https://youtu.be/89yKotapLFE?t=2m Give it like 10-15 seconds

>>81131981

>a character's ethnicity has nothing to do with their characterization
>UNLESS THEY'RE FUCKING WHITE

Of course he fucking likes it. Good lord.

>>81131981
>all those dolls in the background

>I grew up with Ghost in the Shell!

Jesus fucking christ this guy is a full on normie.

>>81132259
Why are you getting mad he watched things when he was younger? How old are you

Are there any youtube reviewers that actually understand film?

>>81132305
I've never seen one that actually knows what goes into a good film or what properties go into cinema that is of substance.

Which is hilarious because there are plenty of reviewers that go in depth as shit with video game reviews to 40 minutes to over an hour easily. But yet you get to movie reviews, 5 minute basically repeating the synopsis and saying it's good or bad. "lel acting was good" "lel scenes were cool"

Fucking CinemaSins is better at critique and review.

Is he dare I say /ourguy/

>white weeboo loves it
>asian woman says its pretty generic and shit
https://youtu.be/3FvaQmBeCzc?t=222
(3:45)

>>81131981
Sounds like a pretty honest review to me. Weeaboos are just butthurt that their precious Anime film got a live action adaptation with a white woman as the lead, even though Japanese people and the creator of GITS himself are fine with it

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>>81131981
what did he mean by this?

>>81132414
Some of these look pretty chill, but it's clear he doesn't fit in.
It's pure cringe.
Why did he show it again?

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FUCKING FRAUD

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>>81132368
hes a highly autistic manchild who likes to get

N A S T Y
A
S
T
Y

so the answer is yes

>>81132481
nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4-T0UhQXc4

this is PURE YOUTUBEKINO

I dare you to find a better intro on youtube, you can't

>>81132452
to prouve he's not racist

>>81132452
Something to do with black people being his family and how racism makes him feel bad. in a fucking film review.

he literally stopped the review to say this shit. i wish i still had the shooped version of this.

>>81132355

I don't even play vidya much anymore but there are people on youtube doing hours-long video essays on games that are comfy as fuck to watch. I wish there was more like that for film instead of 'lolo hi guys I liked/hated this movie please subscribe yeah!' like you say

>>81132403
>honest
>multiple reviewers and moviegoers point out multiple flaws
>glosses over it with 'its cool! Better than evolution lol!'

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>>81132512
no, THIS is youtube kino

(also by stuckmann)

>>81132403
DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRUH

>>81131981
who has braces at that age?

>>81132536
>>81132355
Just got into Joseph Anderson, pretty good.

how do you guys fucking stand this unbearable pasty fuck, seriously why does /tv/ love all these unbearable unfunny, uninteresting faggots who have nothing to say

>>81131981
>that feminine voice
Why do leftists have such poor taste in film?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olPfy8vnUZw

>guy who came up with this line thinks he's a legitimate authority on movie criticism

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>>81131981
>Talking shit about Speed Racer

This guy should consider shutting the fuck up.

Eveery other reviewer on YT says it's awful.

Now I'm not saying he is wrong, he is entitled to his opinions but the ones saying it's bad are pointing out how it's nothing like source material. Did Chris see the same film? Because he claims exactly the opposite

>>81132705
Guy who made this 20+ minute whiny reply video to that meme thinks hes a legitimate authority on movie critisism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qse8LJmPV8

>>81132481
It's pretty wild how he altered his appearance to become more chadly though.

Whats with the braces?

>>81132890
dental plan.

>>81132641
>love

Can you read?

>>81132578
I would watch the shit outta drive remake directed by and starring chris

>>81132718
as someone who's actually seen it, this movie is robocop remake-levels of bland and so is his taste if he thinks this is in any way acceptable

>>81133271
i dont think any film could hold that amount of autism tho.

but if you interested he made a bourne "film" too with jeremy jahans.

>Visually faithful

What is he smoking?

>>81132355
>>81132305
Channel Criswell

>>81131981
what is it with these dorks that give ScarJo a pass at everything like they think they're going to score with her after the review?

>>81132718
The fact that you're considering any youtube """"reviewer"""""" opinion at all is kind of embarrassing desu

>>81133441
hes a weeb.

>>81133397
please post it, I can't find it.

