>"I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that's

>>81098376
It was a....different time

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didn't he do that Peewee Herman dance afterwards?

How was IT not being a staple /tv/ meme by now?

>>81098376
I honestly can't remember if this is in the book or not, that's how fucked King is

>>81098376
Stephen King has very detailed writing.

Doesn't he describe Bev as being prime jailbait throughout the book?

calling bullshit. someone post quote or gtfo

>>81098763
>>81098804
https://books.google.com/books?id=S85NCwAAQBAJ&pg=PA580&lpg=PA580&dq=%22I+beat+you+because+I+wanted+to+FUCK+you,+Bevvie,+that%27s+all+I+wanted+to+do,+I+wanted+to+FUCK+you,+I+wanted+to+EAT+you,+I+wanted+to+eat+your+PUSSY,+I&source=bl&ots=LoKCL9Czmi&sig=6NFzqruxyGGAOtQTJs9ttHSJnZ8&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiNsbGNqP_SAhVK6SYKHdn2CCkQ6AEIHzAB#v=onepage&q=%22I%20beat%20you%20because%20I%20wanted%20to%20FUCK%20you%2C%20Bevvie%2C%20that%27s%20all%20I%20wanted%20to%20do%2C%20I%20wanted%20to%20FUCK%20you%2C%20I%20wanted%20to%20EAT%20you%2C%20I%20wanted%20to%20eat%20your%20PUSSY%2C%20I&f=false

Faggots

>>81098376
Is this actually from the book?

>>81098784
Is it jailbait if they're all like 12 and fuck?

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>>81098817
what the fuck

>>81098817
sick link dude

No teens fucking no buy.

>>81098817
I'm confused. I can view the whole book on google for free?

>>81099017
No only sections

>>81099065
Seems really weird to let people view sections from near the end of the book like that.

>>81098817
Is this a virus?

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>>81098817

Really makes you think

>>81099077
It's so crazy men like ME can spoil it for everyone!!! BWUHAUHAUAHAUAHUABUMAUHAUAMASHAAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

>>81098865
unironically yes, king is a known pedophile

>>81099117
>>81099004
>books.google.com
>virus

>>81099017
No, only some pages

If you want free books, go to bookzz

Why do people take Stephen King seriously?

>>81099126
No it doesn't the cocaine binges do that for you

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'Gaaaah, nigger!' Henry was screaming. 'Gaaaah, nigger! Gaaaah, nigger!'

'Gaaaaaaaaaah! Neeeeeeegaaaa!' Henry screamed.

>>81098817
and people actually like this hack

King stole that recipe from an old Reader's Digest.

what did lovecraft meant by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkupUtNYeAA

>>81099190
he looks like an NPC from the witcher with that fucking cap

>>81099185
>>81099202
His short stories are good. Also, Cell and Secret Window, Secret Garden. Pet Sematary, too.

The Shining was okay. Overrated, imo.

>>81098376
what is the context

>>81099257
That's some babby entry level shit, try Arthur Jermyn, The Street, or Medusa's Coil if you want QUALITY Lovecraft /pol/-mode

>>81099277
Secret Window was good ill give you that

>>81099150
I don't really think he is, he's just constantly reaching for outrageous motifs, usually in unexpected places, sexual perversions being the usual suspect. That's a book version of a jump scare which he perfected.

>>81098659
The fire rises

>>81098817

This can't be real. This can't be fucking real. Holy shit.

>>81098817
>https://books.google.com/books?id=S85NCwAAQBAJ&pg=PA580&lpg=PA580&dq=%22I+beat+you+because+I+wanted+to+FUCK+you,+Bevvie,+that%27s+all+I+wanted+to+do,+I+wanted+to+FUCK+you,+I+wanted+to+EAT+you,+I+wanted+to+eat+your+PUSSY,+I&source=bl&ots=LoKCL9Czmi&sig=6NFzqruxyGGAOtQTJs9ttHSJnZ8&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiNsbGNqP_SAhVK6SYKHdn2CCkQ6AEIHzAB#v=onepage&q=%22I%20beat%20you%20because%20I%20wanted%20to%20FUCK%20you%2C%20Bevvie%2C%20that%27s%20all%20I%20wanted%20to%20do%2C%20I%20wanted%20to%20FUCK%20you%2C%20I%20wanted%20to%20EAT%20you%2C%20I%20wanted%20to%20eat%20your%20PUSSY%2C%20I&f=false

I need to read that book desu

>>81099346
IT is pretending to be her abusive father and playing on her fears that he wanted to rape her

>>81098817
What the fuck

>>81099475
Why are you so surprised? Do you not read books?

