Does anybody else desperately want an Aliens porn parody where

>>81204453
I've been saying this for years

well that just made my night lol (starts blowing load) "ITS GAME OVER MAN!! ITS GAME OVER!

Spunkmeyer in the back

>>81204453
I don't even know who Ashley Fires is and yes I do
Where did the wheat come from though?

>tfw no scene where people are banging and a nutbuster comes out a guy's dick and cums all over ripley's face

>>81204453
>Does anybody else desperately want an Aliens porn parody where Colette Ferro is played by Ashley Fires and she says "You're in my pipe, 5x5" as she's getting gangbanged by like 5 xenomorphs?
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It's a shame she had to die instead of being one of the remaining survivors at end.

She should have saved Ripley at the end

And then the 2 surprisingly kiss

>>81205312
>Does anybody else desperately want an Aliens porn parody where Colette Ferro is played by Stefani Germanotta and she says "You're in my pipe, 5x5" as she's getting gangbanged by like 5 xenomorphs?
haha fixed my man

>>81204453
she literally only looks good with the aviators covering half of her ghoulish face.

>>81205893
That is correct my man. No reason I can't make her wear the helmet and glasses during intercourse tho

>>81204453
I feel your desperation, seems like my whole adult life has been spent waiting for "7 queers in Tibet".