Why do so many people have a hard time understanding this

>>81142783
It made me believe that one day, even I can be happy.

Have you ever listened to the director's commentary? None of them had any idea what the life of a forty year old virgin would actually be.

>>81142810
>has a job
>has his own place
>isn't that bad looking
>still an incel at 40
Honestly it gives me no hope.

>better late than never

>>81142852
Hookers are cheap.

>>81142783
white men should stay in perpetual virginity

>>81142850
>tfw no 4chan kinos made by the resident neckbeards

>>81142887
I don't want meaningless sex with a cheap slut, i want a real relationship with a woman who cares about me and loves me for who i am.

>he didnt fuck nympho elizabeth banks
wtf

The humanity is here thanks to men choosing to take pride in serving women and thanks to women loving to be served.
=>Nobody likes a virgin boy

being a virgin means you suck at making women cum, or more generally at entertaining them, especially if you are old, while other men are already proud of fucking women and the one girl that you try to be noticed by.

For virginity in girl, betas think that motherhood is a redemption from slutiness, or non-virginity.
Of course, today, motherhood is delayed by women, if not even disliked, precisely because women want to enjoy the cock carousel for far longer then before, so the motherhood as redemption is replaced by being in a relationship.
Men accept these compromises because they never have the choice when it comes to women and even invent the meme ''our society will continue in the future so it is good that women spread their legs''.

proving my point. virgin = weaklings, not real men

this indeed. why ?
-because people know that women cannot keep their legs closed
-because people know that most men never amount to anything besides wishing to fuck women

virginity is the best discriminant for people:
-good women are not tramps
-good men manage to make something of their lives (but most men are too pathetic to do something that fucking women).

naturally, this non-hedonistic utopia never occurs:
-women spread their legs chasing their fun, especially through sex, thanks to the men ready to serve them
-very few men go beyond women
men never amount to anything besides providing entertainment for women, since providing for women is the easiest thing (even though, most of the time, they will get their orgasms from other men), especially when it comes to giving them gifts.

>>81143042
That will never happen, because you'd be the extension, the feminine, the woman in the relationship. Women attach themselves to men like an oak tree; as much as feminists say to the contrary, women define themselves by men. Even feminism is itself defined by masculinity.

>>81142783
He just stopped trying to get laid, remember?

>>81142783
it instinctively makes the beta virgin neets on /tv/ absolutely furious

>>81143042
try being charismatic/funny/handsome

>>81143173
That doesn't fix low self-esteem

>>81142852

In the movie he progressively turned down his autism. He did away with his cringeworthy toy collection. He put away the games and the framed poster of Asia and he left his comfort zone.

Doing so almost got him laid by a coalburning nympho and eventually a hot mom with a stacked daughter.

Theres hope for anyone as long as they're willing to get uncomfortable.

>>81143331
He almost got laid a few times before doing those things and felt coerced into changing. This "nerds don't get play" is stone age logic, grandpa.

>>81142783

because by experience and definition and by fictional plot and by actual reality, almost no adults can relate to the condition of older virginity.

>>81143331

This is so horrible that I suppose you might be trolling, but you might also not.

The character would honestly have been better off to do exactly what he pleased and kept his thousands of dollars worth of stuff rather than to demean himself with the grandma, the drunk, etc.

Let's be totally honest. If you are past being able to access prime teen pussy or thereabouts, then there really is no point. It is honestly better to remain alone and to continue to use porn than to demean yourself in that way.

t. 33 year old man who has never had sex with a woman.

>>81142887
Paying a hooker doesn't make you not a virgin. It's a state of mind.

>>81143782
I'm not sure if that reply was the real troll, but how have you not lost your virginity yet? How is it possible? Do you just never interact with women?

>>81143817
That's stupid. Stop being spooked.

>>81143863
Hideous or social cripple. Or a comibination of both.

It's not hard. The majority of all humans that ever fucked is less than 25%.

>>81143817

No, this isn't true. I get what you're trying to say, the "honest achievement". But that's not what virginity, the lack thereof, etc, actually is.

This bit gets squishy. But some gay guy who has sucked 50 dicks and never touched vagina is in no meaningful sense which needs to be taken seriously, a virgin. The guy who had a hooker exaclty once in his life /objectively accomplished a simple physicla achievement of some sort/, even if under transaction (and as hooker-supporters will rightly point out, relationships are transactional in a general way). Then there's the lucky quarterback who busts in the 8/10 weird girl.

What is it that is actually essential to all these? /at least Two human beings in close physical contact, working toward at least one orgasm/. Something like this is the real, working definition for sexual contact, virginity loss, etc, simply that it takes two+ to tango.

>>81143863
Not him but I'm a 34 semi-virgin, work from home, and pretty much only interact with a single woman three or four times a year.

Andy was the single best human being in the entire movie, surrounded by trash normals. They think they're doing him a favor while they're ruining their own lives. So pathetic, Andy's issue looks trivial.

>>81144207

To emphasize: it's a fictional portrayal of a fictional such-and-such, but yes, that's exactly how the movie comes off. This poor bastard who was actually fairly content with his situation has to be dragged into adult bullshit. Nonsense.

This is EXACTLY why I didn't go bowling with my co-workers a few weeks back. You're not going to catch me out there, in a normal, natural sort of human conversation, nope.

>>81144207
that is kinda addressed in the film if i remember. The other guys are astounded at how relatively young and energetic the main character is and realize its because no woman has destroyed him. It could even be implied they wanted him to engage with women so they could share their own suffering. Misery loves company and what not.

>>81144580
>adult bullshit
Adult but hilariously immature. Andy is a dorky guy surrounded by some real losers.