>>81099480

Listening to the audiobook would be better.

>>81099475
what's your problem?

>>81098376
I love Stephen, he's precious.

>>81099187
This. When I was addicted, shit made me horny as fuck. I'd get on kik or reddit and RP shit with women.

>>81099576
Fuck I gotta find that now. if it exists

Can anyone find the gangbang scene that's supposedly in the book?

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>>81099661
it's really intense stuff

Well does he pump her cunt or what? Someone spoil it, not going to read because I'm American and don't have to.

>in a alternate universe steven king directed IT instead of the shining

>its fucking LIT

>>81099740
https://www.readanybook.com/ebook/it-565296
chapter 22 part 12

>>81099661
It was on yt, 5 parts 7 hours each. lel fuck that I'd rather read it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYCgJcrDKqo

>>81099804
>>in a alternate universe stanley kubrick directed IT instead of the shining
>>its fucking LIT

fixedthatforme

>>81099277
>Secret Window
One of my favorite endings in cinematic history.

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>>81098376
He's gonna surpass Tim Curry.

I also remember when Beverly gets older she and her husband fuck but they're both kind of fat and King describes their bellies slapping.

>>81099823
>chapter 22
>part 12
>chapter 22
>part 12
>part 12

Wtf? Chapters within a chapter? Now I don't read much books but what the fuck? I can't find it.

>>81099975
Have you ever seen how thick that stupid book is?

>>81099975
use the index in the first few pages to skip to chapter 22 (ritual of chode lol) and click through till you see a 12, my dude.

>>81099277
I think The Shining is only credited as one of his best because the movie was a masterpiece

>>81099833
There's only 2 different audiobook versions on YT and neither goes past page 525 or so

>>81099907
He also says that she got her ass hit with a belt and she kind of liked it and came 3 times

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>>81098817
What

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>>81099833
That's not even the good narrator

>>81099975
fuck it ill just screencap and post it

>>81099276
He's balding so he wears a hat as often as he can

>>81099895
Mine too. Much better than the book's ending.

>>81100162
Doesn't explain the peasant hat

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>>81099975

>>81099150
[citation needed]

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>>81100198

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>>81098963
>>81099126
>>81099202
>>81099475
>>81099542
>>81100104

>mfw I share a board with illiterature children who are shocked to learn King has written some depraved shit

can you retards name 5 authors off the tops of your heads?

>>81100141
>>81100198
True anonymous bros. A rarity on the chins these days. Godspeed friend.

>>81098817
>YUM YUM

was Stephen King the original BRAPPPPPPP SNIFF SNIFF poster?

>>81100198
why is the font unreadable??

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>>81100229

>>81100218
you tell us bud.

>>81100232
Right. How are /lit/ and /tv so fucking far apart despite similar tastes in content.

>>81100232
jfk rowling
henry tolkien
george rr martin
george orwell
kafka
nietzche

btfo

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>>81100260

>>81100256
Because theres fluoride in the water

>>81100232
I've read hundreds of books and I'd never read some gas station shelf schlock like King.

I do know that there was an underaged gang bang in the sewers in It though. I think King is a pedo

>>81100232
>can you retards name 5 authors off the tops of your heads?
Most King readers can't. There's King, Tolkien, Lewis, Rowling.... and uh uh uh uh

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>>81100296

>>81100246
No problem man. Sperged out myself trying to find this shit.

>>81100260
>People who write about murder are murderers
I know pedophile is the hot new buzzword but you're gonna make it meaningless.

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>>81100330
"fin"

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>>81098376
>mfw he actually says that in the movie

>>81100361
I think theres somewhat of a difference to be made between that comparison. Im sure everyone has wanted to do bodily hard to someone else at some point. Not everyone has had thoughts of fucking children or watching them fuck. The shit i just posted is basically his self insert fantasy smut.

