I'm scared bros. How bad is this gonna be? I just want like

>>81239145

for me, it's Idris Elba

>>81239145
Why is he standing like that? Where's his fucking hat? Oh wait, he's not Roland he's a fucking peanuthead junglebunny nigger.

>>81239145
Where the fuck's his hat?

>>81239267
>>81239274
this.

making him black doesn't bother me. but no fuckin' hat?

dropped.

>>81239267
>>81239274
Hat Hivemind.

>>81239267
>being racist
>but also a fan of liberal King and The Dark Tower series where a sassy black lady is a main character

hmm

>americans "hate" black people
>america is half full of blacks and create all the cuck porn

makes you think

>>81239145
I read on aintitcool that there was a sneak peak at the film, and Roland was shown using a speed loader on his guns and not with his finger. Fucking D R O P P E D

>>81239379

>create all the cuck porn
that's the jews, and jews don't hold allegiance to any nationality, they're a parasitic race

>>81239379
>12% = 50%

yuropoors ladies and gentlemen

>>81239145
The fact that it's been delayed again is not a good sign.

>>81239267
SPBP

How do you cast Idris Elba and Matthew Mcconaughey, but then switch what roles they should be? Dark Tower is babies first Dark Western anyways, so not much lost but still

>>81239145
So is Susannah going to be a white lady that constantly berates Roland calling him a nigger?

>>81239659
oh man I wish.

>>81239145

>DARK TOWER
>Tagline- SOMEBODY IS GETTING BLACKED

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>>81239728
You AIN'T wrong.

>>81239609
White protag and black villain is racist.

>Jake and Roland are being chased through the tunnels by the slow mutants
>Jake falls but catches the edge of the handcart
>Jake: "Roland...please..."
>Roland: "Sorry Jake...Black Lives Matter."
>watches as Jake falls to his death

Post your reaction.

>>81239267
Calm down cracker

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>character's race actually important to the story and character and how other characters act around them
>make them black

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>>81239814

>>81239145
where the FUCK is his hat?

>>81240147

swapped it out for the horn of eld on this level of the tower, in which he also happens to be black

>>81240206
so on this go round cuthbert took his hat? and made him a nigger?

>>81240261
Well to be fair, Cuthbert was always the prankster.

>Elba whips out his dick
>"at last I am the dark tower"

>>81240370
fucking cuthbert, ruins everything

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>originally to release in February
>pushed back to july
>pushed back to august
>still no trailer
>sony

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Dark like diversity dark? or like Zack Snyder dark?
Either way, it's bad.

>>81240498
zack snyder dark would work just fine, never seen him do a western though so who knows

>>81239145

Relax~ It's gonna be fine.

>>81240604
cry your pardon sai, but thats bullshit its gonna suck hard

I don't think Idris will be able to convincingly say the Gunslinger's Creed.

>>81239659
god I hope so

>>81239145
It is going to be unimaginably awful, and it will be worse and worse depending how much you liked the book series. Sad fact of reality, but mark my words.

>>81239392
> Rolands godtier reload skills
nah they wouldn't intentionally fuck that up, would they?

>>81239145
HAT WHERE?!!

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>>81239814

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>>81239267
this

>>81239458
don't blame him, blame your media that completely overrepresent them and fellate them at every turn

>>81241203
You know ((who)) we blame

>>81240694

You can always place your faith on the tv show adaptation about Roland time with Susan, Alain and Cuthbert...

That one is the one that really scares me. I mean, there are almost no chances that won't turn to be a teen soap opera drama or something on those lines. I bet they'll forget the faces of their fathers and will invent ton of in between adventures to make several seasons out of it too.

>>81239267

He lost his hat in the first book you ducking retards

>>81239145
God damn it I can just see this thing like being worse than Starz tier.

>>81241314
Delusional if you think this thing is going to be successful and get a tv series to supplement its "cinematic universe". Literally no one is talking about this movie. Fucking Sony, man...

>>81241314
fuck no, it would be awful teen soap Shannarah style is what those assholes would do, the only thing that might work is HBO level funding a good director and the rights to go hard R

>>81241328
hes got Jake and no eddie or detta you fucking mong

>>81241486

Yeah. Like in the first book. After he loses his hat

>>81241314

After Susan dies, they go on adventures hunting skinchangers and invisible rapists.

Could get real good

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>>81239319

He doesn't have a cowboy hat! Pathetic!

