>character has psychic powers >start getting nosebleeds

where did that even come from? Does it happen in real life?

>character has super strength
>is muscular

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>character is a superhero
>parents are either dead or die during the movie

new thread ?

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>>81130427
>Character is a psychic
>Reaches out with their hand when using telekinesis for no raisin

>teenage movie
>parents dont exist

>>81131023
Of course not. Real life psychics would never have a slip up like that

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>character has psychic powers

>>81131023

The main guy I know it from is Maxwell Lord in DC comics, he has the ability to psychically convince people to do his bidding, and they believe it's their own idea, every time he uses his power he gets a nosebleed.

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>>81131049
>character has super strength
>it's a skinny girl

>>81131023
http://www.politedissent.com/archives/1581

The idea behind it is to show the struggle. It would be weird if they just sweat, and since they're using their mind it's plausible that they'd get nosebleed (also the same logic why some get blodshot eyes)

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>Character is a genius
>He watches multiple televisions at the same time

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>character have visions of the future
>his attempts to stop it from happening is what causes it in the first place

>>81131213
>character is a genius hacker
>has more than one monitor
Like how would that even work? Does he have two computers?

>>81130427

>war movie set in the middle east
>arabic yodeling starts playing

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>>81131280
>Character is genius hacker extraordinaire
>Cant even afford an iPhone

>>81131213
what kind of frog is this ?

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>foreign character talking to someone from the same country as him
>speaks in english

>>81131153

>Oh haha that litlle girl could never beat that big muscular guy up hahaha lol xd
>she flips him over and beats him up

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>>81131332
>Character is genius hacker extraordinaire
>Uses Apple MacBook

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>>81131345
>spic character
>punches in spanish words when talking in english

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>>81131101
>no raisin

>city cop
>ex-wife, kids he never sees
>muh damn job
>is an alcohol

>>81130427
>a cool character
>turns out to be gay and with a black son who is also fat

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>>81131412
>Remember
>No raisin

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>character has telekinesis
>needs to spread his hand at the object nevertheless

>>81131417
Realistic

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>American character wants to fap
>has to use lotion

>>81131280
>Like how would that even work? Does he have two computers?
Where the fuck am I? This is 4chan right? I'm not on tumblr am I? How could someone be so retarded?

>>81131023
It's like when you strain to fart/poop so hard, your nose bleeds and you get a headache.

>>81131417
>misses his wife's son's dance recital

>>81131023
It happens every time I use my psychic powers

>>81131462
Well I'm not America, I am circumcised (medical reasons, sadly, long story) and I don't use lotion. So I dunno why Yanks would need to other than wanting to clean their dicks?

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>>81131023
yes, i know plenty of psychics and they all have this problem

>>81131465
Don't be like that sweetie. You know I'm not good with computers.

>>81131417
>character's wife married him, knowing full well he was a cop/ doctor/ someone with a demanding profession
>divorces him saying 'he only cares about the job' or 'does he know how many nights she stayed up worrying'
The arrogance necessary to pull shit like that.

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>brazilian character
>spanic name
>speaks spanish

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>>81131466

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>>81131504
Kek mentioning tumblr means I must be ledditor, go back to wherever the fuck you came from newfag.

>>81131454
It's called Power Focus, you shitheap. l2magic. That's why we use wands and staves and shit. Anything can be a focus, but something inherently natural, like wood and shit, is good. Metal is bad cause it's gotta be moulded to that shape by hands or machines and that imprints concious into the object and makes it more difficult to focus your thoughts. Like a sword will be imbued with a intent to kill or injure, or perhaps rage and hatred. So when casting a simple levitation spell will result in the object shattering and possibly injuring people. Wood survives such things because it's a 'life' before it's carved by hand, so it's much more resistant. Though of course it still prone to failure. Crystals and Gems are good focalisers as well, which is an entire other ball game, but help with what you want to cast. Ruby for pyro shit, emerald for air shit, sapphire for healing, aquamarine for water shit obviously. Etc.

I've always wanted to use obsidian but that shit is brittle as fuck and large enough and right shaped shit is difficult to find.

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>>81131049
like this is any better?

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>teenage girl character on a car with her family
>has a little brother that she finds annoying
>constantly on the cellphone or listening to music
>father gets angry talking to her while she doesn't pay attention

>>81131535
>He's a minor villain
>"Ayyy LES DANCE AMIGO"

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>character eats spicy food
>gets bloody shits and acts like it's completely normal

>>81131655
t. D&D pro

>>81131730
That's how life is actually in America. They constantly eat food that gives them diarrhea. It's part of the experience.

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>>81131697
>sister and little brother are in the back seat
>boy starts kicking her
>"MOOOOOOOOOOM"
>"SHE'S TAKING OVER MY SIDE OF THE CAR"

>>81131777
Sorry I don't watch Game of Thrones. It's got no magic in it.

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>>81131528
Women amirite?

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>>81131855
The thing is I am not sure if this is bait or not

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>character is intelligent
>he gets portrayed as super shy and social outcast

>>81132218
Not him, but it's quite clever. He's not only stating something factual, but is also mocking GoT for being boring shit, you know, no 'magic'.

I smiled.

>>81131855
(You). I assume you're not baiting, but it was amusing.

>>81132273
Your post somehow made me even more uncertain if I'm being decived or not.

>>81131807
this is fake news
don't listen to him

>>81131672
SHUT IT DOWN

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>>81130427
>blue background version
>most popular on /pol/

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>>81131280
jej

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>>81131655
what

>Character needs information about a person
>"So, do you know anything about NAME?"
>Person being asked the question leans back and looks up
>NAME eh?

>>81131023
>nosebleed caused by overuse of psychic powers
>Does it happen in real life?

of corse it does, I always get a nosebleed whenever I throw too many fireballs, of when I'm trying to read more than 3 minds at the same time.

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>>81131655

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>>81133409
>tfw

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>>81131814
>main character goes AWOL mentally at the climax when he's needed most

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>>81131254

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>>81134825
>Coming to America 2016
>mfw that turned out to be right

>>81131023
I used to get nosebleeds from too much math desu senpai

>>81130427
I love that trope.

>>81131655
this man speaks the truth

>>81135005
i do too

bunp

>>81130427
>character has the power of telekinesis
>everyone calls them 'psychic powers'

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>>81131701
kekd

>>81136093
i'm pretty sure that goes under the category of 'psychic powers'

>>81131209
i get that. but it's in literally everything

>>81131254
ı like when this happens tbqh

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>character does the most demanding job
>gets the smallest bonus

>>81131494

This annoys me so goddamn much, jacking with lotion doesn't feel good at all

>>81131814
that shit happens every time in real life too though

>>81131494
>t. dry guy
but it fucking hurts to do it without lotion

>>81131454
>>81131101

If I had telekinesis, I'd do it too.
It's cool

>>81131137
This, any movie or "flick" where there is magic or super powers is instantly lower tier to me