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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
Ha ha
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>>81207689

What even is this? And why are you laughing about it?
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>>81207725
Wheat kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvrilPDKVLI
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>>81207689
can't wait for a disturbed version of this

>>81207725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvrilPDKVLI
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>>81207689
That is the worst CGI I've seen from a movie.
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Ayy lmao
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Still have high hopes for this
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>>81208233
Wheat lamo
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>>81208592
The grass was greener...
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So where was it?
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>>81208660
The white Xeno stole all of the black Xeno's wheat
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>>81207777
kinoats confirmed
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>could have done this as a practical effect
>do it cgi instead
>looks even worse than the cgi aliens from Alien: Resurrection
Has Ridley truly lost his mind?
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>>81208657
one of the best PF guitar solos t b h
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>>81207689
Ash vs evil dead?
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>>81207689
how is he making this and Blade Runner 2 at the same time?
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>spoiling a new alien breed in a trailer when you could have kept it a secret

Ridley must be like
>"LOOK GUYS IT ISNT JUST ABOUT XENOMORPHS SO PLEASE GO SEE THE MOVIE"
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>>81209950
>he doesn't know

2049 is going to be Kino desu. Scott isn't anywhere near it
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>>81209941
A low budget tv show looks better than a movie made by a million dollar company...
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>>81207777
Wow. It happens so fast that you wouldn't notice unless you paused it. Congrats on being a nitpicky faggot, OP.
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>>81207689
Wow the new doom looks like shit.
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>>81209950
he's not...?
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>>81207689
that looks exactly like the vampires from priest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGj5Fk7w1Qs
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>>81209981
>Scott isn't anywhere near it
GOOD. Him saying that Ford was a replicant was a big mistake
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>>81209914
>gilmour era PF
can we just.. not?
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>>81210025

Vilvenue is directing, deacons is shooting, and the goose is loose as the protag
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>>81210012
Doom 2005 used tons of practicals along with CGI.

It actually has aged very well
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looks actually fine and its an horrid creature. are you just being contrarian?
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>>81210063
>Vilvenue is directing, deacons is shooting, and the goose is loose as the protag
and Jared Leto plays a crazy replicant.

I actually thought Jared as the Joker was the best performance he did because I just find basic Leto so bland in all of his other movies.

Him playing a crazy lunatic actually makes him worth watching on screen so I am very excited to see how he acts in this movie
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>>81210071
creature looks very good but light work is terrible.
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>>81210018

fuck you're right
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>>81210009
Ayo hol up
PffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>81210096
Forgot about that. Leto seems like a replicant anyways, he'll be good in it
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>>81207689
I wanted it to be good. But I'm losing hope that it will.
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>Kenny Powers piloting a spaceship
>mfw

I'm going to watch the movie just for that. And I'm going to enjoy it. And you can't stop me.
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>>81210018
that looks better than the neomorph, wtf
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I legitimately thought this was a screenshot from Priest but that's actually from the new Alien the fuck
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oy vey
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>>81208660
WATCH IT XENOS
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>>81212332
dude more unexplained murals n shit lmao
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>>81207777
That was some PS2-tier animation right there.
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What is this expression meant to convey?
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>>81212332
What is this, Easter Island?
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>>81209995
What show?
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>>81212754

Evil Dead
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>>81210018
unironically a fun movie
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>>81207689
all I care about is the engineers and their entire mythos, those guys are cool. Everything else is garbage
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>>81212332

HAHA THEY HAVE NOSES

THAT MEANS THE JEWS

THE NOSES MEAN THE JEW THING
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>>81213617
*TORAHD*
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>>81207689
Fuck you Ridley.
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>>81210320
You sound like me with independence day 2. Just get on the hate wagon now and maybe you can be pleasantly surprised. Don't go in with hype. Go in expecting awfulness. Save yourself the hurt.
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>>81212673
the 5th crew member death that has already been revealed, and the lost suspense those scenes could have had.

thats what
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>>81213568
dude big blue bald boys lmao
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>>81207689
reminds me of not tom hardy in prometheus in the fan cut
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>>81207777
>>81207689
Time for Ridley Scott to go the way of George Lucas.
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Someone give me a quick rundown on wheat posting
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>>81213972
That's not even not Tom Hardy
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>>81213972
>>81214035
It's the ginger geologist.
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>>81214003
i aint touchin that guys fuckin wheat, and neither should you
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>>81207689
JUST
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>>81207689
>calm new age opening shot
>all of this
>where is it
>loud noises
>what happened here
>you all sacrificed so much to be here
>loud noises
>do you read me
>what's happening
>some explosions and loud noises
>crying
>kissing
>calm down calm down
>you're breaking up

