>tfw there are literally people who never had sex that are

>tfw read a study that said men who haven't had sex by 20 have a 85% of staying a virgin for life

well boys, it's over for me

>>81142967
>there are literally people who have had sex that are now browsing /tv/ with you

feels spooky desu

>>81143014
Prostitutes exist for a reason.

>>81143072
1. I don't want an std
2. I don't want my first time to be with a prostitute
3. I don't care enough to waste money on something as arbitrary as losing my virginity, if it doesn't happen organically then fuck it

>>81143139
Putting your penor inside a woman isn't some arbitrary thing.

That's the way it should be. No sluts on this board.

>>81142967
nearly 31 and I do not give a shit about fucking women
I do not value women
I do not seek to give them pleasure

I am glad to avoid all the trouble endured by betas

>>81142967
Okay, but in 40 days and 40 nights, he can't jerk off either.

>>81143139
1. Wear a condom
2. Do you devalue yourself so much that the very mention of losing your virginity brings to mind hiring a prostitute? Sad.
3. Ask yourself what you've gained in life by NOT caring about something, then reverse and think on how much you've gotten FROM caring

Niggas gonna have some of that big regret when it's time for the long sleep.

>>81143139
are you a teenage girl or something
who gives a shit, just do it, it'll be a load (lel) off your mind

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>>81143014
what teh fuck? link me

>>81143014
Realize there's such a thing as an outlier, but I lost mine at 23.

>>81143245
kek incel beta trying to rationalize and accept his fate

>>81142967
Well, I'm asexual, so, yeah, I'm doing pretty good.

>>81142967

Some women have sex and never orgasm. Like all the girls you've been with OP. What's your point?

>>81142967
What about you OP?

>>81143759

45% of US men have HPV.
45% of US women have HPV.

79 million Americans have HPV, the most common STD among men/women in the US.

HPV causes 90% of genital warts.
HPV causes 91% of anal cancer.
HPV causes 72% of oral cancer/throat cancer.
HPV can lead to tumors in the respiratory tract.
HPV causes 63% of penis cancer.

Personally I think having HPV for the rest of your mortal life would be a bigger regret, but to each his own.

>>81143759
You're obviously black so I'm not going to take any life advice from you.

And spoiler, your "big sleep" is going to come in one month in a Detroit alleyway.

>>81146567
>America
We had a free vaccine for that like 10 years ago

>>81146567
Chances are you'll get it anyway bro. How silly,will you feel when you get HPV in an airport bathroom as a 50 year old virgin?

>>81142967
None of them are female though.

>>81146441
Sure you are.

>>81143759

condoms don't prevent the relevant stds like HPV and herpes

>>81146598
>vaccinate against HPV
>flood country with HIV niggers instead
Fugg

>>81143014
>24
>Terrified of rejection
>Dated 5 or so girls who all tried to initiate sex but I got nervous and backed out every time
>Still a virgin

Shit.

I turn 30 next month, kissless handholdless, jobless NEET virgin.

>>81146598
>vaccine

>Although a vaccine against HPV has been available since 2009, coverage remains low. Only about 11 percent of men and 33 percent of women have been vaccinated, Han said.

Enjoy your warts and/or cancer.

>>81143072
Ive fucked 3 hookers in my life, but its just not the same. It feels good, but later on it just makes me more depressed. Also, hookers are never really hot (at least the ones I can afford) and just lay there. Its not like finding a qt or a hottie who loves you and actually WANTS to have sex with you

>>81146602
>Chances are you'll get it anyway bro.

Like you? No.

>How silly,will you feel when you get HPV in an airport bathroom as a 50 year old virgin?

I don't shit in public. I'm also not one of the virgins ITT.

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>/tv/ - Robot9001

>>81146613
And what's so unbelievable about it?

22, not kissless but still a virgin. I dunno I'm kind of a shitty person so I'll probably die without ever doing it, but it's not like I can blame women for not being interested.

>>81143014
Seriously

If you haven't gotten laid by age 20 you probably haven't got much going on in your life.

>>81146686
>Terrified of rejection

That's called the "scarcity mindset", which is a turn off for women. Betas are scared of rejection because they have few options.

Alphas don't care about rejection because they have tons and tons of options. That's called the "abundance mindset."

>>81146791

Having sex outside marriage isn't an accomplishment. Any dumb slut can do that.

>>81146720
>Compulsory in schools for 12-13 year olds for 7 years
I'm sorry you live in a nigger country anon

You're not missing out. Sex is overrated.

lol who are we kidding. Sex is the best feeling in the world. Nothing else even comes close. There's a reason why sex controls everything in our lives, from what we watch on TV to who we talk to at parties. Virgins are still on their adult training wheels, you can't possibly pretend to know about the world if you haven't experienced its main driving force. Go fuck something today.

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I'm sick and tired of the sexism perpetuated by both genders? What's wrong with you all, dehumanizing each other and yourselves?

>>81146859

Only a nigger country with nigger culture would need an HPV vaccine.

>>81146898
Said the guy who's too scared to fuck a woman because he might catch it

>>81146872

Orgasms from masturbation and orgasms from sex are pretty much indistinguishable.

"Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturbate with a partner." -Slavoj Zizek

Jesus christ, if you want to get laid just start dating a girl, don't come off as desperate and act like you been there before. Once you reach a certain age a girl will just assume you've had sex before and not going to investigate it. If you're looking for a fling and lie and said you've had sex. If you're in a relationship be honest but don't sound insecure/pathetic about it. If you're dating a girl and you both like each other it will probably get you laid quicker because she'll want to be the one to pop your cherry.

>>81146945
>So anon, what's your longest relationship?

>>81146911

I've only fucked virgins.

Would you rather eat a candy bar that's still in it's wrapper, or a candy bar that 10 other guys haved jizzed on and got rinsed off?

i had sex with 2 girls today

>>81146927
>Slavoj Zizek
Get the fuck out

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>>81146945
Or be honest and stop trying to fit a mold so you can use someone for your own gratification.

>>81143014
I lost it at 22, defy the odds my man

>>81146927
not really, it may seem indistinguishable if you chronically masturbate. The death grip reduces sensitivity in your penis. When you have intercourse you are less sensitive and will take longer to bust than if you restrained from masturbating.

