>character steps on a nail >pigeons sitting on top of his

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>character is about to be eaten
>scene switches to another character eating something messy like a jam sandwich

>>81237495
doesnt only jurassic park do this

>>81237519
it happened it Jaws as well.

>>81237519

They did it in the new King Kong

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>character steps on a landmine
>"OH SHI-"

>>81237519
Happened in Return of the King when the battle Faramir was charging into cut to Denethor eating a tomato that leaked down his chin.

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>Character is sneaking around a car
>Alarm goes off as doon as he touches it

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>>81237800
>car alarm causes other car alarms to go off

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>Character is desperately searching for a bomb
>Eventually finds it
>2...
>1...
>BOOOOM!

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>>81237840
>Characters arguing in the street at night
>"Hey, shut up out there!"

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>>81237840
In all fairness my car alarm did go off once when someone was screaming really loudly near it.
Don't know if it was vibrations or the sound though.

>>81237663
>It's a landmine that doesn't detonate until you step off it but luckily they notice

>>81237935
>"Don't know if it was vibrations or the sound though."
You do realize that sound is air vibrating

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>>81237935
>Don't know if it was vibrations or the sound though.

>>81237941
anti-personnel landmines will detonate after a few secs regardless of if you step off or not. This breaks my immersion

>>81237935
>Don't know if it was vibrations or the sound though.
>sounds cause vibration

>character sits down at diner
>waitress automatically pours coffee

i didn't order coffee i just got here
i'm not paying for this shit wtf

>>81238568
>character sits down at bar
>bartender automatically pours drink for them
wtf I didnt order this get me a beer bitch

>character is about to be decapitated
>scene switches to meat being sliced

>authority figure asks "who did this?"
> person responsible panics and blames someone else
>"good job"

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>>81238642
>character sits down at a bar
>orders a "beer"
>no name just beer

>>81238642
>drunk guy leaning forward literally fast asleep at the bar
>bartender not kicking them out/ calling the police to get them out of there

WHY IS IT THAT I RECOGNIZE ALL THESE TROPES BUT CAN NEVER CITE SPECIFIC EXAMPLES AT THE TIME

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>character in space
>is for some reason pulled in the direction opposite to the movement of the ship

drag in fucking space

>I'll have the usual

>>81238800
You can do that and they'll just pour whatever big brand they have a deal with though. It's usually the cheapest they have.

>character has 3 minutes of internal dialogue
>doesnt cut to anything
>we track into another room where it is raining and then outside where a building is on fire.

>>81238848
BECAUSE LIFE IS A TERRIBLE THING

>>81238905

I did that once when I went to a random place, they gave me some shit

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>>81238848
>next door neighbor unloading groceries from back of car
>see something SHOCKING
>drop paper bags, groceries all over driveway

EVEN THE NEIGHBOR COULDN'T HOLD ALL THESE TROPES

>give me a beer
>and your OTHER beer

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>"who said anything about a man?"

>Strong independent woman walks on screen with her hair blowing

>>81238976
absolute madman

>Fires dozens of bullets
>Good guy finally at gunpoint
>:click:
>no bullets left

>>81239121
>pulls out gun and points at good guy
>*click*
>good guy holds up magazine
>"looking for this?"

>>81238800
I used to be a bartender and occasionally old guys would do that thinking they were cool. I would just pour them Michelob Ultra.

>>81237790
Another one is
>evil man is sloppily eating a decadent meal

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>character holds someone in captivity
>threatens to kill them
>captive says do it
>he then changes his mind and doesnt do it

>>81239212
Happened in Community

>>81237840
THis happens outside my apartment all the time though

>>81239377
You sure it's not just someone activating multiple car alarms on purpose

>>81239051
kek

>>81239121
name things that this happens in

>>81239051
Is that a Dunkey reference

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>character is depressed

>goes outside and lives his life normally except he's just needlessly mean to other people

>>81239527

>Character is depressed
>Friend comes over and tells him to just be himself and be happy
>Depression is cured and his instantly really confident

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>Movie has a flyby of a space ship in space.
>SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

>>81239527

>character is depressed

>goes on road trip

>fixes everything, finds new friends, finds what he wants to do in life, finds adventures at every corner, finds the love of his life

>Guy looks at a girl at bar
>Skips to them having sex

>character has insomnia

>doesn't own a laptop, pc, iPad, smartphone or anything to pass the time

>>81239052
shit

>>81238936
name 3 films, 7 kinos and eight flicks that did this.

