations?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it1VPD-z0mY

>>81251060

of course he was ted turner with the fucking tv networks and shit

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>>81251111

>It will never be a period in history where you had to read novelization's or comic book adaptations because the movie wasn't at your local video store so you couldn't record it via VCR sex.

>>81251989
Yeah well I saw it when I was like 10. It is a kids movie you know.

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The chick in Gremlins was so cute.

>>81251898

You're a fucking idiot.

>>81244744
They aged far better than any of the CGI garbage of the past 20 years will.

>>81252253
The story of why she hates xmas was kino I wasn't prepared for.

>>81243712
The kid's the one who explains it to him, but the point still stands.

>>81251805
>>81251898

so, in the 5 collective decades the two of you have lived you've never seen the moon out during the day? Goodness. The full moon (roughly) rises and sets with dusk and dawn respectively, the rest of the phases are up during parts of the morning or afternoon

fucking love these movies

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>twn be a gremlins 3 made completely with practical effects

>>81253417

I was asking the position of the moon at midnight because I was reasonably sure it doesn't have any regular position like that.

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>>81243532
Thanks for reminding me how fucking bad I want another Gremlins movie but also that it's 2017 and the sequel is most likely filled with CGI and feminist propaganda.

>>81254466
>"don't feed them after midnight"
>"are you fucking body-shaming my gremlin?!?"

>>81254487
>Feminists lead to another gremlin outbreak

Good metaphor for society.

>>81254487
>WHY IS GRETA GREMLIN SUCH A SLUT, BOYCOTT THIS MISOGYNIST TRASH

>>81253354
how was it again?

>>81254842
>>81253354
nevermind, got it. Gremlins 1 @1h18

>>81244832
The planes crashes with no survivors.

>>81254957
If I pour water on a Gremlin, will it die?

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>>81254957

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I loved Gremlins.
I had one of this.