>>81146995

The quote stands. If you don't love the person you're fucking, you're merely using another person to masturbate.

>Hartnett lost 40 days and 40 nights by being raped and cumming in his jeans
>She was upset by this

Is there a more upsetting movie?

Also I've never not cummed for 40 days, but I've gone 3 weeks easy and a girl grinding on my dick *through jeans* deffo wouldn't make me jizz.

went on a tinder date with a 5/10 yesterday. went through the motions because i hadn't gotten laid in a while.

got really drunk and then smoked weed for the first time in 2 weeks at her place.

she immediately put on a cheap shit condom, wouldn't' suck my dick, and i kept losing my boner.

fuck my life

>>81142967
Anyone else immediately go

"Oh, yeah, David Arquette"

and google his film history?

>>81147012
Nice try incel, being honest will get you friendzoned.

>>81147016

Even married men, even men in relationships, still masturbate.

To say "sex is the best feeling ever" is just wrong. Ever had sex and not ejaculated? It's work. And lots of women don't orgasm from sex.

If someone wants to argue that orgasms are the best feeling ever, you don't need sex to feel that.

Plus, heroin addicts would probably object, since they've said it felt like their body had a thousand dicks all cumming at once. Do heroin anon! You're really missing out!

>>81146797
Pretty right, plus women don't want a guy who's going to get all weird if he experiences the smallest amount of rejection. It's also a self preservation thing for them.

>>81146927
>Orgasms from masturbation and orgasms from sex are pretty much indistinguishable.

Not at all, no.

>>81147068
There's no such thing as a 'friendzone'. Enter the adult world, please.

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>>81146914
>>81146938
>>81146970
>>81147012

Never got the whole big deal with sex and virginity. Virginity isn't a real thing. That's just in your head. It gets you guys down so much, but it's never something I've ever worried about.

>>81143014
I read a CDC study that said though that men who don't lose their virginity by 20 will most likely lose it in their mid to late 30's after that there's usually no chance

>>81147018
thats ridiculous. having sex with a some dumb slut is a completely different experience compared to masturbating

>>81147112
Too much truth for you?

>>81147160
Yes, way more awkward.

sex is for redditors, true 'channers jack off with a finger up their up and occasionally grop women in the street

>>81147094
>Not at all, no.

Maybe not for women. But most women don't orgasm from vaginal penetration alone anyway, it involves clitoral stimulation, like when they masturbate. That's why you even seen pornstars masturbate while they're getting fucked.

But a guy cumming is a guy cumming. The reason guys masturbate is because it simulates sex.

In fact, some of the best orgasms a guy can have can come from masturbation, not sex. In comparison, sex is work.

>>81147144
Virginity is a sign of inferiority in all species. Being able to pull a gril is biologically progressing your genes, even if man has no intention of reproducing every time they do so.

>>81146927
Sex is more than orgasms. Attraction and love are two different things.

There is a massive gap between making love to your wife of 20 years and pump'n'go with some trailer skank. Two people having sex just because they are young, free and desire each other is a wonderful thing, and despite your dumb quote it is the best feeling in the world. Not because you get to stick your dick into something, but because your value as a human being is being acknowledged. That is the beauty of sex.

>>81146972
Few months anon. Didn't start dating much until after high school and I stopped hanging out with my high school friends. Went back to college at 26, don't have much in common with the girls I meet there, its an age/maturity issue so relationships don't last long, but not a big deal, getting my shit together career-wise.

>>81146880
Having a negative body image in the 21st century basically screams that you're a lazy faggot who can't even take care of himself.

>>81147144
Men can't be virgins. It's feminization of men.

>>81147144

Virginity is a physical status in females, it's a mental status in males.

There's also a reason why virgins are more desirable than used up whores who have fucked 1,000 men, namely, diseases (or lack thereof).

If you went to a store to buy a candy bar, would you rather eat a candy bar that's still in its wrapper, or would you rather eat a candy bar that 20 guys have jizzed over and then someone wiped it off?

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>>81147054
Better than mine.
>Invited tinder skizz over for dinner at my place because
>>paying for dinner/meeting at restaurant
>About 50 lb heavier than pic
>Fed her homemade delivery without her knowing
>Netdix and chill
>Start laying the moves
>Bovine antisocially retracts and sperges
>Go arm distance apart
>Movie ends with a few laughs (Odd Thomas???????????)
>She says she'll suck my dick if I eat her out first
>so this is life
>Go in for the kill
>She removes grammy panties
>Rancid stench
>Immediately puke into her half tugged pants and panties
>She pulls up and runs out
>Stream of puke from door way and her car
>Live in a small apt complex

>>81147171
>pity plea
>truth

No. The drawings were clearly made as an emotional appeal for self-pity. They clearly don't deserve it. They think so "terribly" of themselves from an image standpoint but so greatly of themselves from a philosophical perspective that their (the person who drafted the artwork) personality is clearly venomously shallow.

How about this person just be happy instead of drafting art to formulate some stereotypical ordering of men and women? Buying into cliches and passing them off as the truth speaks more volumes about you than it does about those around you.

>>81147109
You seem to live in some kind of fantasy land. No wonder you're an incel.
Everyone wears a mask, a cursory understanding of basic psychology tells you that society demands specific norms for specific people in very specific situations.

Being "honest" with your emotions is equivalent to emasculating yourself and becoming feminine. No woman wants that, a woman needs an identity to latch onto, to define themselves by a man.

>>81147160

Yeah, the dumb slut can give you all kinds of diseases that microwaved liver can't.

>>81147109
There is, but its totally self-imposed on the man's part.

Men either like a girl but don't make any moves or show their interest to the girl, or they get shot down but continue hanging around the girl under the delusion he can change her mind

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I'm 26, never had sex, never will. Fuck off to walking dead general or whatever the fuck drew you normies to this board

>>81147190
Some men get girls with no pull. People are not equal. Your efforts will always be laughable to someone.

>>81147190
Human virginity has no basis in biology. There is no physical distinction between a man who has had sex and one who hasn't. It's a made-up concept from an older time when people didn't know how the world worked.

