>You don't believe those rumours about me, do you

Lady, I don't even know who you are

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>>81122906
>a-are you really a succubus?

punch her in the face

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>>81122906

I do but it doesn't matter, please destroy my balls Mistress Amber

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y-you too

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>>81122928
>he doesn't know /our gal/

Please leave /tv/.

My ideal woman in every way. I'd be hard because she'd have complete control over me. I would do just about anything to make her happy, and her her crawl into bed with me at night.

please fuck my shit up amber I beg you

>>81122906
Fuck off stupid ass bitch

n-n-no mrs johannson

>>81122906
>red slut polish nail

mmmmh....

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She was rude and bitchy as hell in the Overhaulin episode where they redid her Mustang. It's not an act, that really is her personality.

>>81122906
>>81122957
>>81122973
>>81123019
butthole pics WHEN?!

>>81123230
Post it.

>>81123230
>notchback
>gas cap and other shit on trunk

>>81123230
this pic confirms she's into fucking dudes with a strapon

poor man's chloe lamb

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>>81123470
>some internet slut
>even close to the perfection of Amber Heard

According to science, she is the most beautiful woman ever

perfect face

>>81123230
this has meme potential

>>81123230
She's putting crappy 87 gas into that car.
Kill her

>>81122906
>swn dress up in an SS uniform and stomp your testicles
;_;

She can play herself really well (mandy lane)

>>81123583
I would agree with this. I can't think of an actress with a more 'perfect' face.

>>81123520
fridge body

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>>81123230
>It's not an act, that really is her personality.

>>81123470
how do you expect me to fap to lowres vids?

>>81122906
>>81122957
>>81122973
So this is /tv/'s waifu of the week, now?
actually just an autistic samefag not able to get even that far

>>81123637
Look at those commiefornia gas prices. Can't blame her.

Amber heard crying over a car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWTrqpRcR7g

>>81123422

I want to believe.

>>81123768
Look at her trying to feign human emotions.

Cute!

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>Why are you guys being so mean to me?

>>81123768
Just. like. us.

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>>81123643
Shut up blad.

>>81124010
>hfw she finds out you're out of money

Amber please use me and ruin my life, it would be an honor

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>>81124134

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>>81122906
idk, i jerked off to your boobies once and it was a 6/10 orgasm.

Never looked back.

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>>81122928

>>81124216
bitch looks like she had a stroke

>>81122906
Rumors? About what?

>>81124243
The succubus, life-destroyer rumours.

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w-what rumours

>>81122906
>he beat me I swear
>only proof is a vid of Depp being annoyed by her

Bravo

>>81124609
She won the fappening in my opinion.

>>81124890
source

>>81124890
>>81124934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGJ8_wNE5rY

>>81122906
What rumors, Amber?

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>>81124609
Why is she so perfect bros

>>81124609
well damn

>>81123768
Eyes never lie. You can tell she wasn't really blown away.

>>81124609
Is this new?

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>An alleged photo of Johnny Depp's finger after he cut off the tip has been included in Amber
>Heard's court filing against the actor
>Heard, 30, claims that Depp cut off the tip in a fit of rage and then used his blood to write words on the wall accusing her of having an affair

>He wrote 'Billy Bob' and 'easy Amber' claims Heard after accusing the actress of having an affair with 61-year-old Billy Bob Thornton
Depp, 53, was 'drunk and high on ecstasy' claims Heard in court papers obtained by TMZ

>Heard claims in court papers that Depp did not have the finger treated for 24 hours and doctors had to fashion a new tip using skin from his hand

>The injury shut down production on Pirates of the Caribbean for four weeks as Depp left the villa where he was staying for treatment in LA

yfw you are not billy bob fucking amber


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKiTUv2im_s

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>>81122906
you stay the fuck away from elon musk

>>81126564
What the fuck

>>81126418
no, but you are

>>81126649

For a genius, he sure is bad at picking women

>married and divorced the same woman twice

>>81126694
>For a genius
well what if he isn't

>>81125214
https://youtu.be/75yts11nYZ8?t=54

>>81127121

Never thought about that.

Whoa.

>>81122906
>not wanting to have your life ruined by a bipolar babe
Are you gay?

>>81127241
n-no

honestly, I wouldn't care

when you look like that it doesn't fucking matter

use me, abuse me, leave me dead broke in a gutter

if she let me put it in I wouldn't care

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>>81127910
Fucking this. If i was sleeping with her and she JUSTd me, i would be like pic related.

Doesn't matter i dated, what to me is an 11/10.

>>81127123
Please don't post this shit again. Only a 10 year old would find that amusing.

>>81122906
Her face has perfect dimensions. More perfect than any other face in the world probably.

>>81122957
>huge pores
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>81126564
Fucking Billy Bob, how he manages to do this?
>Helly Berry
>Angelina Jolie
>Amber Heard
Literally, what the fuck?

