/who/ - Doctor Who General

>yfw everyone who said the next companion would be a black lesbian were right

is this the real thread???

>>81153857
yes this is the canon thread

SOMEBODY SAVE ME

Could have been worse
could have been the doctor

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>>81153928
>tfw stormcage sex scene cut out

>DW back 2 weeks today

Episode titles tonight...?

>>81153949
Doctor Song got me with her psychic spermicide

>>81153928
Didn't Moffat deny that this scene ever existed?

who are we being merged with?

>>81153986
>announcing episode titles for a show nobody cares about

lmao

>>81154161
Well seeing as how there's quite clearly an image of it, I don't see how he could.

Should have left it in.

>>81154189
I remember reading one of his DWM things where someone asked him whether the 'naked River' deleted scene would ever get released along with other deleted scenes and he said no because they didn't exist

>>81154266
ERASED FROM DOCTOR WHO!!!

How many people do you think will stop their kids watching DW because of the forced gay agenda?

https://twitter.com/Mr_Whelan98/status/848162513107791872
What did he mean?

>>81154300
You think he's becoming self aware?

>>81154300
He should make that his bio.

>>81154161
If he did it was a joke. I'm pretty sure he said at some point that they cut it because it was "too naughty I don't know what I was thinking"

>>81154300
He knows that he is a fucking cunt with no friends.

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BASED Adam wins again.

>>81154354
What was it going to be?

>>81154411
Something about her having a wardrobe/clothes rack/etc that was bigger on the inside.

>>81154514
>checks twitter
>it's real

:O

>>81154514
Fuck you. Made me look

>>81154514
fake and gay

>>81154514
ITS REAL

>>81154514
I'm not seeing a source.

>>81154514
Just checked the Twitter, it's fake

I bet the female Ice Warrior is a lesbian too.

I wish i was joking but I'm not.

How many females will Bill crush on do you think? Looking at the trailer, it could be a few.

And you know that CyberMEN will be used as a shitty metaphor for all men being emotionless robots, right?

>>81154514

>>81154551
>>81154568
>>81154569
>>81154580
>>81154593
I didn't post the image but its not fake and will be released later this afternoon.

>>81154609
Glad I don't live in your universe desu.

>>81154655
That's ironic, considering you never go outside, 'anon'.

>>81154623
At 3pm

>>81154514
Fake. The Ice Warrior story has been confirmed as 'The Green of Mars', and episode 11 is 'Skin and Bones'. Episode 12 is 'I Want to Break Free'. There's a new theme tune. It is performed on the flute.

>>81154514
the first five are definitely accurate, sadly (how boring)

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shada vibes

>>81154828
fake news

>>81154688
kay dude, so it's 3pm in the UK

...try harder next time

>>81154828
That's a very good fake. Apparently the thing in the background is actually a toy base
https://twitter.com/Tom_Chappy_man/status/848129949395558400

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>>81154828

>>81154514
kek

https://twitter.com/CleoWhoFan/status/848172789534253056

There was something at 3pm - the second of the John Smith animations.

https://twitter.com/bbcdoctorwho/status/848173628701106176

>>81154981
Finally the show starting to look FUN again

>>81154981
Holy shit that is some GOAT cinematography

>>81154904
I was being sarcastic twat. 3PM announcements are the meme here

>>81155091
It's CGI. The shots of Capaldi are lifted from different episodes

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the guy who asked ed russell for a random set invite

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>>81155240

>>81155240
that was the other guy actually
matt is a dick too though

>>81155240
matt is making gareth seem so tame

>>81155277
holy fucking kek

>>81155240
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>>81155277
Oh dear.

>>81155277
HE REPLIED

https://twitter.com/RealMattLucas/status/848171377018494977

>>81155277
What did Lucas do to upset him so much?

https://twitter.com/mollyred9/with_replies

>>81155475
see:

https://twitter.com/RealMattLucas/status/773553619035680769

>>81155509
https://twitter.com/mollyred9/status/847881719009169410

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>>81155393
>>81155512
He apparently went to Capaldi for the first dedication, heh.

>>81155509
I think this person might be having a bit of a giggle.

https://twitter.com/Mr_Whelan98/status/846751462021566468

WONDER WHY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMlXqvd9TB4

So the tagline is TIME FOR HEROES

And the notable line in the promo is BILL, NARDOLE, WITH ME TO THE TARDIS

>To the TARDIS
>Cowardly
>Not heroic

>>81155902
That's reaching. They're going to the TARDIS so they can travel to somewhere important or start a new adventure.