>>81146872
>it informs every action we do
People who think this have to completely sick in the head. We make plenty of decisions that do not revolve around sex.

>>81147201
>Oh, umm... *looks for phone*... I think my boyfriend is trying to text me right now

If you're 26 and haven't been in a semi-long relationship yet no girl is going to want to date you.

>>81147241
>You seem to live in some kind of fantasy land.
I live in the adult world, little boy. Perhaps you'll be able to establish meaningful relationships once you rid your mind of childish junk.

>>81147184
Negative, I'm a dude and my most intense orgasms have always been with a girl. Can't say it's true for everyone, but pussy is definitely better than your hand or a toy.

>>81146872
Bogus. Winning something truly competitive is a better feeling.
I've felt better than during sex after winning my state track meet in high school, and after getting into my preferred PhD program
You'd know that if you ever accomplished anything

Youre a big dub

>>81147190

It's spreading microbes and disease is what it's doing.

I would argue virgins are prized in most species since they are relatively free of diseases.

Plus, since life wasn't designed, and life has no function, to say that genes spreading is a "good" thing is simply non-scientific teleological language (mistakenly thinking that evolution has a goal).

"Assuming that each couple has three children, an original pair’s cumulative descendents over ten generations amount to 88,572 people. That constitutes a lot of pointless, avoidable suffering. To be sure, full responsibility for it all does not lie with the original couple because each new generation faces the choice of whether to continue that line of descendents. Nevertheless, they bear some responsibility for the generations that ensue. If one does not desist from having children, one can hardly expect one’s descendents to do so." -David Benatar

>>81147297
There have been lots of relationships that have started after that point. Stop making blanket statements that you can't back up.

>>81147348
Name 5

>>81147297
Have you ever asked a girl out? I can't recall any girl asking me about my longest relationship or any past relationship during a first date, if she did she's desperate and it would be irrelevant anyway.

>>81147303
>Perhaps you'll be able to establish meaningful relationships once you rid your mind of childish junk.

In what way are modern relationships meaningful? They are quantified. You're clearly delusional and very sick.

>>81147343
Young virgins are prized. Middle aged or old ones are genetic dead ends.

>>81147249
>its totally self-imposed on the man's part
Then it's nothing. It's made up crap for people with fragile egos who can't own up.

>>81147388
>In what way are modern relationships meaningful?
I bet you smell like foul smelling shit and have a scheduled appointment to meet with Dr. Now

>>81147193

Not all sex has involves love. And not all sex ends in orgasm.

And no, two people having sex "just because they are young, free, and desire each other" is not a wonderful thing. Look at any majority-black community in America as to why that's false.

You could argue orgasms are the best feeling in the world. But orgasms don't require sex, that's why people (and other animals) masturbate.

And sex without love doesn't acknowledge your "value as a human being." For women, it acknowledges their value as wet holes, for men it acknowledges their value as something that fills wet holes.

Sex isn't beautiful, sex is generally disgusting. In fact, sexual arousal exists to overcome people's natural instinctive disgust reflex they feel at the bodily fluids of others, which typically carry diseases.

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>>81147375
Are you serious?

>>81147240
They were drawn by a male artist living in Japan who was outraged by Elliot Rodger's massacre. He was praised for this understanding that sexism goes both ways and harms everyone.

Why are you so bothered by this that you need to project? Is genuinely caring about other people a foreign concept to a self-centered cynic like yourself? That's not the artist's problem but yours.

>>81147249
>There is, but its totally self-imposed on the man's part.

No, women put men in the friendzone.

>Men either like a girl but don't make any moves or show their interest to the girl, or they get shot down but continue hanging around the girl under the delusion he can change her mind

The friendzone has more scenarios than that.

And basically, most women like having a Plan B.

>>81146609
>I am le pure Christian faithful man waiting for the princess but all women are whores since they won't have sex with me, they must be sluts since no sane woman would refuse a nice guy like me.
Yadda yadda
Go back to your fucking containment board you incel beta cuck, I bet you're one of those guys priding yourself in the fact that you wouldn't help "a roastie" if she was raped since she deserved it, but deep down you know that all your attempts at futile whiteknighting have not netted you a gf and your weak and frail beta body wouldn't even be able to protect anyone, let alone your own virginity if it ever came to it
You're just trying to cope with your fucking ugliness and inability to be a charming, handsome, fit part of society, but you know what? Your beta genetics will die, as well as the ones of every other beta bitch

>>81147362
Women in general are indecisive about pretty much every decision they make. Seen it with every girl I've been with, either in a relationship or out of one, especially when they ask me advice for basic shit.

So I'd say the person you're responding to is pretty accurate, assuming you're not some kind of monstrous horror.

>>81147290
>Human virginity has no basis in biology.

Female virginity does.

>>81147442
Are you? First dates are suppose to be light, get to know you on a superficial level. Are you the type of guy who asks a girl what she thinks about marriage and if she wants children on a first date?

>>81143072
I guess I am the only American who has no access to prostitutes.

Nothing like seeing a bunch of young adults on an internet board fight over how they have a superior understanding of the world.

>>81147239
sounds lke you saved yourself an STD sir

:( hated last night though. she got to cum like 5 times and she wouldn't suck my dick to get my stoned ass hard. fuck her

>living untainted by normalscum
of course I'm ok

>>81147482
Name 5.

>>81147084
lol it really does feel like getting sucked off by an angel

t. ex junkie

>>81147507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJVosKvhsF0

>>81143014
This is me, but only because of my phimosa

>>81147399

Yes, young virgins are prized. But a male's fertility window is much much wider than a female's. Middle aged female virgins and old female virgins are genetic dead ends. Men can still have kids well until their 90s.

Plus, "genetic dead ends" are responsible for much less suffering and death in the world. Every person who creates a new person has also sentenced them to a life of pain, suffering, and death.

"Assuming that each couple has three children, an original pair’s cumulative descendents over ten generations amount to 88,572 people. That constitutes a lot of pointless, avoidable suffering. To be sure, full responsibility for it all does not lie with the original couple because each new generation faces the choice of whether to continue that line of descendents. Nevertheless, they bear some responsibility for the generations that ensue. If one does not desist from having children, one can hardly expect one’s descendents to do so." -David Benatar

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>>81147241
Lmao, of course no woman wants to be with a guy who masturbates to loli porn and spends his days browsing /tv/ doing nothing with his life, having no ambition and nothing that sets him apart from literally any other loser out there, I bet you're a skinny fat dyel faggot as well, I don't know how some people convince themselves that everyone deserves a partner.