>>81128446
He's just so smooth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWS6qyy7bw

>>81127910
>>81128113
>implying everyone on this site is not already JUST
not a very strong statement desu

>>81123230
>$4/gallon for REGULAR
good lord man, I pay for Premium gas every time and it's still just like $2.50 a gallon

>>81126694
>genius

LMAO

>>81122906
>y-you too

>>81123638
Jdimsatbh

>>81129257

But he makes all them rockets and stuff, was I rused?

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>>81128446
>Helly Berry

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>>81128446
I want to grow to be a based old man like Billy Bob or Harry Dean

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>>81123019
Kill yourself you fucking mongoloid, the world would literally be so much better without your meaningless minuscule existence. Oh and post it on /b/ so I can watch you off yourself.

>>81125214
this is infuriating
all girls do this shit
you're mad about something completely unrelated to them and they take it personally and get pissed off

>>81129857
What's your problem m8?

>>81125214
What a devious cunt. If you treats you bad, just fucking leave.

>Nah I'm gonna do this a elaborate sting operation over the course of months to get his moneys

Johnny Depp has the most pussified temper tantrums. All he does is slam some cabinets and cuts himself. I wish she dated Chris Brown instead

>>81126694
A lot of geniuses tend to be very retarded emotionally. They are autists and wizards, so they get played by a pussy like there's no tomorrow. Obviously there are some Chad geniuses, but there are few and far in between

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>>81124609
Have to hand it to her, even her fappening leaks were stylish as fuck.

Am I the only one that isn't attracted to her? I mean, sure she is stand-out-in-a-room beautiful, but her face is almost bland. There are loads of people that I know who maybe aren't as conventionally attractive as her, but if I had the choice I could honestly say I'd pass on her to be with someone with a bit more character in their face.

>>81126564
Blatant hole in the story, you don't do shit like that when you're high on ecstasy. When you're black-out drunk, sure, but ecstasy would make you want to call up Billy Bob to have an intimate chat about life with no hard feelings.

>>81130008
You being so autistic you're shilling this woman you'll never have a connection with let alone meet in your whole life. That's my problem.

>>81129815

How the fuck?

How can anyone deny jews controll hollywood.

Or clearly some mind control

>>81130228
She's pretty pretty but that pillow talk video of her indicates that she's a terrible lay plus she's a cunt to boot.

I'm an oldfag who had sex with women and I can tell you right now, no amount of pretty is worth putting up with if it comes with a shit attitude

>>81130228
this is how most people feel when it comes to celebrities
knowing a girl makes her much more attractive in general
it's mostly virgins who don't get female contact who worship these women

>>81130391
>no amount of pretty is worth putting up with if it comes with a shit attitude

this. personality trumps everything.

>>81130374
Not sure what you're getting at here, considering Jennifer Connelly is Jewish and Harry Dean isnt

>>81130228

Same here, she's hot but not beautiful, especially those empty, vapid eyes. Girl is definitely a sociopath and probably a lot more. She would be great in porn though.

Can't someone convince Shkreli to buy her into porn?

>>81130037
>I wish she dated Chris Brown instead
Kek

>>81130228
She's one of the very few 10s in Hollywood. Get some taste you pleb.

imagine showing up to anything with a stunner like her; it is like driving a bugatti or sumshit

>>10342271

>she'll never be blacked like this

feels bad

>>81130391
>I'm an oldfag who had sex with women
....kek

>>81130374
Dean is a wop

>>81130645
>any girl in hollywood
>not blacked
come on now anon.

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>tfw you will never put your penis inside Amber and cum inside her

>>81130590
In her case it would be like driving a Bugatti that breaks down in the middle of nowhere and when you step out to check the engine you lock yourself out so you call AAA and they say they will pick you up but it will cost you half of your life earnings

>>81123230
Does that car have an asshole?

She should have been in GITS instead of fat Scarjo

>>81122906
How is it fair that someone was born this beautiful and other people are born with horrible deformities? Did they lie to me my whole life? Is life really not fair?

I haven't thought about you in months

>>81131759
I'd imagine looking like that, even as the male equivalent, is like living, working and socialising in a completely different version of the world.

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>>81122906
I fapped to her before you niggas even sprouted pubes when she stared in Hidden Palms
Also comfy intro is comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5I7TowXcx8

>>81123640
sarah gadon comes pretty darn close

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>>81131888
You have to search for 'perfect' pics of Sarah Gadon. Whereas Amber Heard looks great in virtually every picture taken of her.

>>81123422
can confirm

>>81122906
Take my soul and rape it.

>Amber Heard will never smile at you

Why even live?

>>81131684
Heard doesn't have that great a body (of work).

>>81131823
I'm sure being born into wealth is a different type of world too and yes, >>81131759 life is not fair. Never was