>>81155393
https://twitter.com/edwardrussell/status/848184471279079424

Looks like Mr Whelan now has a reputation and he's known to BBC staff

Adam was right. Everyone at cardiff thinks whelan is a poisonous wanker.

>>81155936
I often wonder what the BBC honestly think of the set reporters

Whelan is obviously a very ill little boy. What can anyone gain from openly attacking these people?

I can see him getting a visit from police, soon.

Wonder if part of the reason they've done this big Bill Is Gay thing is to soften the blow when they cast #13 as a straight white man

>>81156227
Colin "Brexit" Baker is BASED.

>>81156227
Colin Baker is a HOMOPHOBE who HATES DOCTOR WHO

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I'm in

Welovegrob confirmed as cats

Although we knew that anyway.

>>81156767
Hi mongo

https://youtu.be/-kk4ViNsNbE

>Sophie has no career

>>81156839
Why do they do this?

>>81156839
She never really had one. That video is soul crushing.

>>81155936
Haven't been around for awhile.
Who's Whelan? Is he a new Gareth?

>>81156952
Hi cats.

>>81156982
Hi Matt

>>81157119
Hi Adam.

Based Adam wrecks again
https://twitter.com/AdamOrford1/status/848201162499272705

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CLASSy.

>>81157220
Kek he's deleted this now

>>81157220
Shame nobody watched or gave a fuck. Also, not companions. Fuck Ness.

>>81157220
>class characters
>companions
lol

>>81157220
Man that guy is retarded.

>>81156839
She's based. It's a bit of fun.

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>>81155587

>>81157611
with Tony Coburn / Brett Underwood, the guy who sent nudes to underage boys and girls (and who requested some back from underage people). Gr8

>>81155277
What the hell is wrong with this guy?

>>81157675
Wasn't he set up for that by some weird stalker?

>>81157707
No, it's true. He also had his baby taken away from him.

>>81157680
Whatever could you mean

>>81157724
Proof?

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>>81157220
tfw nobody cares about your show and you've been ERASED

https://twitter.com/SAVETHEDWE/status/848209765243244545
Wew lad

>>81158028
If he's so bad, why can't people just ignore him? What's the point of a witch hunt? Just leave him alone

Why is there so much Twitter drama today? It's very entertaining

>>81158065
Because you don't ignore cancer. He's toxic to the entire fandom. Besides there is no witch hunt he's literally asking for it, telling people to kill themselves, and going out of his way to do so.

"I haven't been this upset since David Tennant left!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42c4KCai5jM

Matt Smith BTFO

>>81158266
Everyone has different tastes, mate. I'm sure she was kind of sad when Smith left too.

>>81158461
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42c4KCai5jM
shush it's not your job to tell us your thoughts

>>81158028
If he gets banned off Twitter where will he tell Matt Lucas he hates him?

>>81158461
This is such a niche title to pigeon hole yourself with. You need to diversify.

Someone with twitter link Matt to here

>>81158850
This is a bad idea.

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GOAT

>>81158914
Bad how?
As in it'll cause a meltdown?

>>81158945
That and do you really want Matt to become a resident here?

>>81158850
Did GB ever figure out that Matt was rused by /who/? If not, I don't want it to get out.

>>81159060
Most /who/res that were here lost their account anyways, who cares.

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>>81159385
subtle

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>>81157220
>mfw Class isn't canon

Wait for "Tom" ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAY-tgKr52s&feature=youtu.be

So in case anyone wanted a list, the following boards have been combined: /c/ and /an/, /m/ and /o/, /fa/ and /p/, /co/ and /ck/, /fit/ and /lit/, /mlp/ and /pol/.

>>81160198
Nice vid, but the Matt Smith impressionist sounds nothing like Matt Smith

>>81160198
Jon Culshaw does a GOAT Pertwee

>>81160331
source?

>>81160198
BASED CULSHAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ7uHzZYREo

>>81160331
The video here >>81160198

>>81160387

this video (watch all the way through)

>>81160198

>>81160198
JUST

>>81160331
I love that Culshaw knows which voices he can and can't do, and will never do one he can't pull off. Like here, where you see him briefly considering doing Matt Smith and deciding no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghELSmJUoc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1G-5diqobY
He ought to just hold up a sign saying 'I AM THE MONK'

>>81160258
I think he sounds pretty damn good.

