Why are people shitting on this? Luc has made some good movies

I'm hyped

>>81136057
coz the cast is hella gay

>>81136057
I just dislike Cara, I'm tired of seeing these rich, connected slags with weird faces get roles.

>>81136057
because the lead actor is literally prettier than the lead actress

because hacks like besson don't actually know how to corral their fucking imaginations

it's literally the type of movie a five year old dreams up

>>81136057
My God, there was a trailer for this right before GITS, it looked like fucking shit, it's like Fifth Element without any good actors. Even that black singer popped up.

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>>81136057
Cara is CUTE!

>>81136057
>muh waifu

Also Luc's been about 2 years too late for casting Cara memevigne

>>81136121
im not crazy about the cast (or their Mass Effect costumes) but the rest of it looks great. I doubt its going to be a deep character study anyway

>>81136057
because of cara
fat autists hate her because she looks average enough to be obtainable to some normie dude but they cant have her since they are fat pimple covered fucks

>>81136057
besson consistently makes efficient entertaining fun stuff (except for the family). This is so far up his alley idk what people are crying about

>>81136057
The guy literally has the face of a retard or a drug addict.

>>81136057
I hate that guy. He looks like a teen even though he is supposed to be a well trained and experienced agent/soldier. He has a punchable face. He won't be able to carry the film.

>>81136057
Both look like heroin addicts.

>>81137435
Except for the bags under his eyes that belong to a 50 year old man

>>81136057
Well isn't that the question of the day

>>81136333
You mean this isn't mass effect? And here I thought we were getting blonde Ashley and twink Shepard

>>81136057
>meme model who can't act
>let's find a guy who looks like a slightly male version of that

LOL not watching this young adult fanfic bullshit eat shit loser

>>81136121
>hella
DIE Californian

>>81137435
My dude, this isn't marketed for your demographic. It's literally for tweens. Have you even seen the trailer? you're not the center of the world anymore old man.

Im so hype you dont even know

>>81136057
Left has a great hairline fml

>>81137435
He's also like in his mid 20s

>>81137832
With a budget of 170 million, you need to market an expensive movie to more than just tweens. I admit the the scenery and special effects looks beautiful, but the story, acting and characters look shit. The trailer gives away too much. This is gonna flop.

>>81136057
but it looks GREAT

have audiences become so pleb that can't even recognize that?

It's going to suck but the movie will be visually stunning

>>81137912
t buttmangled 40 year old

>>81137944
28 actually

>>81137832
I feel nothing is targeted to my demographic anymore

>>81137912
you're still going to watch it though aren't ya

>>81137435
looks like a younger, handsomer benicio del toro.

not really how i imagined valerian, but i don't see any problem with that casting.

>model
>good movie
pick one

>>81137972
Well then get your shit together and stop posting like a crotchety old faggot

>>81136057
wots up with those eyebrows

>>81137902
>He's also like in his mid 20s

Dehaan is 31.

When will we get dope scifi that has an actual interesting plot instead of your bread and butter protagonist saves the world, with cheap gags and extremely shallow story and character development. I wish there was a profit in making thought provoking movies with an actual budget so pretentious faggots like me have something they can actually enjoy.

So is it going to be a plot point that she's hiding some sort of important mcguffin in her armor?

Because she's built like Olive Oil.

>>81136057

Luc Besson stopped making good movies in the 90s, when he could fuck, marry and/or molest his female main characters from his movies.

>>81136057
Why does her outfit have a larger chest area than his? Doesn't she have small tits