What are some movies where a well known actor shows his penis

>>81122633
Bronson

dubs guy in American Psycho

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>>81122666

>>81122633
You can see my penis on screen in your mom's sex tape.

>>81122666
Nice digits. I knew this about Bronson and actually I'm gonna watch that one today, thanks anon.

>>81122728
You actually get to see his penis? I don't remember that.

>>81122777
WE CANT REPEL GETS OF THIS MAGNITUDE!

>>81122777
>well known actor
Who might you be, anon?

>>81122633
Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises

>>81122785
>You actually get to see his penis? I don't remember that.
He chases the one broad out of his apartment with a chainsaw, completely naked besides his immaculate whit sneakers and the blood hes covered in.

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awesome movie as well.

>>81122815
Thats classic, classic dan paulo.

>>81122866
Oh yes I remember that scene. For some reason I thought that his penis was carefully hidden by furniture and other props now. But I've watched the movie over 10 years ago.

Dirk diggler in boogie nights

>>81122917
Nope he runs directly at camera and its just flapping all over the place.

Michael Fassbender in Shame.
That man has one big snake down there. If I was gay I would consume his Geschmächt.

There is even a blog dedicated to his Penis.
http://fassbenders-penis-appeared-and.tumblr.com/

Ryan Reynolds hangs dong in deadpool. The scene where the building is burning down and hes fighting Francis.

Robert de Niro and Gerard Depardieu in 1900

>>81122815
OPs mom is the famous one

>penis on screen
>serious movie
Yeah, no.

>>81123043
That's small-medium sized at best, you virgin.

I swear I once saw a cut of Terminator with Arnie's in it, though I might be wrong

>>81123132
Nymphomaniac

>>81123043
>big snake
It looks like a perfectly average dick that was erect a few seconds ago and now just hangs around. He probably jerked off right before that scene.

>>81123177
I didn't need examples to make my point.

Bowie in the Man Who Fell to Earth

>>81123177

The original cut of Terminator definitely has full frontal nudity of Arnold.

>>81122633
shame. fassbender has a nice donger

>>81123205
>>81123160
have you guys ever seen average dicks? This is above average, even if it was a flesh penis. Stop watching so much porn.

>>81122633
In Shame you can see Fassbender's D. It's really nice.

>>81123453
this is /tv/, where 6'2 height is "being a manlet" and 10 inches on the cock is average.

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>>81122633
Michael Pitt in The Dreamers.

World's Greatest Dad has Robin Williams fully nude. Surprised me.

>>81122633
here you go fag
http://men.aznude.com/

fact - that's everyone's favorite website on /tv/

bunch of fucking fags

>>81123453
>have you guys ever seen average dicks?
Yeah, but that's my point, it's nothing special. The very first dick I ever sucked was bigger than that. Disappointing.

>>81123561
how do you even know this?

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>>81122633
I fapped a lot to his nude screenshots from Blue Velvet.

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>>81122633
>>81122666
>"big guy"

>>81123771
I look like that when I come out of a lake after a winter swim.

>>81123771
He is big where it matters.

the heart

>>81123722
>>81123633
>The very first dick I ever sucked was bigger than that

that's how.

>>81122633
Any british movie with any well known actor in it, all british movie has a mandatory penis scene.

>>81123863
I look like that too sometimes. I haven't identified the cause though.

I shift from big guy bronson mode to "hm, i guess it isn't as small as i thought" mode.

Its really strange.

>>81122832
Also in Captain Fantastic

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>>81123771
there are photos of him filming taboo NAKED. just google tom hardy taboo nude, I don't wanna get banned

>>81123892
Hey I could be bi. Or it could've been a feminine penis.

>>81123771
HE WAS IN THE POOL!

>>81123965
For me it's the cold, it just makes it shrink to micropenis levels. A bit of warmth and it gets big enough to make it look like I have a chub.

>meet this hippy chick
>she invites me to go swim in the river with some friends
>everybody is fucking naked, mostly chicks
>know the water is cold so I keep my pants on
Now they all think I'm a stuck up anti fun retardo. But at least they don't think I have a baby dick.

>>81123771
I really admire Tom Hardy for not being ashamed to show his dick in public considering it's not exactly a big one. I feel better about myself.

>>81123863
>>81123965
Mine stopped looking like that when I was 9, even when I come out of the pool in the winter it doesn't look that small and thin.

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>>81123771
>has small flaccid dong
>bags 10s whenever he wants
>people will still make fun of it to defend their own patheticness

>>81124090
>bags 10s whenever he wants
HE'S MARRIED

Tom is a faithful husband.

>>81124090
I'm not dickshaming him, but it feels good to have a bigger dick than the big guy himself

>>81124090
Dumb frogposter.