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>>81160624
Shame nuwho already used the best choice for Monk

>>81160450
Culshaw could do a video where he just does Tom Baker's laugh for half an hour and I'd watch it.

https://youtu.be/35uYgSYXtfA?t=42s

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The First Doctor emerges from the Basement

He sees 12 and Bill and the first thing he says

Is how wonderful you got yourself a slave to carry around all your sonic screwdrivers, why didn't I think of that? How much do they cost my boy, I shall get one at the Benin Slave markets at once!

>>81160624
Is that Gemma Whelan from game of thrones besides him? damn shes actually qt irl.

>>81160857
>implying the First Doctor would know what a sonic screwdriver was

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>>81160929
In her first episode, the director had to tell her to frown more, because she'd doesn't look old enough when she's not frowning.

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>>81161018
He had one in Venusian Lullaby. But then Eight stole it through time in Alien Bodies.

>>81160258
What? It's extremely convincing

>>81161018
>implying the proposed RTD spinoff about a young doctor growing up on Gallifrey and inventing the sonic screwdriver isn't canon

>>81161045
Just dawned on me, she would make a great female Doctor!

Series 5 Smith is the besf Doctor of new who.
I rank him above Capaldi.
They ruined him in series 6b and 7 though.

>>81160624
aw it's really sweet how excited he is

>>81161165
I once had a dream that she was the 12th Doctor, and did a musical multi-Doctor episode with Sixie where they have to stop the Valeyard. I don't remember too many details, except that it was GOAT, Tony Selby was in, but not as Sabalom Glitz, and the Valeyard wouldn't sing.

>>81161267
Is there any doubt Suchet is a Time Lord?
I think this will be a Utopia type twist, the focus of the episode will be on the creepy wood girl, then near the end it will be revealed he's a Time Lord and he will return again later in the series. Maybe he's on earth on behalf of the Celestial intervention Agency to keeps tabs on the Doctor (the basement shite) the Monk worked for the CIA so I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out the Landlord is Mortimus. But of course he's likely just a new character.-

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Best Doctor coming through

>>81161422
Oh, and there was a running joke that whenever Mel was about to break into song, it would abruptly jump-cut to the next scene, which was funny the first couple times but got a bit annoying by the end.

(Seriously criticizing Moffat for an imaginary episode in my dreams.)

>>81161489
You really think they'd call him "Mortimus" in a TV episode?

>>81161546
No kek, i'm just calling him that.

>>81153842
Who says Bill is a lezzy?

>>81161489
I really doubt that he's going to be revealed as the fucking Meddling Monk or the Celestial Toymaker. Mainly because no one would care and the Time Lords are back anyway, so the "x is really a Time Lord and the Doctor isn't really alone" twist will never work again.

If he is a Time Lord, I hope he's a new one. But he's probably a human who's been cucked by the wood girl. Or the wood girl might be his true form.

>>81161616
Nevermind read the thread.
Current year am i rite

>>81161489
I wouldn't be shocked to see him reappear in a future episode.

>>81161673
He's the Rani. And not a transgendered regeneration, he's still Kate O'Mara, just in disguise as a man.

>>81161489
Hope he's a new character. I love it when crappy autist fanfic dreams get crushed

>>81158925
Capaldi will forever be labeled as wasted potential.

How does it feel to watch Doctor Who in ongoing? I forgot.

Matt Whelan privated his Twitter again.

He needs professional help

>>81161673
Language please.

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https://twitter.com/TheSTMagazine/status/848203372591292416

>>81161673
The Celestial Toymaker isn't a Time Lord. Even in the novels and audios, he may a Great Old One, and also an Elder God, and also a Guardian, and also a spirit from the infancy of the universe, but still not a Time Lord.

>>81161742
What does that have to do with that picture?

>>81161722
Wanting the Meddling Monk back =crappy autist fanfic dreams...

Okay then. What is so wrong with wanting older Time Lord character to show up again? why can't we have both new Time Lord characters and old ones? both sides of the argument are retarded. The show is big enough for old and new elements.

>>81161902
The Listen monster loses all of its merit when you realise it looks like a giant erection.

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how cute is this monoid puppet

>>81161902
Reminder the kid who played Danny was a better actor than Samuel.