>>81131981
can someone please punch that fucking faggot in the face?

>>81132414
>awkwardly standing on the outside of the group
>all the brothas and sistas are huddle in together like close friends

Guaranteed he was "that guy" the group just passively accepted and he followed them around and tried to fit in. When he stopped hanging with them they probably didn't even realize it he was gone.

>>81133507
you lazy fucking pleb

thankfully im in a generous mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBd6IZOxmBU

>>81133729
totally, we had someone like that outside our group in highschool.

>>81133488
>implying weebs like this 3dpd trash

>>81132374
I love Alachia

>>81132414
lol he looks like he was photoshopped in

>>81133782
hes a wanna be popular yt kind, so hes not like the usual ones.

he changes his review to echo what he thinks people want, i bet in a years time he makes a review trashing this like his did with spiderman 2

Say what you will about NWA, but Easy was always a bad ass. Dr. Dre is my childhood & Ice is Mr. Every man banger.

>>81132481
>6'4
>looks like a stick bug

Shame... Wasted potential.. If he just started lifting with his manlet buddy the FlickPrick and started bulking up he could ascend into Chad mode

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWhJeMkMo98

>le ironic nerds xD

>>81133743
>critic can't make a decent example of the medium he criticizes

every
fucking
time

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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THE SHORT "FILM" HE DID WHERE HE JUST RIPS OF DRIVE

>>81133873
>its a chris stuckman tries to be funny and wacky episode
they are always the worst episodes

>>81133873
Making fun NERD CULTURE XD doesn't work when you literally are that trash.

>>81133870
i think thats how the flickpick likes him (i totally suspect they are butt buddies

>>81133952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7XKrPjy-wA

>>81133952
if this is a legit thing that exists then i need to see it as well

>>81133899
his gloating over his bvs script before he got meme'd is proof of this. so many critics can rip apart but cant dont a better job kek.

>>81133952
you mean this one?
>>81132578

>>81133995
NO NOT THIS SHIT, IT WAS ON DAILYMOTION BECAUSE HE WAS TOO SCARED TO PUT IT ON YOUTUBE

>>81134007
ITS REAL AND ITS FUCKING TERRIBLE, HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER AND MONOLOGUES AND ITS JUST HIM TRYING TO MAKE DRIVE. HE TOOK IT OFF OF DAILYMOTION AS WELL BECAUSE HES A PUSSY I HATE HIM

>>81133481
A ton of people say a movie is bad universally, there is probably something wrong with it.

>>81134060
no im sure its this one

>>81132305
Jim Gisriel

>>81133899
I don't think Beyond the Valley of the Dolls was bad.

>>81133995
my god that was bad
i don't even know where to begin... fucking hell, it just wasn't funny, the acting was shit, the video quality was awful, the sound quality was somehow worse...
How old is this guy? He spends his entire life talking about and watching films but can't buy a $200 camera and a microphone?
Fucking hell

People in this comment section are fucking idiots and assholes. "Oh, first day on the internet huh?" These people should, (as a wise man once said), eat shit and die. They think they are inhuman and call Chris a pussy even though they could not even handle this shit close to how he handled it. Most of you fuckers are 8 year olds who would cry like a baby if this happened to you. He is a human with emotions, and there is a limit on how much shit you can take. This shit is so serious it should actually be illegal. And im sorry if you are reading this and aren't one of these kids, but if nobody adresses it, I sure as hell will. Most people are making fun of him and thinks this is a laughing matter. You just need to shut the fuck up and screw of.

>>81134229
NOPE FUCK YOU JUST REMEMBERED THE NAME, IT WAS CALLED "JULIA"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2992854/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_5

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>>81134357
Lol, lern2internet kiddo, stop being a crybaby white knighting some faggot on youtube,

>>81133729
I don't think so because if you look at this gif here: >>81132481 he and another Black guy were doing some Dragon Ball roleplaying.

>>81132286
He does that, all the time. Like he grew up watching everything. Bullshit.

Read his book. It's fucking horrid. Guys opinions are generic and he can't write a fucking thesis to save his life.

