Let's get one thing straight, /tv/ They are APES. Not monkeys.

>lemon key face

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>>81117913

>>81117889
>This is not "monkino"

ok Apeshit then, you happy?

>>81117913
>finally find the fucking lemon key
>take it to the face
>now the face wants a different key
why is this allowed?

>a tribe of semi-intelligent apes
>only advantage is superior agility

Why not just fucking shell them? How is it even a contest?

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>>81118349
>Apeshit

You know what I actually am

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>>81118349
kek I like it
>mfw imma still call is monkino

>>81118459
Because the virus wiped out most of humanity so we don't command that level of resources any more.

>>81118459
>semi-intelligent

they are as smart as humans and getting smarter

Apes are a type of monkey. This is traditional English usage. Insisting they are not monkeys is reddit-tier, like insisting tomatoes are fruits.

>>81118668

>Apes are a type of monkey

Literally wrong.

Fucking ape-ologists

>>81118668
No, they are a type of primate. That's like saying foxes are a type of dog because they're both canines.

>>81118784
*Canids

My apologies.

>>81118796
You fucking blew it

>>81117889
I regret taking a physical Anthropology course in college. Now I get as autistic as OP about this kind of shit.

This is niggerkino

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>>81118668
>Apes are a type of monkey

>>81117889
They are niggers
the movie is not even subtle about it
That's what the original planet of the apes meant
the world will be half black by 2100 and this is what the movie is about

>>81119121
but it will also be half white and fully asian

>>81119121
>/Pol/ recently discovered this statistic and is quaking in their boots
Toppest of keks. Blacky comin fo' your woman for sure.

>>81119156
>half white
at most 5%

>>81119194
so you believe the world will be stable and societies will still function when that happens?

>>81119265
no that is not how genetics work

why are these movies exciting? I hated all the apes movies before these ones, but these are great. can someone explain why? yes im autistic

>>81119297
look at fertilirty rates and see for yourself
if you are saying mixed people will be white then you are a loony

>>81119156
>fully asian
mmm no?
blacks will still be blakcs
half the world will be blacks

>>81119121
>>81119194
>>81119286
>Implying a huge number of niggers doesn't also mean bigger AIDS epidemic
niggers have no concept of personal hygene, which means that ANY big epidemic like ebola, any kind of serious flu and shit can wipe them out in huge numbers.
For fuck' sake, since the ANC took over in South Africa 30% of the population is AIDS positive.

>>81119286
Why should I care? I won't be around.

>>81119352

They're pretty well written with engaging characters, both human and ape, seeing Caesar go from baby ape to the strong leader he is now is a great arc, plus he's not presented as perfect either.

>Caesar getting emotional seeing old footage of Franco

>>81119443
your kids will

>>81119353
>>81119383
enjoy your small worlds

>>81119510
>Rearing parasites who you have to spend most of your time and money on
No thanks.

>>81119570
what is that suposed to mean?

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>>81119593
>mfw "Koba belong in cage"

Jesus christ, I need to watch this movie again

>>81118550
>>81118459
You mean Simian-telligent?

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/TV/ LOVE MEMES
MORE
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>>81119824
brilliant

>>81119848

[autistic beating]

>>81119383
No, half the population will be black, and they will still be mostly geographically isolated in Africa and relatively poor. We won't be flooded by them in the US, and those immigrants we do receive will be the cream of the crop. Consider that currently Nigerian immigrants are the most educated immigrant group in the country. Just like with every area besides Mexico, we'll take in smart, society-contributing immigrants. If anything, we should welcome them and encourage them to interbreed with our own blacks to increase their intelligence.

>>81119493

I fucking shed a manly fucking tear at that, holy fucking balls

Also:

>monkino and apeshit

Will never not be amazing

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>>81119352
The action, story and CGI are all great. Andy Serkis does a phenomenal job as Ceasar. That intimidating and menacing look in Ceasars eyes everytime.

>technologist dude and optimist man getting fucking stuffed and lobotomized
That was pretty brutal. I really loved the cinematography in that film.

>>81119976
i'm spanish

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>>81117913
what was this expression trying to represent?

>>81120441
Europe has already fucked themselves over by accepting any and all immigrants. It's too late for you guys. Sad.

>>81120443

Looks like shin Godzilla as he flopped across Tokyo

:O

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>my face when watching simian verité

Stop monkeying around you guys

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>>81120632
If only you KNEW

>>81118532
>We don't command that level of resources any more.
Do you know how many metric fucking tons of ammunition would be just laying around along with fuel reserves and tanks and sheeeeit?
One armored fucking vehicle would be game over.

apekino > capekino

>>81120525
fuckin kek

>>81119121
I never understood how some people think this is even remotely true.

>the apes are smart
>the apes have strong social ties
>the apes have strong family values
>the apes go out of their way to not fuck with humans as much as possible

>>81120239
I love how Caeser looks. He looks like he's thinking all the time, considering options and really going over stuff in his mind.

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>>81121505
Agreed

>>81119848
REDDIT MEMES WEAK!

/TV/ MEMES STRONG

>>81121386
Maybe because it's obvious trolling so people like you will respond.

>>81118668
>American """education"""

Am I a ape

>>81119976
Last line was golden

>>81118668
>apes are monkeys
There's CAPTCHA for robots but there's isn't one for the mentally handicapped?

>>81117889
É tudo macaco gringo tonto

>>81118668
This is technically correct, people casually swap the words monkey and ape for each other.

In that sense, it's perfectly fine to laugh at it as monkey movies. Does not matter if it is technically incorrect. This is a more scientific definition that's irrelevant in this case.

>>81126024

>This is technically correct

NO. IT IS OBJECTIVELY FUCKING WRONG AND YOU ARE WRONG.

sHUT THE FUCK UP

>>81119066
Why is Googel so racist?

>>81126024
Man, americans prove to be dumb fucks everytime

>>81126024
>people casually swap the words monkey and ape for each other

Yes, and the average person is a FUCKING MORON YOU GORMLESS TWAT

Its not PC to call darkies "apes", is Peele the monkey in the pic

2 out of the fucking hundred characters in Marvel movies have capes but they're still capeshit

apes may not be monkeys but the Planet of the Apes movies are monkino

>>81120239
>tfw Based Serkis is stuck being le motion capture man forever now even though he's a talented actor

desu he would have been a better Snoke as just himself than forced to mocap as down syndrome voldemort