>>81161673
That's not what that guy meant, he meant a reveal of an old enemy Utopia style. Not that the Doctor is alone, oh shit another Time Lord, and fact of the matter is millions of fans actually know who the Monk and Rani are and want them back, you underestimate them, a lot of new fans do research into the classics including myself.

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>>81162082
>millions of fans actually know who the Monk and Rani are and want them back

>>81162082
Yes but it's been done before and it's tedious and predictable

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I'm starting to think ''Matt'' Whelan is a trans male.

>>81162134
I'd have no problem with the Monk or the Rani come back, not as the big bad for the year, and not as a big secret, just as themselves, in an episode in the middle of the series.

>>81162134
Not if they do it in a more subtle non melodramatic fashion.

Surely given his status and the last time we saw him just buggering off, if any Time Lord should show up again it's Rassilon. I doubt David Suchet will turn out to be him but he would've been decent casting.

>>81162248
TImothy Dalton should come back, he's free from Penny Dreadful now, so why not? Rassilon could easily regenerate back into a form he liked, unlike the Doctor who does it subconsciously.

>>81162286
I'll go with that if they forget Hell Bent ever happened, because that story pissed all over Rassilon's character

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>>81161960

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picture frames destroy robots

>>81160624
I'm at work. What does he say that gives it away?

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>>81162178

>>81162988
Nothing. All he says about the part is that he said yes before he even read the script, that Doctor Who was on his bucket list, and that viewers "won't even recognize" him. Anon is just assuming, like all anons do.

>>81155277
That's a pretty solid diss desu

>>81162319
But End Of Time already happened anon.

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>>81163460
Rassilon will never appear as a big giant head again.

>>81162319
>that story pissed all over Rassilon's character
>Rassilon
>having a consistent character
>implying every iteration of Rassilon hasn't somehow 'pissed over' the previous one
Anon pls

>>81164051
>>81164090
how the hell do people find this?

reminder that there's a Susan reference in The Pilot

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I'm back after a nice leave of absence, just to remind you every thread.

Also, two weeks to go, get fucking hype.

>>81164156
Suppose it's just memory. The first scene where he's banishing the 2D creatures is pretty iconic, and the second one's from one of Capaldi's best episodes. Even I could tell that it was from Heaven Sent, though I admittedly couldn't work out the first one. Also, I just rewatched Heaven Sent like two days ago.
>>81164161
Really hope there's a point to it and it's not just another shoehorned reference that Moffat seems to have a fetish for ever since the anniversary.

Reminder NOT to hype.

>>81164297
too late i'm hype

>>81164161
reminder that I'm taking this as the indicator that the rumor was true and christmas is really a 12/Susan story and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>81164415
Reminder that Whatever Happened to Susan Foreman? is as canon as the novels or the audios or The Five Doctors, and Susan is back in our time and probably running Education for the EU by 2017.

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>>81164496
>Susan's real name is Arkytior
>The story that said this was released in 1994
>Arkytior means "Rose"

reminder that there's a Susan reference in The Rings of Akhaten

>>81164753
Whyt me grandutar.

>The Doctor's final adventure

SERIES 11 CANCELLED

GET HYPE FOR WILDERNESS YEARS 2

https://twitter.com/DoctorWho_BBCA/status/848255961366228992

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Wow. I never knew these existed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPk_qZwd0FE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OixVHxhs8v0 (complete with ferret down trousers footage)

>>81164840
Fucking stupid Americans.

>>81164840
It's real but it doesn't mean shit because it's about Capaldi, and not actually the Doctor.

>>81164906
So the BBC is confirming that Moffat plans to murder Capaldi after they finish filming S10?

>tfw no paintanon art of David Bradley One breaking out of the basement as I Want to Break Free plays

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>>81164496
She became a politician after the Dalek invasion and her son got merked by Dalekinos

pic related

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>>81164990
She had three adopted kids because Time Ladies can't get pregnant, and she ended up almost turning the Delgado Master into the Crispy Master on Terserus and stealing his TARDIS.

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Underpants, also known as boxer shorts or simply pants, were a type of clothing worn by humans and humanoid species.