>>81241612
unless they go full body horror with practical effects it'll never work

>>81241447
>>81241448
>>81241612

http://www.theverge.com/2016/9/21/13002826/the-dark-tower-tv-series-stephen-king-idris-elba

Oh i wish i was making that shit up lads... believe you me.
Unless it's been officially cancelled i think this still holds...

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>>81241720

Page 4

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>>81241950

He should get a hat

>>81242284

Book 5, senpai.

Though I think Steve forgets around book 3 and writes that he has one

>>81239267
Lmao blacks btfo how will slaves ever recover

Oh, I get it. He's tall and black, like a dark tower. It's pottery!

>>81239445
>that's the jews, and jews don't hold allegiance to any nationality, they're a parasitic race

Wrong.

>>81239145

It's out in a couple of months and they still haven't released a trailer. The bootleg trailer was horrific and the response from the exhibitors screenings (where even trash like the Jumanji remake were praised) was that this was a complete disaster.

>>81239216
M C C H I C K E N
A
Y
O

>>81242531
t. Jew

>>81242531
How is that wrong? The best example is Isreal. Isreal is an apartheid state and should be abolished. Jews fuck up every place they go. They're worthless parasites who take and take and contribute nothing.

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So das it, huh? We sum kinda Dark Tower?

>the one time race is actually important to the fucking story and characters
>they make him black anyway
This is going to bomb harder then Ghostbusters.

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>>81242482

The old fashioned way

>>81242965

Detta's race is important. Eddie's is

Roland's isn't.

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>>81239267
This.

People also pay to have someone shit in their mouth.

>>81243075
yeah, its not like a huge part of the best book in the series is about odetta railing against roland in particular for being a honkey

o wait

dont fucking talk unless youve actually read the books, retard

>>81239267
>His hat was gone. So was the horn he had once carried. Spilled from the hand of a dying friend, and he missed them both.

Roland doesn't have a hat at the beginning of The Gunslinger.

Don't misunderstand. I think this movie is going to be absolute dogshit.

>>81243075
>Roland's isn't
It's as if you never read any of the books and have no idea what you're talking about. Either that or just plain denying the reality you live in.

>>81242719
Aren't his revolvers supposed to be almost comically big? I remember the mobsters thinking it was a toy gun that would never fire.

>>81239145
That's certainly what i pictured when they told me to a imagine grizzled battle hardened clint eastwood type amirite guys?


2/10 for Jake though , did they not read into the subtext? Jake is obviously supposed to be an asian female to male transgender.

>>81243400
yes, these things look tiny

>>81239145
you know it will be shit especially if you liked the books, hell the cast is not the problem it is the script and directors fault

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>>81243075
AYO

YOU SAYIN

WE WUZ ELD AND SHIET?

WE WUZ DESCENDED

FRUM

KANG ARTHUR?

>>81243255

It's not that important. She could just as easily call him an Uncle Tom house nigger.

Detta didn't hate Roland because he was white. Maybe that was a small part (she recoiled at his whiteness when he invaded her mind). But mostly it was because he scared her. She thought of him primarily as the Really Bad Man (if I am remembering correctly)

Detta's race is important because her backstory is built on Odetta's involvement in the civil rights movement and Detta cockteasing white dudes in bars.

So go back and give them a reread. Actually think about it

>>81239145
The Dark Tower is just a nexus of universes, right? Can't this just be the one with black Roland? I mean, even King was a character in his own story.

>>81243794

He was descended through Arthur's gilly

>>81244191
detta fucking hates whitey, roland is whitey, you take that away the story falls apart, if you can't see that your as senile as sk

>>81243201
What am I seeing here?

>>81244191
>more retarded shit

No, it was because Roland was powerful and white. He is the archetypal Patriarch because of those two specific qualities. Take the white out of it and the whole interaction loses cohesion.

So go and stop being such a pandering cuck. Actually think about it.

>>81244293

Good argument, poltard. You sure showed me

Too sci fi, not enough magic. The doors between worlds from the leaked trailer look like some tech portal bullshit and not just a magic door.

>>81244357

Detta's whole deal was being the baddest bitch alive.

Roland is a contradiction to that. Plain and simple. I mean this is a woman who out fucks a demon later on, but Roland scares her

I'm not saying the story wouldn't change some. It's just not this essential element

>>81244373
eh? no I don't ever go their its a shithole, good argument retard le/pol/ boogie man, do better, rolands race is central to his relationship with susannah and all her variations

>>81244461

Are you serious? It doesn't matter at all after the beach. She only ever brings it up after that to be a smartass. It has no bearing on anything

Actually it's brought up once when Susannah sees Mordred in the Dogan. But worlds do not revolve around this moment

>>81244460
>baddest bitch alive
yes but it was all about whitey from the taxi n the pusher she fucking hates whitey, Roland is the paragon of all she despises

>>81244348
Sewer rat coming up the pipe. This one was too big to get through the internal toilet pipes.

