Why did he need orange slices? And why did my whole theater erupt into laughter?
>>81118680
You'd know if you played sports
>>81118680
It's a quip too 3deep5u
>>81118680
It's funny, dude. Just turn your brain off.
All I know is that when I was in band after doing a march or performance set outside we got oranges to eat after
>Hey Hank, listen, I just got a call from Captain America. I'm needed in Europe to help him escape something or other.
>ABSOLUTELY NOT SCHAT. The Ant-Man suit it not a toy. You can't just go around playing with your friends whenever you please
>But Hank, apparently Tony Stark is being a moron and Cap needs someone to pun-
>Say no more, Scaht. I have this new suit ready. I heard Stark is ashamed of being short, so this one is gonna have a surprise.
>I don't know, Hank, I don't usually like surprises.
>It's gonna transform you into a special breed of Ant to mock him for being short. Jan bred them herself long ago. They are called the Jai.
36 hours later
>Oh I get it, Jai-Ant
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
marvel expecting it's neckbeard audience to have ever done a physical activity or consumed fruit, oh dear
>>81118680
Numales and their orange slices
Kek
>>81118680
>does anyone have an uzi so I can tear this nigger loving slut a new shitbox?
Uhh, what?
surely I wasn't the only one to immediately think of this
Its common to eat fruits like oranges or lemons after heavy physical activity to get a shot of energy.
Godfather reference.
>normie joke
>so misunderstood by neets that it becomes a meme
top laff
the quip just werks
>>81119131
it wasn't for after games, it was for halftime. it also made for cheap mouthguards
>>81119011
Watermelon is better, because it has a much-higher Glycemic Index (GI) so energy returns quicker.
>>81118858
>people are still trying to force this pasta
In the US kids who play sports are usually given orange slices during halftime. It's healthier than Gatorade.
>>81118945
An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
>>81119296
Thi is the third time this has ever been posted
Proof that "humor" is all about pacing, expectations, and delivery. He could have said jibberish and gotten a laugh.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slice_(soft_drink)
>>81119316
Ralph Fiennes delivers that rant perfectly. I wanted to hate that movie for some reason, but he made it perfect.
Was this not explained in the solo ant-man movie that orange juice helps against the physical effects of Pym particles?
>>81119332
That doesn't really disprove my point
>>81119396
>wanting to hate In Bruges
You have 10 seconds to explain yourself
>>81119466
I'm a fag with no taste
>>81119254
So that's why blacks are so good at sports.
>>81119495
alright, thats fair enough reason.
>>81118680
>yfw this nigga is shilling for the next ant-man movie
>>81118680
I got the joke but it was entirely unfunny. Maybe you have to be 50 IQ ameriburclap to find it funny.