Nyssa was captured by the Garm while wearing underpants. (TV: Terminus)

Rory Williams was interrupted by UNIT in the process of dressing and marched at gunpoint into the kitchen wearing underpants – he told the Eleventh Doctor, "there are soldiers all over my house, and I'm in my pants". (TV: The Power of Three)

While visiting his Great-Uncle Mario, the Brigadier stored his underpants by putting them "neatly into a drawer". (PROSE: The Ghosts of N-Space)

The Eighth Doctor wore question mark underpants. (COMIC: The Glorious Dead) Sam Jones knew of this, replying when asked if he might be "divine" with "Gods do not wear question-mark boxer shorts." (PROSE: Seeing I) When Osgood asked the Twelfth Doctor why he stopped wearing question marks, he told her that he too wore question mark underpants. (TV: The Zygon Invasion)

Coach Dawson never wore underpants. (PROSE: Joyride)

the series arc is about what the doctor has hidden in the bowels of the university. the answer is the pilot - the mondasian cyberman who piloted a cybership to the tenth planet

the whole series is about 12 being lonely and he's rewriting history to see his granddaugther again

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>>81164990
The Ninth Doctor told Rose Tyler, "My entire planet died. My whole family." (TV: Father's Day) During World War II, the Ninth Doctor encountered Dr Constantine, taking care of carriers of the Empty Child plague, who told the Doctor, "Before this war began, I was a father and a grandfather. Now I'm neither. But I'm still a doctor." The Doctor replied, "Yeah. I know the feeling." (TV: The Empty Child)
most canon

>>81165174
No, the series arc is about the question mark underpants.

>>81165174
Shes still on Earth just older, there's nothing stopping him from seeing her.

>>81154283
I always wondered why there wasn't more outrage from conservatives when they found out RTDs wrote queer as folk

>>81165259
Because most conservatives don't give a shit

reminder that we're going to see 12 hold a classic screwdriver in less than 2 weeks

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>>81165206
The Tenth Doctor told Martha that he never checked whether Susan was alive, and just assumed she must have died at some point.

Also, Clara said his grandchildren were all missing and assume dead in Death in Heaven, but of course that was on TV so it's not canon.

>>81165238
>briggs who
>canon

The Doctor, shot to death in an Indian fortress. The Doctor, dead in 19th century London. The Doctor, gunned down in San Francisco's Chinatown… And Clara Oswald, paired up with an unpleasantly arrogant historian from Galaxity, forced to witness every demise of the man who changed her life on a succession of re-enacted pieces of human history. A very strange case that will take the time travelling friends to the limits of their endurance as they hunt down the mysterious architect of the false Earths….

Would the Master leave Susan alone? like she would be the one person he wouldn't touch, because the Doctor seemed to show sympathy to whatever happened to the Masters daughter as mentioned by Missy in the witches familiar, I'd assume they leave their families out of their conflicts with one another. Plus it's likely Susan knew the Master, maybe he came over to the Docs house for Dinner kek and Susan was friends with the Masters daughter.

>>81165434
>Clara
>not even changing it to Bill

these fake spoilers are getting lazier and lazier

The Doctor and Clara's next stop is in a galaxy with a single planet orbiting a dying sun. Helpless, the photosynthesis inhabitants now have to turn to drilling the ground to get the light from the planet's core, but something is waking up beneath and the Doctor finds out the sun's extinction is everything but natural...

The Doctor and Clara take a break from adventuring and go on a cruise, but the Doctor feels uncomfortable among the idle and the powerful. He's not bored for long, though, because when a quartet of mercenaries board the cruise ship to kidnap the son of the Caliph of Yphsalam, they end up taking Clara as well. With the almighty Caliph offering a massive reward for his son's return, the Doctor's quest to rescue his best friend is suddenly hindered by every bounty hunter in the galaxy…

>>81165544
Sounds like a Gareth Roberts fun episode.

>>81165434
>>81165468
>>81165491
>>81165544
link to generator pleas

>>81165624
My own brain.

The Doctor and Clara are exploring Orbis, capital planet of a system of 1,000 worlds. What they find is a decaying empire led by decadent aristocrats, a population ripe for revolution, and a mysterious caste of masked wise men who discreetly pull the strings from hidden fortresses. Swept up by the winds of history, the Doctor and Clara will have to choose a side and decide what will become of the planet - and the 1,000 worlds revolving around it.

Next Saturday

The Pilot
Smile
Thin Ice
Knock Knock
Oxygen Raiders
Extremis
Veritas
Principium
A Million to One
Eaters of Light
The Humans
Rigor Mortis

>>81165699
>4 latin titles

The Doctor and Clara land in Point Central, a gigantic space station where all the races of the cosmos meet in the 64th century. Earth's segment, crumbling, decayed and deserted, lies beyond an immaterial border that links fallen civilisations and its sole inhabitant is Jal, who really isn't a human being. No one's heard of humans or Earth for centuries. So whatever happened to Earth?

