>Character is being chased by something >He keeps turning

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>two characters having dialogue
>one sentence ends
>cut to a completely different filming location where a lot of time must have passed for them to get there
>next sentence is a continuation and/or reply to the previous sentence as if the conversation had never been interrupted

>>81197005
I hate this shit.

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>car chase
>coming up to busy intersection
>puts the foot down and speeds through (bonus points for actually showing a foot slamming down on the pedal)
>checks rearview mirror to see the chaser screeching to a halt

>two characters talking about a problem to be solved
>one character could sort out the situation easily by saying one simple thing
>doesn't

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>character apparently is driving in a straight line
>he casually flails the steering wheel back and forth for no reason

>>81198426
unbalanced wheels

>>81197070
Yeah, it's more the notion that they think this is still clever that I find offensive.

>characters in a restaurant talking
>either one or both have plates of food in front
>they use their cutlery to cut the food
>doesn't eat during the whole scene

>characters playing a video game in a scene
>they proceed to press all the buttons randomly
>sound effects from Halo, Space Invaders, or generic racing game

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>>81198797
>Characters are playing an MMORPG
>"Dude! You got the high score!"
>"No-one's ever made it to level 14 before!"

>>81198931
kek'd

>>81198797
That's a good one. It always baffled me that they still tried to pull this shit often throughout the 2000s.

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>bad guy confronts person with gun who is clearly inexperienced
>tells them the safety is on
>tells them how to cock it

>>81197005
Has any movie subverted this at all?
Like one character calls out the other for taking 20 minutes to complete a sentence

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>Characters who are apple Herbert fries
>second second trilby hat wearer arrives
>genesis of spurts

>mfw

>>81198931
It's pretty lazy and alienating that someone thinks they can throw that out there and think "it'll be fine". I guess they don't really value the immersion of the kneckbeard crowd.

>>81199072
I think the simpsons called it out one time but I can't be sure.

>>81198931
Ready Player One is going to be a pain in the ass.

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>Movie references "You talkin to me" scene from Taxi Driver
>Movie references "I'm walkin here" from Midnight Cowboy
>Movie references Horse-head scene from Godfather I.

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>"This isn't a movie, this is real life!"

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>>81198797
>Character is playing a videogame
>It's literally an Atari game with "bleep-bleep-bloop" sound-effects

>>81198797
I've never seen Halo used aside from that one time on Dexter.

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>character gets shot through the head
>staggers for a few seconds before dropping

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>>81199876
>Character gets shot in the stomach
>Looks down at his own bloody hand that was covering the wound before falling down dead

>random character gets taken hostage
>can immediately identify kidnappers identities and credit card info

>>81199127
yeah, when Marge almost cheated on homer right after they got married with the aviator

>>81199072
No, thatd be deadpool tier levels of reddit

>>81199072
American Dad did once but I can't remember the episode.

>character'a heart stops
>other character gives CPR by mouth
>unconscious character is revived without vomiting and starts speaking normally.

>Character is shot in the torso.

>Person is able to speak coherently without blood filling their lungs.

>>81200379
>Character is saved from almost drowning
>Other character gives CPR
>First character coughs up a mouthful of water

Does that happen? If there was that much excess water in their body, wouldn't they have drowned?

>>81199986
>Main character is about to get shot by the antagonist
>BANG!
>Main character looks down
>Camera shows the antagonist being shot from a different angle

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>protag on phone with girlfriend
>no you're not breaking up i can hear you fine!
>...
>...
>...
>oh
>you're breaking up with me

>>81201936
fuck