>character with headache opens up bottle of pills
>shoves about 10 pills down all at once

>>81239212
wouldn't there still be a bullet in the chamber?

>>81239470
Face off

>you're empty
>so are you

>>81239470
my diary desu.

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>Wife character makes a big breakfast
>husband character is only drinking coffee and reading the newspaper

>character asks for a vacation
>superior requests bribery to let it happen
>character is later seen working in a lighter work section and says "this is my vacation"

>>81241732
fucking what

>>81241687
>Wife cooks a huge breakfast
>Husband realises he''s late for work and leaves hurriedly with a piece of toast

>character eats its own body
>shrinks and disappears with one single pop

>>81237941
>They leave him standing there and you never know his fate

>'Don't look down!'
>Other character looks down and gets scared
>'What did I just say?!'

>>81239428
A car exhaust can set off car alarms in a parking garage. If its in a city I'd imagine closely parked cars would also trigger.

>>81241320
Baby aspirin?

>>81241732

Brazil? Only movie I can think of where this could happen. Nice meme though, I get it

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>bad guy pulls a gun on the protagonist
>Walks right up to him so he can grab him by the arm and disarm him

>>81241384
Not everyone rolls with one in the chamber.

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>Main character or side character is 40+ years old
>problem arises
>"heh, guess retirement will have to wait...."

>>81242633

Me again >>81242515 is also a good meme too. This happens in cartoons some times. Anyway..tropes

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>>81237935
>sound or vibrations

>>81242671
fuck off réddit.

>>81242515
>The whole universe gets sucked in after him

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>bar scene
>characters all have same brand beer
>at least one character has beer label pointing towards camera so we know what it is

>>81242709
actually they're not so mutually inclusive. You can have vibrations without sound just not the vice versa.
His assertion was technically correct.

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>>81237935
>American education

>>81238010
>>81238276
>>81238355
>>81242862


>>81242848

>>81238276
kekd and saved

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>main character lassos something
>side character 'i guess this ain't your first rodeo'

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>>81242515
>character using a vacuum cleaner
>vacuum starts to suck in the surroundings, foreground and background until its only the character on white
>vacuum sucks up character and the vacuum itself

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>"Sweetheart, we found you a great suitor! He's quite handsome, INCREDIBLY rich and wants to marry you right away!"
>"No mom, I'm already in love with also handsome but broke as shit commoner!"

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>hero spares the villain's life at the last moment
>villain still tries to attack the hero
>hero sidesteps or something and the villain falls over a ledge etc.
>hero tries to grab them and save them but their grip slips or the villain's sleeve rips and they fall to their death

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>>81239791
>movie has sound in space

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>supporting character turns out to be heir to the throne of Gondor
>no mention of tax policy

immersion ruined

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>movie uses a well established trope to drive the plot forward and avoid unnecessary expository dialogue

>>81238976

did they load it up with a bunch of bullshit, and some shit to drink?

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>Desolate American desert scene
>Sound of guitar playing very slowly accompanied by slowly playing harmonica and intermittent rattling/rustling paper sounds

>>81243101
Don't forget the hawks

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>villian has a thin moustache and curls it while laughing

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>"This never happened"
>"What never happened?"
>characters wink at each other and go their separate ways

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>>81238800

>>81243151
villain has a signature pose/action when doing saying or thinking villainous things

>>81243134
Ah yes...and the required ground-level shot with a scorpion walking into frame from one side.

>>81243008
semi-related, but funny link
https://youtu.be/g3YiPC91QUk

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>animal talks to human character
>'you can talk?!'