>>81147468
They're bad cartoons.

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>>81146927
>slavoj zizek

*sniff* and so on, and so on, *sniff*

>>81147479
>beta genetics will die

pffft hahaahahahahahahahaahaha

betas will never die. How do you think we've survived this long? Without looks, intelligence, or charm? Without being sexually attractive or rather good at anything? We're good at the one thing that matters and that's surviving. We're cockroaches of the human species. You'll never be rid of us.

>>81147477
Its a man's responsibility to recognized he has been friendzoned and a. leave or b. just be friends.

Woman do keep men around as plan b, but only very rarely does plan b get called up. Usually woman will always want to wait for/ go after someone other than plan b

>>81147605
How do our genes pass from one generation to the next? Rape?

>>81147605
Betas are even bred to Alpha males.

>>81147479

Insulting people isn't going to get you laid here.

But yeah, most females are sluts. And most females are whores, meaning they know their pussy has value, they know guys want it, so they will trade sex in exchange for goods and services.

Even a married woman is basically a hooker with one client. Modern women just have more clients.

>>81147479
>incel
>beta
>cuck
>roastie
>whiteknight

>there are people over the age of 18 who use these seriously

You people are ill.

>>81147408
what's the difference between shit and "foul smelling" shit?

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>>81146938
this never fucking happens, how delusional is this guy?

>>81147580
Name one culture, or species for that matter, where old virgin males are prized.

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>>81147619
Yeah, it's actually good that rape is so highly sanctioned in the western world, all the fucking incels are doomed to get weeded out, and even if they do rape, their beta seed will never be carried out

>>81147645
Catholicism

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>>81146970
there is no such thing as too girly or too prude in most cases

seriously this artist can fuck off lmao

>that pic
should Nazis be treated with respect?

>>81147335
I've accomplished great things. For example, on my previous post I got three (You)s and I now agree there are feelings better than sex.

>>81147629
>incel
Virgin with no control over it
>beta
Weak effeminate male
>cuck
Will do anything to for a female partner, even letting her fuck more attractive men and raise their children
>roastie
Nasty elongated labia
>whiteknight
Combination of beta and cuck

Do you even 4chan??

>>81147654
Nope. I recognize you, though. You're here very often in the middle of the night lamenting.

>>81147649
We will outlast your kind. The betas will inherit the earth.

I'm a virgin but women have never treated me badly. Sometimes I think they're too nice to me.

>>81147608

Men and women can't be friends. When a woman LJBF's a guy ("let's just be friends") she has friendzoned him, setting him aside as Plan B (or C or D or...X Y Z).

Sure, most guys should move on. But since all females stray eventually, that's why orbiters exist. If a guy doesn't mind getting sloppy seconds, that's why they hang on.

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>>81146914

>>81147645
Buddhism

>>81147629

All those things exist.

You sound like a bluepilled cunt.

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>>81147623
You're a coping incel loser and I know for a fact that you have nothing that any woman or man for that matter desires. Just post a picture of your face/body/diploma/bank/account/favourite films/favourite literature/f. music/f. Painter

You're nothing, just a sad fuck that found 4chan to be a place where women get shat on for being human and since you can't get into their panties, they must be the ones at fault
Why do you think so many ugly assholes like you are even alive right now? If women were such whores there wouldn't be the lot of you right?

>>81147649
I should just dress up like Mohammed lel

If the roasties get toasty they're just Islamophobic

>>81147660
>should Nazis be treated with respect?
the comic is clearly about gender issues yo

>>81147608
Plan Bs get called up all the time. Haven't you ever seen a friend dump a girl and she's in a relationship within the week or even a day or two?

>>81147707
Are you fugly?

>>81147632
When people with a diet of mountain dew, hot pockets and doritos shit, I assume it's foul smelling. Healthy people have healthy shits.

>>81147730
meme religion

>>81147777

I have a gf...i prefer Honey Select

>>81147724
kekkled

>>81147772
I've been complimented and hit on dozens of times throughout my life so I don't think so.

>>81147786
healthy shit still smells like shit

>>81147645

Lots of religions prize old male virgins.

Plus, in most species, there's no way of telling if an old male is a virgin or not. There's not even a way to tell if a human male is or not.

Plus, in times of war, if all the young strong males have gone off to fight (and die) in war, that seriously skews the ratio of women to men. And since starting at age 37 there are more women than men in every age group, men get rarer and rarer with age.

When women age, their sexual market value goes down. When men age, their sexual market value can even increase (like with success, fame, wealth, etc).

>>81147660
Why should Nazis not get treated with respect? They are no more or less human than your fat Shart-in Mart murilards wouldn't you agree?

>>81146686
Backed out of sex the other day with qt. Don't really care much, just told her I don't move that quickly while still remaining confident. Just communicate and shit.

>>81147649
>their beta seed will never be carried out

Do you think your grandfather, and all his grandfathers, and all his grandfathers, so on and so forth for millions of years, were all alpha?

Even an alpha mating with a particular female can end up with beta male kids.

Human sperm randomizes human evolution.

>>81147827
Are you kidding me? There is an adjective that has been used "foul smelling". Are you going to tell me that there aren't differences in smell when you shit after having been drunk vs having eaten a lot of celery and carrots?

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>>81143014

>>81143014
Lost it at 21. But I had lots of handies and blowies before that and I was pretty religious.

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>>81147751
dodging the point, he just said everyone deserves respect. this means the author is clearly a nazi

>>81147832
yeah whatever ADOLF

>>81143245
>doesn't mention men
Clearly a fellow faggot making sure the women scum know that we don't need fag hags this generation.

>>81147863
dude how much shit do you sniff ?

>>81147826
Why haven't you gotten laid?

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>>81146938

>>81147861
What? Of course? People that are good looking, strong and otherwise able are alpha, do you think evolution is just a fucking roll of the dice? DNA is not some kind of magical randomizer.

