ITT: Characters that remind you of yourself.
Pic related for me.
>Wear black shades and black leather outfits at night
>Quiet and stoic with limited eyelid movement
>Take a sword whenever I walk to the 7/11
>Feel like I could slash a vampire in two at any second
carl is literally me
intelligent
nihilistic
wicked sense of humor
>>81113705
Well, basically I'm the UK version of Blade and you. Maybe in a few years we should hook up and clean the streets of some suckerheads. I feel safer already knowing that I am not alone. B.
>>81114671
Make sure to live stream it, plz.
>>81114671
>UK version of Blade
Blade is a bong in the comics
>>81116052
Really? Wow, that really put a smile on my blacked up face as I sharpen my sword and browse /tv/. Today I will walk with extra swagger. Blade boys unite!
> can light up a filament bulb by putting it in my mouth
For me it's dirty Harry Callahan, ___, ___, and _______.
>can't tell if a girl is into me or just fucking with me
>not lonely just alone
>can't let go of somebody who's wronged me.
>I want my goddamn movies back
>>81113705
Be like spidey
> work at Pizza place
> have to deliver hot pies
> mfw pappy pinouchi adds 30 seconds or pizza free guarantee
>>81113705
>>Quiet and stoic with limited eyelid movement
Quality post.
Don't know if any of you guys have seen this movie but I'm basically this guy.
>handsome
>mysterious
>nice but have a dark past
>willing to do anything for the people I love
>>81118485
>>81118391
>>81118325
Depends on the woman, the weight, the time since bathing, the diet. I think red heads are the best for rimming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IaVy3-ezlA
>>81118485
But do you drive?
>>81113705
>>81114671
Are Bladeboys the true heroes of /tv/? Feels good to know that you guys are out there. Just ordered a full length leather jacket and some sweet shades on ebay.
>>81116052
>taking the bait
Newfag pls go
I'll start a daily Blade thread for the bladeboys to hang and chill in. Suddenly my life seems far less dark.
>>81113705
I watched Blade two hours ago. Literally the best capeshit movie of all time.
>TFW I got a black leather trenchcoat when I was about 14 because I loved the Crow
>TFW this came out and people used to point and laugh and say I was trying tone blade
>TFW the matrix came out and they switched to calling me neo
Fuck you it's the crow reeeeeeeeeeeee the croooow
>>81119494
The 90s/00s capeshit are best because they were actually written by one or two people not a committee.
Check out Darkman. It's awesome.
>>81120914
Racist
>>81120926
How do you even know.....
WHO IS DARKMAN?
Every Friday at 4.
>>81120985
liquid man is going to be fucking shit and you are scum
My friends tell me I'm literally like Tyler Durden, heh.
I guess there is an ounce of truth to it.
>see the world for what it is
>hate the dumb masses
>know martial arts
And I, too, like to destroy beautiful things.
>>81113705
Do you evade taxes too?
>>81113705
>with limited eyelid movement
Good show, lad.
>>81120875
>The lead actor, Brandon Lee, was accidentally mortally wounded on the set during filming by a defective blank, only eight days before the film would have completed production. Unfinished scenes that were to feature him were dealt with a re-written format in the script, a stunt double and digital special effects. The film is dedicated to Lee and his fiancée, Eliza.
A friend of mine when he was 5 went to a party where they had a man doing face painting, he demanded to be blade, the man gave in.
Wee guy looked like a gollywog.
Crime is a disease and I'm the cure.
Mad, bad and dangerous to know.
>>81113705
This is literally me. I really need to control my anger sometimes! XD