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>>81238847
>>81238800
>>81238642
>American drinking """""""""""culture""""""""""

>>81243212
And the tumbleweed, and the bovine skull

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>>81243160
>"This never happened"
>"What never happened?"
>"THE THING THAT JUST HAPPEND"
>and so on

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh haha

never heard that one before

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>protagonist is shown bloody and bruised
>"You should see the other guy"

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>Man and woman just had sex
>Aerial shot of both lying in bed
>L-shaped covers

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>character gets in cab
>asks if they can go any faster
>"CAN WE GO ANY FASTER!?"
>cabbie puts on nascar helmet and zooms off

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>>81239527
>Character is depressed
>fucks random sluts to emphasize his "hopeless" outlook on life

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>character drinking a milkshake
>'damn that's a pretty fucking good milkshake'

>>81243228
>yes, well you are actually dreaming this

>>81243059
name one kinograph where this happens

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>character brags to protagonist about having all the horses
>is infact in a worse off position due to being on the wrong side of the river

>Character(s) arrive in Las Vegas
>Cut to montage of generic casino footage with Rat Pack music playing

>>81243016
So fucking noble desu, this sorts your shit-tier heroes from your true gods among men.

>>81243459
>Character realizes his dilemma and starts swearing in Hungarian.

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>>81243446
the hobber

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>character out looking for popular toy for son for christmas
>asks employees at toy store for said toy
>employee brings a coworker and asks to repeat the question
>character asks for toy again
>employees laugh in his face
>find out later that wife is petting Ted who is also eating your cookies

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>>81242555
>the other characters leave him
>cuts to a shot of their backs
>explosion in the distance
>they look back and then keep going

>criminal grabs innocent civilian
>"I don't want any trouble"

>>81238800
I did that really drunk once, worked out ok

>>81243536
Kek

>not buying the turbo man doll before Christmas eve

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>white couple orders Chinese food
>they eat it with chopsticks

Sadly I've seen it at Chinese restaurants

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>>81243536
>mailman bombs a radio station

>>81243613
what?

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>robot character has difficulty understanding human emotions

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>character mistakes an oriental persons nationality
>gets corrected by an ex-racist

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>two characters in a fist fight
>equally matched and trading blows
>one character grabs a knife
>suddenly the other character outclasses him completely and he cannot connect a single hit

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>>81243374
>tfw I've given up on love and fuck whoever the last single girl at the bar is

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>hero grapples with bad guy and attaches an explosive to him before pushing him back
>bad guy frantically wrestles to get rid of it
>looks directly into the camera
>"Uh oh!"

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>character eating lobster at fancy restaurant
>doesn't know how to break the shell
>starts punching it
>other patrons look on in shock and bewilderment

>>81243790
>BOOM

>>81243371
>NASCAR
>not F1

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>stoner friend in the group is unabitious but massively intelligent

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>>81243536

>characters family goes on vacation at christmas time
>character gets left home alone

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>>81243814
>"He certainly had an explosive personality!"

>character gets stopped by police
>"I'll give you a warning this time but don't do it again"

>>81243644
Why would a white couple, who have used forks their whole lives, switch to chopsticks while eating Chinese food?

Really not that hard to understand my original post

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>on a plane
>'there's nothing to worry about, trust me'
>fasten your seatbelt sign comes on

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>>81238936

>>81243898
Are you autistic?

>>81243923
Not in the least, I just find it very pretentious.

>>81243898
Because they think it's part of the experience you silly sod. I know you probably order a takeaway for your lunch every day like the fat fuck you are, but for some people it's actually quite a novel experience.

>>81243829
This one is pretty accurate, hung out with stoners in and after high school, most were pretty creative and smart, but completely lacked focus or direction.

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>character is played by Tim Allen
>AEEEUUUGGGHHH?

>protagonist is overpowered, kneeling in front of antagonist
>"one day I will kill you, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow..."

>>81243371
the only movie where I've seen this happen was baseketball or however it was called. Good funny movie tho.

>character wears glasses
>they slide down his nose and pushes them up in a sexually or romantically suggestive situation

>bar fight, protagonist vs 10 guys
>each of the 10 guys attack him one at a time

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>character refuses a cigarette from someone
>'smoke up kid, it's good for ya'

>>81243972
made me fucking laug.......