>>81147863
the adjective is redundant since shit is inherently foul smelling

>>81147827
Not if you eat pineapple and chicken and non processed shit

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>>81147830
>Lots of religions prize old male virgins.
Not really.

>Plus, in most species, there's no way of telling if an old male is a virgin or not.
Wrong. All species have their version of the virgin walk.

>Plus, in times of war, if all the young strong males have gone off to fight (and die) in war, that seriously skews the ratio of women to men.
Gee so their only chance of getting laid is if literally all the other males die off.

>When men age, their sexual market value can even increase (like with success, fame, wealth, etc).
Old virgins almost never achieve those things. By their nature they're failures in all walks of life.

>>81146742
>Also, hookers are never really hot (at least the ones I can afford) and just lay there.
You must live in a rural area. Unless you're talking about street hookers.

>>81147878
Adolf was a hero to his people. Who are you to judge?

>>81143014
Lost mine when I was 27, keep ya chin up nigglet.

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>>81147900
That must have been much, much more funny in your head than it really is.

>>81142967
Glad I had sex in high school, I'd never get a chick nowadays.

>>81147918
Post a reputable source that describes the virgin walk.

>>81147927
This. Prostitutes can be hot as fuck. Just today there was a breaking news story about a university's cheerleading squad getting busted for being a prostitution ring.

>>81147918
You sure know a lot about virgins

>>81147742

I'm not a virgin. But you do seem to be retarded (or a woman, or both) based on the false conclusions you jump to. You're pretty bad at predicting things, so I hope you're not a gambler.

I've also been hit on by many guys, so men and women are attracted to me.

And I don't have to prove anything to you. This isn't Facebook you fucking moron. You talk like a fucking tripfag.

Women don't get shat on for being human. Women get shat on for their shitty shameless behavior.

The reason I can tell you're a woman, is because you want to see my bank account before you drop your panties, you stupid stupid whore.

Why do so many ugly assholes exist now? Because women can't help being nothing but warm wet receptacles that exist to get cum into?

>>81147994
Decades of research friendo ;^)

>>81147977
better work on that posture anon

>>81147956
The white race deserves to die. Let the shitskins get the whip cracked upon their back by Shlomo for the rest of eternity

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>>81147918
Lol, you're spot on.
I love that the fucking losers who claim women are all whores think they will get a shot at life again when they're 30 and the "roasties hit the wall" no friends, you'll still be the fucking losers you were before, none the more richer, more successful or more charismatic, since that shit isn't something you get with age but with experience and hard work.

>>81148007
Research on yourself?

>>81148010
So you don't have one?

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>>81147956
>>81147956

>Balding
>Ginger
>Weak chin hidden by beta beard

Oh don't worry SHE is going to be having a child or two, although she'll have them after 30 so they'll be at increased risk of autism and other mental disabilities

>>81148042
not the anon that posted the extremely factual image but you're being way too obvious

>>81148036
>implying with age doesn't come experience
>implying we won't get qt conservative 18 year old Gen Z virgins in our 30's

>>81148018
At least I know that you will not help in furthering our survival you fucking coping bitch.

>>81147888
Before 19, religion was a big part(JW). But I think it's always been the usual: social awkwardness, shyness, self-consciousness, low self-esteem, being inclined to solitude.

I've been told I also have a tendency to be too hard on myself. I sometimes feel I'm not doing enough.

>>81148040
I'm studying this thread right now.

>>81142967
I no shit lost my genitals in car accident when I was a teen.

>>81147943
>hero to his people
>leads them directly into military defeat by planning a failed invasion of Russia AND allying with useless Italy

>>81148036
>and hard work.
Nice meme. There's no "leveling up". You're either retarded or you're normal.

>>81148060
>the extremely factual image
>no basis in anything
>just random speculation

Again. I asked for a reputable source. The "virgin walk" is not in medical journal or psychology book. it's random conjecture from a person.

>>81146945
>Jesus christ, if you want to get laid just start dating a girl
thanks chad, didn't think of that one

>>81148073
Wasn't that one of Trump's campaign promises? I'm still waiting damnit!

>>81148122
am i being tricked or were you diagnosed with autism as a child and have been struggling to interact with other human beings since the day you became self-aware?

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>>81148003
What a shame, the entire world filled with whores but such hardened veterans of the Holy order of the (involuntary) chastity belt as yourself have not once dipped their 5 inches of solitude into a lusting rotten female.

>>81148060
>>>/reddit/

>>81148082
Until the White race wakes up, ie at least 70% and decide to create an ethnostate to preserve a future for the white race and white children then good fucking riddance

>>81148089
How do JW get married/laid? To another JW? Are there any qt JW?

>>81148094
Look in the mirror if you want to study virginity, fag

>>81148114
>he wasn't a hero to his people because he made a military mistake

Top cuck

>>81147904

You're logic is wrong. If everyone who exists today is simply the product of a long line of alphas, then how do betas exist? It's not just alpha-alpha-alpha going back 4 billion years then suddenly beta.

Postpubescent males produce about 1,500 sperm a second. Sperm is a randomizer because sperm is more susceptible to mutations than eggs. So yes, evolution is a roll of the dice.

>>81148152
>le austism meme

not an argument. Either post a reputable source for a "virgin walk" or shut the fuck up.

>>81147904
>DNA is not some kind of magical randomizer

It literally is. You may have the same DNA as your parents, but they way they mix and match and create new traits could definitely be described as a randomizer.

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>>81148115
>this is somehow given to you by birth

>>81148154
nice reddit posting

>>81148138
No, the promise was to make anime real. The qt virgin conservative Gen Z may take the place of qt virgin nippon waifus, but only after manufacturing is restored and all the out of work millennial men are well off and masculine again

>>81148164
so you are autistic?

>>81148156
the genes that produce beta males might also produce attractive women. Males mate with these women, producing sons with the same defective traits.

>>81148179
>redditor gets called out
>instantly falls back on n-no y-you're t-he r-reddit;_;

Sad!

>>81148216
nice reddit spacing

>>81148189
>all he has is ad hom and image macros

Many such cases

>>81148196
You mean high estrogen count?

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>>81147983
A whore who I may or may not have seen a few months ago. Let's just say I lived out my fantasy of being Mike Adriano for 2 hours.

