>be a 27 year old virgin >the movie has a romantic

>>81200149
takes me right out of the damn movie desu

>>81200149
Because it makes you upset or because it's too alien for you to understand it? If it's the former I can understand but if it's the latter that's fucking retarded. You don't have to experience something personally to enjoy a movie about said experience.

are you implying men suddenly become ok with romantic plots once they had sex?

You're a bit autistic there, son. I say this as a fellow spergtard, and a 41-year-old wizard at that

>>81200149
The romantic subplot is so you can maybe try to take a girl with you to see it, and do something about the sorry state of your life.

>>81200264
what are your stats, wziardanon?

like weight and height

>>81200264
>>81200149
I'll never understand why you freaks don't just hire whores. I was a virgin until 19 and I lost my virginity to a hooker and that completely changed my mindset and I got laid with acceptable frequency for free.

>>81200557
Implying any of us can afford or locate those services

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>be old
>the movie has people younger than me
fucking shit

>>81200653
It's 150-200 bucks for a decent escort. How can you be over 18 years old and not be able to save that up in a few weeks? Stop spending it on tendies and put it in a shoebox under your bed or something.

>>81200241
This. I'm not a virgin and I still sperg out when romance plots come up.

This is why virgins shouldn't have opinions on movies, they can't relate to normal life because they have autistic mindsets