>you say you were raped? Clearly you aren't lying. Let's

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>american police show
>they make a huge song and dance arresting someone and dragging them away in handcuffs

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>>81140997

>>81141063
new Hanson kino when?

>>81140936
>it's a Jennifer Love Hewitt gets raped once a year for 16 years in a row episode

>>81141099
>it's a my erection doesn't go down for the entire episode episode

>>81141063
>guys we need to apprehend an unarmed and complying suspect
>OK, we'll take a dozen officers and bum rush the guy with weapons drawn
>i'll bring the ghillie suit

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>>81141063
>Americans WILL defend this

>>81141314
they didn't have a cop fast rope down from the roof. pretty sloppy

>>81141266
>They knew in advance he wouldn't try to run or fight

So /tv/ would you rather...


>live in America with police who beat you within an inch of your life for wearing a mask outside

or

>Live in Europe and potentially die from snackbar explosion while Muhammad fucks your wife

>>81141063

>They think this is over-kill

you know nothing

>>81141390
I'm white in America
life is good

>>81141390
only communist wear masks

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>its a Benson grabs a dude's junk episode
My favorite!

>>81141474
as long as your white and don't give cops attitude they let you get away with pretty much anything

>it's a liv acts like you kicked her grandma if you suggest the suspect might be innocent episode

>implying all men aren't potential predators

If you are really innocent you can porve it boyz.

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>>81141706
>it's a Liv's alcoholic mother falls down the stairs to the subway and dies episode

>Liv, she disemboweled the mother of those kids and made them watch while she ate her intestines while standing over her dying body, then slowly strangled each of the 5 kids to death, she's a monster!

>But she's also a RAPE VICTIM! AND WE'RE GONNA FIND WHO DID THIS TO HER!

>>81141770
>it's a liv reminds everyone she's the product of a rape episode

>I chose to go this part
>I chose to get drunk
>I chose to fuck this guy

>NO HE RAPED YOU

>>81141862
The mother and the kids can't suffer anymore, the rape victim has to carry her pain forever, she's a bigger victim.

>>81141063
>Being such a disgusting pedophile the grass gets up and decides to take you down

Damn

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>>81141882
Do you know how RARE those are?

>>81140936
Look he said he's sorry and won't do it again, now give the guy a break

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>It's a "Truman becomes more and more interested in Shia Islam and decides to celebrate the Day of Ashura, but during the Tatbir he hits his back with a sword too hard and almost dies of severe blood loss and deep muscle cuts before the producers are able to get him to a hospital" episode

What the fuck were they thinking? Why didn't anybody tell him that the Ayatollah Khamenei recommends people donate blood and not perform flagellation?

>>81141390
>for wearing a mask outside

If it isn't Halloween literally no normal, law abiding citizen does this. Fuck off criminal scum.

>>81140936
>people missing the point of the character

her overzealously believing all women because of past trauma has bitten her in the ass before

>its an Ice-T says some funny as shit that makes no sense episode
Easily the best character in the show.

>>81141961
Wrong thread dingus

>>81141978
all that ass biting lead to her leading the squad and running the investigations while she still overzealously believes all women

>>81142030
>it's an Ice T praises stop an frisk episode

N.W.not so muchA.

>>81142030

>That edit where he explains where concrete toothpaste turns into some kind of funny junk drug and has to explain it to the white folks episode.

>>81142117

come on dude they shilled Civlization 5, Ice-T needs to keep the mansion.

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>Be American
>Get shot while eating McDonald burger

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>>81142124
>>81142146
yea I don't think he cares. He's just happy to get easy money from all the old honkeys that watch any police show.

>>81142117

Ice Cube is from NWA you dumb cracker.

>Cold, calculating serial rapist and murderer has strong ass case with few weaknesses and holes that would almost assuredly get him off scot-free

>Flips his shit and admits to raping someone during cross-examination after a slight taunt

Every fucking time.

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>>81142253
no shit. that's why I mentioned them in the same post.

>>81142225
Do you have the rest of these?

>>81142225

I don't fault him anything, he did what he had to do to get a good life, and it ended up being on a cop show of all fucking places.

Not to mention it probably helped having his image reformed.

I mean shit he's doing geico commercials just because of his moniker. Who wouldn't want to get paid for easy shit

>>81142225
He really doesn't
He said in an interview that as long as he gets paid, he could careless.

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>>81142301

>>81142308

Cop shows are like retirement home for old rappers.

LL Cool J on NCIS, Ice-T on SVU, some of SVU's best episodes had Luda in them.

There are many episodes where the victim is actually lying. Watch the show.

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>>81142372
the data charge for that must have been crazy back then

my favorite one of these pics

>>81142372
literally plebian tier

>>81141915
Ked'd my shit up

>>81142399
This one is funny because I can imagine it happening to a bunch of six year olds. There's one that's a little smarter and a little meaner than the others, maybe he sees some Dr. Who and gets some ideas to get rid of the dumb naive kid (like, naive even for a six year old) AND his new younger sibling at the same time. I mean it's so simple and elegant I'm surprised they haven't made it into an episode yet.

>>81141063
This shit is always so ridiculous and funny. Like i understand cops need to take precautions because you never know what someone will do, but in 99% of the episodes of to catch a predator the guy just walks out slowly, puts his hands in the air and fully complies, no resistance at all. Yet 5+ cops still bumrush the dude, throw him to the group, then fucking sit on him pinning him to the floor.

I mean jesus christ once the guy is fully complying can you just make not act extra aggressive? Just seems really excessive and makes cops look bad.

>>81142372
>That scene after where Elliot starts verbally BRAPposting as he scrolls through each picture

>its a college rape episode
>its a paternity fraud is a morally grey issue episode
>its a secret family history episode

>>81142878
>its a college tries to protect its wealthy student by refusing to release its investigation results episode

>>81142399
Are they talking about Steven Segal and his motherfucking birthdays?