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>>81134357
is this pasta?
if not pic related applies to you, friend

>>81134387
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2992854/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HTUzWVMbVg
skip to 45 seconds

fucking hell the autism


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HTUzWVMbVg

>>81134387
its on pornhub
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55e3dc50f2b0b

>>81133899
David Michod made Animal Kingdom and The Rocer. Both are fantastic.
Also Truffaut was a critic before making 400 Blows.

>>81134401
knowing 1 black guy doesnt mean he knows every black person anon.

also that autismo karate, fucking kek

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>>81134387
>>81134494
FUCKING LOL

dude I found it on Pornhub, someone in youtube comments linked to it

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55e3dc50f2b0b

download it off pornhub before it gets removed

pic related to show its real

>>81134434
>Read his book

I am mildly interested. Need a good laugh

>>81131981
>shit talking speed racer

fuck this faggot

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>>81133873
holy shit its a minute long and i couldnt even finish it

>>81134577
who is this semen demon?

>>81134587
im downloading it is it possible to somehow upload on here?

The Chronic came out & the world changed.

>>81134649
same i couldnt stop cringing

>>81134654
upload it to vid.me or streamable (idk if this site has a time limit)

youtube, dailymotion, and vimeo will just take it down if cuckmann files copyright claim

>>81134654
vimeo
dailymotion
vid.me
spankbang
xvideos
pornhub

>>81134704
ty bb

>>81134494
oh my god i wish someone would beat his fucking ass in already

>>81134651
virtual geisha

>>81134765
ty

>>81134724
no point putting it on a pornsite i want to post where i can link

>>81134733
hey im more of a dick guy

>>81131981
My friend watches this guy, is he any good at reviewing?

>>81134677
It did.

>>81134542
>>81134587
fucking kek

>>81134542
>>81134587
>film opens with a minute-long text apology to the audience
wew, i guess im in for quite the ride

>>81134846
judge for yourself
(warning, contains high levels of autism)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-yUfsxw7es

>>81134894
He looks like AIDS-era Freddie Mercury

>>81131981
Chris: "hey, check out this script"

4chan:
"Your script is a piece of shit"
"YOU are a piece of shit"
"You should KILL yourself and your family should DIE."

Chris: "hey guys, I think that's going a bit too far."

4chan: "boo boo what did u expect? crybaby can't take criticism. Fuck you, grow some balls you whiny bitch and take it like a man!"


Many commenters here don't seem to know the difference between criticism and outright abuse, between critiquing an IDEA (script, movie, etc) and attacking the PERSON who made the idea. Furthermore, there seems to be this idea that a person is not allowed to defend himself against the attack. That he's supposed to just take it. Why are people so needlessly vindictive?

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>>81134941

>>81134894
oh my god i jsut watched that monologue

im seriously crying from laughing so hard.

just wait till the twitter normalfags find out about this, this is going to be Zod's Snapped Neck number 2 for Stuckmann, i can already feel it

>>81132305

Oliver Harper

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>>81134961

>>81132910
LISA NEEDS BRACES

>>81134961
>>81134961
fuck off shill

no one cared about his fucking script, its when he started acting like it was better than the movie and gloating *muh 20 minutes* did he get the shit flung his way.

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>>81134542

>>81135031
DENTAL PLAN

>>81135130
LISA NEEDS BRACES

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>>81132305

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>real men treat their girls EVERY day of the month

>>81135070
i bet stuckmann wrote that.

>>81135204
i swear in the thunbnail he looks like a nazi

>>81135165
DENTAL PLAN

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>>81135177
this

>>81131981
Everything old was his favorite thing of all time.

>>81135241
LISA NEEDS BRACES

>>81135298
i love how on every new video the first comment is "chris grew up with this didnt he" kek

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>I didn't think--
>That's right, you didn't think!

>>81135320
if we give up the dental plan, then i will have to play for LISA'S BRACES!

>>81132355
Cinema sins can suck a fart out of my ass

Man, the loads of utter crap still being posted on Chris is incredible. I'm really trying to understand the lack of sympathy here. Chris has just as much right to get feelings off his chest as much as any of these horrific commenters do. I don't get how being a critic invalidates his feelings when he gets some pretty bad criticism for something that he only worked 20 minutes on. And the people comparing this scenario with Zach Snyder are going pretty extreme. You would most certainly expect more out of a movie that got millions put into it. But honestly, no one should expect much from a 20 minute work that wasn't even though much of by Chris himself. So go ahead 4chan commenters (or rather, the mass horde of unreasonable ones). Be the horrible disease that you are on the Internet and continue to say some of the most insipid things I've read in my life. Go ahead and think your feelings are the only ones that matter.