>>81165699
>latin
>in a press release for normal people

>>81165861
Btw without western civ you might well have had your clitoris cut off as a little girl, and died in childbirth, but heigh-ho.

Hey guys my major is The history of culture of antiquity
I can translate/read Latin and Attic Greek.

>>81165699
>Extremis
= Ends

>Veritas
= Truth

>Principium
= The beginning

>Rigor Mortis
= Stiffness of death

>>81166135
Who let Gareth at the keyboard again?

>>81165699
There is literally no reason why some of these would be the same as in the fake one posted earlier (Smile, Thin Ice, Knock Knock) but others would be changed.

>matt whelan set his account to private
Do you think he learnt anything today?

>>81165699
>Smile < Smile City
>Knock Knock < Knock on wood < The Haunted Hub

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>tfw Clala will never return

>>81166723
don't be silly of course she'll return for 12's regeneration

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>>81166723
>Not expecting Clala, Ashildr, Vastra, Jenny, Strax, Rigsy, Cyber Danny, Osgood, Kate, Courtney Woods, Amy, Rory, Jeff, Prisoner Zero, the kid from Night Terrors, Ram, Matteusz, Charlie, April (Shadowkin Form), Tanya, Ms. Quill, Luke, Clyde, Rani, CGI Sarah Jane, Dorium's Head, the 10th and 11th incarnations of the General, Winston Churchill and Craig to not make an appearance in Moffat's swansong.

>>81167160
>no Eleven
You lose.

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>>81166826
>>81167160

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>>81167160
What about Me? Why won't you take Me with you Doctor? ;_;

>>81167459
Because you're a bad, bad character. Also ugly.

>>81167160
>Not expecting Sherlock to make an appearance in Moffat's swansong

>>81167478
There's a difference between ugly and just plain weird looking. Maisie just looks WEIRD. She's not fat, her face isn't ugly, she isn't an icky neckbeard or a skinny bird. She's just weird looking, in a way that I can't articulate.

Ugly is forgivable. A recurring character being WEIRD looking? Not all right.

I wish I could give better clarification to what I mean. Nardole, for instance, isn't weird looking to me. Bill isn't weird looking, either. But Ashildr is.

The voice is off-putting, too.

>>81167160
>tfw you realise Moffat has no good characters

WE HAVE TO SAVE WESTERN CIV!

>>81167609
>tfw maisie sucked me off at a club in bristol two years ago
feels good

>>81167625
That was sort of the joke that I was going for. Say what you want about RTD and Journey's End, but that scene where everyone was flying the TARDIS back home just screamed "family." RTD knew how to make characters feel like actual people with substance and the ability to influence their world. Moffat just makes people up then abandons them when he gets bored with them — and he gets bored with them because he didn't put any meat on their bones!

>>81167716
You're on 4chan.

In other words, you've never left your house.

Stop lying. You stuck your dick into a tub of Vaseline.

>>81167716
pics or it didn't happen

NARDOLE

>>81167734
Never mind that one of the six was invented by Moffat, one by Robert Holmes, and three of RTD's own characters were copies of the Tenth Doctor.

BILL

>>81167858
What three?

>>81167795
4chan isn't a secret club. Some of us on here have actual lives outside of this website.

>>81167809
No pics. Sorry.

>>81167895
DON'T GO TO THE TARDIS, WHATEVER THE NEXT ANON SAYS

>>81167901
The Tenth Doctor, The Meta-Crisis Tenth Doctor, and Doctor-Donna are all the same character, even if one has Tennant doing a grumpy face and another is Catherine Tate doing a Tennant impression.

I'm Bill, I serve chips

>>81167918
Sexual harassment panda is a sad panda

WITH ME

>>81167954
I don't think that that's what anon meant when he was talking about RTD's characters. And as for Moffat and Holmes — Sarah and the Captain — well, I'll give you Sarah, but don't think that RTD's SJA didn't put a whole different light on the character, and don't think that Moffat's first and only story with Jack at all amounts to RTD's writings for him on Doctor Who and Torchwood. A mother isn't someone who births a child, but someone who raises them. Martha, Rose, Donna, Jackie, Mickey — they're all brilliantly done characters, all of whom are better written than Clara or Amy or Moffat's UNIT team.