>>81148156
Women are always in demand and a lot of women produce beta males since their features don't produce alpha males.

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>>81147054

how the fuck do other guys power through dates with girls they're not attracted to

i can't be fucked and ghost girls i know won't make my dick stiff

>>81148216
actually he did that of his own free will, it was me who you called reddit and i chose not to respond

>>81147918
>Not really.

In most religions, the holiest class (and highest status) are men who practice celibacy.

>Wrong. All species have their version of the virgin walk.

All species? Your shitty drawing would only apply to humans. And I bet most women can't spot a virgin on sight.

>Gee so their only chance of getting laid is if literally all the other males die off.

No. Males have a higher mortality rate then females. So, like I said, starting at age 37 there are more females then males. Getting laid is largely a matter of demographics. That's why a guy in a class of all women has very good chances of getting laid. And why if a class has only one female, the odds any guy fucking her is much less. Getting laid is a numbers game.

>Old virgins almost never achieve those things. By their nature they're failures in all walks of life.

Ever heard of Isaac Newton? Of course not, he didn't lift, you fucking fag.

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>>81143014
rip me

>>81148236
>the redditor keeps doing it

The absolute mad man

>>81148257
>redditor chooses not to respond in an attempt to hide his inner reddit

Top kek

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>>81148176

>>81148254
I do the same, nothing wrong with that. Just gotta keep looking to find a girl that is your equal in the truest sense.

>>81148267
Lurk more reddit

>>81148281
uh i dont use reddit bro

>>81147983
>Just today there was a breaking news story about a university's cheerleading squad getting busted for being a prostitution ring.

That's just normal female whorish behavior, trading sex for money.

Most "professionals" have busted faces.

>>81148122
There's no documentation on chimp outs but they still exist.

it's just the walk of a person with low self esteem mixed with some things that people commonly do.

>>81148154
>How do JW get married/laid?
Preferably to other JWs. No sex before marriage so that drives some to move fast and marry early.

There are qts but I wouldn't advise being tangled up in that mess.

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>>81148281
this is exactly the kind of post a redditor would make

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>tfw 25

>live at home so can't even date tinder sluts
>not even a car

>>81148267
>t. Coping Incel
Everyone can tell you're a Virgin by the way you walk and behave around people.
By the way, celibacy isn't worth anything if nobody tries to take your virginity except for your flesh light

>>81148295
t. Redditor

>>81148314
this is exactly the kins of post a redditor would make

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>>81148251

>>81148334
dude you got that all wrong, like i said i dont use reddit

>>81148251
you destroyed her fartbox?

> 26 years old
> Never been hugged
> never been kissed
> never been touched
> never had sex
> never done anal
> haven't had a real friend since I was a child over 15 years ago
> pulled out of school in 7th grade due to social anxiety
> 370 pounds
> became really sad when IMDB shut down because that's the only people I had to talk to about movies.


Sad but true.

>>81148036

Even winners think women are all whores.

Plus, if you were a guy who was "winning", you wouldn't even care what the losers do, more pussy for you.

But I can tell you're a roastie because a) no female who is right in the head visits 4chan, and b) you view men as "success objects" (like all women do).

Nevertheless, men age like wine, women age like milk.

Sorry you're not getting any younger, cunt.

>>81148324
You could always get a job, apartment, car, smart phone? That's lile 6 months of dedication

>>81148346
t. Redditor

>>81148267
lmao this dude blaming his virginity on wanting to be isaac newton

>>81148112

Are you MTF now?

>>81148360
Go to a strip club.

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>>81148282
>still a coping dyel
I bet your 14 inch neck makes people think you're really smart

>>81148369
bro i feel like you're not even listening to me

>>81148153

I'm not a virgin. But chastity is a virtue.

Tell me anon, how many STDs do you have? Do you even know? Have you even gotten tested?

Tell me if your genital warts are visible or not.

>>81148370
>all the greatest scientist, inventors, philosophers, have abstained from the vaginal jew
>I'm supposed to give up world scientific recognition because DUDE PUSSY LMAO XDD

>>81148325
>celibacy isn't worth anything if nobody tries to take your virginity

You tried too hard with this. Celibacy is about self improvement rather than living your life hoping you impress the people around you by how you walk lmao.

>>81148407
>>>/r/pleaselistentome;_;

>>81148448
hmmm how would you know of the specific subreddit to send me??

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>>81148361
Yeah buddy, you will get those fucking college girls once you're 30 and women your age have hit the wall, they're all whores, just be a winner bro.
Just be confident and you will fucking drown in pussy brother
You will come out on top

>>81148419
>haha i'm totes not an incel i study the existential nature of waifus i'll show you i'll revolutionize history!

>>81148419
>all the greatest scientist, inventors, philosophers, have abstained from the vaginal jew

And what on earth makes you think you're one of those exactly

>>81148437
This

You think monks mastered the ancient art of kung fu because they wanted to get laid? No, it's because having sex is the most banal desire of the human existence and once you achieve it you never strive for more. Hence vag slaves always end up being wage slaves until the day they die

>>81148437
Hahahhahaha
Literally laughed out loud. You really walk like a Virgin? What the fuck lol.I am dying, you're really asking yourself if you walk the fucking Virgin walk? Life is good

>>81148196

I would argue alpha/beta is more about access to resources during growth periods.

The runt of the litter will be denied access to resources, while larger siblings will consume more. Naturally, alphas tend to be bullies, betas tend to be the bullied.

But since most women are shorter than men, a tall man mating with a short woman can end up with short sons.

>>81143014
>tfw 25 and haven't had a single experience with a woman and literally don't know how to talk to them

>>81148369
I live in an Eastern european shithole, a month of rent is 90% of my salary

They are designed for couples splitting the cost, and guess what, I can't even get laid

>>81148414
None, I only ever fucked Virgins like yours truly.

>>81148464
>>>/r/howdoyouknowmypreferredsubreddit??

>>81148481
>haha virgins are stupid XDD who cares when you can DRINK and FUCK ???

k, kid

>>81148486
Uh because I have something in common with the greatest philosophers, inventors, and scientist that you don't?

>>81148292
I've been on this website longer than you have, newfag.