>>81244554

So you're saying if he was black, she'd be his best friend?

>>81244526
your kidding right? song of Susannah all of her modern day shit, the final journey detta never really gets over her racial shit and its important

>>81244621
nah but everyone would've had a much more relaxing walk down the beach

WILL THERE BE DOCTOR DOOM WOLF ROBOTS WITH LIGHTSABERS AND QUIDDITCH BALL GRENADES?!

WILL JAKE SACRIFICE HIMSELF IN OUR DIMENSION TO SAVE STEVEN KING FROM HIS ACCIDENT?!

WILL SUSANNA RIDE A THREE WHEELER INTO AN ALTERNATE REALITY WITH ALTERNATE REALITY JAKE AND EDDIE TO KEEP HER COMPANY?

WILL THE CRIMSON KING LITERALLY GET DRAWN OUT OF EXISTENCE?

Seriously though, a generic Dark Tower movie with Elba thats some sorta action shooter that nobody will remember in a month is still miles ahead of the drivel that King spat out from book 5 onwards.

Why is a darkie the MC?

>>81244626

We're not talking about Detta being racist in general. It's her being racist specifically against Roland. How many times does that come up?

She's racist against Mia in SoS. Not Roland.

>>81244676

Doubtful. Either A) she'd pretend to be friendly and try to shoot them in their sleep or B) she'd see Eddie there, and Roland's protectiveness over Eddie, and call him a race traitor

You barely have to try to make it work

>>81244750
everything you've listed was great, the castle of the red king, the vampire, the doombots the horrors from the deep, all great, sk's sheer madness after the accident was glorious to witness

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>>81239392
>>81241070
>tfw Roland won't burn his fingers reloading while killing every living soul in Tull...

>>81244828
she's still fearful of roland as the great white boogie man thats why she doesn't get help from him

>>81244915
FUCKING DROPPED
the massacre of tull done right is all I really want in life

>>81244915

Is that even a real life thing though? The quick load with his fingers? It sounds like shit someone whose never shot a revolver would write. That he'd just reload them both at the same time somehow

They better have him kill everyone in Tull though.

>>81239267
lmao NIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>81239609
It's alright, James Franco is working on that Blood Meridian adaptation...

>>81243794
>cucks Arthur
>is black
>show is created by a Jew
It's like poetry.

>>81244916

It's still an easy rewrite

>>81244987
he holds the gun by two fingers close to his ammo pouch and takes empty cartridges out and puts fresh ones in with the other three, its not even that difficult to imagine just really tough to actually do, and really fast, I've seen a guy speedloading a shotgun that was very similar to what sk discribes

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>>81244996

https://youtu.be/4rsqRE3fBsI

>>81245096

I stand corrected

Thanks senpai

>>81245014
worst timeline

>racists spend all day criticizing media they can't stop talking about

I sincerely hope no one here is going to pay to see cuck propaganda.

Imagine all the braindead faggots who pat themselves on the back for liking some books who are going to go see this and think it's so super good omg. I don't see color!

Fucking niggers all should have stayed in their hellscape of a continent.

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>>81246277
>Imagine all the braindead faggots who pat themselves on the back for liking some books who are going to go see this and think it's so super good omg. I don't see color!

>>81239145
BBC LOVERS GET IN HERE

The people who actually like Steven King don't have the patience to read any of his books. They are terrible books, and he shits them out all of the time like L Ron Hubbard.

>"I live in Maine and uh oh there is something spooky scary"
t. every """Kang""" story

>>81247014

The Shining is set in Colorado

>>81239267
#NOTMYCOMIC
stfu

Every movie they ruin with diversity casting is a flop.

>>81248527

>blaming casting
>not the writing, direction, story, or cinematography

Remind me again what color Nick Fury is

>>81248602
A shit show? I dont give a fuck about your nigger shows nig.
Casting characters as blacks that should be whites is ruining film and tv.

>>81247014
i love the one where he lives on the coast of main in the cottage painting that was the best one

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wait "The Black Tower"
how will they name the inevitable porn parody now?

>>81249230
the big black tower

WE

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>mfw I read this book
>It's actually really mediocre
>bookfags in denial that the movie could possibly be better than mediocre

it still looks like shit though

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>>81248782

>ruined

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/marvels_the_avengers/