Absolute shitpile of cliches. It's going to be shit. But I guess ok to waste two hours.
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>>81214181
>We will build a wall and keep all of the Xenos out, so good, hardworking Neos can live in peace!
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>>81216515

>there must be more to life than murder
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So, why did Prometheus ripoff that android's head?
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>Duelists, Alien, Blade Runner
>Gladiator was alright
>He has only done mediocre shit then

Was it pure luck? How can you go from doing such great films when you are a novice to making The Martian, Exodus, The Counselor, Prometheus, etc when you are experienced and have unlimited resources?
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>3 15-second TV spots, with maybe 3 or 4 seconds of material that wasn't in previous trailers
>somebody with a voice for silent film is going to spend several minutes doing a "breakdown" of them

youtube was a mistake
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>>81207689
It must really eat Scott up at night that Cameron stole his franchise and made a better movie, heck- the very thought must drive him to contemplate suicide! Cameron cucked Scott and Scott has spent the last 20 years desperately trying and failing to outdo Cameron.
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>>81216599

Kingdom of Heaven DC was good dangit
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>>81216599

>have unlimited resources

this is the problem right there.

the better access filmmakers have to technology and funding the more they abuse it in order to take production design shortcuts and the quicker the path from shitty screenplay to movie

no checks and balances
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Am I the only one who's super tired of this "faceless monsters are scary and disturbing durr" meme?

It's so fucking overused and I'm sick of it. If a faceless monster appeared in front of me IRL, I would probably just roll my eyes at how lazy the design is.

ANYTHING is scarier at this point. Big noses, big eyes, just not the fucking smooth surface that screams "I can't design shit so let me just rip off Silent Hill or whoever did this first"
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>>81216670
aliens is trash and cameron hasn't made a good movie since t2. fuck off retard
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>>81216670
although i think ridley has gone downhill, you cant really say alien or aliens are better than one another, they are completely different genres. i much prefer alien to aliens, but i dont like cameron's style of action film (or how every film he does becomes an action film). Alien is Sci-fi/Horror with the xeno playing a completely different role and holding a completely different tone than cameron's xeno. also dont think ridley gives a second thought to camerons career, their artistic aims and tendencies are vastly different.
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>>81216794
Gee, Ridley, you're up late aren't you?
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lmao
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>>81216565
>get a closer look at these gainz faggot
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>>81216794
You're a faggot.
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>>81216893
>>81217006
go to bed jim. you have 5 more avatar sequels to write. you need your rest
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>>81207689
кceнoкинo
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>>81208760
>mfw the film is about humans teaming up with the Xenomorph to get back the wheat stolen by neomorphs

K I N O
I
N
O
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>>81217097

>when the most interesting thing about this movie is the bullshit stories concerning wheat
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>>81217031
You're right... I'll be making the highest grossing blockbusters of all time with the best visual effects and the most awards... and Ridley will keep making... whatever this is...
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Grain?
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>People griping about trailers spoiling movie: 1) Don't watch them then. 2) Uh, it's an Alien movie, so crashed ship (from Prometheus), eggs that people put their faces down over, and then aliens. Plus a hero woman. The end, though it never really is.
thanks youtube

anyway it looks like a jumpscare from some shitty by the numbers ghost horror or whatever, fucking christ
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>>81207689
>implying trailers don't have unfinished cgi

it'll look fine when it's released fellas. just be happy he's still making movies.
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>>81217910
boy I sure am glad that senile old fuck is still making kino
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>>81207689
GET AWAY FROM MY WHEAT HUMAN
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>>81218044
bit of both, I know he's not directing it but he's still involved in it, and he hasn't made a decent flick in like 10 years.
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>>81216914
The deer from the walking dead looks better than this
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>>81218083
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>>81216773
You sound positively retarded. Keep this stream of consciousness shit to yourself, idiot.
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>>81216767
This desu. Just look at Shamalamadingdong. Take his money away and he instantly shits out a kino.
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>*inhales*

when will this 12 year old meme end?
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>>81216923
perfect
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>>81216670
Low quality b8.
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>>81216684
True. Scott is the only director who actually improves his films with DCs.
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I'll like it

I've liked every Alien film so far Even Avp 1 & 2
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>>81213972
That's Fifield you fag
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>>81216794
You mean since Avatar
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>>81210025
>Him saying that Ford was a replicant was a big mistake