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>>81098376

That's really scary dialogue. It's not hilarious at all.

Truly, he's a master of terror and fear.

pizzagate is real

>>81100375
Is Bill the ultimate cucklord?

>>81100425
That sounds an awful lot like an opinion.
You can't divorce the two. If people who rewrite about children having sex want to fuck kids, then people who write about murder want to kill people, as a permanent facet of their personality.
You can't 'hurr uh well um' at this. Your entire argument is based on opinion and assumption.

This is the only horror story that's given me nightmares, which is weird since it's by far the funniest

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>>81098376
>Imagining it fingering Bevvie in an owen like she was a stuffed turkey

>>81100519
No. Because fucking children and killing people are two entirely different things. Not every thing in the world is subject to the same set of rules faggot.
t. stephen king

>>81100507
Yup. hes /ourguy/

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>Bevvie in the remake

>>81098817
I wonder what Stephen King knows that we don't

>>81098817
King is literally a sniff poster

>>81098376
try to write this nowdays and you will probably get lynched

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>>81100232
Eric Nylund
Ernest Hemingway
Max Brooks
Anthony Zahn
Alan Bloom

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>>81100246
>he didn't even take actual pictures from his own copy
>he hasn't saved those pictures each time I shitpost to an IT thread

Chump tier effort desu.

>that book scene where the bully opens the fridge in that dump and gets eaten alive by IT in a weird bird thing form
>that scene with the leprous hobo yelling he'll suck their dick

>>81098376
>pulling a Dee Reynolds face
What did he mean by this?

>>81099365
Don't forget The Transition of Juan Romero which derails for like two pages in a rant about how shitty Mexicans are.

>>81101150
I prefer those interludes of Mike interviewing people telling him of all those weird incidents of years ago with It making people batshit insane

>>81099257
>>81099365
Even better, from Herbert West: Reanimator, while describing a dead nigger boxer

>"He was a loathsome, gorilla-like thing, with abnormally long arms which I could not help calling fore legs, and a face that conjured up thoughts of unspeakable Congo secrets and tom-tom poundings under an eerie moon"

>>81101341
Lovecraft was a fucking racist, that's not new

>>81098376
what the fuck i dont remember this?

>>81101369
is from the latter part of the book, I think when Bev visits her old house

>>81100614
You're saying a person who writes about a thing but has zero history of engaging in that thing is a fan of that thing.
How the fuck is it any different?

>>81100425
I don't think it's applicable here you're using the example of "oh we all wanted to murder somebody" You're just trying to focus on an action instead of a context. In the example you're making you're saying "but we don't want to have sex with KIDS". You're putting a context into it that you're ignoring in the second when the context applies to both.

For the comparison to be viable it needs to be

"to murder kids"
"to have sex with kids"

or
"to murder people
"to have sex with people"

You can't ignore context in one and then have it be the critical factor in the other.

>>81100281
*tips*

>>81098376
If I hadn't read the book last month I'd swear that was original dialogue, albiet over the top

>>81100198

Ill be laughing my ass off when normies buy the movie tie-in book.

King deserves a backlash for being such a uptight liberal hypocrite nowadays.

>>81100300
King was a pretty massive drunk, he apparently doesn't even remember writing half his book.

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>>81099190
'You dirty-fighting nigger!' He wailed. 'Look what you done!'
'Drop the knife, Henry,' Mike said.
There was a titter from behind them. Henry looked . . . and then screamed in utter horror, clapping his hands to his cheeks like an offended old maid. Mike's gaze jerked toward the circulation desk. There was a loud, vibrating ka-spanggg! sound, and Stan Uris's head popped up from behind the desk. A spring corkscrewed up and into his severed, dripping neck. His face was livid with greasepaint. There was a fever spot of rouge on each cheek. Great orange pompoms flowered where the eyes had been. This grotesque Stan-in-the –box head nodded
back and forth at the end of its spring like one of the giant sunflowers beside the house on Neibolt Street. Its mouth opened and a squealing, laughing voice began to chant: 'Kill him,Henry! Kill the nigger, kill the coon, kill him, kill him, KILL HIM!'

