>Character is very wealthy >Like incredibly wealthy at

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>>81203626
>character is American
>smears shit around with toilet paper and calls it a day instead of using a handless bidet attachment like the rest of the civilized world

>>81203626
>Character flushes toilet paper instead of throwing it in the bin
Why would you do that?
Why would you stink up your bathroom like that?

>>81203725
>not conveniently and efficiently sharting in your pants at the mart
do you even realize how many trees get cut down so you can feel smug as you wipe your ass?!? do you????

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>Protagonist doesnt use the Squatty Potty©

>tfw actor is too pretty as to make you hate yourself

Good damn you, Efron.

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>>81203725
>Character is a rich American in the shower
>Someone flushes the toilet
>Suddenly shit water intermingle with the hot water in the drains and drops down on him like hot shit

>>81203740
>stink

That's why you get your housekeeper to empty the bin after every shit. It's not rocket science.

>>81203725
>be European
>wash your ass with water like the good muslims you are

>>81203946
>housekeeper
So instead of shit stink in your bathroom, you have a walking, talking, money consuming stink that goes around the whole house?
I'll stick with flushing the toilet thanks.

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>character's brushing his teeth

>rinses mouth, leaving no toothpaste left