>movie follows main character around his house >character

Do people actually do this?

>>81241599
Heck yeah

>>81241599
Typically you accumulate some residue from you sphincter relaxing after your last shit. Also if you fart more than a couple times chances are there's at least something there. Its just the truth. Watch how your couch cushions smell better once you start this.

bump for interest

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>>81241561
>>81241716
You guys are probably not wiping well enough.

You do realize you have to wet the paper right?

>>81244666
will bleach work as a fluid to wet the paper?

do you guys find flossing your ass with your designated shitrag every hour insufficient?

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>>81241561
>your badge and gun

>>81244666
>You do realize you have to wet the paper right?
why would you do this

>>81241561
Get help, dumb frogposting redditor9k

>>81244666
Do you?

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>>81241561
>guy and girl out at bar
>cuts to them braaaping each other

>>81244666
>wet paper
>rub on ass
>it breaks apart and tears into hundreds of soggy, rolled pieces
SO

CLEAN

>>81245499
name some kinos that do this.

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>>81245499
>you will never eat the braps of a thicc Asian wearing a one-piece bathing suit

WHY

LIVE

BREHS

>>81244666
If you wet the paper before you wipe there is no possible way you arent close to being the biggest autist maybe ever.

>>81245661
I'm pretty sure you can hire an escort, make her wear a swimsuit and ask her to fart in your mouth.
Just try.
just bee yourself.

>>81245691
What happens when your girl wants to get a whiff of your crack during foreplay? You just expect it to smell like poop? Are you retarded or just a virgin?

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>>81245950
>girl

>>81244666
Nice try Satan.

>tv

>>81247414
>reddit

>>81245627
this is what happens anyway when I wipe my ass half the time. part of me wishes we used bidets in this damn country

>>81245950

>not having a girl that gets excited to clean your crack with her tongue

>not letting out a welcoming BRAAAAAP in her face as approval when your sphincter relaxes

>not eating feces on a daily basis

Who's the real virgin here, you virgin?