BIG
E
N

>>81102699
>King deserves backlash for having opinions I don't like in [current year]

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>reading stephen "we wuz" king
>not reading classic literature to enrich your mind

>>81103066
>not barackolypse
DROPPED
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P
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>>81103156
>not a word that everyone would mispell when trying to buy online

>>81099758
>44 hours
Gonna have to sort through and post it later

>>81098376
I read this book when I was 12

>>81100232
Donkey's Carolling Christmastacular
Mad Libs
Chuck Mangione's Feels so Good
The Wonder Years
Little House on the Prairie

>>81099185
he's creative. his prose style is a real pain in the ass, and he's very limited thematically, but he's at least trying to put interesting ideas and stories on the page.

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>>81099903
he's over half a foot longer than curry

>>81102699
Dude the book is 30 years old.

>2017
>People still haven't read IT
>they are constantly surprised by the sex scene

Are you faggots illiterate?

>>81100232
>illiterature

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>>81103836
>goes to the television board to discuss literature

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Let's do a /tv/ stream of the 1990 shitfest adaptation.

>>81099017
http://cito.allmysh-t.com/ebooks/It.pdf

>>81103978
Can you wait until Saturday night

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>>81099758
>the star of Wings, Jeffrey, and All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series reciting the sewer train and the two bullies fagging out in the junkyard

mite b cool

>>81100232
>lao zi
>hermes trigmegistus
>siddartha guatama
>socrates
>jesus

man you are the illiterate child here

>think its another "make up lines to things" thread
>its real
Well played /tv/. Well played. You win this round.

>>81104108
Is there a stream scheduled saturday night?

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>>81100281
Wow, i'm amazed you can name the author of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at l-l-l-east the b-b... th-th-the b-books w-w-we-
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>81098376
Stephen King really put his neck on the line letting Raimi guest write this chapter

>>81104417
yes

>>81098817

And here I thought The Body was his best book.

>>81098817
I'll read the book after I'm finished reading this link.

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>>81104417
that has to be the worst book chart ive seen and it somehow still floats around on here

>>81104980
>implying we don't all float down here

>>81105097

>waited 5 whole mins to spout his le clever samefag retort

>>81098376
>this is a clown monster talking to a 12 year old
how is steven king not in prison?

>>81105993
Didn't commit a crime.

>>81100281
That's six, you fucking idiot.

>>81098376
I remember reading this whne I was 14
It was too much

> What do you want?’ he asks her.
‘You have to put your thing in me,’ she says.

>‘Bevvie, I’ll fall on you!’ he says, and she hears his breath start to whistle painfully.
‘I think that’s sort of the idea,’ she tells him and holds him gently and guides him. He
pushes forward too fast and there is pain.

>She senses that this is something for him, something extraordinarily, special,
something like . . . like flying. She feels powerful: she feels a sense of triumph rise up strongly
within her. Is this what her father was afraid of? Well he might be! There was power in this
act, all right, a chain-breaking power that was blood-deep

>Mike comes to her, then Richie, and the act is repeated. Now she feels some pleasure, dim
heat in her childish unmatured sex, and she closes her eyes as Stan comes to her and she
thinks of the birds, spring and the birds, and she sees them, again and again, all lighting at
once, filling up the winter-naked trees

>‘Beverly, don’t — ‘
‘Yes.’
‘Show me how to fly,’ she says with a calmness she doesn’t feel, aware by the fresh wetwarmth on her cheek and neck that he has begun to cry. ‘Show me, Ben.’
‘No . . . ‘
‘If you wrote the poem, show me. Feel my hair if you want to, Ben. It’s all right.’
‘Beverly . . . I . . . I . . . ‘
He’s not just trembling now; he’s shaking all over. But she senses again that this ague is
not all fear — part of it is the precursor of the throe this act is all about.

>Bill comes to her.
He tries to say something, but his stutter is almost total now.
‘You be quiet,’ she says, secure in her new knowledge, but aware that she is tired now.
Tired and damned sore. The insides and backs of her thighs feel sticky, and she thinks it’s
maybe because Ben actually finished, or maybe because she is bleeding. ‘Everything is going
to be totally okay.’

>She is aware of a dull throbbing pain of which
they, being male, will never know, aware also of a certain exhausted pleasure and the relief
of having it over.