The hell is with the alpha-beta dichotomy? Are you people really stupid enough to think everyone can be divided like that? You're really putting some 'Chad' on the same level as an average joe with a girlfriend?

>>81148491
>DUDE AD HOM XD

>>>/reddit/

>>81148505
How many potatoes a month does your rent cost?

>>81148538
>doesn't deny being reddit

Hmm

>>81148532
dude that was a really bad recovery :/

>>81148553
Wolfpack nigga, sink or swim, survival of the fittest

>>81148587
>dude

>>>/reddit/

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>>81148567
>ad hominem isn't perfectly fine when the discussion is revolving around why women are whores and why Virgins are cool for not getting tricked into sex by them
Lel

>>81148325

Again, I'm not a virgin. But there's nothing to be ashamed in being a virgin. Females should be virgins. Males should only have sex with virgins. Anything else, and a guy is putting his dick where another guy put his. And to kiss a girl who has sucked another guy's cock is pretty fucking gay.

The only people who say "everyone" are retarded teenagers (who are naturally afraid of what other people think, and conform to herd behavior).

By the way, celibacy also leads to less suffering in the world. If the parents of the victims of the Holocaust never had kids, then their kids would have never suffered. Throwing an innocent child into a world where unimaginable horrors can happen to it is simply thoughtless and cruel.

And morally speaking, the only thing that matters is minimizing suffering.

You just sound like another delusional breeder, who doesn't give a fuck about people having kids (thereby sentencing them to death).

>>81148489
You're not wrong about that. However, the virgin shaming that's going on itt works because any virgin posting here is most definitely an incel.

>>81146872
MDMA and trance is literally the best feeling you can achieve

>>81148623
>ad hom is ok because reasons

Yeah no >>>/thedoor/

>>81148036
Well, that is true, but it's also a fact that you WILL hit a wall and your desirability will drop by 90% to the point where even most losers won't want to fuck you.

>>81148502
Do you leave the house? A lot of people get an existential crisis when realizing they'll only ever be average. I find it impossible to leave the house ever since I figured out that I will forever have a life well below mediocrity.

>>81148532
Haha, fox and grapes to the max. Actually I have something in common with every king and emperor on earth as well, I am not a Virgin
And I think you highly underestimate the number of philosophers who tapped that sweet (boy)pussy

>>81148370

I'm not a virgin. But like I said, virgins can accomplish great things in life if they're not wasting all their time putting pussy on a pedestal (like you). For example, if I had stayed a virgin in high school, I probably would have paid more attention, gone to class more, and gotten a scholarship.

It's so funny that you measure your worth in life according to women. It's funny you think it matters what women think.

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>>81148665
>I am not a virgin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA (you)

>>81148657
Masturbation

>>81148605
>Wolfpack
Alpha is the leader. Beta is the second-in-command who becomes the leader with the alpha's death or usurpation. If applied to humans, I highly doubt most of you fit either description.

>>81142967

I remember watching 18-Year-Old Virgin when it came out and thinking "This premise is completely unbelievable, and not helped in the slightest by the casting."

>>81148709
You're right, Incels are actually omegas, not betas

>>81148665
there were many virgin kings

>>81148465

There's no reason for older men to only date women their own age.

Females naturally gravitate to older, stronger, more experienced, higher status males. That's why aging is great for men but horrible for women.

Are you telling me that females hate sugar daddies?

>>81148730
Yeah, the bottom of the barrel never got to fuck, much like today

Do women fight over these things too?

>>81148763
So how do genes like manlets, bladlets, and sightlets keep getting passed on?

The one thing this thread proves is that both the virgins and the non-virgins all sound equally depressed, sad and angry at life. Then again, It's probably just virgins trolling other virgins pretending they got laid.

>>81148765
>no Stacey! I want to fuck the obese naruto headband trench coat wearing sperg!
>ol Katie, and then I get to :3

>>81148553
>The hell is with the alpha-beta dichotomy?

It's merely how females sort males.

Take for example the recent live-action adaption of Beauty and the Beast. Two males are competing for one female. She picks the alpha (Beast), the violent brute who also happens to be the one who kidnapped her earlier.

Women seek dominance and avoid submissiveness in mates. Or rather, they seek to mate with dominance, but seek submissive males to raise an alpha's kids (since an alpha might kill his own kids).

Women don't care about morals. Even Hitler had a girlfriend.

>>81148779
women who are short can be attractive
women with glasses can be attractive
women who carry the bald gene can be attractive

>>81148763
>king
>bottom
wew lad, you'd make a good jester.

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>>81148643

>>81148585

I've visited reddit before, yes. That doesn't "make me reddit" anymore than visiting Google "makes me Google."

Only children think like you.

>>81148807
Is the best way to get a gf to walk up and slap her in the face and say you're mine now?

>>81148814
So it's womanlets, womanbaldlets, and womansightlets responsible for shit tier men?

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>>81148779
I found out the hard way that baldness comes from the mother's side

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>>81148742
You're implying that long life incel omega eternally friendzoned pathetic excuses for a man are
>older, stronger, more experienced, higher status males
?
L M A O
You're basically talking about Jon Hamm tier men when you're more likely to become the "ew, what's that old pedo doing in this club" type.
Your hopes are based on a fallacy

>>81148814
Yeah, but there are also millions of short, bald, glasses wearing men who are married and have children.

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>>81143014
>tfw I was the 20%

>>81148832
>I've visited reddit before

Stopped reading there

>>81148779
One of those traits can belong to an otherwise attractive male, just not all of them together.

>>81148832
Go back.

>>81148865
>Stopped reading

Stopped reading there

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>>81148643
>Again, I'm not a virgin. But there's nothing to be ashamed in being a virgin. Females should be virgins. Males should only have sex with virgins. Anything else, and a guy is putting his dick where another guy put his. And to kiss a girl who has sucked another guy's cock is pretty fucking gay.

The only people who say "everyone" are retarded teenagers (who are naturally afraid of what other people think, and conform to herd behavior).

By the way, celibacy also leads to less suffering in the world. If the parents of the victims of the Holocaust never had kids, then their kids would have never suffered. Throwing an innocent child into a world where unimaginable horrors can happen to it is simply thoughtless and cruel.