Why? It's hardly a spoiler anymore. And it's pretty obvious to anyone who's paying attention.
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Is this Ayy kino?
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>>81218457
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>>81207777
nice sound design tho
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>>81216637
>xXxFaggotxXx's REACTION to Alien: Covenant "Run...Hide...Pray" Trailer THX FOR 100K VIEWS
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>when Life will probably be the better Alien movie
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>>81207689
So is it Shaw?
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>>81207689
>only like 13 teeth
>look brittle as fuck

Lmao whats it gonna do, suck me to death?
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>>81213568
David wipes them all out in the first 5 minutes with black goo bombs
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>>81207689
Looks fine
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>>81218908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJhrw-m7Kzs
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>>81218259
wheat kino
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Alexandra Daddario really let herself go...
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For someone who want ti get in the alien serie, should i watch AVP or they're just a spinoff?
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>>81220168

just a spin off
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>>81220168
For someone who wants to get into Freddy Kruger series. Should I start with Freddy Vs Jason and the remake or just the original?
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>>81220168
They're canon tho
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Alien is Kino... but is it desu?
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>>81214406
>dude human reproductive system LMAO
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>>81217985
I feel Bladerunner is going to suck, but Alien Covenant is going to be kino as fuck.
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>>81213929
this
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>>81216515
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>81218192
Not really
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>>81216565
Because David is a grotesque parody of human life (and by extension, them). It's like a little kid having a disgusting and inappropriate toy, you'd just snatch it from them and throw it away.
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This movie looks worse the more I see of it. That trailer with the pretentious "Last Supper" title was the straw that broke the camel's back, for me. Between the LAST SUPPER IT'S DEEP GET IT title, the two gay dudes wrestling and kissing each other (because that's how gay people act on the job, right?), and an utter cluelessness on the part of the director to sense that people on such an important mission would try to take their job seriously (see also: Prometheus) means that Scott is actively un-learning all that he knew since the 70s. Given that this is another mediocre script-writer to fuck with the movie, I have no hopes - I'll stick with fucking Resurrection of all movies. At least that garbage is funny and entertaining.

>>81218462
(not him btw)
Regardless of whether or not what Scott thinks, the wonderful thing is that I can pick whichever cut of Blade Runner I want as the "canon."

Deckard being a Replicant cheapens the message of the film and more or less shows how Ridley can hold on to a dumb idea despite all evidence suggesting that it is in fact dumb. See also: Jesus was a Space Jockey!!!!

We should be a lot more skeptical of Ridley Scott's big "insights" if the great narrative twists amount to the above and "he wuz a robot all al0ng!!1!"
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>>81218855
asking the real question here...
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>>81209995
the visual effect on this demon was top-notch and pretty unique, what with the way his mouth felt like it was undulating all over his head.
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>>81207777
Lmao
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>>81213568
lol what mythos. any mythos the space jockeys had was masterfully torpedoed into space dust by Ridley and what-his-fuck who wrote Lost.

the strange alien horror that Ridley/Giger originally created was replaced with the, uh, oh so thought-provoking question of
>dey created us why they wanna hurt us why tho 3;
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>>81207689
Best sci-fi movie of the decade, calling it now. OP BTFO.

I'm glad wheatposting never took off
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>>81223453

>guy who made the image sucks so much at typing he didn't realize he wrote "si" instead of "is"
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>>81223515
>hkk
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>>81223605

>Mr. Eko
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>>81223453
>>81223515
>>81223605
>>81223937
>tripfags
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>>81209995
Is that BOB?
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>>81218427
You should be slowly dissected untill you die and every one of your family members burned alive
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>>81216794
Time for a nap Ridley, you're cranky.
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>>81207689
say whatever you want about this movie, but the alien design and the CGI is the best the world has ever seen
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>>81216923
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>>81217910
that gif creeped me out way more then it should've
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>>81217910
what is this from

I cannot remember this from Prometheus
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>people still think Prometheus was good
>people still hope this garbage will be any good
>mfw
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>>81216515

>You failed to protect his smile
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>>81224832
>Prometheus is bad meme

Is it 2012?
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>>81207689

>saw this exact icon on a youtube video thumbnail
>thought it was click bait
>marked it as spam
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>>81216565
Because Weyland showed Daniel as an example that he was a creator, like the Engineer. The Engineer destroyed his toy and killed him for thinking he was anywhere close to their level.
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How do i get traps like ALIEN?
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