>>81244012
I feel this is very specific to the walking dead, but maybe that's just me.

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>>81243790
>hero turned dark hero kicks bad guy into wall
>hero turns around to leave him after winning
>bad guy throws bomb
>dark hero sidesteps and tosses bomb back at him

>>81244012
>antagonist starts laughing manically
>a bug flies into his mouth and he starts choking
>progonist takes his gun and kills him

>>81243961
I get that's why, just seems pretentious AF to me. Do you pronounce your L's as R's too, to really emerse yourself?

>calling me a fat fuck

Lol calm down bro, did I strike a nerve or something? Why you so mad?

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>Protagonist is running
>Old lady walks past him
>The protagonist was actually on a treadmill the whole time

>>81241320
You're not a substance abuser, I see.

>antagonist has seemingly almost defeated protagonist
>tells him his entire plan

>>81244093
That seems very specific to Spider-Man 3, but if you omit the bomb detail and just say attacks then it's definitely a thing in a number of movies.

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>>81244126
>emerse

>>81244126
>umad
damn u trelled me good broski.

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>walking in the rain smoking a cigarette at night
>'and then it hit me like a slippery fish'

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>protag is sad
>it rains

>>81244198
When all else fails, attack the person's spelling/grammar. Brilliant

>>81244220
You still seem upset.

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>>81242992
Vacuums are funny, my dude

>American drinks three beers and two whiskeys in the bar next to his workplace
>Oh I'm within the legal limit, I can drive the 30 minute drive home myself

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>>81239803
I've tried this. Worst time in my life, made me more depressed because I couldn't connect to people.

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>ufo appears in the sky
'what is that?'

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>crazy monster animal attacking everyone
>only the female can calm it down and not get attacked

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>Scene takes place in Japan
>Tok tok tok tok tok tok tok YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>81244339

>american teenager goes to another teenager's house
>he just goes in their fridge and takes whatever he wants without asking or being asked if he wants anything

>>81244371
Any more babymetal pics?

>>81244429
>american teenager goes to another teenager's house
>he just goes in their fridge and takes out the shoes, puts them on and walks around the house with them

>>81244339
>>81244429

>American flushes the toilet while someone's in the shower
>Warm water goes cold, guy in the shower screams

>somebody waiting for the bathroom
>toilet flushes
>they walk out without washing hands
>person waiting pushes them out of the way and sighs relief behind the closed door

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>>81244473
Who, what now LOOK OUT NOW! It's called Ka-Ra-Te and only two kinds of people know about it

>>81237790
well faramir doesnt get eaten

>>81244339
>>81244429
>>81244475
>>81244492

>american kids have a minor fight in school
>their parents gets called to the principal's office and immediately has to leave work

>>81238860
You still have inertia in space

>>81244413
Lol what is this Tenchi Muyo?

>man is having sex
>it aint me starts playing

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>>81244714

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>>81237431
>>81237495
>>81237663
>>81237800
>>81237861
>>81237931
>>81238860
>>81239337
>>81239791
>>81241687
>>81242649
>>81242787
>>81242940
>>81243016
>>81243059
>>81243062
>>81243160
>>81243305
>>81243321
>>81243536
>>81243559
>>81243613
>>81243655
>>81243790
>>81243829
>>81243851
>>81243862
>>81243909
>>81243972
>>81244131
dumb frogposters

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>>81237431
NAME 27 MOVIES IN WHICH THIS HAS HAPPENED

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>>81244775

>>81244775
says the weeb

have some (You)s you sorry overweight cunt

>>81242633
You mean "Brazil", the movie? No. But a Brazilian movie? Yes.

>>81244791
Home Alone?

>>81244775
Weeb posting is 1000x worse, loser

>character is invited to the inauguration of a public building named after him
> is surprised by a horrendous statue with his face, but has to play along because the media is there

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>>81243876
>be 20something LONDON
>pulled over 4 times for speeding
>warning every time
feels john goodman

>>81237495
Ooo this is a good one

>>81243898
It makes you eat slower, instead of shoveling in food with a fork. Better for your digestion and makes it so you don't get bloated.