TO THE TOILETS

>>81167918
You don't have a life. You're a liar who wants to validate his existence by saying Maisie Williams sucked his dick.

I bet you're not even from Bristol.

You probably live in Glasgow.

>>81168092
>Actually wasting your energy fighting a guy who obviously and clearly did not get head from Maisie Williams.

Nobody believes him. Don't give him what he wants by fighting back.

>>81168117
>>81168092
You're both wrong.

She swallowed, too. In case you were wondering.

Do you not know who slutty the average 21st century girl is? I'm sure I wasn't the only guy she blew that night.

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>>81167609
>A recurring character being WEIRD looking? Not all right.

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>>81167609
>A recurring character being WEIRD looking? Not all right.

>>81167609
>Nardole, for instance, isn't weird looking to me. Bill isn't weird looking, either. But Ashildr is.
What the fuck am I reading?

>>81168161
>>81168341
I said the weird thing. I actually find both of those men attractive. I guess that there's just no accounting for tastes.

I'd call them "eccentric" in their looks.

>>81168155
Oh, go and fuck a cactus.
Maisie Williams did not suck your 'The Lodger' at 'Closing Time', and she is not The Girl Who Swallowed.

Fuck off.

In fact, I bet your unicorn was more of a wasp.

>Further making this interesting is that Gareth Roberts is one of the writers of the new series, having contributed four episodes thus far with a fifth on the way. So this novel is actually, ignoring some stray comics and short stories, the earliest-set piece of Doctor Who by a writer to have written for the new series. Giving Gareth Roberts the interesting distinction of having the widest span of Doctor Who writing - 195 televised stories take place between this novel and his season five episode The Lodger.

Even Phil Sandifer had to admit that Gareth is an exceptional individual.

>>81168420
go get some sleep gareth

>>81168449
Russell would never have allowed such SHITE to be posted online, yet all this is happening in the Steven "Davros had his eyes shut all them years" Moffat era.

Makes you think.

>>81168423
They haven't really talked since Gareth's twitter meltdown, but at some point Phil was on good enough terms with him to do a very friendly and in-depth interview for one of his books.

If you had to pick one line from their first episode to represent each of the companions, what would it be?

>>81168819
>We're two of her teachers from the Coal Hill School.
>Just Vicki. V, I, C, K, I.
>I'm Steven Taylor. Flight red fifty. That's my mascot, HiFi.
>I haven't got any parents. I live with me great aunt, and she won't care if she never sees me again.
>Well, it's my ship, see. It's gone off to the West Indies and I've got a shore posting. In barracks for six months.
>It's just a knack, you know. Anytime you want a bit of brightness in your life, come to Pol.
>Och, I dinnae understand ye.
>(Victoria screams)
>Lethbridge-Stewart. Expect you're wondering who the devil I am, eh? Well, I couldn't tell you before but you're a bit cut off down here, aren't you? I'm taking over from Pemberton. Sorry about him. Very fine soldier.
>I'm an astrophysicist. Pure mathematics major.

>>81169185
>>Och, I dinnae understand ye.
>>(Victoria screams)
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>81168819
>I have an important research programme going ahead at Cambridge.
>I took general science at A-level.
>I thought all this might give me a good story. I'm a journalist. Sarah Jane Smith.
>Janis thorn. It paralyses, then kills. There's no cure.
>Affirmative, Master.
>My name is Romanadvoratnelundar. The President of the Supreme Council sent me.
>Regenerating. Do you like it? I thought it looked very nice on the Princess.
>The star is for mathematical excellence.
>My father is still a Consul of Traken. I demand to see him.
>Industry and application, Aunt Vanessa. Air stewardesses are supposed to be resourceful.
>Murder! I'm not sure I could go that far.
>What are you doing, Howard? Don't touch that!
>It'll do you good. Honestly, carrots are full of vitamin A.
>Oh, cool! Can I come too?
>Tag him as John Doe and book him for an autopsy.

>>81169185
>That's my mascot, HiFi.
Of all the baffling things in Doctor Who, I think the grown astronaut lugging a stuffed panda around is the weirdest.

>>81169517
Two of my fave companions, but I couldn't resist.

>>81169670
Yeah, I understand why he got attached to the panda after being stuck alone on Mechanus for all that time, but it's pretty strange that he brought it with him in his rocket in the first place.

