No you think its funny you think it's all a big fucking

Finally, the perfect comeback

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>>81149086
nice
i miss these threads

>>81149983
/v/ and /r9k/ got so butthurt, it was legendary

>>81150021
>implying Jonah isn't the one making all of these threads

Post the one where he pulls out a gun, please

>>81149086
What did he mean by this?

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>>81149086
>will /tv/ ever recover ?

>Is it my weight? Look, maybe you don't know what it's like to grow up looking like this. All the name calling, "fatso," "lard ass!" Shoving me against lockers in between classes, giving my swirlies in the bathroom, taking their dicks out and making me...You know what fuck you!

>>81150064
There's four renditions of that, now.

>>81150151
The one I'm thinking of is where he's telling the host that all that matters is this moment right now and that he controls her world

>>81150133
Top kek

>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an big target.

>Yeah, you're right, I eat too much. I also drink too much. I could be a healthy-hearted vegan like you... but I don't like to eat vegetables.

>Well, you say what you want about me; I'm not dieting. I like... I like me. Subway likes me. Reddit likes me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What I see is what I eat.

>>81150064
>>81150151
>>81150213
I started that one. And expanded on the one where he shot her by accident and ended up shooting himself as the camera pans out.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SADDER

THE FACT THAT JOANAH GOT BTFOED BY A FRENCH TART OR THAT /TV/ IS STILL ASSBLASTED INTO FINDING A PERFECT RESPONSE MUCH TO OUR CHAGRIN!

>>81149086
"Cool, do I tell them you charge by the hour?"

*drops Subway ™*

>>81150303
Hi, Frenchie.

>>81150064
that's the only good one really

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>Yeah, well, you know what? At least when I go to sleep at night it's with my piles of cash. What do you sleep with? A goatfucker. *audience gasps* What?! I'm just saying what EVERYONE in this fucking room is thinking about this...WHORE. What, are you all goatfuckers, too? You people live for that shit, huh? You know what, *pulls out .45* you know what I wanna hear that joke again. Say. It. Again. Don't luck at the camera, look at me. Nah nah don't start crying now. Make a fool outta me, eh? Did I amuse you enough? Let's give the people what they want, come sit on daddy's lap.

>>81149086

>/tv/ is so collectively triggered by this single moment that these threads still exist months later, obsessively searching for the 'correct' reply.

>>81151152
>Sure! How about you pay me now, instead of later.

>>81150303
It's a meme you stupid nigger.

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>>81150908

damn, i hadn't read that one yet.

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>>81150133