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>>81245750
>mfw my ugly cousin gets pulled over but doesn't get the warnings

>>81245821
Not saying it's better or worse than a fork, it's just that people who only use chopsticks while eating Chinese food comes off as a bit pretentious. Just an observation, didn't think I'd get so many responses (mostly angry) from it lol

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>>81243101
This guy comes on screen

>freeze frame
>"you're probably wondering how I got here"

>>81245925
Fair enough.
/tv/ has been pretty feisty lately.

>>81239470
The cold summer of 1953

>shot of villain having a good time, pleasantly strolling about
>"for once, what a great day and to think, i haven't even seen those meddling heROOOOOAAAAAA-"
>camera zooms into his mouth
>"-AAAAAAaaahhh"
>zooms out, it's one of the heroes relaxing with his friends
>"i bet lord zargon's enjoying our new present for him right now, huh gang?"
>everyone laughs, cut to credits

>>81246311
wtf is this shit?

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>>81238860
>Character is an American
>Doesn't understand physics but is suddenly an expert when he doesn't like it in movies

>>81244126
Not him but if you're the white people chopsticks guy god forbid people learn to eat with other utensils, learn other languages, go to other countries which you probably didn't experience like the fat unintelligent unloved abandoned fuck you are

>>81247048
/tv/ - chopstick defense force

>>81242570
>don't X
>does X
Every time

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>character notices a bomb near him that is about to explode
>"Oh SHI--"*Explosion*

>>81239470
Matrix

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>>81243321
>I AM THE OTHER GUY

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>>81244775

>>81247609
>PG-13 movie
>OH FU- *explosion*

>a series of murders within a certain group of people
>the culprit turns out to be Ozymandias

>character meets up with his best friend.
>they jerk each other off for 2 hours.

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>>81239527

>>81247609
Did you post this yesterday or am I getting deja vu?

>>81239803
This exact thing happened to me except i got dumped and came back so depressed I tried to kill myself

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>be like 11
>walking through forest with friends
>there's a bunch of wood out like someone was half-assedly building a tree house
>step on a nail that goes through my shoe
>scream blood murder
>check foot
>no puncture or mark
>check shoe
>no hole
>mfw

>>81248581
what the fuck

>>81238983
Name 2 besides breaking bad

>>81240505
God I hate this one

>>81248506
What method did you try?

>>81240505
>>81249122
>guy picks up something for girl
>girl look at guy, then away and double takes back and stops to stare for 2 seconds
>skips to them having sex

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>>81248581
>be on my phone, waiting to pick up friend in a parking lot
>car next to me
>out of the corner of my eye notice a blonde woman in a black track suit approaches the other car's door
>she rummages in her purse
>30 seconds pass
>wonder wtf she's doing
>look over
>no one there

I saw a woman in black go into the back office of my work this morning but it was empty when I checked. I'm starting to get freaked out.

>>81248581
>>81249377
schizophrenia

>>81249377
it's me. i'll always be with you.

>>81243504
every time

>flashback scene
>blurry underwater transition with harp music

>>81243160
I do this irl

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>my father used to read this story to me

>>81249464
Shit, I better get checked out. I just worry a therapist would think I'm making it up to be edgy or to get drugs.

>>81249537
At least I'm not alone. Thanks for being there for me, hallucination!anon

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>>81249654
>flashback scene
>character initiating the flashback mimics the harp noises with their voice
>everyone stares at them
>"what?"

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>*record scratch*

>>81241320
I do this.

>>81245925
i use chopsticks as well as a fork and use whatever is on the table. most places only have chopsticks and i dont see the need to have them bring out a fork

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>>81246999
>Character is some smelly foreigner
>Normally stays on-topic but descends into autistic screeching whenever the greatest nation on earth is mentioned

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>two female characters alone together in a scene
>they start making out for no reason

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>>81243655
>robot character asks human to explain what a "joke" is

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>main character gets a phone call
>wife asks who was that

>>81241960
Fuck this shit, I swear this was every fucking movie when I was a kid

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>teenager comes home from first day of high school
>runs into their room and locks the door

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>>81250348
MESMERIZING EYES

THIS DATA PEPE TRULY CONVEYS HIS FUNCTIONALITY IS FULL AND HES GONNA USE IT MERCILESSLY

>>81249921
>I just worry a therapist would think I'm making it up to be edgy or to get drugs.
the shit you described is textbook symptoms. seek help dude.