>>81135375
>if we give up the dental plan, then i will have to play for LISA'S BRACES!

People, stop! We can't give up our Dental Plan! Lenny, without the dental plan, you wouldn't have that diamond in your tooth.

>>81135413
3/10 trolling try harder next time

also

shut up chris.

>>81135413
just link the reddit thread already

>>81134542
Jesus christ he doesn't have a single original idea in his head. This guy has an unhealthy obsession with Drive

>>81134961
>"Your script is a piece of shit"

That isn't that bad though. But even putting it nicely it's an awful rewrite, and it's hilarious he makes a whole video crying about being criticized for stuff WHILE being a fucking critic.

He also got upset RedLetterMedia joking made a reference to him that was 'mean' even though it was joking humor.

He can dish out criticism but he can't take it, even as a joke.

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*blocks your path*

>>81135428
i forget what happens after that but most of the simpsons eps i know off by heart because it fucking brainwashed me as a kid it was on every day and the channel kept repeating the same fucking 3 episodes all the time.

>>81135404
cinemasins is more entertaining than chris cuckman, and when the movie is actually bad, it's even funnier

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>>81135472
he just loves the goose a bit too much

>>81135565
I agree its more entertaining than chrissy boy its still garbage though

>>81135605
this.

>>81135574
This is so sad. He's clearly got some kind of autism, I can't imagine how much it hurt him when his idols at RLM made fun of him.

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>>81134542
>its on pornhub

>>81132305
Soulbrotha

>>81135730
wait is he playing both guys?
whats with that homo stare?
damn.

>>81135730
a true auteur

>>81132512
that Funky bass line oh boy.

what do you think his parents think?
>no college
>youtube income
at least he has a qt3.14 wife

>>81135945
he probably would if he played a serial killer, he has the stare for it.

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>>81135945
jesus christ

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>>81136021
APOLOGISE RLM!

>>81131981
>hating on Speed Racer

fuck this guy

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>>81135945

>>81135945
>I'll show you what nice guys come last

Send this thread to him, I bet he'll make a 15 min video about how 4chan is mean

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>>81136148

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>>81135730
>punching ketchup packets.

>>81135797
its spelt autist

>>81135776
He's the type of guy who would praise shitty movies just to look contrarian

>>81135518
Stuck still needs to learn a bit more about composition before he can take a serious stab at making films.

hoping he adapts his BvS script one of these days.

>>81136498
fucking hell he cant even walk normally even his walk is bad acting WTF

>>81133873
That editing is so fucking bad and impersonal and jarring. What the fuck that doesn't look good at all.

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>>81136148
>>81135945
>RLM movies are just huge in jokes
>Cinema Snob's Jesus bro has shit camera work
>Roger Ebert even made a shitty movie

Embarrassing. Apply yourself.

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*blocks his path*

why are stuckmann thread so comfy bros?

>>81134542
Exceptionally hard to pay attention to this when the porn ads on the side have more interesting shit going on and are shot much better

>>81136860
AHAHAHAHAHAHA THE GUN WASNT EVEN IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION WHEN HE SHOT FUCKING TOP KEK

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>>81131981
>cliche hurr durr company who created you are the bad guys plot
>Dumb generic Robocop villain
>Puppet Master not even in the movie
>Both Major and Kuze is dumbed down to romance between two teenager plot

It was not fucking good, Chris

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>dat filename

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>>81136702
It seems like Peter Von Bagh is still the only critic ever to be able to make a good film

>>81136860

Pure kino.

>>81132355
Because for a movie you either download at home,or waste 15 bucks and some hours to see it

games are literally 60 dollars with 8 hours of duration, so it is a bigger investment than watching a flick

>>81137070
>movie reviewer
>but isn't willing to pay to see movies

Then don't fucking make a youtube channel specifically for critiquing and talking about newly released films.
Super poor excuse

Also, popular ones like fuckman, make money from it, so there is no goddamn excuse.