And morally speaking, the only thing that matters is minimizing suffering.

You just sound like another delusional breeder, who doesn't give a fuck about people having kids (thereby sentencing them to death).
t. Virgin

>>81148880
>stopped

Stopped reading there

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Sex isn't everything. Watch this show and understand.

>>81148828

Is that a sexually transmitted disease transmission chart?

Yeah, I'm pretty proud not to have any STDs. How many do you have?

>>81148885
Oh, I forgot the reddit spacing, of course it can't be properly greentexted.
Fucking redditor

>>81148890
I want to fuck the slut with pigtails

>>81148885
if i dont have kids then who is going to take care of me when i reach my old age? some fucking government worker who could give two shits about me?

>>81148913
Who wants to reach old age? Go sky diving when you're 45 and don't pull your chute

>>81148889
>Stop
Stopped reading there

>>81148845
>Is the best way to get a gf to walk up and slap her in the face and say you're mine now?

Let's just say that a guy who does that will have a better chance of getting laid than a guy who doesn't talk to or touch a woman.

Women interpret rudeness as power. So when it comes to women, it's always better to err on the side of rude, the side of asshole, the side of douchebag, the side of evil, the side of bad. It's just how women evolved.

Women are weakness detection machines. They are built to run from weakness.

>>81148908
She's pure.

>>81148944
>S
Stopped reading there

>>81148902
You're undesirable and ugly, you're skinny fat and you're weak, you're not wealthy and not successful, you're not wine, you're spoiled beer, you will never be desirable, no girl will ever think of you: "Why does this guy not have a girlfriend, he is so cute and handsome!"
You're not a bad person, you're just a loser

>>81148956
But why? Doesn't weakness equate to stability? Or is that why whores go all tee hee I'm ready for a nice guy now :3 ?

>>81148972
Stopped reading here

>>81148972
>>
Stopped reading there

>>81148852

The fact is that an older man can hit upon success, whether by luck, or hard work, etc. And women view men as "success objects."

But older woman cannot hit upon looks, their looks have an expiration date. Men view women as "sex objects."

The chance for a man to become successful has no expiration date.

>>81148828
Red girl is the only worthwhile one anyway. Look at her only having eyes for one dude. What a pure woman.

>>81148994
You've won this round..

>>81148865
How would you know if Reddit is bad unless you've been there yourself?

>>81149003
t. Virgin
Something cannot expire if it doesn't exist lad

>>81149020
says the reddit alien himself

>>81149020
>how would you know cancer is bad if you've never had it?

Hmm, that really scrambled the ol' marbles

>>81148876

No. I'm throwing down redpills in this thread.

I bet you don't even care how many guys a girl has slept with before, you tolerant cuck you. I bet the thought of other guy's semen on her lips even turns you on, instead of disgusts you like it would a real man.

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Is part of being a man accepting that women like to have sex with different men?

>>81148902
Just a little bit of herpes from your mom, but it went away.

>>81149046
It's part of being a cuck

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>>81148885
>t. Virgin

Nope. Why are people so bad at spotting virgins online?

BTW, virgin is not an insult. An alpha guy doesn't care if a guy is a virgin, because more pussy for him. Only a dumb cunt cares if a guy is a virgin, because women flock to what's popular like mindless sheep.

>>81149046
it took me a couple seconds to realize the long haired individual was not a trap and it made the situation depicted so much worse

>>81149040
Go back.

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>>81148845
> womanlets, womanbaldlets, and womansightlets
My gf is all of this and I have none. Really boggles the mind.

>>81149096
Do you want your offspring to be a short bald four eyes?

>>81149007
She only wanted to fuck Chad though, who fucked every girl but the fat sidekick slut at the bottom.

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>>81149115
I guess I'll count on my daughters to reproduce. Her brothers are all 6'+ though so I'm really hoping it's some kind of X-connected things. Having manlets as sons is the only thing that truly disturbs me.

>>81148974

You sound like a dumb cunt.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not what you were looking for in life, sweetheart? What kind of a female spends their time on 4chan? I bet you like anime too. Do you draw it in your spare time?

I am attractive. I'm not as successful as I would like to be, but a man can always become successful later. However, you can never become younger and beautiful later.

And I know you'd like a winner to fuck you honey, but you've reached your expiration date for that.

Women as a class are much bigger losers than men. Men invent most things, build most things, repair most things, maintain most things. Designed all the things that allow you to spew your retarded hormonal screeching worldwide.

A woman can be a loser all her life, all she has to do is open her legs for a more successful man. Sorry your value isn't high enough to snag the men you want, sweetie.

>>81149183
lmao @ your life

>>81149072
I find guys either don't really care or they'll try to help someone get laid. This shit reminds me of middle school.

>>81148990

Weakness is not stability. Think of a table that should have 4 legs but only has 3 legs.

Through history, females have seen their mates get killed in war, and have survived by fucking the killers. So really the #1 tip for guys is "don't be weak." Women hate "nice guys" because they are weak. Women interpret kindness, compassion, caring (all virtues), as weakness.

Once whores are done riding the cock carousel, after they've hit the wall, after their looks are rapidly fading, and they can't attract the bad boy alphas they really want, that's when they "decide" (are forced to) settle for nice guy betas, who will be stepfather to some abandoning-alpha's kids.

>>81149245
lmao you think this red piller shit has a basis in reality that's funny

>>81149245
So basically life is a cruel joke and evolution fucked us over?

>>81149023

Again, I'm not a virgin. But I am a cheater.

Men don't care if a woman is successful, they care if she is young and beautiful.

Women do care if a man is successful. Success can come at any age (unlike youth and beauty).

That's why females have an advantage earlier in life, and males have an advantage later in life.

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>>81149074
No trap, just a sexy, twisted turboslut.

>>81149046

Realizing that women want to have sex with different man is part of accepting reality. It's being aware of female's intrinsic hypergamy.

But you don't have to accept women who do it. Whores are whores, you don't marry a whore.

>>81149183
The funny thing is that every post just reveals more of your disgustingly shallow character and gives more insight as to what kind of person you incels must be

>>81149203

Oh, and what is billionaire yourself doing slumming on /tv/ at this hour?