How come Mike is never clean shaven, but he never lets his beard grow out either?
>>81172258
slavic style
he'd look just as fat and pathetic as rich evans if he shaved
>>81172258
Honestly people with beards look like hobos.
>>81172258
Because if he changes any small detail of his appearance there will be ten posts about it on /tv/
>>81172258
He's one of those perpetual 5 o'clock shadow guys. Light skin/dark hair makes it more noticeable.
>>81172258
Trims it everyday to the same lenght?
Really great thread OP
>>81172351
He can be clean shaven if he wants to.
>>81172258
It's for the character he plays in half in the bag.
>>81172258
Because he's a fat, lazy slob. 5 o'clock shadow is not a desirable look, especially on a fat guy. Either grow a beard or don't.
>>81172498
5 o clock shadow looks fine if you're handsome. Lots of women actually like it.
>>81172289
Rich has a beard now, though.
>>81172657
he caught wise
>>81172617
only 1% of men look as good as jon hamm though
>>81172617
If you're handsome, but even then it makes you look lazy, like you were supposed to shave that morning but didn't. At least with a grown out beard you clearly did it on purpose.
>>81172617
man doesn't realize his bubble has burst.jpg
>>81172672
If he were wise he wouldn't be fat
>>81172617
That looks truly awful
>>81172676
True but the fact remains that bitches love the 5 o clock, especially if you have that all around "rugged" look to you. I'd rock it if my beard genetics weren't total shit.
>>81172781
yeah but the whole point of the 5'oclock is that you cant control it, its just what your face looks like because the hair grows in so quickly. forced 5'oclock shadows are fucking lame
>>81172694
Most people aren't hyper-autistic and analyzing other people that much.
>>81172781
>act remains that bitches love the 5 o clock
every women's poll says you are wrong. Clean shaven>trimmed beard>stubble
>>81172812
That's the idea but it's not a real thing. Nobody has a shadow over their face at 5 o clock after shaving in the morning.
>>81172463
I just bought Gorilla Interrupted. Mike was a cutie back in the day.
I didn't think it was a bad movie either.
>>81172866
yes they do, I knew a guy in fucking highschool that came to school clean shaven and by the end of the day had a 5'oclock shadow
>>81172866
I have a shadow AFTER shaving in the morning. It just depends on the color of your skin and hair.
>>81172854
Almost nobody looks better clean shaven. Listening to what women say they want is a good way to never get laid lol.
>>81172920
Try a better razor
>>81172694
>If you're handsome, but even then it makes you look lazy
lazy is not a bad thing when it comes to looks
He doesn't need to be clean shaven and beards take some maintenance to look good (plus a month of looking shit). Better just to run an electric over it with a 3mm guard and save the possible shaving rash while somewhat obscuring the double chin.
>>81172694
Nah some men look good a little shabby. Beards just make you look like generic artisan burger guy no. 67542 too if you don't have the face for it.
>>81172258
Because it's easier to use clippers on your face instead of shaving every morning, saves money on razors.
>>81172885
classic gilchrist
>>81173179
Redpill me on Gilchrist