>Character gets hit in the balls
>Dog covers its eyes with its paws
Getting kicked in the nuts hurts like all hell though. I always get triggered every time a movie plays it off as comedic moment
>>81180091
>Character has balls
>>81180115
Are you a dog though?
>Character has glasses
>Literally blind when he loses them
>>81180091
>character gets hit in the groin
>turns out that the character was a woman and that's why they didn't have a sensitive reaction
>>81180528
>Character loses glasses
>Blind
>30 seconds later... *CRUNCH*
>"...not again! XD"
>cat is sick
>start dancin
>cat rubs its eyes with its paws
>Character is ok
>eats something they shouldn't
>audible rumbling sound
>clenches his/her stomach
>I don't feel so good...
where do you fags get your material?
>character gets hit in the balls
>doesnt immediately vomit
>doesnt curl up and start crying
>>81180613
the meme stream
>character farts
>"Oh, that's gonna leave a mark!"
>character gets hit in the balls
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO? WHO?
>character gets hit in the balls
>everybody cringes "ouchh"
>characters eyes cross
>character falls to his back
>>81180613
the /tv/ discord
>>81180613
The infinite wit bestowed upon me
>>81180613
in frog factory
>>81180819
>characters eyes cross
>forgetting him either going 'oooooh' or saying something in a high pitched voice
>>81180132
that's a freaky pepe
>character finishes food at diner
>throws a pile of money at the bill without looking
>"keep the change"
>Giant Kaiju is shown to bleed, and suffer damage from conventional weapons
>Nuclear explosion at point blank range doesn't harm them
>two random women in restroom dressed like sluts fixing lipsticks
>one character grabs her own tits and adjusts their position before walking out
>in ENGLISH, Einstein!
>"We have record low attendance, people are losing interest and investors are getting nervous!"|
>Park is shown to be at full capacity, crowds and lines everywhere, every exhibit is full of people
>Every seat on the ferry is taken, every seat in the Mosasaur show is taken
>>81181142
>humans use powerful means to attack alien
>"Oh shit, we just made it MAD!"
Why does getting hit in the balls hurt so much? Why is something so sensitive just dangling about?
>>81181245
You are meant to protect them. I'm 23 and I've never been seriously hit in the balls
>>81181170
>he doesn't know this is what they do
an ex took me in a girls bathroom one time to make out and mess around in the stalls
10% of the women in there are there to use the bathroom, the other 90% of them are lined up behind the mirror to "fix themselves"
>>81181245
that's how evolution works, there have been no serious selectors against having dangling male genitals
>>81181245
Temperature regulation
Hence why they shrivel in the cold and retract towards the body for heat, and dangle further away in heal
>>81181245
Balls need to be in a few degrees lower than body temperature to produce working semen. That's why they are hanging 'outside' body.
>'Oh boy a movie tropes cliche thread, these are usually funny'
>Ball science
Never change /tv/
>character gets hit in the balls
>next picture is an old building and a demolition ball
>>81181170
>>81182746
Who are these ugly bints and why are they trying to look sexy?
>>81180613
The same place "baneposting" meme came from: Reddit.
>tfw trying to think of movies or tv shows where a woman gets kicked in the cunt
Only one I can think about is that THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU episode of King of the Hill.
>>81181361
>>81181371
It's really weird to think that the balls are always working all the time, when the penis relaxes most of the time.
>>81180540
getting kicked in the groin hard enough can prevent woman from having kids. if it doesn't hurt them you literally didn't even kick because you're weak af
>>81184324
>when the penis relaxes most of the time.
just your penis, my penis is getting worked fulltime
>character lights a cigarette
>takes one puff and stumps it
>We need a miracle!
>Character walks in who will solve the problem or has information that will solve it
>>81181245
there are tons of nerve endings down there.
>>81184655
that's called a Deus ex machina.
>>81183362
Making yourself look pretty is like activating easy mode
>>81184470
Sticking your dick in traps is still gay anon
>>81184894
No, that's called poor writing
>>81180091
>think of a really good dumbfrog post to make yesterday while I was arriving home
>finally crash in the bed but forget what it was that I'm supoosed to post.
>>81184642
Emily Blunt bear did that in Sicario, why the fuck would anyone let her leech a ciggy?
>>81184356
lol wut. Women have all their kid making shit whay inside, how can a kick make them sterile?
What are some movies with good ball kicking?
>>81180091
Name forty-seven (47) films where this happens
>>81185639
>>81181107
You're obviously too poor to do that so in reality the joke is on you fucking faggot
>>81180091
YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME, BOOT? I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!ppffffttt you eat pieces of SHIT for BREAKFAST?
>character gets kicked in the balls
>doesnt get a raging hardon immediately
>>81180561
I can only think of this happening in the Simpsons, list 3 examples
>>81185908
Anne Hathaway gives a vicious nutkick in one of those Nolan kinos
>>81185516
Trauma, anon.
>glasses fall off
>they shatter
Where the fuck could you even get glasses that fragile?
>>81185984
>>81180091
>Character gets hit in the balls
>starts speaking in a high pitched voice
>Character has to search for something
>Finds it but cannot pick it up because they have crab legs for arms
>I come here to talk about it
>Suddenly I can't because I have the fucking crab leg arms too
regk go figfierg jkdfgdf gh
>Character gets hit in the balls
>Dog covers its eyes with its paws
>Character rips open coat and shirt
>Displays a perfect rack of billowy soft white tits
>Who says I was a guy?
>Dog starts to lick own balls
>>81181082
This is a better one
>>81183774
Game of Thrones
>>81186776
this never happened
>>81185984
>>81183417
reddit pls go