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>>81166276
No there is a reason, it's because those are the only ones that are pretty much confirmed. The first five episode titles were hidden on the bookshelf in that "Time for Heroes" promo, and since "The Pilot" turned out to be the correct title for episode 1, it's pretty fair to assume the rest of them are correct too

>>81168819
>I'm only at home because someone blew up my job.
>Sorry, old man. I've got to go meet a girl. But you've got an excellent bottom too.
>I'm having the police on you! Me and my husband, as soon as he is my husband, we're going to sue the living backside off you!
>How many people want to go to the moon? And here we are.
>Well, it's them, up above. Look, Christmas before last we had that big bloody spaceship, everyone standing on a roof. And then last year, that Christmas Star electrocuting all over the place, draining the Thames.
>Hello, sweetie.
>I was pretending. It's a pretend radio. I'm a kissogram!
>He was just a game. We were kids. You made me dress up as him.
>Ah, hello. I can't find the internet.
>It's not my head! Well, it is my head, but it's not my gun.
>I'm Bill, I serve chips.

>>81166170
Hey it's Attic Greek anon. How are your studies going

>>81169794
I won't be watching episode 3 "Thin Ice" by Sarah Dollard - a known SJW.

The events of this episode are officially non canon.

>>81169794
I didn't know about this.
Fair enough.

>>81169993
You take yourself VERY seriously, don't you.

>>81170074
>You take the genocide of your race VERY seriously, don't you

Uhhh yes
Yes sir I do

>>81170074
Yes. I fight SJW's daily. And I will not let them ruin MY BELOVED DOCTOR WHO.

>>81169809
You're not going to do the Big Finish companions?
>Oh my god!

>>81170215
I think you're about 54 years too late.

Also, I don't think impotently whining about people on a website they've never heard of and wouldn't care about if they did counts as "fighting".

https://youtu.be/3PrHRLssZdU?t=1m4s
/who/'s waifu is getting traction for being the new Doctor.

>>81170234
>You're not going to do the Big Finish companions?
No transcripts to search, since Chakoteya was forced to take them down. (And no comics or novels either.)

>>81170402
Is that Weird Al as Rassilon?

>>81170309
Wrong.

Hey guys
I want to improve but I'm studying 6 days a week and my top MMR that I ever climbed is 4600
I feel bad because I play dota since 2013, but I feel like I cant progress because of studying and other hobbies
I feel like I cant even keep up with my own MMR guys, so I only play some OP aura based heroes like underlord to make impact
I feel so sad honestly
what do

>>81171163
Take LSD and watch The Lodger on a 12-hour loop.

>>81171163
Sorry, what's an MMR?

This is a thread about Doctor Who, not video games. Please refrain from digression in the future.

>>81169670
Ice Warriors (who, in Steven's time, were interfering with human scouting missions in hopes of stealing away a planet to colonise as New Mars and revive their civilisation) have deep superstitions about pandas because of some mysterious event (almost certainly involving Iris and Panda) at the dawn of their civilisation. So it makes sense to carry pandas in rockets.

>>81170429
Lazy!
>I've just decided. I'm not an archaeologist.

OK, that was too much work, you were right.

>>81171130
I paid for an argument. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. 'Tisn't just contradiction.

>>81171360
Measles, mumps and rubella

>>81171360
>Sorry, what's an MMR?
It's what MMO gamers call Elo Rating, a scoring system designed for chess but that can be used for anything where you do lots of head-to-head matches.

I don't know why they call it MMR, but presumably they like things that start with MM or they wouldn't be playing MMOs.

Either way, anon is right that watching The Lodger 16 times in a row while under the influence of psychedelics (doesn't have to be LSD, any long-lasting non-PEA-based hallucinogen will do) is the best way to improve your score, as Arpad Elo himself will tell you. (Although you will have to mix some ketamine with your LSD before he'll tell you, because he's dead.)

>>81171661
>>81171360
It's MatchMaking rating. Like Elo.

>>81171552
>I paid for an argument. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. 'Tisn't just contradiction.
Can be.

>>81171699
Not it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

>>81168629
Sandifer also said that about Gareth :
>The sadly defunct blog Teatime Brutality sorted out all the possible issues in Doctor Who canon over here. The piece is as good a take on the matter as I could possibly do, and reveals the rather surprising truth that the single most important episode of Doctor Who in explaining its canon is Gareth Roberts's The Unicorn and the Wasp. From this data, he works up the extremely handy map of Doctor Who continuity you see somewhere on the right side of your screen.

He really is the greatest.