>>81124074
>>81124045
See here's the thing. I don't think cold/warmth is the main factor for my shlong not being long since even on warm summer days I'll pop into restroom for a wee and my cocksicle will be damn near microscopic.

I'll have a cold shower and It'll be of good size when done.
Its like, If I don't think about my cock, then the blood doesn't go there but goes into my brain for extra processing power or something.

>>81124128
Good for you.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator.
Watched it outdoors at my parent's house with a projector and a big screen on the side of the house.
Big floppy dong for my neighbors to see

>>81122777
nice numbers

>>81123771
adrenaline diverts blood to your muscles, not your dingus

To Live and Die in LA

>>81124173
What about physical activity? If I run for over an hour or do something intense for a long time my peepee gets tiny even if it's hella warm outside. I'm guessing the blood is too busy being somewhere else.

>>81124173
Warmth and humidity really mess with my dick, it gets really thick and hangs really low, my balls too.

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Pathetic lanklet dick.

good thing I'll never be famous, because my pee pee is a grower, and is literally an acorn 90% of the time.
Not that 5.5" is all that impressive anyway

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good movie too

>>81124525
>you need to have big dick to be in hollywood

there are manlets in hollywood and you wonder about your dick size? kek

Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

>>81124090

Didn't he "experiment" with other dudes? Wouldn't even surprise me anymore if he even was the bottom

Sam Rockwell in Box of Moonlight

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Why are erect penises never shown in films?

Pussy is acceptable, newborn baby porn is acceptable, but an erect penis is a no-no.
There are so many edgy films out there which break every taboo on the planet, but there isn't a single one with an image of a hard erect penor.

Why?

>>81125223
Actors can't get it up.

>>81125223
because libtards argue that nude woman is art, but when it's a guy with an erection it always means it's in sexual context because libtards don't know the meaning of things like "morning wood"

>>81125223
american is both degenerate and prudish at the same time

>>81125223
Shortbus
9 Song
Taxidermia
Lars von Trier
L'Inconnu du lac
Romance
I am from Titov Veles
Ken Park
The Wolf of Wall Street
Aswang ng Quezon City
La Vie d'Adele

>>81124173
I've always figured that it's just that when it's in your pants it shrinks up just to fit into the space and because it's not going to be doing anything it doesn't need to get big. After a couple of minutes out though it gets to a bigger size.

>>81124324
Yep physical activity does it too.
Shrinks a fuck ton.

Mads Mikkelsen in Pusher II

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Aidan Gillen in Queer as Folk

>>81125725
Was he a big guy?

>>81125754
Only for you

>>81125754
For Tom Hardy

>>81125725
Why does he always look so fucking smug?

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>>81125725

>>81125964
Because he's a big guy

>>81123076
I was sat front row in the cinema on opening night and was convinced I was the only one that saw it

>>81123510
>you will never get paid to have simulated sex with Eva Green

Just kill me now family

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Terrence Howard in get rich or die trying

LOL

>>81126104
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Remember that scene in Movie 43 where he was talking about blacks having 2 foot long dicks?

>>81126148
both of his parents were biracial.

to have glorious BBC both parents must be black

>>81126104
>>81126148
>>81126371
whoa...it's almost like...all nigs having large dicks is a myth...and most guys are average...whoa...

>>81126397
he's mixed, that's why no bbc.

Didn't Geoffrey Rush get it out in a film once?
Also don't let related thread go ignored:
>>81124309

>>81123453

>even if it was a flesh penis
>if it was a flesh penis
>flesh penis

what

>>81126556
There is flesh and blood penis

>flesh penis
Is already big and doesn't get much bigger when erect

>blood penis
is tiny when not erect but gets noticably bigger when it gets hard

>>81124835
He looked like such a prissy faggot in Layer Cake

>>81122892
"Show me how you suck a dick"

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>>81123076
>hangs dong

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>>81123771
>watching this with potential future
gf
>get to this scene
>"ewwww what's wrong with his dick????"
>laughs
>say to her
>heh heh, I-I don't know haha....
>mfw

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>>81122633
Nice tribute to the great man.

>>81124173
my dick is microscopic when I have diarrhea

I watched Terminator in HD for the first time on my new TV.
You can totally see Arnie's benis.

I cant remember the name, but Eric Bana plays an Australian gangster, its a big schlonger

>>81126825
kek

>>81126879
Chopper
If I remember correctly it was a fake though

>>81126879
U U
U U

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>>81126825

>>81124835
He did play a fruit cake in Rocknrolla

>>81125223
The only one I can recall in seeing was in A Scanner Darkly, so it probably wasn't real.

>>81124835
yeah, because it's "Hollywood'.
>>81126650
he was pretty queer in Inception too

>>81123177

"Nice night for a walk, eh?

>>81126909
I believe you're right, it was the color of Michael Jacksons face