>>81137117
are you dense mate?i am saying that if you want to watch a movie you don't care that much because it is a smaller investment, so yeah video games reviews are more detailed than movie reviews, on youtube at least

>>81137132
subtle

When he fake laughs at his own jokes it's embarassing

>>81137132
>real human bean starts playing

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>>81137051
*walks towards you*

>>81134542
Any videos on YT of how to get 20 mins of your life back?

>>81137717
KEK.

>>81132305
Tell me how I'm supposed to feel about Alachia Queen, /tv/.

>>81131981
>I'm a huge DBZ fan
More like Cristobal el Hombre Pegado, amirite

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>>81133743
goddamn it

>>81138595
kek if you like that check out his drive/dbz mash up its even worse

>>81138942
I'm currently enjoying his masterpiece Julia
gonna comment with the lads on the imdb boards afterwards see what they think

>>81131981
He's a got an aesthetically pleasing manchild blu ray shelf. Horrible "critic" though.
>I've been horrifically violated by American adaptations of anime

Oh I'm sure he's been violated by anime.

>>81132605
I do and have had for 6 years but they're behind my teets so no one notices. Arab dentists are pure toothkino

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>>81134587
>tfw ywn star in one of chris' masterpieces
>tfw ywn have chris "the cuckman" stuckman berate you for your choices
>tfw ywn know what it's like to star in an up and coming young brilliant indie director's """"short"""" film

hold me bros

>>81139189
>6 years
dude what the fuck

>>81134609
Don't. It's fucking lame. Easy read.
But if you do, don't purchase it. Not worth it.

>>81132355
>I've never seen one that actually knows what goes into a good film or what properties go into cinema that is of substance.

YMS may be an animal fucker, but he knows about film.

>>81132374
Alachia Queen is my waifu.

>>81139070
you're memeing right?

imdb board are gone

How come this motherfucker can't walk like a normal person?

>>81133743
This guy doesn't even have a basic grasp on filmmaking. He completely ignores the 180 degree rule.

>>81140226
he also ignores good dialogue, facial expressions.......

>>81135752
Thing is they are really in no position to be making fun of others.

Yes Cuckmann is pathetic but RLM are possibly even more pathetic.

>>81140356
personally i think both are autistic (actually you can say the same for most "film review" youtubers) but they are the worst imo.

>>81136491
He's a Marvel fanboy.
You really think he knows jack shit about composition and cinematography?

>>81140226
Watch his review of Phantom Menace and his critique of the pod-racing scene.
He literally criticizes Lucas for his adherence to the 180 rule.

>tfw I will never be a neckbearded manchild who spends all day mocking a successful film critic

>>81133440
>Criswell
I watched the interstellar and whiplash video. Seems like a psued, and I don't have the patience to go through his more in-depth videos because they're so full of really pithy, overwrought lines.

>>81134266
>Jim Gisriel
Pretty smart. He's not exactly cynical enough for my tastes. I don't really agree with his opinions but he's not stupid, and also not obnoxiously full of himself.

>>81135007
>Oliver Harper
Not really interested in any of these videos so I can't comment.

>>81135177
>Grace Harper
Again, not really interested. I've watched her stuff in the past, and there's really only so much interesting stuff that can be said about trailers for capeshit. Meh.

>>81135776
>Soulbrotha
Google brings up some guy named soulbrothanumber3 but he barely even reviews movies.

>>81138000
>Alachia Queen
Watched a couple of her vids. She doesn't seem very knowledgeable. These reviews are very emotionally-driven and some of her criticisms come across as highly personal and subjective. Not my cup of tea.

>>81131981
Somethings up with this dude. Either his cheeks are super prominent or his temples and forehead is narrow. It's just uncanny. Also needs teeth whitening but I'm not too judgmental about that since I need it too.

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>>81131981
>Putting Speed Racer on the same level as Dragon Ball Evolution
FUCKING PLEB.

I can understand people not feeling it because of it's hyperunrealistic style and them not really liking it but it was by no means a bad movie.

>>81131981
>Ghost in the Shell is directed by...
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA YOU WERE RIGHT OP I HAD TO CLOSE IT

>>81131981
Man that lighting doesn't work for him at all

>>81140606
good point. marvelets are still jelly about no oscar wins.