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>First day of highschool
>To the fathers disappointment, Kid asks to be dropped off a block away for the school

>>81247960
>guy's taking a Rorschach test
>he answers "butterfly" on the common one

>bad guys have assault rifles
>good guy takes them all out with a handgun 100+ yards away

>>81250031
enjoy your kidney failure.

>>81243369
kek whoever made that pic is a drama queen

>>81237861
>3
>2
>Cuts random wire
>1
>...
>"Phew"

>>81250719
Can do, thanks for the advice.

>>81243613
my friend and her husband do this

whats worse is they use chopsticks with mexian food

>tfw friend is a huge fucking weeaboo

her husband gave me a lecture (in public) on sushi when i used the term incorrectly

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>>81240505
But this actually happens.

>>81243790
>You should spend more time in the city!

>>81243377
Every damn time.

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ITT: Things that never happened.

>>81243972
Holy fuck, I'm crying.

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>>81243613
Chopsticks are fun to use. It makes you seem like you're in a buddy-cop movie.

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>>81245750
>20something living in NYC
>Huge apartment
>Doesn't have a job
>Hardly does any school worl
>paranoid how bad his life is
>Worried they'll "never make it"
>Women think he's a loser

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>>81237431
>Character rapes little sister
>Thirty years later, even an NBA point-guard wouldn't rape the sister
Breaks the immersion.

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>>81237431
>character steps on a nail
>cut to character sitting in the doctor's office getting a tetanus shot

>>81237495
>character is about to be eaten
>scene switches to the monster/dinosaur/alien squatting down the next day and taking a big fat shit, full of the character's bones

>>81237663
>character steps on a landmine
>He dies

>>81237800
>Character is sneaking around a car
>He gets curb-stomped by Edward Norton

>>81237861
>Character is desperately searching for a bomb
>Eventually finds it
>Puts it in his backpack and heads out to see the Boston Marathon

>>81237931
>Characters arguing in the street at night
>A truck hits them

>>81238568
>character sits down at diner
>We don't serve your kind here

>>81238800
>character sits down at a bar
>orders a "beer"
>no name just beer
>bartender is a useless fucking hipster and he has no idea what to do

>>81238847
>drunk guy leaning forward literally fast asleep at the bar
>he's dead

>>81237495
This is a great scene every time

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>>81242555
>cut to him still standing there at night
>"Uh, guys?"

>>81251311
IS THAT KSTEWS NEWEST LOOK

DYKES HIT THE WALL HARD

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>hero is against multiple enemies with guns
>villains try to melee him with guns instead of just shooting him with bullets
>even if they shoot, they aimlessly waste all their bullets without touching him

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>>81250885

>Countdown approaching zero
>Doesn't know which wire to cut
>Picks one based on symbolism or religion
>...
>"Phew"

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>character shoots gun a few times
>"FUCK OFF WITH THE GUNS" is heard in the distance

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>>81251266
What do you want from me

>>81251345
10/10

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>>81251437
EVERY TIME
also
>"BOTTLE KIDS! GET DOWN!"

>>81250848

>the bad guys fire their rifles as they fall dead to the ground

>>81237431
ouch

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>>81243559
>later in the movie the character appears out of nowhere to get his revenge on guys who left him to die
>we see a flashback sequence of his improbable escape

>>81238800
That's literally how it works pretty much everywhere except burgerclap land.

>>81237840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2J60QsaV1s

>>81238800
Here in Japan, there are plenty of bars with literally one beer. So you just ask for a beer.

>>81249046

Batman mask of the phantasm, sort of.

>>81251353
>Logan

>a happy traditional family is shown
But they invariably have a Dark Secret and are actually disfunctional until progressive minded free spirits teach them a valuable lesson.
(((Who))) keeps pushing this?

