>protagonist emerges from shower >wipes steam away with

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>>81212960
>protagonist punches the mirror after he realizes he isn't himself

>>81212960
>mc washes face in mirror

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>>81212960
>Closes mirror
>Sees bad guy/monster/villain behind them

>>81213008
>you're not real

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>>81212960
>protagonist doesn't take a shit in the shower

>protagonist brushes teeth
>doesnt even use water to gargle

>>81213042
>protagonist brushes teeth
>spits into sink
>doesn't rinse down his spit

>>81213042
>brushes teeth
>gums don't bleed profusely

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>couple in bed after sex/in the morning
>she covers her body with the sheets all time, even to go to the bathroom

>>81213042
>>81213048
>character brushes teeth without spitting out hardly anything, as if they're just swallowing it all

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>>81212960
>Protagonist goes to pee
>Has perfect aim with great fluid pressure and doesn't first spurt some pee over the floor and toilette seat
>Doesn't fart during

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>character doesnt shiver when he's taking a piss

>when shitting doesnt have a chair or bucket to prop feet up to simulate squatting and ease the excretion process

>protagonist takes a shit
>doesnt do it naked

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>>81213133
>character using a urinal
>doesn't drop his pants to the floor

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>>81213151
>character using an urinal
>doesn't check the guy next to him's dick

>>81213151
>character uses urinal
>friend uses next urinal and check out character's penis

>character doesnt go into the stall to avoid people looking at his penis

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>character using public toilet
>doesn't bring a seat cushion

>it's a body switching episode
>female in man's body makes a mess using his penis while peeing

>character doesn't hold piss and shit in until he gets home because autism

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>character brushing teeth before bed
>almost no visible suds from toothpaste that start dripping from his hand down to his elbow

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>it's an "anon pretends to be autistic on the internet" episode

>character uses public restroom
>doesn't piss everywhere for fun

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>>81213260
My mom made us walk out of this movie during that scene

>>81213260

>man in female body grabs his boobs and smiles coyly

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>character goes to sleep without putting a towel on his pillow

>>81213338
>man in female body checks his privilege then reeeeees

>>81213260
>its a body switching episode
>man in womans body makes a mess using her feminine anus while shiting

>young kid takes a shit
>calls protag that he's finished
>shit is all over the floor, the walls, the ceiling, etc.

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>character goes to sleep with a female accomplice by his side

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>protagonist is watching a movie

>doesn't check his phone for (You)s

>>81213151
Feels good man

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>>81212960
>character is in front of the mirror after his shower
>doesn't stare at his penis because the reflection makes it look bigger

>>81213614

Thank fuck someone remembers

>>81212960
i literally do this. doesnt everybody

>>81213651
>character emerges from shower
>doesn't spend 5 minutes inspecting his butthole in the mirror

>>81213589
normal people would check for messages

>>81213780
fuck messages. I need (you)s

@81213802
you'll get your (you)s but not today :^)

>>81213780
At least texts are meaningful and have real-life consequences, (you)s are useless apart from the rush of endorphin you get

>>81213876

>>81212960
>he doesn't stare at himself for an hour to see who flinches first

>protagonist masturbates in the shower
>doesn't use a shower massager

>>81213876
>texts
>meaningful

1 in a million

>>81213060
you are brushing your teeth wrong anon

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lmao

>>81213101
the shivering I've seen in the first dumb&dumber movie

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>Turn on the TV to [Channel Whatever]
>Protagonist doesn't miss a single part of the news report

>>81213078
>sex/in the morning
>no morning breath

>>81213042
>>81213048
>>81213088
wait, you don't actually brush your teeth and then gargle water so all the toothpaste just washes off your teeth right? You only spit out what's in your mouth and then clean the toothbrush with the water right?

>>81215428
Nah, he just has gingivitis.

>>81213094
> american protagonist just does a squat motion so his dick flips out and hten starts peeing
>doesn't pull back foreskin so the pee doesn't fly in all directions because he's american
>doesn't have to wipe the end of the dick because there's always a few drops that come out 20sec later that stains your underwear

>>81213101
>doesnt have a chair or bucket to prop feet up to simulate squatting and ease the excretion process
>mfw I've started doing this a week back

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>>81213042
>Protagonist brushes teeth
>Doesn't use bleach

>>81217300
>friend calls protagonist
>"there's something crazy going down in DC, quick turn on the tv"
>*turns on the tv*
>"We're coming to you live to report from the events happening in Washington as strange aircraft have been spotted in"

>>81218949
I rinse with water

>>81219089
isn't that bad for you? The content of the toothpaste just drains right off your teeth, no?

>>81212989
>protagonists stares at his own reflection from the broken mirror

>brush teeth at the end of the day
>tongue is all yellow from coffee or tea
>no matter how much I brush the tongue and teeth I still spit out a yellowish saliva and the tongue remains yellow
I guess this explains why I have yellow teeth...
not sure what do do against it though ,I'd have to eat somethign every time I've enjoyed a cup of coffee just to get it out the way, it's hte only way I know how

>character has sex

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>Protagonist is in a gay interracial relationship

>>81219119
But I brush first

>>81219119
that's literally not how toothpaste works you dumbfuck

>>81219231
>Protagonist is in a relationship

>>81219342
>Character has friends

>>81219363
>Protagonist doesn't kill himself

>>81219398
I can't connect with any protagonist who has the balls to do that

>>81219398
>Protagonist doesn't make a failed suicide attempt and isn't abandoned by the few people that cared for him

>>81219341
how does it work then? Surely stuff like the fluor stays after brushing and should not be washed away with water?

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>>81212960
>frogposter starts thread about movie cliches
>none of the cliches apply to any movie ever

>>81219671
It happens literally in every flick.

>character finishes eating
>doesn't wash his hands

>character wants to live

>>81219671
Stupid frog posters

>>81219441
toothpaste is used to wash away plaque on your teeth
imagine it in the same way washing up liquid is used to remove grease but you don't want any left on your plates when you're eating

>protagonist shivering during sleep
>female interest wraps around him for warmth
>next morning
>"I didn't do it for YOU, I did it cuz HE told me to"

>>81219441
The fucking toothpaste in some part (unless you live in a shitty place) will tell you not to eat or drink for 30 min after brushing.
Toothpaste is NOT edible retard.

>>81213802
here you go faggot

>>81213192
>character goes to public bathroom.
>doesn't shit in the urinal.

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>>81219146
>"What have i become?"

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>>81213151
>>81213614

>>81213802
Hi

>>81220829
>he doesn't have an afternoon snack of a tube of toothpaste every day
I couldn't concentrate without my daily tube desu

>>81213368
Is it so you wouldn't have to change your pillow case?

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>character goes to brush his teeth
>he doesn't put a cup of toothpaste down so he can dip his toothbrush in after every tooth

>>81221692
this makes me uncomfortable only because it's such a waste