>This guy raps like his parents jerked him >He sounds like

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>b rabbit got cucked in the movie

>>81135998
Happens to every white guy at some point

>>81135951
Eric Sermon long rumored to be a closet homosexual.

tfw too dumb for eigt mile

Lotto was better.

>this anon aint no motherfucking mc
>i know everything you got to say against me
>i am op, i am a fag
>i do stick dildos in my ass and dress up in drag

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>>81136405

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!

>>81136659
finna quick rundown

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>>81136405
>you flipped it on heem

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>>81136405
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

everybody in the aeroplane
putcha motherfuckin hands up and point out bane

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erick_Sermon

>>81135951
>Michael Shannon plays Eminem's stepfather in the movie
>IRL Michael Shannon is younger than Eminem
wot

Is this true to life? Did Eminem get pushed around by his mom's boytoy?

>>81136405
>this poster. rhymes? he thinks he's got him
>too bad his syncopation's on the bottom
>nobody would come to hear his shit
>you know what fuck this post I'm over it

>>81135951
>my name is anon and im here to say
>that fapping to traps isnt gay
>you seem confused, but i really mean this
>the most womanly part is her feminine penis

>>81136819
My dad married a girl that was only 16 months older than me. She hated me.

>>81136038
Nah, it's just a meme. White girls aren't into us unless they're fat or poor. So, you know, just stick to white girls who aren't poor or fat and you should be fine.

What I'm saying is that you should leave the United States.

>>81136837
>Someone thought this was worth posting online

>>81136861
Please elaborate. Are they still together?

>>81136872
u a brotha?

>>81135951
SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QKSMAOgnwo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fle-zebSXNc

>NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
>AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER ASSHOLE
>AND I GET BLEACH ON MY T-SHIRT
>IMA FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE

>You anons that are on/tv/
>You don't know it but you are really creepy
>how about get put of your basement once in a while
>in fact, I don't think you can even walk a mile

>>81136931
Yeah, but I'm a Carlton/Childish Gambino type

>Seein people postin rappers - look it's Eminem
>Scratchin my head thinkin that ain't right
>Next now people postin raps - oh they think they IS him
>Reply to this post or ya mom die tonight

>>81137026
>you're not a real black
> id say you should go back
>this board is for the realest Niggas
>this board is for the homies
>this board can't accomadate people like you who are phonies

>>81137026
both heros to most black people.

white girls are mostly shit anyway

>>81137091
goddamnit

>>81137026
You sound weird, like "nigger" with a hard r?

>Check out this fat fingered janny
>Tried to sit up to talk shit but got hit and pulled a hammy


>Doin' it for free? No way it can't be!
>Last person fat as you to win a Grammy was Al B

>Got a restraining order against Del Monte
>Sittin' thick on a power trip like Steve Assanti

>>81137091
God damn you.

>>81137091

hm

>>81137196
/pol/ weenie detected

>Damn didn't think the Janny would be poppin' off like this and comin' at me
>Flowin' harder than the blood in his clogged arteries
>Keep it up sir, I salute you
>You need this exercise far more than I do
>Thought I'd give you this chance to get up off your rashy ass and show me a flash of what you could become if you weren't human trash
>If I ever get close to being like you just end me
>cuz if Im gonna be a circus freak like you it sure as hell aint gonna be for free

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If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

>>81137091
No flow.

>>81137592
fuuuuuck

>yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here

>tfw hip hop movies are just shitty biopics now

>>81137091
i mean

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>>81136405

>>81137091
repliedddd

>>81137592
JANITORS BTFO

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>>81136405
Damn
It's on

>>81137091
kys

i hate blacks

>>81136861
Is she hot?

>>81137091
reply to this post or your mother dies in 2 hours.

>>81137091
>Look at this pasty ass cracker tryin' to rap.
>Only words comin out of his mouth are BRAP, BRAP, BRAP
>Stop embarasing yourself. Here's something to cover it up
>My mom dying in her sleep tonight? Nice try. I'm so sick I killed her before the age of 5.
>I think you're alright. You're a big guy.
>If I take my dick out of your mouth will you die?

>>81137091
memes

MOMS GHETTI

Memes aside, I liked 8 Mile and at the time i thought it was a great movie.

I was 10, but still.

Watched it last summer and it held up. Battle me.

>>81136819
>>81136861
I'm 21 and married to a 44 year old who has a 19 year old daughter.

me and the daughter are basically best friends now

>>81139294
is she hot?

>>81139314
Yes.

She's beautiful and rich and I'm with her because I've never enjoyed a person's company more and I feel an incredible amount of love for her on a personal level

>>81139360
the daughter i mean.

>>81139382
I don't really look at her that way but she's pretty too. I prefer my wife, though. Also, she has had the same boyfriend for a few years and there is no sexual tension between us.

>>81137091
noice

>>81139434
I figured it out eventually but at first I thought you meant your wife has has the same boyfriend for a few years. This cuck shit has ruined me.

>>81139513
Technically he's a cuck a real one at that.

>>81139537
>>81139513
I'm married to someone with a child so I'm a cuck in a way, yes.

>>81137091
Take this (you) and shove it up your ass

>>81136405
Would've worked better syllabically if you kept it as "fuckin' fag".

>BUT I KNOW SOMETHIN' ABOUT YOU
>YOU'RE HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, YOU'RE A NEET VIRGIN TOO

>>81137091
Just to be safe...

>>81137091
Dammit, I was gone do this when I opened the thread and saw everyone rapping.
Fucker, you took it from me.

>>81137091
why

how can 6 dicks be pussies

>>81137091
lol fuck

This whole board looks suspicious

>>81137091
FAg

>>81140541
every poster seems delirious

>literally ''''''freestyle'''''' rap you'll find in every youtube comment section of an instrumental hip hop song
A new low for /tv/

>>81140645
big guys on the front page, cunnies look delicious

>>81137091
fuck

>>81136819
That was the point

Why doesn't eminem act anymore?

>>81140993
He cameos in movies.

>>81139513
fucking kek

>>81136872
>White girls aren't into us unless they're fat or poor

nah you're lying. you're just yet another buttmad whiteboi. Stop pretending to be black. You'll never gonna be one

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>Wicki wicki wild wild
>Wicki wild
>Wicki wicki wild wild check my duplicates

>>81137091
Bobw

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>Hi, Dr. Pavel, I'm C I A
>We've brought you here to my motherfucking plane
>I see you're not alone, why would I want them?
>Tell me why they're here, you don't get to bring friends

>>81143424
flames nigga

>>81136819
That was the point. They talked about how he was just after her money and he went to high school with them.

>>81137091
ree

>>81138878
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