>>81140775
>successful film critic

hi chris? how the flickpick doing? did you suck him off today like a good little faggot?

>>81132536
>>81132634

More examples please? I'm looking for more of that kind of video essay stuff.

>>81142136
Joseph Anderson, MathewMatosis, Mr Wendal, and MrBTongue are the best.

Campster (Errant Signal), and SuperBunnyhop are popular, but they suck.

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>gave it a extremely positive review before a bunch of negative reviews hit Rotten Tomatoes
How long before he makes a second video backtracking on his 'opinion'?

>>81132305
Unironically YourMovieSucks. He may be a full on furfag but he has patrician taste in film.

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>>81133743
Would you fill his cancer wifes barren womb with your seed?

>>81142994
no he's a pretentious disgusting degenerate.

>>81142994
He's alright but he only makes meme retard videos now so what does it even matter?

people make better reviews of burgers than this guy reviews an art form
i want these degenerate movie vloggers to die

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>>81143196
nope and i dont think its cancer its probably AIDS from her hubby getting fucked by flick prick

>>81133873
>unironically has dozens of figurines in the background
>makes fun of figurines

>>81132305
Yeah YourMovieSucks gets it.

It's not really specific to film though, he strikes you as the kind of person that just grew up thinking everyone else was a fucking idiot and he comfortably settled on deconstructing film and explaining how to make it good

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What in the FUCK is wrong with this nigga's teeth

>>81134542
Why the fuck is it on pornhub, lmao

>>81134609
It's about 100 pages, half of which are very poor illustrations made in what looks like a beginner's graphic design class. As for his statements on the movies, they're about 3-4 paragraphs of basic summary.

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>>81143971
Aha.. hahah.. Ahahah....... Ha hahaha haHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>I hate when people lamer than me have the drive and passion to make a living out of it!

>>81137051
IT'S THE KNOCKED KNEES, HE'S FUCKING KNOCK KNEED THAT FAGGOT.

>>81144914
>Silence of the Lambs
>1200.
ok what, surely this is a mistake
perhaps its the porn parody

>>81138000

I want to fuck her mouth, so there's that.

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>>81136320

>>81145577
i am liking these new reaction images

also nice dubs

>>81133743
I know that was edited by someone else but it's obvious Chris doesnt understand blocking or coverage.

>>81132249
Truly pathetic

>>81132481
>those sick dance moves
I'm impressed

>>81146848
the original is worse and its tacked on to his bourne review

>>81146981
michael jackson would be proud of his autism

>>81132481
holy shit he really is autistic

>>81145162
>I do cringey shit but please do not say anything bad about me!

>>81131981
How long until he says he grew up with Ghost in the Shell?

>>81132355
I'm sure a huge reason for this is companies are generally more lenient towards video game footage being uploaded to youtube than movie footage. Kind of hard to put examples in your analysis when just about anything in the footage will get it struck down for copyright.

You guys sure post about this guy a lot..almost as if you want to fuck him or something hahaha xD

>>81134542
Holy shit that was bad.
Drive rip off with a splash of Collateral. Bad audio, no Color balance, horrendous blocking and shots, awkward choreography and just a shit edit. Also Chris sounded like a drunk reading his lines.

>>81134399
>>81134490
How's that pasta taste, newfags?

He's right tho

>>81132481
>this autist has a qt jew wife, a successful youtube channel with millions of subscribers, a promising career and looks like a Chad now to boot

Is there something Jews can't do?

>>81133873
This doesn't really work when you have a bunch of toys in the background unironically.

>>81131981
Stuckmann is literally /ourguy/.

Fuck off reddit.

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>>81144914
>Paranormal Activity 7
>The Exorcist 6

>>81145328
You expect any better from IMDB?

>>81132305
Kermode is the only one, and he's not really a YouTube reviewer.

>>81132259
Yeaaaah, this quote like other sounds like this one is bad that the film critics make cuz his comments seems to be influenced by his fond memories of childhood. I really wish he stop doing THAT. Otherwise, I totally understand why he likes it cuz it just like the anime getting turned into the live action feature.

>>81131981
get cuckmannized

>>81132305

rob ager, it's called collative learning

watch the shit on the warriors first

>>81135945
cringe

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