>>81242848
He's just saying "vibrations or vibrations".

>>81245393
Cristiano is ugly, look at pics of him laughing and not doing an instagram duckface

>character tries to sneak around a sleeping monster
>everytime they take a step it makes a deafening creaking noise
>monster doesn't wake up

>>81243459
He still has all the horses, though. What's one river crossing with a horse compared to walking across an entire desert on foot?

>>81239212
>pulls out gun and points at good guy
>"click"
>good guy holds up bad guy's gun
>"looking for this?"
>bad guy is holding banana

>>81255995
>character steps on a twig
>*wince*

>>81255995
>character makes it all the way to the other side and makes a big sigh of relief.
>this wakes the monster up

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>'I don't know what to do!'
>'you'll know when the time comes'

>character gets girlfriends almost without thinking about it no matter how much of a loser he is

;_:

>>81256050
>pulls out gun and points at good guy
>"click"
>good guy holds up bad guy's gun
>"looking for this?"
>bad guy is holding a PEZ dipenser

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>Character steps on crack
>Character's Mother screaming heard in the distance as her back breaks

>>81256383
>pulls out gun and points at good guy
>"click"
>good guy holding bad guy's gun
>"looking for this?"
>bad guy is holding lawn rake

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>>81243008
NEEEAR FAAAAR WHERE-EVVVEEERRR YOU AREEEEEE

Sont you guys ever get tired of this stale repetitiveness? All of you literally post more or less make the same posts on here everyday. Go outside and ride a bike or something

>>81256473
Woah...

>>81256561
YOOOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEE THERES NOTHING TO FEEEEEEEEEL

>>81256646
AAAAANNND I KNNOOOWWW THAT THE HEART DOES GOOO OOOONNNNNN

>>81237431
A nail steps on a pigeon a man flies of the roof as he cums assortedfrog.png

>>81240505
>>81249122
this happens in real life too, what's the problem?

>character wakes up
>they don't spend an hour in bed in their phone while holding in a shit

>>81239051
underrated

>Panning shot of big city
>Faint sound of sirens

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>character goes on /tv/
>sees a frogposter thread
>scrolls past every reply that doesn't have atleast 6 (You)'s

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>Good guy's in his last bullet
>Hits 2 guys with it

>>81257384
>Character goes on /tv/
>Sees interesting thread
>Scrolls past every reply that doesn't have a picture

I actually do this

>>81238927
This is literally the stupidest answer and I keep seeing it perpetuated by autists. No bartender just gives you a "house beer" when you order just "a beer" unless you sounded so fucking autistic they didn't want to engage you in one single additional word of conversation.

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>>81257576
>unless you sounded so fucking autistic they didn't want to engage you in one single additional word of conversation.

>>81250952

Which term?

>>81257576

>implying we haven't covered this a million fucking times and baiting faglords like you isn't a meme itself now

>>81258012
>isn't up to date on the latest meme meta

>>81257576
>I'll have a Beer
>We have *Insert brand* and *Another brand* on the tap
>I'll have *Insert brand*

>>81238010
>>81238276
>>81238355
>>81242709
>>81242862
He wondered wether the car picked up the sound, with the use of some kind of mic or if it had a sensor that picked up vibrations.

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@81258103
(You)

>>81249377
>mfw my mum tells me I used to tell her I saw a woman in a green dress in my room at night in my childhood home

>character is in stranded
>makes a shelter that looks somewhat good
>looks at it
>"well, so far nothing bad has ha-"
>something explodes/shelter gets destroyed

>>81239212
This one's actually pretty neat

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>character sees new frogposting thread
>thinks about posting
>doesn't
>thread is at 300+ replies when he wakes up

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>>81243765
Boohoo for you...

>>81237495
>That scene in Me, Myself and Irene where he goes to shit on the neighbours lawn and it switches into a lovely ice cream being poured

>>81238336
Anti-personell, kid

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>>81238800
>go to bar
>ask for a beer
>"what kind?"
>i don't know
>"let me see your id"

>>81250885
>Character is told to cut the red wire
>The wires are all yellow
>You know, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that this is a very poorly-designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back.